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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 750. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much. that is a great crowd. hot, hot crowd. hot new york city crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show," baby. thank you. it's going to be fun tonight. well, here's what people are talking about you guys. today es
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puerto rico. he was like, "these conditions are horrible, how can anyone live like this?" [ light laughter ] and then they said, sir, this is la guardia, we're just refueling. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right, today trump went to puerto rico to survey the damage done by the hurricane, and mike pence will go there tomorrow to survey the damage done by the president. [ laughter and applause ] "i'm very sorry he said that to you, he didn't mean it." but trump had a nice visit to puerto rico. he said, it gave all the first responders a chance to meet with the last responder. so i thought that was -- [ laughter and applause ] but everyone was talking about this. trump told puerto rico that the recovery effort really threw his budget out of whack. puerto rico said, "well, next time there's a hurricane, we'll just push the island out of the way, so we won't get in the way of your budget. [ cheers and applause ] no problem." some news for travelers, united airlines just launched the shortest domestic flight that's only 16 minutes long,
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a passenger who decided to eat a tuna sandwich. [ laughter ] really? we're only going for 16 minutes. [ laughter ] gross. i just got to burp my rubbermaid. >> steve: my feet are killing me. oh, i've to take these shoes and socks off. oh man. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you don't. sixteen minutes, show some restraint. >> steve: i've got to eat this tuna while it's warm. [ light laughter ] can you heat this up for me in a microwave? [ light laughter ] this is a really rare old cheese that i've never had. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why would you have it on the -- >> steve: i normally wouldn't. it's a special occasion. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gosh. it's pretty amazing. scientists have invented a way for you to change your channels on your tv with gestures. it's great for people who like watching sports completely still. [ laughter ] wow, what a great catch, nobody move!
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i just want to -- oh! now we're watching lifetime. okay great. and, boy this is cool. i saw that epcot just celebrated its 35th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] love epcot. epcot, it was also the 35th anniversary of the first dad sneaking off to get drunk in germany. [ light laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, roots. we've got a great show tonight. we love it when she stops by. she has a brand-new series on hulu called "i love you, america." the hilarious sarah silverman is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] plus i'm so excited about this. it's my favorite show. >> steve: yeah, you love it. >> jimmy: i love this show so much.
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the cast of "riverdale" is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. it's fantastic. they're all here, and we're going to play a fun new game with them tonight. you do not want to miss it. plus, it is miley cyrus week here at "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. come on. >> jimmy: her new album "younger now" is out now, and you can see her on "the voice" airing mondays and tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. miley is closing the show with another huge performance. it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] miley cyrus! >> steve: she's the best! >> jimmy: she is great. guys, we did a fun thing last night. we set up a camera downstairs in the nbc gift shop here at 30 rock, and we asked people if they wanted to get the their photo taken sitting in the chair from "the voice." what they didn't know is that while they were getting their picture taken, miley cyrus, and i were going to sneak out behind them, and photobomb all their photos. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] it's very fun so please enjoy this. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> okay, looking right here, and big smiles. big, big smiles. okay. in three, two, one. ♪ >> three, two, one. ♪ >> and in three, two, one. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: be serious. >> focus. >> jimmy: be serious. >> take a picture in three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ] three, two, one. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i think that -- [ screaming ] >> three, two, one. >> both: surprise! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, here it is. go out at the same time. >> okay. >> jimmy: "lady and the tramp." >> okay. >> three, two, one. [ laughter and applause ]
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>> okay, one more. >> jimmy: okay, one -- [ bleep ] [ screaming ] >> oh my god! >> jimmy: hi! [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] >> all right. in three, two, one. ♪ [ screaming ] [ laughter ] >> what is happening? oh, my god! >> i love you, i love "the voice." it's -- [ screaming ] [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> in three, two, one. ♪ >> jimmy: can you not put these up? >> oh, my god! [ screaming ] [ talking over each other ]
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>> jimmy: three, two, one. [ light laughter ] i'm sure that we got this one. [ screaming ] >> oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! [ screaming ] oh, my god! [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you guys, let's get real here. >> right here. everyone look here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was great. come on, how fun was that? [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to miley cyrus. "the voice" airs on mondays and tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. sarah silverman joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: your baby's first word will be dada. >> mama. >> jimmy: i said, dada. >> mama! >> jimmy: dada. m
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deciding what's safe for our kids? tell congress: michael dourson would be hazardous to our health. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy winning comedien and actress, and stars in "battle of the sexes" which is in theaters now. she also has a brand-new weekly talk show called "i love you, america" which premieres october 12th on hulu. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome sarah silverman. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how -- i really love having you. thank you very much. >> i didn't know you couldn't dance.
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>> jimmy: i -- i cannot dance. i tried to. thank you so much for coming back to the show. good to see you. congrats, on the cover of -- you know, magazine. >> i haven't seen this, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: isn't that cool? and you're in a movie. >> whatever. >> jimmy: and you have a tv show. >> i know, i'm getting discovered. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you're more than discovered. i also want to congratulate you on the emmy nom. for your stand up special "a speck of dust." [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: well, not to shabby, kind of a good year to be sarah silverman. >> not too shabby. >> jimmy: not to shabby. tell me about doing a whole new hour of comedy. because i don't -- i think my whole act, and i've been doing it a long time, is probably about ten solid minutes. >> is it? >> jimmy: i mean -- i haven't written -- i can't do it. how do you do that all? >> you could off the top of your head, you could do eight hours. >> jimmy: never, never, i don't know how you do it but, you do it well. i mean could talk for eight hours, but not do it -- [ light laughter ] you -- you are funny. >> i guess you're right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but do you work out of clubs? or do you -- i mean, how does it -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember like your first joke that you ever wrote?
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>> oh, okay. i always keep my -- i don't keep much. i'm not sentimental, but i keep all my notebooks. do you keep all your notebooks? >> jimmy: i have -- yeah, i have one notebook. [ laughter ] that's sad. >> almost full. >> jimmy: that's really sad, i know. it's almost full, every other page, yeah. of jokes? >> so i found, like, a really old one. you know 'cause sometimes you want to look through, and go, like, i never figured this out, but now with have fresh eyes, i have an angle on this. >> jimmy: totally, i got this germ-of-a-bit, yeah. >> right, so i -- i found, like, my notebook from when i was, like, 19. and it has the worst jokes in it, plus like diary entries, which are embarrassing. >> jimmy: you're making me sweat as like -- just thinking about it. >> don't die, because this will be found but, this is a joke. >> jimmy: good advice. >> seeing it written out is extra terrible and cheesy. 'cause it was like -- i don't know why my fish. this is not good. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no but -- i already love the delivery.
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died, i put it in a tank, dot dot dot, top? [ laughter and applause ] get it? >> jimmy: see, now you're sarah silverman and you can get a laugh from that. i put in a tank top, i put it in a tank, dot, dot, dot, top. >> 'cause i just thought it -- like, i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god. >> a lot of my material is about that. i don't know, 'cause i don't know, because i don't know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but you know how to deliver stuff. see? you're a professional now. but i mean, i -- i feel like if i don't go to clubs or something like that or if i don't do rehearsal here, i don't know how to work on a a joke. i can't tweet out a joke. 'cause if it's not funny, people are like, "what are you talking about, that's not funny, like." [ light laughter ] i couldn't -- millions of people. >> but you're not someone who like, crafts words. you're someone who like, i mean, takes a troll doll out and then does an hour of genius on that. look at that. >> jimmy: yeah, that's like my act outside. >> oh, my god, i met him, he had a bowl haircut, and it literally looked like a bowl, on top of his head.
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i mean, he is -- you're still the same person, but you were just like, "oh, gee whiz, hi." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and i'm like, who the hell is this guy? >> jimmy: yeah, i was pretty -- >> yeah, when i would leak i would take a peek at him in the room. and he's like murdering, and i'd go, who the hell is this guy? >> jimmy: no, you were always, always, always super nice to me. so i'm psyched. i remember those days. yeah, the bowl cut. yeah, that was two weeks, three weeks ago. [ light laughter ] but i know that you -- you first started on twitter, you tweeted out a joke, but on a a schedule, which is a very interesting way to do it. >> it wasn't even a joke. it's just like, i would think of tweets, and i for whatever -- i used a different app than twitter for my twitter. and you could like, schedule tweets. >> jimmy: yeah. >> sometimes i would think about -- i come up with like two or three tweets, jimmy. i don't want to spoil you all at once. so, you know i want to pace it out. >> jimmy: okay. >> like schedule this for 8:00 p.m. okay, so one day i scheduled a a tweet, and i scheduled it for 8:05.
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>> i remember this specifically, because at 8:00, we killed osama bin laden. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] the twitter-verse was aflame. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't even remember. then at 8:05, i tweeted, "why do my dog's doodies come out cold?" [ laughter ] i just want to remind you, i scheduled that. >> jimmy: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> i thought that was worth scheduling. >> jimmy: oh, no. how do people react? >> i mean, i think people give me the benefit of the doubt more than i earn. i mean, it's almost -- i feel very much like peter sellers in "being there" sometimes. because people read, and i feel like people were like, yeah, it is cold, but it is our duty. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they made it work somehow? >> yeah, to make it smart. >> jimmy: i want to talk
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your show. first of all, you're in "battle of the sexes." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: check out that movie, you'll see -- you'll see sarah on the big screen, but then if you want to see her on the small screen get hulu, which i have, for "handmaid's tale." >> oh, my god "handmaid's tale." >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i can't be sorry about that. [ cheers and applause ] we can't even talk about it, there's no sense in talking about it. >> there's no time. >> jimmy: but then if you already have -- if you have hulu out there -- >> it's an app like netflix and everything else. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so you go in there and you type -- you type in sarah silverman, you type in, "i love you, america." and you'll get to see the new show. explain what the show is, it's very different. and it's like a talk show, but it's -- >> it's -- i don't know how to explain it, but it's a half hour, it's everything i dreamed it to be. it's like -- i guess you could say it's kind of social politics, but anything heady or even trying to be intellectual is sandwiched in a very, very, very, very bready sandwich of aggressively stupid. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, we love that.
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that's my favorite kind of comedy. >> jimmy: i love it, too. it is my absolute favorite. but you do a bit with -- involving your real dad. >> so, we shot my dad, we put him in a pool because -- >> jimmy: what's his nickname again, sarah? >> shleppy. >> jimmy: okay, good. [ light laughter ] >> i don't know why i said that like, "how could you not know?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> he got it at camp. >> jimmy: i know, shleppy, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, literally, his best friends are all from camp still, and they all call him shleppy. >> jimmy: schleppy is great. >> yeah, so we put him in pool, where he's always in a pool anyway. he loves swimming, and ask him random questions for two hours. and it is all gold. and here are a couple clips. >> jimmy: i want to show you some clips of schleppy, from the new hulu series "i love you, america," take a a look. ♪ >> what would you warn someone about who's about to have their first child? >> start with your second. [ laughter ] ♪ >> why do people hate jews?
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i hate some jews, but not because they're jewish. because they're from new york and they're pushy. [ laughter ] ♪ kyle? oh, kyle? >> how do you think the universe was created? >> compared to my existence right here with my four daughters, and my wife, and my five grandchildren, a couple friends. who gives a [ bleep ] what the universe gave us? here. what a stupid [ bleep ] question? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: schleppy, we love you. sarah silverman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "i love you, america" premieres october 12th on hulu. more of the tonight show when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body
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>> steve: welcome back to "the tonight show", everybody. it's time to play a brand new game called "search party." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ search party >> steve: oh, our first team tonight from the hit show "riverdale." it's the riverdale party! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and from nashville, tennessee, it's the cyrus party. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh! all right. jimmy and lili, you are up first. come on over. ♪ come on down. [ cheers ] here's how the game works. i will read you the start of an internet search question -- >> okay. >> steve: and then you will fill in the blank. we have four of -- >> jimmy: use your tv voice. >> steve: the most popular answers on the board and you'll both type as fast as you can. we'll see if any of them match the top four answers. >> all right. >> steve: here's our first search. >> jimmy: here's our first search. >> steve: round one, jimmy and lili -- should i pierce my blank?
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should i pierce my blank? [ laughter ] is everybody locked in? >> can i lock it in? >> steve: lock it in. >> yeah. >> steve: it's a family show. all right, jimmy, what did you write? >> jimmy: this is a website i tried to start and it didn't take off. [ laughter ] no. tumblr type of thing -- this is called nippler. [ light laughter ] >> steve: nippler? >> jimmy: well, i meant to type nipple. but i typed nippler. >> steve: nippler. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a weather app. >> steve: it's a weather app -- >> jimmy: see it's the weather app if it's nippy out. >> steve: see if it's nippy out. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] >> steve: sure, sure, sure. >> jimmy: it's a weather app. >> steve: you have to keep abreast of the weather. >> steve: all right, lili -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: what did you type? >> i mean i am strategic. so, you know, i did with what i thought would be the right answer. [ laughter ] so i -- >> jimmy: oh, my god. the sarcasm is insane. wow. >> i did nose. >> steve: nose. nose and nippler, let's see them. all right. [ ding ] you got a hit with nose.
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you got it. >> jimmy: see. >> rigged. >> jimmy: nippler, man. >> steve: nippler. >> jimmy: free the nippler. free the nippler. >> steve: free the nippler. miley, how are you, my love? >> i'm great, how are you? >> steve: once again, most popular word to complete the search -- should i pierce my blank? >> you're asking me? >> steve: yes. remember -- >> this is bad. >> steve: this is a family show. >> all right, so my first one is out the window. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: yes. >> what other things -- >> jimmy: so is your second and third -- >> people pierce. all right, i have to go to like my fifth answer. >> steve: yes. >> but do i say it out loud? >> steve: yes. >> okay, it's -- >> jimmy: yeah, say it to yourself. >> it's tongue. >> steve: tongue. should i pierce my tongue? >> that's good. >> steve: let's see tongue. [ ding ]e boom! >> damn. >> steve: that's a fail. >> jimmy: that's a fail. >> i bet my real one would have been good. >> steve: i bet it would have been. >> yeah. >> steve: you can whisper it to me later. noah, how are you? >> good, how are you? >> steve: what is the answer? should i pierce my what? >> should i pierce my ears? >> steve: ears! >> jimmy: yes, of course! >> steve: let's see ears. >> steve: ears. [ ding ] >> jimmy: yes! >> steve: number two answer. >> jimmy: thank you.
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>> keep it classy mom. >> steve: top three answer up there at number four. >> i'm going to keep it classy. >> steve: keep it classy. what you got? >> my lip? >> steve: should i pierce my lip? let's see lip. [ ding ] >> what? >> steve: that is a fail. over to "riverdale" to steal. k.j.? you guys got an answer? >> there's only so many things you can pierce. >> steve: that's true. >> on the human body. >> well, you maybe. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you guys can confer, confabulate. >> can we call family members? [ talking over each other ] >> belly button. >> steve: belly button. let's see belly button. if, they get belly button -- [ ding ] riverdale won! wow. >> jimmy: what are we talking about? >> steve: that was a a barnburner! time for round two. k.j., miley, you're up. come on. ♪ >> jimmy: go for it buddy. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> steve: complete this search question -- can you milk a blank? again, family show.
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can you milk a blank? type it in, whatever you think it is. tell me when you are locked in. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> steve: locked and loaded. >> i'm locked and loaded. >> jimmy: press the red button. >> steve: all right. press the red button. miley, what did you write? >> kitten. [ laughter ] >> and k.j., what did you write? >> goat. >> steve: goat. kitten and goat. let's see it! [ ding ] cat, oh! ♪ >> team cyrus the nashville team over here! k.j., take a seat! >> jimmy: everyone knows you can milk a goat. come on, man. >> that's the question. >> it's a little convenient that the house keeps winning. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: we have no idea. >> i'm just kind of saying. >> jimmy: can you milk a cat? i mean, who would know -- that's great. [ talking over each other ] >> steve: all right, now to you. >> i don't know! >> steve: just think of one. think of one. >> a dog? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no no. >> i bet it's on there. i bet it's on there. >> i bet it is. >> steve: let's see dog. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> good job. >> jimmy: what world do we live in? yikes. what is going on? >> we are from the south. this isn't fair. >> jimmy: this is weird. >> we're all southern. >> steve: all right. [ light laughter ] >> we milk everything there. >> right. >> jimmy: you milk everything in the south. >> steve: can you milk a -- >> i mean, i'm just going with cow. >> jimmy: yes, thank you. >> steve: cow. let's see cow. >> thank you. [ ding ] >> what? >> steve: these are people -- >> what? >> steve: asking the internet -- >> i know. >> steve: they are asking the internet, can you milk this thing? >> they are asking -- >> steve: what is a thing that people might think you can milk? >> people. >> ew. >> i -- no, it's my turn. >> okay, sorry. >> steve: it's brandi's turn. >> i'm going with llama. >> steve: llama. >> llama! that's interesting. >> steve: okay. now, if you don't get this one, it's "riverdale"s to steal. can you -- let's see llama? [ ding ] that's the second fail. "riverdale." >> cole, what are you thinking? >> steve: what do you guys got? >> it's our turn now. >> yeah. >> steve: it's team riverdale. >> what are we thinking? what are we thinking? what are we thinking?
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>> huddle, huddle. >> what are we thinking? [ talking over each other ] >> oh, you have it? >> steve: your answer? >> jimmy: you guys very confident. >> take it away. >> we are. >> steve: cole, go for it. >> pig. >> steve: pig! let's see pig! >> jimmy: not bad. [ ding ] >> steve: no pig! let's see what the answers were -- [ ding ] horse! >> i told you. [ ding ] >> steve: and man. [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, now -- stop it. stop it. stop it! >> steve: jiminy christmas. >> jimmy: let's get to the final round and get this over. >> steve: all right. the final round, noah and cole, you are up. ♪ >> noah! [ cheers and applause ] >> you're going down. >> steve: okay, this is the final round. this is for the game. complete this internet search -- >> no! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we didn't ask you yet. >> steve: no, not yet. >> i'm going to delete your history. >> steve: why are people afraid of blank? tell me when you're locked in. >> wait, what?
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>> yeah? >> steve: all right, what did you write, noah? >> i wrote dogs. >> steve: why are people afraid of dogs? >> cole, what did you write? >> i wrote me. >> steve: why are they afraid of me? >> jimmy: people afraid of you? no one is afraid of you. >> i'd watch. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ light laughter ] >> steve: let's see. let's see. me and dogs. [ ding ] no one is afraid of either one. jimmy -- >> well, that's comforting to me at least. >> jimmy: why are people afraid of the dark? >> steve: ooh, the dark. >> that's mine. >> steve: let's see dark. [ ding ] ♪ >> jimmy: the dark! >> steve: all right, team cyrus is going over there. >> jimmy: here we go. here we go. >> steve: ready to go back over there? [ applause ] >> another one? >> steve: miley, it's to you. why are people afraid of -- >> clowns? >> steve: ooh. >> yes, of course. >> steve: that's a good one. >> "it"! >> steve: very topical. very topical. let's see clowns. >> steve: that's number one! [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> steve: okay noah, round two? >> again? >> steve: again. >> oh -- okay. >> steve: things you are afraid of. what are people afraid of? >> oh, heights. >> oh, that's a good one. >> steve: heights. let's see heights! [ ding ] >> first fail. tish. >> oh, i know. i know. i know. >> one more fail. >> jimmy: what are people afraid of? >> ghosts. >> jimmy: yes! >> that was a good one. >> steve: let's see ghosts. [ ding ] >> fail. >> steve: oh! over to "riverdale" to steal. they can win this entire game. >> jimmy: if they don't win this, we win the whole thing. >> steve: no, if they win this, they win the whole thing. >> jimmy: that's right. but if they lose this, we win. >> steve: then you win the whole thing. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> steve: they get one guess. you guys get one guess to win this entire game. >> i know. >> insects, insects. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: this is it, for the win or the lose. >> spiders. >> spiders. >> spiders. >> steve: that's a very good answer. spiders, let's see spiders. [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you're the winner. ♪
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>> jimmy: my thanks to the cyrus family, my team. the cast of "riverdale." more of "the tonight show" after the break, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ starbucks nariño 70 cold brew coffee. in stores now. only at starbucks. welcome to maxx you. you are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. we see what makes you unique. so we have something for everyone, at a price that's just right for you. maxx you. maxx life.
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k.j. apa, lili reinhardt, camilla mendez, madelaine petsch, and cole sprouse. come on out! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you're here. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome and thank you for being here. i've got to say i'm a -- i'm a a giant fan, as you probably heard, that i am a fan of your show. [ light laughter ] >> only a couple times. >> jimmy: yeah, i was watching and i go -- i was a fan "archie" comics growing up, and i go, how are they gonna make this work as a show? 'cause i don't understand, like, you know, it's like archie and jughead, betty and veronica. then -- oh, it's dark. [ laughter ] >> i think they toss around the word "perverted," like, seven times. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but i mean -- this is a murder, and it's one of -- it's your brother.
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i mean, i'm not -- no spoilers tonight, yeah. but -- >> that's not a spoiler. >> jimmy: no, well you never know. i mean, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> but they're both twins. >> jimmy: i mean, it was a -- and i go, "wow, this is actually fantastic." i love it. there's so many good special, fun cameos of people in this. that every other episode, i'm like "oh, my gosh." oh, my gosh. and again i don't want to give away, because i freaked out. i mean -- your dad? >> we were so psyched -- yeah, we were psyched when we found out you were a fan of the show. >> jimmy: well, this is why -- this is why i'm very, very impressed. first of all, your voice, your accent. where are you from? it's not aust -- >> i'm from new zealand. not australia, i'm from new zealand. >> jimmy: new zealand. [ scattered cheers ] and, and can you -- you're not even a real redhead, are you? >> no. i'm not an american, i'm not a a real redhead. none of it really fits, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so when you auditioned to play archie, were you like, "there's no way i'm going to get this." >> absolutely. >> jimmy: right? >> yes, and i was even more terrified about what i would look like with red hair. >> jimmy: oh, really? what color is your hair? >> 'cause it's either going to go two ways. >> j
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>> you're either going to -- >> not like that, huh? >> yeah, why's that? >> well, if you're not ginger. [ talking over each other ] t [ laughter ] >> like, you're going to suite it or you're not going to suite it, at all. >> jimmy: that's true, yeah. >> but it kind of, i think, worked. >> i think it suites -- >> we prefer him this way. >> we honestly prefer him with his red hair. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: what color is your hair? >> i think it's like a black. >> it's dark black. >> exactly, like your color. >> jimmy: well, i mean, this is one of the finest toupees on amazon. [ laughter ] thank you for saying that. i appreciate, i really appreciate that. i want to hear like, how 'cause -- i -- this is what jughead looks like, right? so, you got the cartoon, that's jughead, right? so i go, how are they going to make this work? are they going to keep the crown? were you concerned at all? >> they just made my turn profile and they measured the size of my nose. >> jimmy: no. >> they were like, hmm, okay. >> jimmy: no, but cole, did you know that they were gonna keep the crown? or how were they going to play that off? >> no, we didn't know. i guess i had asked pretty early on, and they didn't really have a solid idea. but i actually have the crown here. i brought it, for you. >> jimmy: you brought it? 'cause i mean, this, they made it work. this is the crown in the show. >> it's more like a beanie. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: it's fantastic. [ talking over each other ] >> could you put it on? all right. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: are you sure? i'd be -- >> there's a way to do it. >> there's only one. >> jimmy: really? that's the real one. >> don't smell it. >> don't smell it. >> don't smell it. >> jimmy: i'm not going to smell it! [ light laughter ] don't say that. >> there's only one of those beanies. >> jimmy: there's only one -- for real? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is this the right side, like -- like this? >> yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> just like that, that's it. you got it. [ cheers and applause ] >> now, look in the camera and say, "i'm weird, i'm a weirdo." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah, you're -- >> jimmy: in our town -- yeah, yeah, yeah. wow. i'm honored to do this. this is really fun. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about what's going on in "riverdale." season two -- i sneakily saw episode one. >> wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait until you guys see it. it's pretty good. it's amazing. spoilers -- i mean, whoa man. [ laughter ] woo, your dad comes in this one? oh, my goodness. [ light laughter ] let's just say two people end up in the hospital. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: what? two people -- i don't w
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hospital. right, is that's all? >> that's true. >> as far as you know. >> jimmy: is that all i can really say? >> and counting. >> jimmy: can i say your vehicle of choice? cole? >> you can say my vehicle of choice. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a motorcycle in season two, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] now, so many good twists and turns. and it's nasty and funny, and it's cool. and it's well shot. and props to the fog machine. >> yeah. >> jimmy: man, oh, man, that is a very foggy town, riverdale. >> that's all of our budget. [ laughter ] >> lots of fog. >> jimmy: yeah, but it's great. i want to show everyone a clip. here is from season -- this is season one, no spoilers. but if you're going to binge, binge now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: 'cause you got to get ready. 'cause the show airs when? >> next wednesday. >> next wednesday. >> jimmy: all right, i got it, next wednesday. here's the clip of "riverdale." take a look at this. >> she's not here. >> over e!
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oh, my gosh, she's over there. >> cheryl! >> cheryl! stop! >> cheryl! >> what are you doing? >> you guys, he's right. too much weight, and we'll all go under. >> cheryl! >> cheryl. please. ♪ >> just come to the shore and we'll figure this out together, okay? ♪ [ screaming ] >> jimmy: cheryl! [ cheers and applause ] >> cheryl! >> jimmy: cheryl! >> jason? >> jason? >> jimmy: i'm auditioning. i'm auditioning, i could play like -- >> you got to be on the show. >> jimmy: i could play like, your dad's weird friend or something. >> no, no, no. you could play luke's younger brother, you could be my uncle -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, i will -- i'm just better at being a fan of the show. i have an idea of something we could do that could be kind of fun. i know you always go to pop's where a lot of stuff goes down, specially episode one, season --
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anyway, it's a diner, it's fun. i love that you guys and i'll tell you later -- but you're always like, having milkshakes. jughead is having the hamburgers. like every kid does, you have a a cool diner. i thought we could do a new challenge called "the milkshake challenge," where you go to anywhere that sells milkshakes and see how fast you can down a a full milk shake with your buddies. it's the "riverdale" milkshake challenge. >> we do it everyday. >> jimmy: you want to try? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's go do it right now. [ cheers and applause ] you good? all right i'll get in the middle. ♪ [ talking over each other ] >> are you part of this? >> jimmy: i'm in man. >> oh, my god. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: will you stop? that's it, please. that's gonna be a meme -- >> do we look straight into camera while doing it? >> do we look directly into the camera while doing it? >> do we count down? >> jimmy: i have a very big head. [ laer
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we'll count down -- ready? >> ready? ready? wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: one, two, three -- [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] p ♪ >> jimmy: four seconds. four seconds! beat that! [ cheers and applause ] the cast of "riverdale" everybody! "riverdale" returns next wednesday at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. we'll be back with a a performance from miley cyrus. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's such a great album. it's called "younger now." guys, you can catch her on "the voice" on mondays and tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. here on nbc. performing "week without you" off her new album, "younger now", please welcome back miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if i spent a week without you bet you'd wonder ♪ ♪ what i do i think that i'd start going out ♪ ♪ yeah i would get caught kissing other dudes ♪
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♪ 'cause it seems you just wanna bring me down down ♪ ♪ with your bad attitude bad attitude when you know i'm not one to keep dealing with ♪ ♪ the ---- that you put me through i know that ♪ ♪ i gave you my heart but you stomped it to the ground and that's what got me ♪ ♪ wondering what it's like to not have you around if i spent a week ♪ ♪ without you i'd probably have so much fun ♪ ♪ i'd have so much fun first thing first i'd gather up all my girls ♪ ♪ yeah
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in the sun ♪ ♪ it would be so nice not to worry yeah how i love not to stress ♪ ♪ i'd go and grab my old blue jeans i'm sick of wearing ♪ ♪ this silly dress but it looks good doesn't it everybody ♪ ♪ i know that i gave you my heart but you stomped it ♪ ♪ to the ground yeah and that's what got me wondering what it's like ♪ ♪ to not have you around you know i'd miss you baby feels like i've known you ♪ ♪ since i was just seven years old you used to make me smile ♪ ♪ but now you don't do that anymore
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♪ i'm always just crying and sleeping alone but when i think ♪ ♪ of you gone i know i know that i gave you my heart ♪ ♪ but you stomped it to the ground i don't want to wonder ♪ ♪ what it's like to not have you around to not have you around ♪ ♪ to not have you around to not have you around to not have you around ♪ ♪ you know i'd miss you baby you know ♪ ♪ i'd miss you you know i'd miss you baby
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you know i'd miss you baby ♪ ♪ you know i'd miss you you know i'd miss you babe ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my goodness! wow! oh my goodness. you are so good. you are so good. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! "week without you." miley cyrus! "younger now" is out now! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: man, oh man. that was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to sarah silverman, the cast of "riverdale," miley cyrus once again. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be here all week. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. >> see you tomorrow! >> jimmy: yeah, i'll see you tomorrow! bye bye, everybody. i'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kyra sedgwick. from "saturday night live," actress and comedian, cecily strong. author salman rushdie. featuring the 8g band with gene hoglan. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. during his visit to puerto rico today, president trump said, "i hate to tell you, puerto rico, but you've thrown our budget out of whack." and then he said this to a family who had lost their home.
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