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woman: and i know how hard that is to hear. but you're in the right place. man: and dr. pascal and her team, they know what to do. they know what to do. the doctors know what to do. so here's the plan. first off, we're going to give you all... (voice fading away) [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- madonna, camila cabello.
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 744, mexico! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! thank you very much, everyone! welcome! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you're here, you made it. you're at the right show. here's what people are talking about.
football matchups yesterday. you had the eagles against the giants, you had the patriots against the texans, and you had the president against everyone. [ laughter and applause ] yesterday trump tweeted that players standing with locked arms for the national anthem is okay. incidentally, people standing with locked arms is also the plan for his border wall. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "red rover, red rover. [ laughter and applause ] don't let anyone come over." that's right, trump said that nfl players shouldn't be allowed to take a knee during the national anthem. and that's not all. trump also released a list of other rule changes he thinks the nfl should make. they're pretty interesting. i'll show you what i mean. for example, trump's first rule is that someone has to get sacked every five minutes, just like at the white house. [ applause ] then he said the broadcaster for every game has to be the host of "fox & friends." >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the only host -- >> steve: that's the only host he trusts. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and finally, when a a referee overturns a call, he has to say, "the previous play was fake new
to stick. he's trying it. this all started on friday when trump said that nfl team owners should fire any son of a b who doesn't stand for the national anthem. check out what one sports icon had to stay about trump's statement. "excuse me, mr. president. but i literally am a son of a a b. [ light laughter ] and there's no rule against peaceful protest, just like there's no rule against dogs playing basketball." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's air bud! >> steve: air bud. yeah. >> jimmy: and after trump disinvited the golden state warriors from the white house, lebron james called the president a bum and said visiting the white house was an honor until trump showed up. [ audience oohs ] trump was like, "does our healthcare bill cover burns?" [ laughter and applause ] "you burned me!" but in fun football news, i saw that someone decided to run on the field during the kent state/louisville game on saturday. take a look and listen to the commentators, here.
>> he might do it! look, he's gonna do it! oh my goodness, buddy! do it, do it, do it! touchdown! [ applause ] oh, man. he's my favorite squirrel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the crazy thing? even that squirrel turned down an invitation to the white house. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he wouldn't do it. didn't feel like doing it. it's just been insane. over the weekend trump was criticized by lebron james, steph curry, stevie wonder, jay-z, and john legend. you know it's 2017 when kylie jenner is pregnant and we don't even have time to talk about it. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, it came out that kylie jenner is expecting her first child. when asked about it, kris jenner said, "i'm so excited about new spin-off -- i mean, addition to the family." [ applause ] very exciting. and get this. there's growing speculation that mark zuckerberg will run for president. [ audience oohs ] he's already got a great slogan, "vote for me or i'll retag you in every photo you've ever untagged."
"okay, no problem. send it right now. he already won, he won." another big story today, anthony weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison for his sexting scandal. weiner can get out in eight months with good behavior. so he'll be serving 21 months. [ laughter and applause ] and finally i read that health experts are warning that some bottles of 7-up in mexico have tested positive for meth. [ audience oohs ] yep, meth and 7-up, or as we call that, mountain dew. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you, everybody. hey, guys, before we get started, i want to take a a moment to send our thoughts to everyone in puerto rico.
devastated by hurricane maria last week. people still don't have power, clean water, or basic needs. they might not for months. they're not even able to get ahold of anyone to tell them they're okay. it's a very bad situation. if you'd like to donate to help our fellow citizens in puerto rico, please go to redcross.org. there's plenty of other organizations out there you can donate to as well. we're going to put some names up on our website. no amount is too little. let's all try and help out any way we can. please. thanks. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it's monday. we're very happy to be back. we have a great week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, kate winslet will be here. [ cheers and applause ] kate winslet. kate and i are going to play the singing whisper challenge. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah, she's really fun. plus, this -- from "this is us," milo ventimiglia will be stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ only milo >> jimmy: it's going -- we're going to a fun "this is us" sketch tomorrow. make sure you tune in for that. it g
then later this week jared leto and harrison ford will be here. it's a big week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fun show tonight. joining us is one of the biggest stars on the planet. her acclaimed product line mdna skin is available in the u.s. starting tomorrow. madonna is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we love madonna. always love when madonna comes by. she gave me this skincare. i tried it. mdna. it's like lotions and creams and serums and eye stuff and, yeah. i don't -- yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you know, that. >> jimmy: madonna -- she wants to give me a facial on the show. [ light laughter ] tonight. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm going to do it. but then -- [ cheers ] yeah. then we have camila cabello on the show tonight! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: camila! this is fantastic. i saw her rehearse today. she has a new song called "havana." it is unbelile
well for the first time. i'm psyched that she's here. it's going to be fun. guys, we also have a very big announcement to make. all next week, october second through the sixth is going to be miley cyrus week on "the tonight show." >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miley is going to be here all week. she has a new album out called "younger now." she'll be doing special performances every single night. we're going to be talking to her. we have some fun bits planned, some games, some prizes i don't want to talk about. we have amazing guests, adam sandler, dustin hoffman. [ cheers and applause ] the cast of "riverdale," and hillary rodham clinton. i cannot wait. miley week. miley cyrus, baby. it's going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] set your dvrs. set your -- set your --- set your tivos, set your rokus. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you love your roku. >> jimmy: your ranger hulus. and get it all ready to go. >> steve: get it ready to roll. >> jimmy: yeah. guys, i like to think i'm a a pretty easygoing guy, but there's one that that really gets my goat. and that's bad music.
listen to bad tunes. so as a service to you guys, i'm about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in my segment i call "my do not play list." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, here we go. now these -- i want you all to know that every artist and song i'm about to play you is 100% real. these are actual bands and actual songs. you can download them on itunes or amazon, or see if your local music store has them. they are real. questlove, i know you say they're not, but they are real songs. [ laughter ] >> questlove: i don't believe you. >> jimmy: i don't make them up, the writers don't do it. >> questlove: i don't believe you, man. >> jimmy: these are real stuff and you can download it. our first one here is from an artist called el -- el chombo. do you know him? >> questlove: oh. nah. >> jimmy: you guys know him? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: el chombo. this is real. yeah. this is el chombo here. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] that's el chombo? >> jimmy: he's throwing a deuce right there, yeah. let's take a listen to -- this is "charrcon." [ cheers ] ♪
♪ chacarron chacarron chacarron chacarron ♪ ♪ [ mumbling nonsense ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. stop it. stop. [ cheers and applause ] you guys know el chombo. >> steve: oh, el chombo. >> jimmy: you know el chombo? [ cheers ] maybe it's like eating a hot pocket. >> steve: burning your mouth. >> jimmy: he just bit into a a hot pocket. uh-uh uh-uh uh-uh. >> steve: we're recording! we paid for this recording time, we can't stop! >> jimmy: uh huh uh huh huh. [ light laughter ] now, this next song is from a a rapper called rev rap and the album is called "rappin' for jesus." >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rev rap. >> steve: rev rap. >> jimmy: now, let's listen to "i need a hug." ♪ ♪ i need a hug [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ i need a hug i need a hug give it up now give it up ♪ ♪ i need a hug come on come on i
give it up ♪ >> jimmy: okay, yeah, that's all they say. we're good, we're good, we're good. yeah. all right, thank you. [ laughter ] i remember that from the bible. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] "give it up now, give it up now, give it up now, i need a a hug." >> steve: uh! >> jimmy: that was from a late night text from paul to the corinthians. [ laughter ] "i need a hug, give it up now." >> steve: give it up. you up? >> jimmy: the next one is -- "you up?" is the follow up song, yeah. [ light laughter ] next up is a scottish singer that i've never heard of called ivor cutler. "a flat man" is the name of his album. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah. there he is here. now, the song -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: what's that logo? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: the logo. >> jimmy: the logo -- [ laughter ] >> questlove: what is that? >> steve: people are -- it's because he's flat. they're walking on him? he's like a sidewalk? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: flat man. >> jimmy: it's -- yeah. anyways, i think he might have probably drawn that himself. >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the song that seems
most promising on here is called "jam." >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: i like to jam out. >> steve: everybody loves jamming. >> jimmy: all right, here you go, man. so let's jam out. take a listen to "jam." >> jam. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ what's your favorite jam [ laughter ] traffic jam traffic jam ♪ ♪ what's wrong with raspberry [ laughter ] what's wrong with plum ♪ ♪ how's about a blob of elderberry or♪ >> jimmy: all right. okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. [ applause ] it's about jams and jelly. >> steve: yeah, you. >> jimmy: that's not me, dude. [ talking over each other ] ♪ what's your favorite jam ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i like it, i mean -- but i don't like it, no. >> steve: he wasn't flat. i thought he was going to be singing flat. he's not. >> jimmy: how's -- ♪ how's about a blob of elderberry on a scone ♪ ♪ >> steve: that's actua
we're down to the last song here. >> steve: aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sorry. this one's the last one. this guy is named frederick bar. you know him? [ light laughter ] >> steve: that's ice-t. >> jimmy: what? >> steve: it looks like -- >> jimmy: that's not ice-t, dude. [ laughter ] that is frederick bar. >> steve: frederick bar.e >> jimmy: i see with like a wide angle lens or something. that's not ice-t. but the name of the song is called "$2 hot dog, $1 water." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, i love it. >> jimmy: i think i have a a pretty good idea what this song is about. [ light laughter ] but let's take a listen. ♪ ♪ $2 hot dog $1 water $2 hot dog $1 water ♪ ♪ $2 hot dog $1 water $2 hot dog $1 water ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ $2 hot dog $1 water $2 hot dog $1 water ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: everybody -- all right, that's pretty good right there. i kind of like it. that's actually not bad. that's all the time we have for "do not play." [ cheers and applause ] if you have an album or a song
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a multiple grammy award winner who has sold 300 million records, and out grossed every other female solo touring artist in music history. [ cheers and applause ] starting tomorrow, her skincare line mdna will be available in the u.s. at mdnaskin.com as well as barneys.com. please welcome back to our show, madonna! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the one. that's the love right there. the one and only, the one and only, the coolest kid in school, madonna. welcome back to the show. thank you, you brought -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you are here, and i see -- you're doing hamlet. you're doing hamlet on broadway -- >> no, i brought this -- i brought this relic from lisboa. i'm living in lisbon now. [ cheers and applause ] p yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. you -- we live such different lives. it's so fantastic. [ laughter ] that's why i love -- >> jimmy. jimmy, we've always lived different lives. >> jimmy: i know we have. do you remember -- do you remember the last time you were here, you graced us with your presence. i was very excited that you were here. it was the last time that president obama visited our show.
most unforgettable moments of my life. i'm still having erotic dreams about it. [ laughter ]. i am. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: no. you weren't -- no, that's not the true. >> no it is the -- it is the true. [ laughter ] it's the truth. >> jimmy: well maybe it is. i don't know, but i do remember i introduced you guys. >> you did. you are the one. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i always wanted to meet him, and you did it. >> jimmy: i said -- it was so cool because i go -- i was with the president. i said, "come on over here and i go. i'd like to introduce you to madonna, and there you were. you were kind of like shy and you were in the -- you were just seeming like sexy, and cool, and like hi, like what's up? and he just -- he was all business. he was like, hello, how are you? nice to see ya, how you doing? great. >> no, no. he was not. he was giving me a little bit of a little. >> jimmy: he was not. no way man. [ laughter ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> jimmy: but i remember the best thing was -- the best thing was you go, "mr. president, it's an honor to meet you," and you go, "you know that you're the only reason why i'm doing this show?" [ laughter ]
hey, good segue here. speaking of enjoying, i'm enjoying your skin care line. >> yes. >> jimmy: you sent this to me -- >> ages ago. >> jimmy: yes. >> and have you ever, ever used it? >> jimmy: heler. i mean -- [ laughter ] i used to look like this. now i look like this. [ cheers and applause ] no, you've sent me everything. you sent me the rose mist, which i've never had a rose mist. >> doesn't it smell amazing? >> jimmy: it's the best thing. have you ever used a rose mist? i didn't even know that i might -- my life would need one. >> you're about to use the rose mist. >> jimmy: and you go, i feel like refreshed, and i feel calm, and it's the best thing ever. you sent me -- >> serum, face serum. >> jimmy: face serum. i call them serum, but yes serum is i guess the right pronunciation. >> yes. >> jimmy: you sent me -- oh here it is right here. i got some eye masks. >> should i move the skull. >> jimmy: you can move -- yeah, it looks good, but yeah, but this the line. it looks good. i will say it smells great too. it's like an orange fresh citrus thing besides the rose. the rose is that thing. but then the eye mask i've used because i have a puffy face. >> i have a puffy face. >> jimmy: i've used it all over my body. >> you can. >> jimmy: i slept in eye masks, and i've lost five pounds. [ laughter ] >> you can. >> jimmy: it depuffed my body. >> well, i sleep on my face all the time so i tend to wake up with very puffy eyes. >> jimmy: oh really, and what's your secret? the eye patch? >> so, i take the eye masks out of the freezer where i keep them and i just -- yeah, and you put that cool little thing under your eyes, and it just melts down your face. >> jimmy: it feels good, yeah. >> and then the extra serum that's in the foil, i just rub it on my knees and my elbows. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: why now for a skin care line yo
>> because i didn't come here as a pop icon goddess. i came here as a -- [ cheers and applause ] great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did not come here as that, no. >> i came here as an aesthetician. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. yeah. >> to rewrite the declaration of skin dependence. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. come on. >> can i have a drum roll? thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for skin dependence. >> and we do not discriminate with this skin care line. >> jimmy: anyone can use it. >> it's for everyone, all people. i'm going to bring humanity together with mdna skin. >> jimmy: mdna. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, i said it. >> jimmy: explain, because i received this -- >> can i give you a little bit of a facial? like we're not -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: alright, the plan is, because i didn't understand. we'll start off here. we'll go to commercial, and we'll come back here and we'll -- >> okay, it's a chrome clay mask. >> jimmy: chrola
>> yes. this is a magnet that takes it off, but you're getting ahead of me. >> jimmy: i know. sorry. >> i need to put it on. wait, where's the wand. oh, here it is. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right. >> jimmy: and i just relax. >> well, yeah. can you relax? >> jimmy: yeah. this is me relaxed. [ laughter ] >> can i just get up. >> jimmy: relaxing jazz. >> can i have something? yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, do you want that or do you want spa music? >> no. >> jimmy: no, this a good jazz. ♪ oh yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ]. wow. all right. >> wait. >> jimmy: you're not drawing something offensive, are you? >> no. unless you find my initial offensive. >> jimmy: no i love your initial. are you doing an m? >> i am. >> jimmy: this is legendary. [ laughter ].
i'm trying not to laugh. >> don't laugh. ♪ ♪ you're getting a spa treatment gonna make you look so good ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. that's perfect. >> i miss your mustache. >> jimmy: no, you don't. >> i do. >> jimmy: no one missed my mustache. >> i do. >> jimmy: unanimously it was panned. look at this right there. [ cheers and applause ] mdna. now, when we come back from the break, we're going to take this off using the magnet wand thing. okay? >> yes, we are. >> jimmy: we're going to play with this. more with madonna when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know who likes to be in control? this guy. check it out! self-appendectomy! oh, that's really attached.
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i'm doing this -- i'm just freaking out that you're here. the one and only madonna is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] mdna skin is out tomorrow. mdnaskin.com, also barneys. and i will set this -- rose mist. [ cheers ] i -- that's what i do. i dolphin it. >> do you feel like you're walking through a garden of roses? >> jimmy: yeah, i feel like i'm floating through a garden of roses. [ light laughter ] i do this and then i dive through it. yeah, i dive into it. it is so good. i never thought that i would ever need this but i love it. oh, you do three sprites. okay. [ light laughter ] all right, so now -- [ cheers ] not bad. i'll do it. all right -- >> it's actually not bad tasting. >> jimmy: when i got this box from you, i didn't quite understand. i thought this was the whole thing and i didn't put any -- i didn't put any clay mask on. but then i saw -- because i was just rubbing that on my face not knowing. [ light laughter ] and i was tellin w
this is so great." and she's like, "let me try it." and then she was like, "i guess i feel something." but it turns out you need to do this first and then you'll feel something. so i was -- we're totally acting. >> it turns out there's a a product involved. >> jimmy: i know. but explain this thing. >> can i do it? can i remove it? >> jimmy: yeah. i don't know. i kind of want to keep it on my face though. but, yeah. >> you can. >> jimmy: no, here we go. all right, so what -- now what do you do? >> i just want to take this condom part and -- [ laughter ] i just going to make sure that -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> this -- this is the most amazing thing. it removes the clay mask and leaves nothing behind but the hyluronic acid. and your skin will be glowing. okay? it's going to blow you away. do you want me to remove it? >> jimmy: please blow me away. >> do you guys -- [ cheers and applause ] okay. can i have some of that wonderful luscious music? ♪ [ cheers ]
♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> whoa. wow. >> jimmy: ah! i'm just kidding. i was joking. [ laughter ] did i get you? i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> stop it. ♪ >> jimmy: sorry -- is it coming off? is it dry? is it working? >> yes, it's working, shush. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's working. >> there we are people. >> jimmy: wow. it looks great. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wait, wait, wait. voila! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: you are fantastic. >> wait. no wait. turn your face to the side. and then you just rub in the leftover serum. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] look at that. >> look at your skin. it's glowing. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean look at how much -- look like a baby on this side. and a 50-year-old man on this side. [ laughter ] >> and then look, here's the best part. >> jimmy: off the condom comes right off. there you go. in the garbage. in the garbage. >> where is the garbage? >> jimmy: i have it right here. i can take it. i'm putting this on ebay. please. are you kidding me? [ laughter ] i want to -- congratulations on this. and i want to play a game with you while you're here. do you mind? >> oh, i love playing games. in fact, i'm so enjoying you interviewing me -- do such a a good job interviewing me. >> jimmy: thank you. >> but -- there's always a but. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i want to interview me. >> jimmy: oh i -- i think i know what you're talking about. and i have a way to make that happen. it's time for "lip flip." ♪
your lip it's a lip flip yeah ♪ >> jimmy: hello. [ laughter ]. i'm madonna and i'm british. where should we start? ♪ let's start at the very beginning ♪ i'm from michigan. this is how people from michigan talk. [ laughter ] i'm so happy to be here. jimmy, thank you so much. ha ha ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> uh, look at me. i'm jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] i'm from brooklyn. i like pizza. i stuff my face with it every day, all day long. and i love it.
and i love to talk to my dog. and my dog's name is juan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god, did you guys see the eclipse? [ laughter ] did you see the eclipse? oh my god! i was watching it. i was like, "oh my god!" [ laughter ] look at the sun! look at the sun! look at the -- oh my god, you guys. i was like, "look at the sun." the moon is covering the sun! i couldn't believe it! [ laughter ] i couldn't believe it! [ laughter ] >> so, yes. [ laughter ] it was -- it was quite a a profound experience for me as well. the eclipse. i don't think you understand how profound the experience was.
i need to share it with you in a different sort of way. ♪ shot to the heart and you're to blame you give solar eclipses a bad name ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i do love your impressions. i do love them. can you do -- can you do kim kardashian maybe? kim kardashian entering a a party? >> hi. [ laughter ] hi. >> jimmy: can you do kim kardashian leaving a party? >> bye. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: james. >> what? >> jimmy: now the time has come that we must give people what they want. give me a beat and i'll break them off a little run dmc. [ laer
>> let's get serious, man. >> jimmy: just get serious -- damn it! >> guys get serious. >> jimmy: here we go. give me a beat. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ now peter piper picked peppers run rocked rhymes humpty dumpty fell down ♪ ♪ that's his hard time jack be nimble what nimble and he was quick but jam master cut faster ♪ ♪ jack's on day what [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "lip flip." that's madonna right there. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with camila cabello, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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yeah. she is going to perform this for us later in the show. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely camila cabello, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: camila. >> hi, guys. hi. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy to talk to you. because -- >> i'm so excited. >> jimmy: you've been on the show before. you sing, but we never had a a talk. in a sitdown talk. >> hi, nice to meet you. camile. >> jimmy: hi. jimmy. nice to meet you camila. congrats on the new single right here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you just look gorgeous on the cover, but also -- >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous in real life too. >> thank you. >> jimmy: let's talk about, when you first started to perform. do you remember your first performance? >> my first performance. i remember i was in fifth grade
little mermaid" in school. >> jimmy: okay. >> anybody ever heard of it? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ cheers and applause ] >> and i auditioned for "the little mermaid." and basically we had to audition as part of the grade. because when i was younger, i actually -- i was very shy. like, i didn't even sing in front of my family. i didn't want to -- you know, i didn't want to do any of that. but i had music class. and so as part of the grade, you had to audition. and so i auditioned, gave it my all and i got shark number two. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: shark number two. not even shark number one. >> not even number one. >> jimmy: i don't even remember shark number one. shark number two is the star. >> and so -- i know. and so then i go to do the thing and i even, like i came out at the wrong time. like eric and ariel were, like, giving each other the little -- the little kiss and i came out at the wrong time. and i just hear everybody going, no. stop. go back. go back. >> jimmy: shark number two, not yet. >> oops. but of course my family was super proud of me. they're like, yeah, that's my shark number two that messed up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's our girl. that's our girl. explain, this
>> oh yeah. halloween is coming up. >> jimmy: yes, it is. but explain this -- >> oh yeah. this photo. >> jimmy: so this is at -- so this is taylor swift as deadpool, right? >> yep. killin' it. just killin' it. >> jimmy: and these are just people being like, what? like sexy cowboy. >> just left to right. just like models. >> jimmy: sexy cat. and then -- >> and so i just -- i always -- >> jimmy: but then here's you. >> yep. [ laughter ] yep. >> jimmy: what were you? >> i was basically a fat grandma that couldn't find her cat because she sat on it. [ laughter ] and i made it myself. ♪ one of these things is not like the other ♪ >> jimmy: that is fantastic. >> and so i got the stuffed animal and my mom helped me tape it to my butt. >> jimmy: when you were doing this, did you leave it on for the whole party? >> actually i didn't. because -- so basically i walk in and it was like gigi hadid, martha hunt, like these like models and i just walk in like -- >> jimmy: i sat on a cat. i sat on a cat. >> yeah. and so then this like really --
bathroom and i had this, like, black turtle neck and pants under it. and i just, like, went to the bathroom and i just like, took it off. then i came back, and i was like, it was really hot. >> jimmy: i'm a half mime. yeah. hi guys. that's my outfit. this is my outfit now. >> but i have to be a fat grandma because i really wanted to be, salmon nigiri, and i couldn't find that costume. you know they make salmon nigiri costumes? >> jimmy: what is salmon nigiri? >> it's like the sushi. like the salmon and the rice. >> jimmy: oh salmon nigiri. oh, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i thought it was like a show on disney. i go, wait a minute. salmon nigiri, i've heard of it. yeah. >> no. i meant salmon nigiri. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, yeah. >> so yeah. that's what i -- that's what i did. >> jimmy: so that could be a a costume this year? >> i could be or tamago. >> jimmy: yeah. how is a -- what is tamago? >> tamago is the egg. the omelet -- the egg with the rice. you're not a big sushi fan are you jimmy? >> jimmy: i am, but i've never heard -- >> what kind of sushi do you have? >> jimmy: california roll. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. i'm going to start crying. >> shrimp tempura.
>> jimmy: how is -- how is your grandma, by the way? because i know, she's a big supporter. >> she's great. she's probably watching right now. hi mami. hi. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: hi mom. hi grandma. >> she's great. and she is going to be so excited about this performance. because obviously, you know, she loves this song. my mom's side of the family is cuban. i was born in cuba and my dad is mexican. woo. any latinos in the house? >> jimmy: yeah, we have latinos in the house. [ cheers ] yeah, of course. >> yeah. and so -- yeah, so this song was really special to play for her, because, you know, it had such a big part of her culture. and for me to kind of integrate it with, you know, the current things that i listen to was really cool. i remember i played it for her. my mom had -- my grandma has this really, like, visceral way of listening to music. like, she's -- you know, she's, like, a cuban lady. she feels it -- she feels it with her whole body. and i played her "havana" and then there was this part where the beat drops. and she was like, "ay dios!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ay dios? >> that's exactly -- y
>> jimmy: ay, dios! >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is grandma on twitter? >> dude, oh my god. [ laughter ] she got a twitter and she basically -- you know she streams the song all the time. like literally i just look at her laptop and the song is on constant play to the point where we'll be like having a a conversation and i hear like -- ♪ havana like super quietly. >> jimmy: grandma, are you streaming the song again? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and she's doing it because she wants you to go up this year. >> yes, she's just -- she's super supportive. and you know, her getting a a twitter is a -- it gives me complicated emotions, because sometimes -- like one day she accidentally tweeted my mom's phone number. i don't know how. >> jimmy: oh my god. [ laughter ] >> and -- yeah. it was pretty funny. >> jimmy: ay, dios. well, whatever she was doing worked because "havana" has been streamed over like 100 million times. so congratulations on that. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now please talk to me
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ havana ooh nana aye half of my heart is in havana ooh nana aye aye he took me back to east atlanta nana ♪ ♪ all of my heart is in havana aye there's something about his manners uh huh yeah aye uh ♪ ♪ he didn't walk up with that "how you doing uh when he came in the room ♪ ♪ he said there's a lot of girls i can do with uh but i can't without you ♪ ♪ i knew him forever in a minute hey that summer night in june ♪ ♪ and papa says he got malo in him he got me feeling like ♪ ♪ ooh oooh ooh i knew it i
i loved him when i left him ♪ ♪ got me feeling like ooh ooh ooh and then i had to tell him i had to go oh na na na na na ♪ ♪ havana ooh nana ayy ayy half of my heart is in havana ooh na na ayy ayy ♪ he took me back to east atlanta na na na uh huh all of my heart is in havana my heart is in havana ♪ ♪ knew it was there when i read the sign welcome to la yuma ♪ ♪ knew it was him when he hugged from behind it gets me every time ♪ ♪ he's put in work, but he's in the streets he said girl can you ride ♪ ♪ this is the part that my daddy told me he got me feeling like ♪ ♪ ooh oooh ooh i knew it when i met him i loved him when i left him ♪ ♪ got me feeling like
ooh ooh ooh and then i had to tell him i had to go oh na na na na na ♪ ♪ havana ooh nana ayy ayy half of my heart is in havana ooh na na ayy ayy ♪ he took me back to east atlanta na na na uh huh all of my heart is in havana my heart is in havana ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ take me back to my havana i left my heart in havana ooh nana yeah, he took me back to east atlanta. ♪ my heart is in havana
my heart is in havana havana havana oh no yeah oh no no ♪ ♪ havana ooh nana na ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness! come on. oh fantastic. camila cabello right there, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "havana" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. whoa, it's so good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to madonna. [ cheers ] camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] that's how you do it right there. oh, my gosh. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers ] stay tuned for "late night with seth myers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope you see you tomorrow. bye bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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