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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- chance the rapper -- tim mcgraw and faith hill.
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roots crew. >> questlove: 771! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. thank you for watching. i appreciate it. here's from -- >> we love you jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too. aw, thank you. i appreciate it. here's what everyone's talking about. someck
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it just came out that as many as four elected officials have not been accused of sexual harassment. [ cheers and applause ] and that is -- four of them. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's the big story. radio host leeann tweeden came forward and said senator al franken groped her without her consent. and she posted a photo as evidence. in fact, it's so bad franken's already a frontrunner for president in 2020. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] already, yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: meanwhile it's been reported alabama senate -- senate candidate roy moore would hang out in the mall in the '80s and try to get teenagers' phone numbers. [ light laughter ] he got a lot of numbers, but they were all for jenny at 867-5309. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. it's crazy though, two more women have come forward accusing roy moore of making unwanted advances at the mall which explains that new slogan, "amazon, so you don't run into roy moore at the mall." [ laughter and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] listen to this. the company that makes the game "cards against humanity," did you hear of this? they bought land on the u.s./mexico border to try and block trump's border wall. [ cheers and applause ] while the company that makes "jenga" won a bid to build trump's border wall. it's like -- one piece -- [ cheers and applause ] "no one touches it." guys, christmas decorations are going up, which means it's also time for "elf on the shelf." now, if you're not familiar, that's the doll that gets like placed around the house before christmas to spy on kids and report to santa if they're being naughty or nice. and we actually have the elf on the shelf here to talk about it. are you there elf? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, hi. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us. how's it going? >> i'm going to be straight with you. things have been pretty crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, how come? >> there are so many naughty people out there.
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>> jimmy: oh, there's a lot of naughty kids this year? >> oh, no. i'm actually the adult elf on the shelf. [ laughter ] yeah, it's my job to keep an eye on the grown-ups and report back. and let me tell ya, 2 2017 has been a bitch. >> jimmy: all right, whoa, whoa. [ applause ] elf on the shelf -- watch the language. watch the language there. >> no, no, no, it's okay. 'cause swearing used to get you on the naughty list. but this year you've got to do so much worse. >> jimmy: oh, really? there's an actual naughty list? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. here's the naughty list from this year. >> jimmy: yep. >> okay, so we've got a -- hollywood producers, senators, actors, comedians, comedians who became senators. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and -- oh, and the travelocity gnome who ghosted me after one date. >> jimmy: all right, well, hey. [ laughter and applause ] well, that's too -- that's too bad. is there anyone that's on the nice list this year? >> oh, of course, of course. i'll just take out the old nice list here. there we go. >> jimmy: thank you. >> okay. [ light laughter ] so we've got tom hanks and beyonce. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] all right, well thank you. thank you for keeping an eye on everybody.
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and if you need me, you know where to find me. >> jimmy: yeah, on the shelf? >> no, i'll be at the blimpie near penn station. >> jimmy: there you go. elf on the shelf, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] elf on the shelf. the blimpie near penn station. >> steve: the blimpies. >> jimmy: yeah -- well, this is pretty big. last night a painting by leonardo da vinci sold for a a record $450 million. the winning bidders said they can't wait to get home and put the painting in the frame they bought at michael's. [ laughter and applause ] two for one. finally, i saw that pringles made a new thanksgiving dinner pack that includes eight new chip flavors inspired by thanksgiving dishes. or as single guys will call that, thanksgiving dinner. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. he's a multiple grammy winning musician. he is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest eminem. that is a big show. chance the rapper is here this evening. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's the best! >> jimmy: he's a good dude, right? >> steve: funny and good. >> jimmy: yeah. plus, we have country music icons tim mcgraw and faith hill are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] their new album -- "the rest of our life." their song they're doing tonight is a -- "break first," and it's a beautiful song. it's about basically, people that split up, then they go to a bar or a party. they're at a bar together, but they already split up. so now they're just trying to move on, but they know the other person is there. and it's like, which ones gonna break first and say "i love you." >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: we made a mistake. it's very romantic. we're gonna play a fun game. i think it's like that. >> steve: you hope. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the way -- [ talking over each other ] s
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actually -- >> jimmy: actually, i'm sorry. it's "breakfast." >> steve: oh, breakfast. >> jimmy: yeah -- they're gonna have breakfast together. >> steve: right, right, right. >> jimmy: it's a song, it's sponsored by denny's. [ talking over each other ] yeah, grand slam breakfast at denny's. it's a big -- >> steve: moons over my hammy. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i get romantic in the morning. i love diners. i love -- you know. smother cupboards -- exactly, waffle house, whatever you want, man. [ light laughter ] we're going to play a fun game with them. and then for the first time ever, they said they're going to perform together on "the tonight show." tim mcgraw and faith hill. >> steve: woah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the rest of our life." guys, it is time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, we do this thing every wednesday where -- so which is yesterday. but let me explain and you'll understand. [ laughter ] >> steve: is it about breakfast? >> jimmy: every wednesday -- no, no, no. i did that, no, that's the future. but i'm talking about the past. every wednesday --
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>> steve: right. >> jimmy: which is yesterday -- i already did this. i sent out a hashtag. all right, and i asked you guys to respond to that topic. but every wednesday i do this, if you watch the show, you want to play along, we do this every week, every wednesday. and we'll send out a hashtag and you can play along. so, since we're right in the middle of football season i sent out a hashtag called, "#football raps." and i asked you guys to send us your funny raps about football. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause ] as we do every week on our show. it's fun. so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite football raps from you guys. and here to help me out to perform them is the roots very own tariq trotter. ladies and gentlemen right there. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow, quite a fanfare. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] that was actually just a a madame tussauds wax figure. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] this first one is from @smithcomeupbeth.
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♪ ♪ now i ain't saying he a goal kicker ♪ ♪ but ain't nobody score them points quicker first down boy ♪ ♪ go ahead first down first down boy go ahead first down ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this next one's from @devinhaskins. he says -- ♪ ♪ fourth down i make you punt punt ♪ ♪ the pass coach is like a drunk drunk ♪ got in an argument with trump trump ♪ ♪ that fourth down i'll make you punt punt i believe that ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah, that's nice. next one's from @thevealmccoy. he says -- ♪ ♪ with so much drama in the nfl ♪ ♪ it's kinda hard being in these doulbe ls but peace somehow some way ♪ ♪ keep passing out funky fresh rhymes like every single day ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: this next one is from @gormandmmercer. gormand -- >> steve: gorman. >> jimmy: m. -- mercer. >> steve: mercer. >> jimmy: i'm not sure if he needed the m. >> steve: right, he's already got gormand and mercer. >> jimmy: how many gormand mercer's are out there? >> steve: right. >> jimmy: that beat him on twitter to get that name. >> steve: yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: i mean, just -- >> steve: i'm gormund mercer -- >> jimmy: or @gormund2, you know? >> steve: yeah. how many gormund's are out there? >> jimmy: that's right, i'm assuming there's -- >> steve: seven? >> jimmy: 30. [ laughter ] this one is from @gormanmmercer. he says -- ♪ referee he can't mess with me if he wanted to ♪ ♪ that was legal that was not a foul use your eyes you fool ♪ ♪ check the tape i was not off side i ain't trusted you ♪ ♪ with your whistle and your foot locker shirt fans hate all of you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this one is from @jeffmatsenrv.
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♪ rain drops ball drops zeke elliott in a crop top ♪ >> jimmy: zeke elliott -- zeke elliott in a crop top? >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] wow. >> jimmy: zeke elliott in a a crop top. >> steve: yeah, that's it. >> jimmy: there you go, man. >> steve: rv. >> jimmy: this one is from @carebearat6. she says -- ♪ ♪ i've got my city doing punt kick ♪ ♪ but every qb try to tackle they jump ship ♪ ♪ i guess that's why we got to play each sunday ♪ ♪ lace up my cleats so my teammates can have some gatorade ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds familiar. that sounds familiar right there. this one is from @jacquelyncwort. she says -- ♪ ♪ well the word got around they said this qb's insane be insane man ♪ ♪ lead's a team to victory and he's coming yeah ♪ ♪ came from north dakota
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and philly's gonna know his name ♪ ♪ what's your name man carson wentzylvania ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: carson wentzylvania. that's from the play "wentzylvania," the hit broadway musical, "wentzylvania." [ light laughter ] this last one's from @defair. he says -- ♪ ♪ as i run through the tackles on my right and my left ♪ ♪ i take a look up ahead and realize there's no one left ♪ ♪ because i been ditching and dodgin so long even the ref don't know where the ball has gone ♪ ♪ hey we've been spending all thenights living in a football paradise ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you have it. those are "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites go to tonight show.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with chance the rapper. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> steve: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody. it's time to play a game called "search party!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: playing tonight, we have the tim mcgraw party. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and their opponents, the faith hill party. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. first up we have tim and faith. come on down. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ okay. here's how the game works. how are you? good to see you. >> how are you doing? nice to see you. >> steve: fantastic. how are you, tim? >> thank you. >> hey, how are you doing? nice to see you. >> jimmy: you know each other. that's not good. we're opposite teams, man. >> steve: no fraternizing. no fraternizing. >> steve: here's how the game works. i will read you the start of an internet search. >> oh lord. >> steve: and you fill in the blank. >> oh lord, jeez. >> steve: we have the top four most popular answers. >> on the board. you'll both type in your answers as fast as you can on -- it's called a computer. >> okay. [ light laughter ] >> steve: and then we'll see
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>> jimmy: he knows what a a computer is. >> steve: if it match the top four answers. here is the first search. ready? >> oh, lord. okay. >> steve: why do country singers always sing about blank. now type in your blank. >> jimmy: come on, faith. you can do it. type it. >> steve: you've got it. tell me when you're locked in. >> locked in. >> steve: yeah, locked in. is everybody locked in? >> i'm locked in. >> locked in. >> i locked in. >> steve: okay faith, what did you write. >> love. >> steve: love? [ cheers and applause ] >> good answer! >> nice. >> steve: tim? what did you write? >> d-i-v-o-r-c-e. >> steve: oh, nice. divorce. let's see if we have any matches. ♪ yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got one answer! >> seth: faith, get over there. hello, darling. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, mr. dawson. >> steve: once again, name the most popular word to complete the search, jimmy. why do country singers always sing about blank? what is it? >> jimmy: mama? [ laughter ]
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>> steve: let's see mama. ♪ ooh. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh. >> steve: one fail. >> what? >> steve: two fails and you're out. >> that is not cool. >> steve: james, it's up to you. come on. why do country sing about blank? why do they sing about? >> jimmy: drinking. >> steve: drinking! [ cheers and applause ] let's see drinking. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] okay, faith. >> yes. you always sing about -- >> um, my family. >> yes, family. >> jimmy: yes, family. i love family. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: okay, get family, you win. if not, the mcgraw steals it. let's see it. ♪ ooh! [ audience ohs ] that's two. tariq. tariq trotter. >> tariq: how you doing? >> steve: famed entrepreneur. >> tariq: yup, yup. >> steve: country singers. >> tariq: yes. >> steve: they often been singing about what? >> tariq: we often sing about -- >> steve: we? [ laughter ] we? >> tariq: the line between country and hip-
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[ laughter ] >> steve: you're right. blurred lines. >> yeah. >> i'm gonna say, trucks. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: trucks! let's see trucks! ♪ oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, my gosh. you guys won that one. >> jimmy: all right. they got one. >> steve: now we're gonna start again. jimmy. >> jimmy: what was the last answer? >> steve: let's see. what's the number four answer? ♪ dog. >> jimmy: yeah, dog. >> steve: all right, jimmy and tariq, get up here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] all right, ready? speaking of dogs. >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: why do dogs blank. why do dogs blank. tell me when you are both locked in. internet search. people queried the internet. ask jeeves. what does jeeves have to say? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that doesn't exist anymore. [ light laughter ] >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: ask jeeves. >> steve: i got an assistant. i don't know what the internet looks like. jimmy, what did you write? >> jimmy: i wrote, bark. why do dogs --
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nice. [ cheers and applause ] tariq? >> tariq: that's a good answer. >> jimmy: i got it right. >> tariq: you have a good answer. i said why do dogs run away. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, tariq that's sad. >> steve: run away? that's sad. wow. >> jimmy: your dogs run away from you? >> tariq: i'm still thinking about country-western songs. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh okay, there you go. we've moved on. let's see what we've got. ♪ bark! number one answer! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. it's a barn burner. it's time for you guys to steal. >> jimmy: run away. i lock my dog in my house. why do dogs spoon. why do dogs spoon with me? all right, here we go. >> steve: james. >> why do dogs sniff. >> steve: sniff. >> oh, nice. >> steve: we're not gonna say what? [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> steve: sniff. let's see sniff. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] sniff dogs! that was my first movie. [ indiscernible ] >> steve: i played james butts. >> jimmy: you were great in that. >> steve: and you played gary sniff. >> jimmy: gary sniff. we were a detective team, i remember. >> steve: sniff and butts. >> jimmy: sniff and butts. >> steve: all right, faith. why do dogs do --
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'cause everybody poops. >> steve: they do. thank you. that's true. [ applause ] let's hear it for poop! [ talking over each other ] >> steve: the only thing that would make me happier if it was the number two answer. [ light laughter ] let's see, why do dogs poop? ♪ let's see poop. there's no poop up there. >> jimmy: no, yeah, yeah. >> why do dogs do what? >> steve: dogs do a lot of things. >> they do. oh, i know. go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's just get in the zone for a second. maybe i can -- why do dogs howl. >> steve: howl. >> wait, owl? >> he said it. he said it! >> steve: let's see howl. ♪ >> jimmy: oh. >> steve: quest. >> jimmy: they got it? >> okay. >> steve: we're going to you, baby. >> questlove: why do dogs bite? >> good answer. >> steve: bite! let's see bite! ♪ no. we gotta run. that means team faith wins. james, quest, get up here. ♪
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okay. this is the final round. the final round. for 8 million points. name a word that completes this search. how do i get more blank. >> jimmy: james be careful. [ light laughter ] >> steve: james, come on. >> oh, dear. >> steve: you got it? you know what it is? >> jimmy: it's up to james, i think we can do it. >> steve: james, got it? >> james: i'm locked in. [ laughter ] >> questlove: that's a good one. >> steve: i have a feeling this is gonna be filthy. [ light laughter ] you locked in? are you locked in? >> james: yeah. >> steve: all right. james. >> money. >> steve: money. that's a nice one. [ cheers and applause ] >> satisfaction. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: how do i get more satisfaction? let's see it. ♪ money! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: all right. faith, we're gonna start with you. >> oh, that's not a good idea.
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>> steve: how do i get more -- blank. >> yes. how do i get more -- ♪ how do i get more [ cheers and applause ] how do i get more -- um, intelligence. i don't know. >> jimmy: yes. >> i know -- >> steve: let's see intelligence. >> it's not up there. i know. i'm sorry. ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> steve: okay. >> i'm sorry, team. >> jimmy: no, please. my answer -- how do i get more -- i want to say guac. [ laughter ] i'm not gonna say it. i'm not gonna say it. >> steve: guac is not your answer. >> jimmy: how do i get more time? >> steve: time! >> oh, that's a good answer. [ applause ] >> steve: let's see time. ♪ [ audience ohs ] >> what? >> steve: now it's up to you guys for the steal. >> you can steal it. >> steve: you can steal. if you steal, you win. >> what? >> steve: if you steal it, you win. >> the whole game? >> steve: one answer. >> jimmy: are you allowed to talk to each other? >> steve: just one answer.
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right, they win. if they get it wrong, they lose. yes. one answer. ready? >> yes. >> oh wait. [ light laughter ] yes. >> steve: how do i get more -- >> one, two, three. >> sex. >> sex. [ light laughter ] >> steve: let's see sex. ♪ oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the winner! team tim. >> jimmy: it works. unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to tim mcgraw, tariq trotter, questlove. tim and faith are performing a a song off the new album later in the show. we'll be right back with chance the rapper. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it's the final days of the ford year end sales event. ♪ i'm on top of the world, hey. ♪ it's your last chance of the year to get our best offer of the year: zero percent financing for seventy-two months, plus an extra one-thousand cash back
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hosting "saturday night live" for the first time this weekend with musical guest eminem. please welcome a talented man, chance the rapper! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. chance! welcome back. always good to see you. >> i'm so happy to be here. thank you for having me, man. >> jimmy: please, we love having you here. every single time, they always do -- i want to get into all the stuff you do, because you fascinate me. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, with everything, with your music, but also i saw a tweet today, this morning, that really just brightened my day. you said, "i can't be the only person who wakes up wishing he could hang out with drake more. the guy looks like all hes
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>> that's the truth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love drake. >> i love drake. i think we live in a time where people are ashamed to say how much they love drake or enjoy what he does. [ laughter ] and i'm totally rebelling against that. i just want to say, shout out to drake and your whole team, shout out to future, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love drake. we love drake so much. we have mini -- mini -- we have mini drakes. >> aww. >> jimmy: we invented a mini drake so that we could always have him -- yeah. he can sit -- he can hang out with us whenever he wants. [ cheers and applause ] every show we have mini drake. that's what we're talking about. he can just hang out and just hang with us. it's always good to have him. >> i feel much better now. >> jimmy: you do feel better, yeah. chance, i want to talk about this. you're hosting "saturday night live" for the first time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you excited? >> i very much so am. i love the whole cast and crew. this is my fourth time being in the building. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all the other times i was a a musicaes
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but it's just, you know, hosting is a whole different thing. i got in on monday. and i've just been in new york every day writing with the cast and meeting everybody. it's a crazy feeling. i love it. >> jimmy: you're the first unsigned artist to ever host the show. that's the thing that i think you've done that you changed the game. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't have a a label. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't have a a label and then yet, you just won grammys, even though you didn't sell any physical copies of a record. i just think it's cool. i know it's just fun. [ cheers and applause ] >> it doesn't make sense. >> jimmy: it doesn't make -- it's fun, right? >> yeah. it doesn't make sense but it's an awesome thing. it's cool, 'cause i don't have anything. like there's nobody before me that was the first, first unsigned artist. so it's not like i have to live up to anybody's expectations. [ laughter ] i could be terrible on the show. >> jimmy: doesn't matter. >> still the first. still the first. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it doesn't even matter, exactly. i heard that you're writing some stuff. >> i am, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] come on clap for me! >> jimmy: you wrote sketches? >> i wrote three sketches that will make it into the show.
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rehearsal. so they could get pulled. lorne could pull them last minute. but hopefully, as of now, i got three sketches on the show. >> jimmy: you were just thinking about this in your head? you go, "oh, i have a couple ideas that i could do something?" >> yeah, well i actually wrote five. i came here with five. i mean i -- you know, i'm a a huge fan of the show. and i know that like when they bring in a guest host, they usually come with a few ideas at least, especially if they're, you know, into comedy. and so i brought a few sketches by. one of them made it. i actually got to give credit to my good friend donald glover who helped me with the idea. [ cheers and applause ] he's a great dude as well. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but yeah, no, it's a crazy thing to have people enjoy, you know, what i have to bring to the table. >> jimmy: you're gonna do some comedy, i love it. and eminem. you've opened for eminem before, but you guys, have you ever hung out? >> still have not met eminem. i've -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you never met him? >> i haven't. but i'm a huge, huge fan. and so, that's like one of the main things. i feel like it's my birthday week. i'm back with you. [ light laughter ] i don't believe any of this stuff is really happening. buah
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how great is that dude? i think you guys together is gonna be an electric show. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i wanna say, was it at the bet awards where michelle obama gave you a a humanitarian award? >> yeah, i was humanitarian of the year 2017. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how cool does that feel? how great does that feel? what an honor. >> it's amazing. it's what i do it for honestly is the accolades, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly right. [ rim shot ] all right, thank you. you gave, i wanna say, i mean, i think it was like a million dollars of your own money to chicago to public school system just to try to help them out. but that's -- you did that -- [ cheers and applause ] no one asked you to do it. you just did it, and said i'm going to do this and that inspired other people to give more. >> yeah. we actually have a big announcement. i'm not going to say it now, 'cause that will mess up monday but i do have -- [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: no, no, not yet. now he gets the drum roll. >> yeah, no, we have been
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raising a lot of money. we raised about $2.5 million since february for chicago public schools. [ cheers and applause ] and the year's not over yet. so we have more announcements coming. i think monday when we get back to chicago. but yeah, it's been a great campaign. it's ran by social works, my nonprofit 501(c)(3). and we've been trying to collect funds to try and, you know, one, get better schooling for kids in the inner city and then also just, you know, create a bigger conversation about funding formulas in the u.s. and how we choose to fund certain schools over other schools. >> jimmy: interesting. well you're doing -- [ cheers and applause ] that is tricky. you're doing a thing too. you're starting a thing called the twilight awards. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is exciting to me. 'cause i mean, you were saying there's so many music award shows. >> there's a lot. >> jimmy: there really is. almost too many. >> too many. >> jimmy: yeah. one way to think about it. yeah. but there's nothing of this idea that you have. and what is this idea for the twilight?
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be hosted in chicago in 2 2018, in june of 2018. and it will be the first awards show of ours that is honoring principals, teachers, students and parents that show excellence throughout the school year. and it should be an amazing night. we're hoping to have a lot of special guests there, a lot of special performances and take a a moment to honor the people that do some of the most important work in our country. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's why -- that's why i love you man. and if i can help out in any way -- >> you can definitely help out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to help out, man. >> that's contractual. >> jimmy: yeah, is that contractual? >> you already did it. >> jimmy: count me in, man. chance the rapper! he's hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest eminem. we are talking to tim mcgraw and faith hill next. see you after the break, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are country music royalty. they have a combined 37 grammy nominations and have sold over 80 million albums. wow. [ cheers and applause ] this is their first ever joint album, "the rest of our life" is available now. you can catch them on their soul to soul tour this summer. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tim mcgraw and faith hill. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: guys welcome. thank you so much for coming on the show together and performing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so exciting. i love -- and i wish we won that game. i'm sorry. i was just off my -- >> you know, i kind of think we did. >> jimmy: yeah, we kinda did, right? >> no. no. >> jimmy: look at you guys here on the cover of billboard, here. legend of lie, right there that's -- [ cheers and applause ] you've got this award that they've given out only to given out only to elton john and lionel richie. this is a giant honor from billboard. >> it was nice. thank you, billboard. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- live shows -- you've been on tour for -- >> my whole life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that what you really -- do you remember -- >> it feels like my whole life. i've been on tour for -- gosh. >> jimmy: is that where you guys met? >> i started 19, 20 years old,
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a u-haul trailer. you know, traveling all over the place. >> jimmy: yeah, and now doing stadiums. >> and some of those guys are still with me. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. some of those guys are still with me. >> jimmy: did you guys -- did you meet on tour? no? >> we did. we met on tour. >> no, no. >> well, actually we -- >> let's back up. >> okay. >> back up. ♪ back up back up >> we met in 1994. the first time we met was in 1994 at a crs, which is country radio seminar. >> jimmy: look at you, by the way. >> i know, it's like, we got this. >> jimmy: like, "it was exactly 3:45 p.m." [ laughter ] >> i remember -- >> jimmy: everything. >> very vividly. >> jimmy: really? >> it was a new faces show. we were back stage and we all took a picture. a lot of new artists. clay walker was in there. a few other artists. and yeah, and that was the first time i met faith. and i had a mullet. [ laughter ] >> that was so sexy. i mean, like yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why did it ever go away? why did it ever go away? >> and the ugliest red jacket you've ever seen in your life. i had on. >> both of us -- yeah. >> and i looked at her and was smitten right away. yeah. >> jimmy: and do you remember falling in love with him too? do you remember falling in love? >> no, she didn't fall in love with me right away. [ laughter ]
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you had to put some work in. >> took a lot of time, are you kidding me? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> it wasn't that bad. >> jimmy: oh yeah. really? >> it wasn't that long. >> jimmy: but look, now you have three beautiful daughters. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were telling me this funny story about your eldest daughter gracie? >> gracie, yeah. >> jimmy: when she went on her first date. >> yeah her first -- i was on the road working. and they give me a call and they said, you know, "gracie is going out on a date. do you mind if she goes before you meet the guy?" they said, "i met him. he's a really nice guy. everybody -- we've done all the research." everybody's a really nice guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you gotta do that. >> oh, heck yeah. >> we put our secret service guys on it. they checked him out. everything's good. and i said, "okay, but he's gotta come -- they can go out tonight, but i'll be home tomorrow." so around noon, i want him to come by the house, just so i can say hi to him and look him in the eye and shake his hand. >> jimmy: oh man i can just imagine. >> so i get home at like 2:00 in the morning. and i get up the next morning and we're doing a barbecue. so i'm in the kitchen and i forget that he's coming. so i have a white apron on, and a knife and i'm trimming meat up so i've got like chunks of meat all over this white apron. >> jimmy: blood everywhere. >> blood everywhere.
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and i go and answer the door and there's this kid who was dating gracie, standing there. i've got a knife in my hand and a bloody apron on. and it worked out really well. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't mess. don't mess. >> right. right. >> jimmy: the soul to soul tour starts again this summer. you wrapped the first leg of the tour. this is your first tour faith in ten years? >> ten years. since 2006-7 was the last time i was on the road. yeah, i've just been hanging out. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah, right. yeah, no. please. but i mean, you've obviously worked on this one. is it odd to get back on the road and go, "oh, i remember this routine." >> it was -- it was frightening at first because i had the pleasure of performing with one of the greatest performers in the business of music, period. honest to god. he is. [ cheers and applause ] i was nervous at first. it had been a while. ten years. but then once i got up there, after a few shows, i'm like, "bam." >> jimmy: you got it back. >> i love it. i love it! >> jimmy: i mean, you're great at it. obviously you know what you're doing. >>
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album together, finally? >> well, gosh. tim? >> well, we wanted to do a -- we've wanted to do a record a a long time together. we've been married 21 years. >> jimmy: you've done songs together, yeah. >> and we've done -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good for you guys. >> and we've done a handful of -- not quite as many songs as people think we have done together. we've done a handful of songs together. and so this time around, when we decided we were going to do a tour together, we thought, "we're going to have to do an album together." we want to an album -- maybe the only album we ever get to do together. we both turned 50 this year, which was a cool year for us. >> jimmy: gosh you look fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i love you guys. you guys are actually going to perform together for the first time on "the tonight show." you've never done that before. >> never. >> jimmy: so i'm honored, and we're psyched, and thank you for doing it. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: "the rest of our life." when we come back, tim mcgraw and faith hill are performing a a song from the new album "the rest of our life." come on back everybody. and we'll work on that song. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, you guys ready? [ cheers and applause ] we love them so much. off of their new album "the rest of our life," singing "break first" once again, tim mcgraw and faith hill. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ you or me baby who's gonna break first you or me baby ♪ ♪ who's gonna break first you or me baby who's gonna break first ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tim mcgraw, faith hill! "the rest of our life" is out now. look at that. a standing o.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to chance the rapper, tim mcgraw, faith hill. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kathy bates, from "killing gunther" actor and comedian, taran killam, music from japandroids, featuring the 8g band with joe russo. ♪ ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. before we get started, yesterday eminem released a free style rap video. did anybody see that? did anybody see that? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] in which he took on a number of political and social issues and ended the video by calling

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