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first month's payment. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin hart, hailee steinfeld,
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and alesso featuring watt, and the legey roots crew. >> questlove: 790! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you! oh! [ cheers and applause ] welcome! thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about. hey guys, do you remember that old episode of "the apprentice" where trump fires oma
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well, i guess they aired a a rerun the other night at the white house. and uh -- [ laughter and applause ] yeah. it came out yesterday that omarosa had been fired, but the white house says she's leaving to pursue other opportunities. even dogs living on a farm upstate were like, "yeah, right. i mean." [ applause ] it's a crazy story. after chief of staff john kelly fired omarosa, she apparently tried to barge into trump's private residence. secret service agents stopped her, while another said, "eh, i want to see how this plays out. get your phone. get your phone out." [ applause ] but omarosa's trying to put a a positive spin on things. she said her goal all along was to reach one year of working in the white house. [ laughter ] which is funny because that's actually trump's goal too. [ cheers and applause ] and so they have similar -- similar -- well, omarosa went on "good morning america" today to gi
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robin roberts had some interesting parting words. check this out. >> i don't know if she's ever going to have a relationship with him again, yeah. fourth time could be the charm. >> that's what she said. she has a story to tell and i'm sure she'll be selling that story. >> yeah, she will. bye, felicia. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: oh, snap! >> jimmy: and you thought it was cold out before. oh, yeah. "bye, felicia." meanwhile trump was like, "i thought her name was omarosa. is it felicia? you're fired, felicia. you tell her, you tell her." [ laughter ] this made me laugh. i read that this week in the oval office, a spider was on trump's back and someone killed it by smacking him. and for the rest of the day staffers were like, "oh, look, another spider! oh look, another spider! oh there's one on your face!" [ applause ] "b-b
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[ laughter ] meanwhile, trump said that he wants to give people a giant tax cut for christmas. yeah. leave it to trump to give you a a christmas present that's actually just your own money. it's like, "oh, you shouldn't have." "i didn't." [ laughter ] the republicans are still working on their tax bill and paul ryan even tweeted out his own version of "'twas the night before christmas" and changed all the words to make it all about taxes. well, i guess trump heard about it because he just released his own version. take a look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] >> 'twas the night before christmas in washington, d.c., and not a person was working and especially not me. when all of a sudden, there came a loud bing bing bong and i went to go outside to see what was wrong. and there was st. nicholas, who started to say, "merry christmas to all and god bless the united states." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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not bad. good job. that's funny. another big story out of washington, today the fcc voted to repeal net neutrality, which will make people pay for faster internet service. people called it greedy and unfair then the cable company said, "have we not met? hi, yeah, we're the cable company. that's what we do." [ laughter and applause ] yeah, the repeal means that internet providers could slow down or block certain sites. americans were like, "if you can block twitter at the white house, you got a deal. let's do this. if that's possible. [ cheers and applause ] then i'll think about it." but major business news here. disney has just closed a deal to buy most of 21st century fox. but they will not be buying fox news. [ laughter ] i guess disney was like, "thanks, but we've already got enough cartoon characters. we're good." [ applause ] well, this isn't good. a jetblue flight on its way from l.a. to new york had to turn around after a passenger started biting people.
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the passengers were furious. they said, "how come he gets a a meal? [ laughter ] blue chip! nobodies blue chips!" earlier tonight was the big thursday night football game between the denver broncos and the indianapolis colts. now, as you know, at the end of the season, they give out most valuable player awards, but they also give out other awards during the season sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks like "most likely to succeed, class clown." stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is garrett bowls. he's an offensive tackle for the denver broncos. he was voted "most likely to accidentally plug a toaster into his nose." [ applause ] what am i doing? up next for denver is paxton lynch.
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turn into a fancy candlestick at midnight." [ applause ] ♪ be our guest be our guest put your service to the test ♪ [ laughter ] up next for indianapolis is j'ball sheerd. he was voted "most likely to be dr. dre and snoop dogg fused together in a lab accident." [ applause ] here's broncos quarterback brock osweiler. he was voted "most likely to be a kid from 'stranger things' two years from now." they grow up fast. they grow up fast. [ laughter ] >> steve: fast! >> jimmy: next up for the colts is anthony johnson. he was voted "most likely to be james from the roots after a a two-week bender." [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: wow.
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>> jimmy: here's broncos quarterback trevor siemian. he was voted "most likely to stare at you for eight seconds before he finally says, 'hi.'" [ laughter and applause ] "hi." and finally for the broncos is todd davis. he was voted "electrocuted r. kelly." [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody. those are your "nfl superlatives." give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, we have a great show tonight. this guy is the best. he is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. this is the christmas episode. >> steve: it's fantastic. >> jimmy: i love this episode. this is with musical guests the foo fighters. and he has a huge new movie, "jumanji: welcome to the jungle," in theaters december 20th. kevin hart is here, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, a delight.
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>> jimmy: plus from the new film "pitch perfect 3", hailee steinfeld is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love her. later in the show, hailee is going to perform her new single for us called "let me go." stick around for that. it's going to be great. guys -- [ cheers and applause ] guys we have exactly seven shows left before we go on christmas break. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for "12 days of christmas sweaters!" [ cheers and applause ] here we go. ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters seven days left ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is right. every show between now and christmas, we'll be giving one lucky audience member a snazzy christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. since there are seven shows left, let's open door number seven. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ]
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[ cheers and applause ] am i holding it? wow. wow. i don't even know how to hold this. i have no -- what? this is -- look at the sleeves. they have gloves. the gloves are attached to the sleeves. you don't even need gloves. oh, man. so this is a little cold up here, but it makes up for the warmth here. let's see who's going to go home with tonight's sweater. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, look at your seat number. look at your seat number and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drumroll ] ready, pal? >> ready. >> jimmy: who wants me to pick their number? who wants me to pick their number? [ cheers and applause ] 313!
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] get over here! hey! how you doing? >> how are you? >> jimmy: nice to see you. hey! what is your name and where are you from? >> my name is lakenna and i'm from north carolina. >> jimmy: hey, thank you for being here! [ cheers and applause ] i love north carolina. it gets a little chilly in north carolina, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. do you have anything like this around the closet? >> i don't. >> jimmy: the thing that's good about this -- first of all, feel how soft, right? it feels like it's going to be really easy and fast to get into. >> looks like it. >> jimmy: yeah. do you want to just try -- maybe try it on? >> sure, yeah. >> jimmy: i would go with the gloves first, maybe. >> the gloves first? >> jimmy: i think i would go arm -- yeah, try an arm in there first. no, no, no, we got length on this guy. that's perfect. all right. that's perfect. yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah.
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a rush, you got to get out, you go to store, i understand, it gets cold -- it's cold out! hurry up, honey, let's go! let's go! and you go, "yeah, i got it, i'm right there. cool." and then bingo, surprise. [ cheers and applause ] look at this thing. it's very -- there you go. yeah, look at that. oh, yeah. look at this. it's like over the shoulder. yeah, it's like off the shoulder. look at that. look at that right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] i love you're clapping with that. it's so useful, right? it's the greatest. >> it's the greatest. >> jimmy: what do you give to the girl who has everything? there you go. right there. >> it's perfect! >> jimmy: happy holidays. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, pal. i appreciate it. come on. isn't that fantastic? congratulations once again to our lucky audience member. stick around. we'll be right back with "tonight show hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! thank you, roots. ladies and g
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hashtags! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. so since the holidays are here and everyone is out buying gifts, i sent out a hashtag called #worstgiftever. and i asked you guys to send us the worst gift you or someone you know has ever gotten. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought i'd share some of my favorite worst gift ever stories from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @ipopeditor. he said, "one year i unwrapped a present from my parents and found rogaine. my mom looked at me and said, 'it's time to face reality, son." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] your gift was the truth. >> steve: yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @grizzbongolady. she saysne
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christmas, i gave my husband an electric guitar. he gave me windshield wiper blade refills." [ laughter ] that's great. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that sounds like something i would do. that's fantastic. >> steve: it's the lack of thought that counts. >> jimmy: this one is from @kejade. she says "i gave my mom a a christmas card. i thought it said, 'to the mom i love.' i read it wrong. 'to the man i love.'" that's the -- [ laughter and applause ] this one is from @heidihonayber. oh. >> steve: hidey ho, neighbor. >> jimmy: hidey ho! yeah, hidey ho, neighbor. i got it. she says, "in 1985, everyone was getting teddy ruxpins. i got the lesser known bingo bear that didn't talk unless you held down a button inside his mouth." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you have to gag the bear? bingo bear. >> steve: hidey ho, neighbor. >> jimmy: i never heard of bingo bear. this one's from @darciecf. she says, "one year, for christmas, my boss gave me a a ceramic pea pod with weird baby faces."
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they sent a photo. look at this one. [ laughter ] holy moly! that is weird. [ laughter ] that is absolutely weird. >> steve: that's a gift of nightmares. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. this one is from @rebeccaakbas. she says, "my ex gave me goal keeper gloves for christmas and said, because you're a keeper. he got dumped soon after." [ laughter and applause ] sweet but -- he could have drawn them on a card or something. i don't need the gloves. this one's from @asharzero. he says, "this year, i opened my brother's present early. he gave me this coloring book." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] at least it's not a scratch and sniff. [ laughter ] this is from @emmaviveiros. viveiros? she says, "one year my mom cut the plastic eyes off of my
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she could give them to our dog as toys. she wrapped them, but forgot to label them. christmas morning, my sister opened her childhood toys, without eyes." [ laughter ] all the toys had no eyes. this one's from @daniellecrae. she says, "my coworker gave me a squirrel shirt because she knows i love squirrels, but i didn't love where its hands ended up." look at the photo. hey boy! [ laughter ] hey now! >> steve: hey now. >> jimmy: hey now. this last one is from nestle toll house. >> steve: oh, the cookie makers. >> jimmy: make the chocolate chips. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: they sent one in and they said, "the worst gift is oatmeal raisin cookies." there you go. [ laughter ] not bad. not bad, nestle. i like that. toll house. there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites, go to we'll be right back with kevin hart, ladies and gentlemen! come on back!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest this evening stars alongside jack black, nick jonas, and dwayne johnson in "jumanji: welcome to the jungle," which hits theaters wednesday, december 20th. he's also hosting the christmas episode of "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest foo fighters. please give a warm holiday welcome to the one, the only kevin hart. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. wow! kevin hart. and the legendary rockettes. ladies and gentlemen. you can catch the christmas spectacular now through january 1st. give it up one more time for the radio city rockettes, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. i love you guys. thank you. oh, my gosh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so that's how to do it right there. ♪ unbelievable. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to do it. that's -- that's how you make an entrance right there. kevin hart, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] >> how you doing, hello. what up, y'all? what's going on guys? hey fellas. >> jimmy: kevin, always great to see you. thanks for coming back. >> i had to do something spectacular so i said i want to see kicks. people love kicks. >> jimmy: yes. people love kicks. >> kicks equal big.
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how is "snl" going too? third time hosting. >> "snl" is going good, man. third time is always the best time. i'm happy to be back, of course. i mean, look, around the holidays, it doesn't get bigger, it doesn't get better. >> jimmy: this is my favorite episode of "saturday night live" every year. i have actually hosted this episode before. it's fantastic. everyone's into it. everyone wants to laugh. >> this one will be the best year, ever. i know people have done it in the past. but this will be -- >> jimmy: no, not -- not people. legends have done it in the past. yeah, you know? yeah, i mean -- >> well, legends. [ laughter ] i'm saying, this will be like -- >> jimmy: this will be something else. if you don't like it, you can always watch rerun of last -- i forgot what i even -- i cannot wait for you, man. and foo fighters. i love those guys too. >> oh man, they're amazing. >> jimmy: are you into the holidays? 'cause i know this is your family photo from last year. >> very much into the holidays. >> jimmy: you are, right? >> i am. absolutely. >> jimmy: look how good. come on, everyone looks good. [ audience aws ] is that not the cutest thing? big dog, little dog. [ light laughter ] >> you can't even tell. you didn't point out the littl
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that's my -- that's my little angry dog. >> jimmy: he is kind of angry. but this year's photo is going to be different because you have a three-week-old baby. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> that's my baby. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's the baby's name again? >> kenzo cash hart. >> jimmy: kenzo hart? oh, my gosh. does it have a nickname yet? >> i call him lil zo, lil do right, lil baby nugget. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, wait till you see -- can i show you -- >> loose neck. >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. loose neck. yeah, babies have very loose necks. yes, loose neck. [ laughter ] let me show you guys -- ready to see the cutest photo you've ever seen in your entire life? [ cheers ] you said it was kenzo's first photo shoot. >> yeah, he just had the first photo shoot. >> jimmy: get ready for this. >> oh, you got the picture? >> jimmy: yeah. [ audience aws ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that is a beautiful baby, buddy. congratulations. >> thank you, man.
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and you put a -- you put some text underneath. you said that this is -- >> that's my bed. >> jimmy: yeah, this is your bed. yeah, that's interesting. that's -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, we literally just brought the bed out of the room. you know what, man? he's a great baby, though. he's a great baby. i mean, literally, it's exciting, you know? you forget, because my kids are getting older, so my daughter's 12, my son's 10, so you forget about that new -- that new baby stage, and when you get around that new baby, it all -- instantly starts coming back, man. loose neck came to me -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i know, yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> that's a dangerous -- that's the most dangerous thing for me 'cause -- >> jimmy: yes, that's -- exactly. >> you forget, and you hold that baby and you're like, oh my god loose -- wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, sick exactly. >> exactly, you got to hold it. so that's where that came from. >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know. >> you got to -- you got to be alert. you got to be alert for that new baby. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i follow you on every single thing i could possibly follow you on. you're always great and entertaining and all this
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>> jimmy: but also, i always love how fit and you are you're always promoting exercise. >> yes. my body looks great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not really my point. >> that's not where you we're going? >> jimmy: no, that's not where i was going. >> i jumped the gun? >> jimmy: no, yeah, you did. a little bit. yeah, but i'll get there -- eventually. >> okay, sorry. >> jimmy: you ran the new york city marathon. >> i did, man. my first one. first marathon. [ cheers and applause ] first marathon, yes. >> jimmy: and you finished -- >> i finished in 4:03. my first marathon. i was on pace to do it in 3:28, but i got shot with this thing called a cramp gun. >> jimmy: did you really get a a cramp? >> no, no, not a cramp. my whole body, like, literally, i was running and i stopped and i was like, oh, yeah, that's it. that's it. [ laughter ] my guy was like, "come on, man, you got to finish." and i was like, "oh, this is not a choice. this isn't a choice." like my body is doing this, and i had to, like, stop. and i just remember, you know, the crazy thing about the new york marathon is there's so many people cheering on the side. like, go, go! and you realize, like, they don't know none of these runners.
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out there. and i was like, you don't have nothing to do today. like, what -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the spirit -- that's the spirit of new york city, baby. >> but it wasn't -- >> jimmy: we show up. we show up. >> it caused a lot of questions for me. i was like this is -- [ laughter ] i was like, i want your support, but i was like it's 2:00. you got to have something else to do. nothing? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what i saw that i thought was funny, there's a way you can track the runners on the -- going through the marathon. >> oh, yeah. i saw that, yeah. >> jimmy: what stages they're at. and you had like, you know, whatever, the 30,000 followers or whatever. 100,000 followers -- but there was another kevin hart who was a -- >> yeah, this made me mad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 59-years-old from hollywood, florida. and he had 25,000 followers. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's very -- it really pissed me off when i found out about it. when i found out -- it pissed me off for two reasons. one, he was 59-years-old and he was moving. like, he was -- [ laughter ] so -- so at first, when i found out, you know, 'cause i'm getting texts. they're like, "yo, man, dude,
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going fast. you're at like a six and a half minute mile," and i'm like, "no i'm not." i don't know -- [ laughter ] not according to my pace. not according to what i got. and then when i found out the age, i was mad because i couldn't approach him, you know, with frustration 'cause he was -- he was better than me at that age. >> jimmy: so you never caught up to him. >> i had to just let it die, but he definitely caught a lot of the attention that i was supposed to get. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good for him kevin hart. >> well deserved, well deserved. >> jimmy: from hollywood, florida. hi, buddy, yeah. congrats on the grammy nom, by the way. >> yes, it was good, man. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. in great company. >> jimmy: you are in great company. you have sarah silverman, jerry seinfeld -- >> dave chappelle. >> jimmy: chappelle, oh, my gosh. >> yeah, it's amazing. i'm happy with the nomination, to be in that group of people. >> jimmy: isn't that fun? >> it's unreal. i mean, look, that's what you work hard for. you work hard to get these moments, and this is one that won't be forgotten. the fact that i'm nominated is unreal to me. >> jimmy: so you're still doing stand-up. you actually -- you have three more 2017 dates. >> yes.
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buddy. >> i don't stop. my "irresponsible tour" is on the way. kicking off. >> jimmy: 12 -- 21st of december, you're in hollywood, florida. >> yes, i am in hollywood, florida. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. >> jimmy: dude, you can see kevin hart! kevin hart lives there. they already know kevin hart from hollywood, florida. >> well, that's why i'm not going to invite him. >> jimmy: no, come on! [ laughter ] he's already there. he beat you to it. he's there already. >> yeah, exactly, exactly. he brought me. he ran to the show. >> jimmy: he ran to the show. yeah, he's there waiting for you. >> no, kevin hart, if you are in hollywood, florida, it would be an honor to shake your hand for doing way better than me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the 30th you're at mohegan sun, and 31st in orlando, florida. >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: have you been on our ride? i know we went -- >> you know damn well i ain't been on that ride again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not a real roller coaster. >> y'all -- y'all stop it. >> jimmy: it's a simulator. >> i'm not getting on it. >> jimmy: come on. >> i don't care what it is. no. >> jimmy: come on. >> no, i don't care what it is. i'm not doing it. no. stop, i don't -- i don't play around. >> jimmy: just -- >> for those who don't know, he knows, he knows about my fear
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>> jimmy: we went on one and dude, i'm the one who got hit with a bug. >> well, yeah, you got hit with a bug and laughed it off and i was on the other side screaming. >> jimmy: yeah, crying and -- >> and literally, literally -- >> jimmy: tears of blood. tears of -- >> literally, like, i'm not big or talking about, like, my son -- >> jimmy: oh, i thought you were gonna stop at -- i thought you were gonna stop at i'm not big. >> no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. >> no, like, that was one of the few times where i had no control over my stomach. the stuff -- literally, stuff was coming out of me -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i was sitting next to you like, it could end up on me. yeah, exactly, yeah. >> it was bad. it was bad. it was a bad moment for me. >> jimmy: all right, well, either way, you're going to crush it in orlando. i want to talk about "snl." i want to talk about "jumanji." >> "jumanji's" big. >> jimmy: let's talk about "jumanji," please. >> let's talk about it. >> jimmy: more with kevin hart after the break, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with kevin hart. he has a giant -- and i mean giant, giant new movie opening on wednesday called "jumanji: welcome to the jungle." >> yes. >> jimmy: this is a -- it's going to be a big -- >> it's the biggest movie i've done. >> jimmy: it is, really? >> this is the biggest movie i've ever done. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. it has everything you want. it's got action, it's got comedy -- >> adventure. >> jimmy: it's got a great script. >> it's honestly, from start to finish, the best project that i've ever done. i mean, look, they did an amazing job by giving us something unique in this film, because we wanted it -- we wanted it to be special. we wanted to make sure that we did the moe
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"jumanji" had, and we also wanted to make sure that we paid homage to the late, great robin williams. >> jimmy: robin williams oh, man. >> make sure that we did something very, very classy. [ cheers and applause ] so -- and the special thing about it is, you know, in the original, the "jumanji" world came to you. the game came to the people. and this one, the people actually go inside the game. and the world that we create in this game is unbelievable and i'm actually an avatar, me, dwayne, jack black, karen, nick jonas, we play avatars in the game that these high school kids -- >> jimmy: yeah, these high school kids find this old like, kind of atari system and they just go, what is this? and then they end up picking their own avatars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so i know jack black is played by a -- >> he's a 16-year-old girl. >> jimmy: a teenage girl. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] look, listen, jack -- by far, jack black steals the movie as a 16-year-old girl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's unbelievable. jack black is unbelievable. >> i mean, he stayed in character through the whole movie. bu's
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like a over-the-top 16-year-old girl that you don't believe. he is a grounded, perfected 16-year-old girl. like the hair flips. >> jimmy: everything. >> like, he -- he talks through the whole movie. and this voice sounds like -- >> jimmy: it's unbelievable, right. >> you don't even know, like -- [ laughter ] i can't even do it. i sound nasally. >> jimmy: he's so good. he's so good. >> he's amazing, man. >> jimmy: it's such a fun, great holiday family movie. >> yes, it's a movie for everybody, go see it. >> jimmy: it really is great. we have a clip -- here's kevin hart finding out that his character in "jumanji" runs really slow. check this out. [ light laughter ] >> it's a great clip. ♪ >> what is this thing? >> run!
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>> why am i running so slow? >> we got to go now! get on my back. >> what -- i would rather die. >> jump on my back. >> no, nope. i'm going to die. put me down! put me down! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it. thank you very much. congratulations, buddy. we love you, man. kevin hart is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend, and "jumanji: welcome to the jungle" hits theaters december 20th. we're talking to hailee steinfeld after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, man. oh! nice man cave! nacho? [ train whistle blows ] what?! -stop it! -mm-hmm. we've been saving a lot of money ever since we switched to progressive.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented singer and oscar nominated actress who stars in the highly anticipated new movie, "pitch perfect 3." which is in theaters december 22nd. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome hailee steinfeld! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> how are you? >> jimmy: oh, i'm so happy to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: and happy -- happy belated 21st birthday. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're 21! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. this is a big deal. 21's big. >> the big one. >> jimmy: yeah. what did you -- how'd you celebrate? >> my friends and family, actually, surprised me. it was a beautiful dinner. it was pretty low key. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> but, i enjoyed it. >> jimmy: did you have a a beverage? >> i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> i sure did. i actually was pretty pumped about ordering one and i got the drink menu and i looked at it and i had no idea what to order. i didn't really know what any of it was. >> jimmy: no, yeah. >> but, yeah, i left it to my family to order me a drink, and -- >> jimmy: what was it? >> it was a moscow mule. >> jimmy: hey. [ cheers ] that's a great one. >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: did it come in a a copper mug? >> it did. yeah. >> jimmy: yes! you got a real one, man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. >> thanks. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember one of my -- one of my first beverage -- i want to say i was probably 13. no, i'm just kidding. [ laughter ] no, i was 21 of course, and i remember i had no idea what to orei
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>> right? >> jimmy: so i don't know -- i didn't know anything. but i went in with my friends and we were looking at this bar menu and i was trying to act all cool, and i'm like, "can i have three swamp things?" and the guys like, "you want three swamp things?" i was like, "yeah, yeah, that's cool. yeah, three." so me and my two friends, we get three swamp things. i get it and it's a giant bowl with like 20 straws in each -- [ laughter ] in each -- >> really? >> jimmy: in each swamp thing. yeah. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: it had a flame in the middle of it. >> amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was like, i'm such an idiot. we're never going to finish these. it was ridiculous. it was fun, though. the first time i think i heard you sing was "pitch perfect 2." is that possible? >> that is correct. >> jimmy: and man, oh man, did you take off from there. >> thank you, i know. >> jimmy: i mean, how fun? [ cheers and applause ] >> so crazy that it happened. you know, music has always been part of my plan and it's always been something i wanted to explore. and i kind of secretly wanted it to happen through a movie so it would make sense, because i had been making a lot of movies at the time. so "pitch perfect 2" happened and now of course, there's number three. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which i'm very excited about.
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>> jimmy: and but i mean, you're just making those great records. i mean, these platinum hits. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "love myself," and there's all great stuff. i mean, i just -- i'm so psyched for you. i'm so proud of you, and i know -- i'm proud of you but i've known you for a while now. >> you have. >> jimmy: yeah. you -- didn't you meet your producer on your album here? >> i sure did. so i actually, last time i was here i met ryan tedder backstage. and it was really cool -- >> jimmy: one republic. >> one republic. huge fan. and i met him and it was a real sort of -- i mean, i spent three minutes of our introduction fangirling. and he was really cool, but on his way out he was like, let me know if you need anything, give me a call. you know, whatever. i'm here. and i was like, totally going to call you. [ laughter ] and then he walked out and i was like, that felt like the equivalent of like people in l.a. being like, let's grab coffee or let's do lunch. >> jimmy: and you never see them again. [ laughter ] here's my number, 555-555. >> exactly. [ light laughter ] but i actually ended up giving him a call and he produced my song "most girls" and we've done some other things since. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> t y
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you. this is -- you're so talented. do you still, like flip out when it plays somewhere? like you hear it on the radio or something. >> every time. every time. it does not get old. >> jimmy: right? >> in fact, it's very -- it's a a little bit -- i mean, it's really cool when i'm in the car and i'm listening to the radio and it comes on. but when i'm, like, out in public, i recently was shopping and i was in a dressing room, and "most girls" came on. and it was very weird because i was, you know, in a dressing room behind the curtain and i kind of, like, squealed. [ light laughter ] and the girl asked me if i needed -- if something was wrong. and nothing was wrong. it was the song came on, and i was freaking out. >> jimmy: yeah, no, it's all good. >> it's all good. it's good. >> jimmy: yeah, it's all good. >> but it's absolutely crazy. in fact, the other day, i heard "let me go" for the first time on z100 and i was actually on the phone with watt, who is on the record. >> jimmy: on the record, yeah. >> and i literally was screaming on the phone. i'm like, "it's on the radio! it's on the radio!" and i held my phone up the entire song, as if he's never heard it before. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: on z -- yeah, exactly. he's probably like, i heard that before. but, on z100. >> on z100. >> jimmy: yes, it's the best thing. i'm so happy for you. >> it is, thank you. >> jimmy: tell me about "pitch perfect 3."
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>> so, "pitch perfect 3," little bittersweet. >> jimmy: yeah, because this is the last one. >> this is the farewell. this whole movie is basically the journey of the girls sort of finding out how they can have their real last performance together. so -- >> jimmy: oh, man. and -- it's just -- it's good. [ applause ] so, you're auditioning, you're trying out because you're opening for who? in the movie? >> well, we're on this u.s.o. tour. >> jimmy: yep. >> and of course it's "pitch perfect" so there's always a a competition. and if you win the competition, you go on tour with dj khalid. >> jimmy: there you go. i mean that -- that's -- yeah. >> so, yes. that happens. >> jimmy: so we might see -- all right, good yeah. and i want to show a clip. here's hailee steinfeld in "pitch perfect 3." take a look at this. >> all right, ladies, pick up your -- we're going out. >> what do you mean, going out? >> what do you mean, what do i mean? we just sucked -- in front of dj khalid. >> listening. >> he's staying at that fancy casino hotel across the street. okay, i say we all get up, we get dressed, we go over there, and we show him that we are not a joke.
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>> emily, i can't believe that a half decent idea came out of your dumb mouth. [ laughter ] okay, so let's get tarted up -- >> tarted? >> tarted. >> it sounds like -- >> tarted up. >> she's a caramel tart. she's a chocolate tart. [ light laughter ] you're the vanilla tart. >> thanks, babe. >> oh, tarted. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hailee steinfeld, everybody! "pitch perfect 3" is in theaters december 22nd. hailee is performing for us after the break. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ amazing speed, coverage, and control. nooooooo! yes! all with an xfi gateway. find your awesome and change the way you wifi.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: perform their hit, "let me go," give it up for hailee steinfeld and alesso, featuring watt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you made plans and i made problems we were sleeping back to back ♪ ♪ we knew this thing wasn't built to last and good on paper picture perfect ♪ ♪ chased the high too far too fast picket white fence but we paint it black ♪ ♪ ooh and i wished you would hurt me harder than i hurt you o0h ♪ ♪ and i wish you wouldn't wait for me but you always do ♪ ♪ i've been hoping somebody loves you in the ways i couldn't ♪
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♪ somebody's taking care of all of the mess i've made someone you don't have to change i've been hoping ♪ ♪ someone will love you let me go ♪ ♪ ♪ someone will love you let me go i've been hoping someone will love you let me go ♪ ♪ it's been some time but this time ain't even i can leave it in the past ♪ ♪ but you're holding on to what you never had it's good on paper picture perfect ♪ ♪ chased the high too far too fast picket white fence but we paint it black ♪ ♪ ooh and i wished you would hurt me harder than i hurt you ♪ ♪ ooh and i wish you wouldn't wait for me but you always do ♪
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loves you in the ways i couldn't somebody's taking care of ♪ ♪ all of the mess i've made someone you don't have to change i've been hoping ♪ ♪ someone will love you let me go ♪ someone will love you let me go ♪ ♪ ♪ i've been hoping someone will love you let me go ♪ ♪ ♪ someone will love you let me go someone will love you let me go ♪ ♪ someone will love you let me go ♪ i've been hoping ♪ somebody loves you in the
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taking care of all of the mess i've made ♪ ♪ someone you don't have to change i've been hoping someone will love you let me go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] come on. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you so much. hailee steinfeld, alesso, watt! [ cheers and applause ] look at that. "let me go" is out now. my thanks to kevin hart, the radio city rockettes, hailee steinfeld, alesso, watt, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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