[ cheers and applause ] ♪ steve: welcome to "the tonight show!" and here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. look at you guys, hey. thank you very much. welcome to the "tonight show." give it up for the roots everybody, right there. [ cheers and applause ] well, you guys, the mueller report is finay here and it is huge mess. republicans say it proves that there was no collusion and exonerates trump. democrats say they want to sayed the redactarts and have the attorney general testify. while the rest of america is like, thank god it's almost 4/20. [ laughter ] [ applause ] trat's right, the report talks about collusion, ouction and russian interference. and it's pretty thick, 381 pages. but when hillary clintead it, she was still able to tear it in half with her bare hands. [ laughter and applause ] amazing, focused.ar but the day ted with attorney general william barr giving a press conference about

the report. if you haven't seen barr before, he he is. yep. in his press conference he made it very clear there was no collusion between russia and trump's campaign. he also made it very clear that there's no collusion between him and peter griffin.la [ hter and applause ] while barr was talking, it was sort of hard to pay attention y because the anding behind him -- did you see it? deputy attorney general g d rosenste was staying very still and starinraight ahead. it's really strange -- i don't even think he blinked. [ light laughter ] this is real. watch this. >> see the special counsel's report states, that his quote -- [ laughter ] "investigation did not establish that members of the trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the russian it government in election --" >> jimmy: holy mackerel. >> i'm sure that all americans share my concern about the efforts of the russian government to interfere in the presidential election. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i think someone redacted his eyelids. [ laughter ] i've never seen anything like that. woody in toy story, when the humans are around. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well after barr finished saying trump didn't collude or obstruct justice, the president sentut a tweet and this is real. he ud the game of thrones font and said "no collusion and no obstruction for the haters and the radical left democrats. game over." it's real. [ light laughter ] 's tweeting that no matter what the results were. he's like, that's too cool. [ laughter ] we got to do that, yh. can we see that -- again? with all that smoke, i don't know if he's celebrating the mueller report or 4/20.ow i don't - [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, if trump had been guilty, he would have sent this -- "i pardon myself, bye!" [ laughter ]nd actually, 1:00 a.m., the actual report was released

and the details started to ce t. and get this, it includes a a story about what trump said when he first heard that robert mueller is going to investigate him. this is real, he said, "oh, my god, this is terrible. this is the end of my presidency. i'm f'ed." [ light laughter ] keep i same thing every time rudy giuliani goes on tv. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and it's pretty amazing. the report also said trump tried to obstruct justice several times, but it never happened, because his staff refused to carry out his orders. [ audience ohs ] in response, trump thanked his staffers for not listening to he him, and theired them all for not listening to him. [ laughter and applause ] but rather than saying whether or not trump obstructed justice, mueller's leaving it up to congress to decide. that's a relief.e' 'cause if thers one group good at agreeing on things, it's congr [ light laughter ] [ applause ] that's gonna work. another thing everyone's talking about are the redacted sections of the repo. those are the parts that are blacked out because they're classified or have to do with other investigations.ey

but thight have gone a a little overboard. check out this one -- this is real. look at this page. [ light laughter ] that's a page om the report? or did the copier jam? what? [ laughter ] and that's not even the worst page. look at this one. [ laughter ] why even have that page? take that page out. guys, here's some tech news. facebook says it unintentionally uploaded em1.5 million of its user ails contacts without permission. facebook was like, it was a a complete accidt, and we didn't mean to upload the information, we meant to sell it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] upload it.th 're not the only tech company with problems. i read that google's headquarters just got hit with a case of measles. meanwhile, over at bing, they're like, damn, not even the measles come to us. [ laughter and applause ] can't catch a break, man. can't get sick he. >> steve: bing me. re's a crazy story. i read about a man in florida who broke into a little league concession stand and stole hot dogs and cash, all while being completely naked. [ light laughter ]e,

meanwhne kid in the field was like, "dad, you're embarrassing me." [ laughter and applause ] stop stealing the -- in other news, i'm sorry -- what'shat roman? what's goi on? >> i'm sorry, this joke was redacted, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, gotcha. [ laughter ] see another card. let me look at that. all right, great. here's what -- you guys hear about the -- what's going on, dude. >> i'm sorry, i guess this one is too. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. [ laughter ] okay -- les just do another one. go to the next one. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: in other nros -- come onn. >> i'm sorry -- >> jimmy: is there anything that's not redacted? [ light laughter ] >> yeah,eah. e second, one second. yeah, yeah, here we go. here we go. >> jimmy: we have a great show, give it up for the roots? we have a great show, give it , up for the rooerybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jim: i'm very excited about this. this is good. i've been waiting on this one, man. this is the rolling stones' new box set. that's what i'll be doing this weekend.i got vinyl -- this is like quality stuff here. like -- 180 grand type of vinyl. let's get a record out of here. honk is the new stones record. look at this. ooh-la-la. dude, it just came out, and it's got all the jams on there. we can't afford to clear any of the songs, so i can't sing them. ♪ start me up when you start me up never stop ♪ ♪ start me up >> jimmy: but they also have -- ♪ wild horses wild horses wild horses ♪ [ whip crack ] they everything, all the major hits. it's an awesome box set, and

also it comes like with a ana digital code, so you cut c on your phone. and that way you jam this whole summer, you can just crank the stones when you're cruising to the beach in your jeep wrangler 4x4. [ light laughter ] i've been listening -- i'm psyched out this, because it also comes with a live record as well. is this a live -- oh yeah, this is the live one. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: this is the jam right here. you got ed sheeran, doing beast of burden. an steve: oh. >> jimmy: ed sheerith the rolling stones. you have florence welch, you have brad paisley. dave grohl with the rolling stones! >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: anyway, i'm very, very excited about it, and i just want toerhow it to evody here. also, i forgot. i said, everyone in the audience tonight is going home with their very own copy. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. [ cheers and applae ] that's correcto! yeah.

love the rolling stones. hey, i know the saying -- another thing that i got my hands on today was the mueller report. i was really frustrated about how much i wasn't allowed to read it.th e's so much redactions. anyways, i was listening to the rolling stones, jamming out. and i was reading thatgot, "wait, what if we put these two things together. i think it makes sense." root ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i can't take more more redactions i can't read those trump infractions ♪ ♪ but i try, try to find what they hide eath the lines ♪ ♪ i can't get no

meuller's memo ♪ ♪ when i'm watching my tv and wolf blitzer on the morning show ♪ ♪ telling me the report with all this juicy information ♪ ♪ has more spots than a damn dalmatiand anm like hell no ♪ ♪ no more redactions no more redactions no more redactionsct no more rens ♪ >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] andy cohen is here. pete davidson is here. the andretti family is here. chef jose andres is here. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ]ou >> jimmy: first guest is the host of "watch what happens

live with andy cohen," which you can see sundays through thursday at 11:00 p.m. on bravo. one of my favorite shows, and one of my favorite people. please welcome andy cohen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]>> jimmy: do you know it? >> what's the song? what's the song? >> jimmy: what was the walk up? >> questlove: "i can't wait to grow up." the daughter made it. >> oh, my gosh. that's "i can't wait to grow up." >> questlove: yes.by >> jimmy: ilania giudice of "the real housewives of new jersey?" >> jimmy: wow! >> that's a deep cut. >> jimmy: wow, that's a good -- that's a deep cut. >> that is a deep cut. >> quelove: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the roots, they don't disappoint man. >> wow. >> jimmy: they don't disappoint, the roots. >> oh my god. that's amazing. >> jimmy: andy, you look great. i love you. >> but on of that song.debut [ laughter ]

yes. sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. right? >> great to see. >> jimmy: not bad. >> dude, you're on a roll. cher this week. >> jimmy: can we talk about that? >> i freaked out. >> jimmy: causcher was. >> i was texting jimmy all night. >> jimmy: it was like a play by play. >> a play by play of the show. i was so excited. wow, she sat in this chair. [ laughter ]: >> jimmyat's the cher chair. >> that's the cher cahir. >> jimmy: that's the cher chair, of course. >> she sat in this chair. >> jimmy: oh my -- g so bad. >> jimmy: that'sd one. >> she hates my impression of her too. >> jimmy: she doesn't like it? >> she hates it, and she hates yours. >> jimmy: she kind of just stared at mine and was like -- >> yeah.od >> jimmy: keptng her head. >> right. et jimmy: and i was like, -- ♪ there was somhing in the air that night the stars were bright fernando ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and she was just staring at me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: nodding her head. >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: she was so great and nny, and we rehearsed. >> great, i loved it. >> jimmy: dude, we had so much fun with her. >> great show. >> jimmy: we were right about to go ou and i.er, me, cher, >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, we we're going to come out like sonny and cher holding hands. >> yes. >> jimmy: like they do at the beginning of their show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, we're doing that, and we do a bit where she's goapg to slap me and say, sn out of it. >> yeah, snap out of it. >> jimmy: snap out of it.

yeah, so she goes, "hey i don't want to --" that was good.>> eah. >> jimmy: she goes, "i don't want to really slap you, i'm not -- i like you." >> yeah. ea jimmy: "i don't want to be mean or come off m" so i go, "you're not, it's a a comedy show, it's fun. everyone will be cool with it." she goes, "yeah, i might just hug you or something after that."he i go, "c whatever. cher, no one ever -- i'm going to talk to you later." >> right. >> jimmy: she goes, "all right." so anyway, so we rehearsed the whole thing and then're backstage about to walk out. we're holding hands. and we're right about to start, they're announcing my name, and i go, are you going to hug me like you said?" she goes, "i'm going to do whatever i want. i'm cher." >> i'm cher, yes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then the curtain opens, and i go, wow! >> yeah, yes! >> jimmy: wow! that's exactly right. >> that's -- >> jimmy: i'm going to do whatever i want. i'm cher. >> i'm cher. >> jimmy: yeah, it was great.ow >> yeah, wthat's amazing. >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. >> that's awesome. that was a great show. >> jimmy: did you bring the baby? >> i didn't bring the baby. i did not bring the baby. i kn. >> jimmy: andy cohen is a new papa. >> i'm a dad. [ eers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait till you see how

cute this baby is. this is little benjamin, right here. look at this. [ audiences aws ] >> oh, my god. is that the cutest? >> jimmy: are you ?dding me, du are you kidding me? no, i know, he's so cute. look. >> i'm worried i'm going tto squeeze him hard. i keep squeezing him like this. super cute. >> jimmy: i'm so proud to go to your apartment with, nancy my >> yes, yeah.e baby. >> jimmy: we went up to your doorman, and i go, we're here to meet ben. ben cohen. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: the guy's like, "wow! that's what it's going to be like from now on." >> yeah. [ laughter ]my >> jimwe're here to see ben cohen, not andy cohen. >> the doorman said, "yeah, they used to come for andy." right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, people used to come for andy. >> y>>h, yeah. immy: not any more. >> yeah, exactly. no, not any more. >> jimmy: now you're ben's dad. >> it's so great, man. it's been such a journey. and it's been so interesting trying to just figure out how ev to dything. like, i -- even take him outside, i'm like, okay, how do i do this? how do i take him outside. and i was putting him in the babybjorn at first. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it was great and then, you knowthis stroller was sitting there, kind of, t taunting me in corner of the room. cause i was kind of freaked out about the stroller.

i didn't know -- i thought, i'm going to look so weird pushing a stroller.ke liwhat do i look like pushing a stroller. it just seemed odd to me, and i was scared to take it out. >> jimmy: so, it seemed less odd to have a baby hanging off your chest? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: like that? >> no, cause he just fell asleep every time. it seemed kind of primal. and i'm like, i'm pushing like a grocery basket down the street. [ laughter ] like, it seemed so weird. so, and also, just like, i don't remember ever seeing like dudes pushing strollers. now all i see are dudes pushing strollers, but i couldn't -- y >> jimmy: ohh. >> and so, my friend liza sent me a bunch of pictures of like, bradley cooper pushing a a stroller. and matt damon. and i was like, oh wait, dudes push strollers. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers ] >> and now, by the way, i love the stroller so much that it is like pushing a shopping cart. i'm like, i can put everything in it. sometimes i take the stroller out without the kid. >> jimmy: no baby. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm like, whatever. i got to run some errands. nobody knows what's in here. >> jimmy: nobody cares. exactly, it's really convenient.

>> i'm like, you okay buddy? let me flip that down. >> jimmy: how is the tour with anderson cooper? >> it's so great. it's really great. >> jimmy: you know thaouthese guys ttogether. >> yeah. we're in year four of this thing. we have a whole new show, it's called "deeper talk and more shallow tales." and,eah. we're in baltimore may 11th, and new york city at the beacon on the 21st and 22nd ojune. >> jimmy: you're going to be at the beacon? >> yeah, we're back at the beacon for two nights. we're really excited. >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> yeah, we ve the best time. we're in a little tiff right now about whether to take the train to baltimore or drive, but that's a side story.: >> jimain. >> that's what i said. >> jimmy: train. >> yeah, but he gets real fussy on the train. [ laughter ] i got to navigate the silver fox's mood.: >> jimmymean -- >> yes, it's a full time job. >> jimmy: well, i love at one point we were calling it ac 420 and ac 420. >> yeah, i'm ac i am ac 420 >> jimmy: it's almost -- yeah, 4/20's coming up, man. >> you know, speaking of cher, she loves anderson so much. and we hav a little bit of a a texting relationship, cher and i. at?jimmy: >> it's crazy, and so anderson and i sometimes send her, like,

a video from on the road. i'm like, let's text her a a video and see if she responds. we'll be like, we love you. and she says i'm the evil one, and anderson's like the nice one saving the world. she's like, "my ac's. you're nice. you're evil." we're like goofus and gallant from "highlights." >> jimmy: "highlights" magazine? g yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's ad "highlights" reference. >> glad you got that. >> jimmy: of course i got that. i love goofus and gallant. >> seems like you and i are the only ones that get it. >>[ laughter ] immy: that's alright. did you text cher that you watched her? >> i did, i did. and she was like, "jmy's a a good boy. we had fun." [ laughter ] my voice is so shot. my voice is really shot. my: it sounds almost lik a puppet or something. >> yeah, i don't know what it sounds like. yeah. >> jimmy: your show, "watch what happens live" has been on for ten years. >> it's my tenth year. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can you believe that? >> no, but you and i started in late night 10 years ago, because you started late night 10 years ago. >> jimmy: that's right. absolutely. >>tcight when we started "wa what happens live," around that time. >> jimmy: i was there with the

first clubhouse. >> you were in the first clubhouse. and jimmy brought me the shotski, of course. >> jimmy: i mean, it was tiny. >> yeah, it was teeny. it ain't so big right now. >> jimmy: but was there people on the first? n >> at first there weren't, and then there were after a a couple years. >> jimmy: there was like -- >> we were doing it to a dead house, ythh. >> jimmy: e were folding chairs. >> yeah, four folding chairs. >> jimmy: four folding chairs. >> and then -- it was something. >> jimmy: it was like "wayne's world." >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: i loved it. it really was. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. it kind of still is. >> jimmy: no, it's bigger now. >> yeah, i don't know about that. >> but we had a great ment in december, which is -- it was right around the last time i was on this show. i announced to everybody that i was having a child. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i kept this secret a long time. you were one of the first to know, actually. and i announced it on my show. i had five of the o.g. housewives on the show.. >> jimmy: yeah >> and people didn't see this, but i announced it straight to camera. so, i was just looking at thg camera sayinm going to be a a dad, and my whole spiel that i had written. and the housewives were freaking out cause they didn't know. and then, this is picture of their reaction. >> jimmy: we have a still.

>> this didn't air.ht [ lauger ] so you can see, they're all freaking out, but the news hasn't reached theresa yet. [ laughter ] she's thinking about milania's hit so. but these guys got it. owshe's like -- but you kn what, and then she said to me -- >> jimmy: that's hilarious. >> she saw that clip and she goes, "you know, i know --" she blamed editing on the clip. i go, theresa. >> jimmy: what, you're there. right there. >> >> jimmy: they didn't edit that. >> right, i love her, she's -- but here she is. >> jimmy: but eventually though. >> it got to her. >> jim >> yeah, oh.s later. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. >> i love her. by the way, i love theresa very much. >> jimmy: oh, who doesn't? >> yeah, who doesn't? yeah, i mean questlove'sng singing her >> jimmy: i know. everyone does. >> daughter's song. >> jimmy: dude, so i want to see you. i'll see you at the beacon. i want to see you around. i want to see baby ben. >> jan -- >>my: congratulations on -- >> he's available for viewing. oh, i love him. >> jimmy: i'll see you with the stroller. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: andy cohen right there. [ cheers and applae ] check out "watch what happens live" at 11:00 p.m. on bravo. we'll be right back with pete davidson! stick around! [ eers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the stars of "saturday night live" which returns may 4th, with host adam sandler and musical guest sean mendez. everyone, please welcome pete davidson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello, everybody. we jimmy: thank you for coming back. ome back to the show, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to show a a picture, because kim kardashian was on our show a couple weeks ago. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and she showed us a a photo. explain this to me. so you're out to dinner with kanye? halaughter ] is that timothee cmet and kid cudi? >> yes.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was -- >> and i am -- that is really me. i'm not superimposed at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's an actual real photo, yeah. >> so, yeah, it was cudi's birthday. my: okay. >> and he was like "hey, let's go to nobu." and i was like, "that's awesome." i'm going with, like, my manager and producer. i was like, "cool, that will be great." so i got there a little early, so i could, like, give them my card. you know, so it could be -- you know, i thought it was ke just, lius three. you know? so i was like -- >> jimmy: you were going to treat with your credit card. >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: sure. >> buy my boy a birthday dinner, you know? >> jimmy: that's nice. >> you know, because he's, atke, the greatest -- he's the best musician th ever lived and, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and it's like an honor, right? >> jimmy: that's right. >> so i get there, and we're no outside, you k we order a a couple things. and i'm like, all right, this is cool. everybody was like, you know, skinny and whatever, and it's all fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone's skinny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like, "i can treat for these people." >> yeah. yeah. i was like, "this is chill." >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then timothee chalamet shows up and i'm like, "all right, also skinny. [ laughter ] gonna be fine. no problem." and then cudi goes, "hey, kim and kanye might come by."

and i was like, "that would be awesome." and then i w like, "oh, no." [ laughter ] so they come by, and we're outside, right?d anen kanye goes, "let's get the special room in the back." [ laughter ] and i was like, "oh, no." [ laughter ] was like, "yeah! all right. cool, sick." so we're sitting in there, and i'm, like, texting mike my touring agent and i'm like, "yo, you got to book more shows." [ laughter ] i was like, "[ bleep ] getting real over here." [ laughter ] so then, you know, the waiter comes and kanye's like, "what would you like torder, kanye." g and hes, "i want that stuff that's not even on the menu, that crazy stuff." i was like, "oh, my god, the crazy stuff?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i just want to say, like, kim and kanye, the cutest couple ever. very, very sweet people. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm like, "i had a great time with them. >> jimmy: yeah, they're great. yeah. j yeah. >>my: but you still don't want to pay. i was like, "dude, you're kanye, you should treat." >> no, like, it was fine. it was just, like -- it actually wasn't as bad as you would thin

but, you know, it's not like it's applebees. you know. [ laughter ] it's nobu, you know? >> jimmy: it's nobu, y >> which is like 77 applebee's-es. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude. did you just pluralize "applebee's?" >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: applebee's-es. >> applebee's-es. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me about what you're doing. i'm so excited about this. what are you doing with the new "mortal kombat?" how are you involved with this? >> "mortal kombat 11" is my r. favorite num >> jimmy: dude, i love "mortal kombat." >> yeah.so alwell, they are paying me to be here to talk about it. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah, and -- yeah, that's y. [ cheers and applause ] that's really -- >> jimmy: thank you for being honest. >> yeah, no, yeah. you know, i'm trying to get a a hecopter to coachella. [ laughter ] they were like, "do you like this game?" i was like, "sure." no. [ laughter ]tu i'm -- it's ly really sick. there's this guy that i really like to kill in it. [ laughter ] because he looks like a real douchebag. [ laughter ] so there's this guy johnny cage. j >>my: oh, yeah, johnny cage. >> yeah. ncso he does splits and puhes you in the [ bleep ] it's his special move.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, so it's one of his moves, yeah. p and he's just looks like everybody i grew uth in staten island. so i just kill that dude. [ laughter ] i enjoy killing him. also he has, like, a hot daughter which is like weird, because i'm lonely and she's, like, not real. [ laughter ] so there's that in the video game, as well. sexual confusion. >> jimmy: sexual confusion. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the new "mortal kombat 11." >> yeah. the effects are, like really good. i'm actually wearing vlad, shoutout, "mortal kombat" laeakers. [ cheers and appe ] yeah, they exist. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. they are real things. >> jimmy: i like -- my dude i like is scorpion. >> you like scorpion. oh, i got you -- >> jimmy: that's my dude. >> i heard you like scorpion so i got this for you. >> jimmy: "get over here." fu in case you want to hav with your wife over the easter break. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i mean -- >> jimmy: i don't know if this is going to fit. >> yeah. >> >> no -- no, i mean -- [ laughter ] yeah. i mean -- >> jimmy: oh, me. i see. >> yeah. i mean, wear it for sex. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: thank you. i understood -- i understand the first time. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah. >> b. you do love video games i heard you're building an arcade at your house? >> i am. so i live with my mom. [ light laughter ] well, we bought a house together, but nobody believes that. [ laughter ] so i live with my mom, kind of, so i have, like, a basement that's mine. [ laughter ] it's like -- but that's like an aptment. so i live underneath her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah.at >> jimmy: th cool. so, like, i'm getting, like, a a little arcade setup down there, trying to make it -- trying to make a little, mine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you have -- what does that mean, an arcade. do you have, like, a bunch of pinball machines? , well, no, you know, i'm going to get, li a "mortal kombat" machine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're good. ♪ no, the check has cleared. the check has cleared, you're good. alah. you can have "mortombat." [ laughter ] but, yeah, we're good. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: so you'll get one "mortal kombat" machine, but

what else? ol well, i'm redoing my wh entire -- so, i was calling it the man cave. but the mulaneys told me that if i call it that, they will no longer be friend. [ laughter ] i didn't know. do you not call the basement the man cave? is that --, >> j. >> weird? >> jimmy: some people do, but no, you can't. >> yeah,o now i call it "the basement," like the ohio state university. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, it means something. >> jimmy: the -- >> oh, i don't like that t college, i jus you know. [ laughter ] it's the "the" that's the importance. >> jimmy: it's the "the." >> no csi. [ laughter ] division three. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. division three. >> yeah. d-3, man. >> d-3, baby. >> jimmy: that's the real -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you going to charge people when they play the video games? >> hell, yeah. absolutely. [ laughter ] one of my many schemes i'm working on, jimmy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pete, we always love when you come here and i'll get -- i'll t you know what happens with this guy, yeah. >> no, yeah, sure. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: pete davidson, everybody. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and aurlause ] "saty night live" returns may 4th. and "mortal kombat 11" is available april 23rd. >> go get it. and ge "hotel diablo" album coming out.my

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are a a family of indy car legends.fo the first time ever, nbc sports will televise "the indianapolis 500." and you can watch live on nbc sunday may 26th. ladies and gentleman, please welcome, mario, michael, and marco andretti. ♪ a [ cheers andpplause ]

>> jimmy: that's wg t i'm talkinout. i am honored. thank you so much for being here. i've met -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: marco, i've met you before i don't know if you remember. >> yeah, i scared you. you were crying. [ laughter ] >> i wasn't crying, t we were driving around in indianapolis, and we were going pret fast. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i told him -- afterwards, i told him we were only going 35. he was like, "what, wee only doing 35?." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, why was i screaming? we were only doing 35. i asked him tonight. i go, "were we only doing --" he goes, "no." >> we'reoing 100. >> jimmy: we were doing, like, 100. yeah, i know, it was frightening. but anyways. thank you for being here, you ac guys are rg car royalty. this family -- did you ever imagine that your generation of your sons and family would be racing? >> obviously, it was not reallyt planned, it appened. you know, and i'm the one who started this whole mess. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: yeah. >>nd my twin brother, aldo you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and we went from there, you know. so, and then this, obvioly these kids were exposed to that basic environment. and it could have been natural, you know, for them to just -- just pursue what i've been doing. and it turned out be that, you know. basically -- >> jimmy: how many andrettis -- how many of your family are racing, currently, or was. >> i think the total is eight have raced. eight, actually. >> at indy, yeah. >> have driven at indy. >> i have a twin brother, aldo, and he has four, and i have four of these nut cases, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you ever raced each other? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. do you, oh really, you remember this one? yeah, yeah, yeah. we remember it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you remember who won? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you won. you beat your son by .7 of a a second? >> no, .07. >> jimmy: .07. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: and i got to be -- did you ever think for one second -- >> i won, i won. >> jimmy: no, no. i know. [ laughter ] no, did you ever think for a a second -- >> it was father's day. >> that's why i let him win. i had to let him win. had to let him win, so. >> jimmy: you never thought, like, hey -- >> i'll be very honest with you, i m had the race won.l and i pretty much, i couldn't catch him. and about a couple laps from the end my engineer was screaming in my ear, and he said, "micel's having some fuel pickup problems." so, we're coming down to drag race to the finish, and his engine sputtered a bit, and th 's it. you know, and i clipped him, you know. so anyway, he was not very happy. [ laughter ] on the podium, he was actually -- >> jimmy: you have to live with him.r he's youn. >> yeah, you know. >> exactly. >> somebody says, "hey michael, lighten up. it's father's day." >> okay, happy father's day, dad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so sweet of you. >> it was. it was very, very nice. >> jimmy: the was very sweet o you. right at the last minute i thought, oh, it is father's day. i didn't get him anything. >> jimmy: so, i'll give him a a point. 1/100 of a second. i'll give him --

>> and my wife says, "why didn't you let your son win?" i said, are you kiddin [ laughter ] why didn't you let your son win? >> jimmy: really, you're just componitive. >> com come on. >> jimmy: but what's going to happen with the indy 500? i mean, you got a shot at this? >> oh yeah, yeah. yeah, we run good there ev.y year this is a special year. it's 50 years since he won in 1969, so. >> jimmy: is that right? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: holy mackerel. it's been 50 years.h, >> yeae're going to pay tribute to him. we announced this morning that we -- the livery on my car. thank god our sponsor, u.s. concrete, let us -- we're gonna run it. it looks exactly like in 1969. >> jimmy: i saw a picture of it. it was beautiful. >> yeah, yep. >> jimmy: that'll be pretty cool. >> yeah, >> jimmy: that'll be special. >> w right? more pressure, >> jimmy: yeah, of course. yeah, exactly, yeah. everyone's going to be watching. >> it's very flattering. >> jimmy: eyes are going to be on you. >> it is, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that -- is that, like -- >> you know, i mean, 50 years to now -- you kn , we're celebrating that, and then we have the family. we have marco obviously carrying the colors to give us some significance.

and, you know, you can imagine that it's going to be quite special. >> jimmy when you won, that was the only -- that was the second time you actually completed? >> that was the second time that i completed in four races that i competed in, and i finished. and then, of course, we won. and it was he because of -- you know, i was riding for andy granatelli. very famous, they call him, you know, mr. 500. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he had efforts there for years and years. everything -- all the special -- everything taken outside the box. the two years before he had the turbine cars. very famous. and they almost won. and so, anyway, when i won obviously i was happy for myself, but the entire team, there was another story with, my chief mechanic, had famous championbefore me that almost won. and so, i won it for him as well. so, it was, you know -- j >>my: emotional. >> it was happy times. yeah, for sure. very emotional. >> jimmy: yeah, what do you

win? the trophy. what is that six foot -- >> together: trophy.ner >> yeah. it's worth $3.5 million. >> jimmy: it's what? >> it's worth $3.5 million. yeah. >> jimmy: you broughguit with you tonight. can i take a look at this thing? >> absolutely.ea >> yh. >> just don't touch it. >> jimmy: i won't touch it. i promise. let's look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. oh my goodness. look at that thing. now so, if you can zoom in, if you see, these are all -- this is like game of thrones. these are all faces -- these are all faces of the winners. >> look for the nose. look for the nose. >> jimmy: look for tht nose. [ lauger ] that's how you find your face? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: you have the biggest nose?u? is that yo >> look for the nose. >> jimmy: oh yeah. i think, actually, it is. thats you. [ laughter ] i did look for the nose. i found it.

[ cheers and applause ] this is amazing. >> and marco's next. >> jimmy: and marco, hopefully you'll be next on there, buddy. >> it's a plan, man. good to see you. >> jimmy: break a le good to see you, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming, you guys. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] on may 26t another face will be added to the borg-warner. make sure you tune in to the indy 500 right here on nbc. we'll be right back with chef jose andres. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ inte cet that puts you inrge. alright boys, time to eat. that handles anything. [ crowd cheering ] that protects what's iortant. and reaches everywhere.is th is beyond wifi. this is xfi.

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rave reviews, by the. with us here to coo tonight. please welcome, jose andres. [ cheers and applaus] ♪ >> jimmy: i love you! i love you so mull. theyove you. josé, first of all, before we start, i just want to thank you for coming to puerto rico, and doing -- d our show from puerto rico. you're a -- you're a rock star for doing that. ank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, it was great. >>immy: that was -- >> that was great having you in puerto rico. the people of puerto riclove you, and we need to show people around the wor that when they are in need of love and hope, we need to show up for them. and you did show up for the people of puerto rico.u we love r that. [ cheers and applause ] okay, we're cooking. >> jimmy: yeah, we're cooking. just me and you hanging out. >> do you recognize him? do you recognize him? >> jimmy: that's us, baby. >> i'm the one with the accent. [ laughter ] okay, so -- >> jimmy: what are we -- what are we cooking? >> this is the most important dish in spanish cooking. >> jimmy: the most -- really? okay. >> the most important -- >> jimmy: the most important -- no, i understood you. yeah. >> we'll say that again. >> jimmy: no, okay. important dish in the spanish cooking. >> okay, and what is this? tortilla espanola.

>> jimmy: tortilla eanola. >> yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. >> tort -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> tortilla espanola. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. we're repeating. okay. >> so potatoes. >> jimmy: potatoes, okay, good. >> onions. >> jimmy: yeah, onions, yes. >> an egg. oueak the egg right here. i have the mix for >> jimmy: okay, good. so put an egg in there. >> yeah. okay great. olive oil. wow. [ laughter wow. [ applause ] let's go. come back to me. now you have to whisk it. mix it. >> jimmy: yes, mix it, here we go. [ laughter ] >> yes. -- jimmy: all right, look here we go. >> you have to fry the potatoes. >> jimmy: yes, i know! >> fry the onions! >> jimmy: yes! [ laughter ] >> mas! >> jimmy: fry the potatoes. >> if you don't have time. potato chips. >> jimmy: what the hell are you talking about? >> and then you go and you put the meat -- >> jimmy: yes, put it in there! >> in the pan. >> jimmy: put it in the pan! [ laughter ] what are you talking -- of course, you put it in the pan. >> and n j you wait. >>my: you -- just wait. >> and you look at it. and you're thirsty. >> jimmy: yes. >> and you have red wine. n jimmy: wait, what? >> and you put iporron. >> jimmy: what is a porron? >> a porron is this. in english.how to describe it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you just say -- >> i am an immigrant, man. this a porron. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: hey, happy 4/20, everybody. [ cheers and appla: e ] >> jimmyis this a bong. >> and this is beer. >> jimmy: is this a bong? >> and this is beer. >> jimmy: oh, that is beer and this is wine. >> and you have no glasses. because you don't make enough money to buy glasses for your home. >> jimmy: yes, so what do we do? >> you drink it like the people of barcelona do. you raise your hand up in the air.my >> j: un-huh. [ drumroll ] >> first, you bring it to your mouth.im >> j: yeah, of course. >> and then you start tilting it 45 degrees. [ light laughter ] >> and then -- no, no. but out of your mouth. put it away one centimeter. and then you start lifting up your hand. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the omelet. >> jimmy: can you help? the omelet. t i forgot about -- >> are you ready? >> jimmy: yes. >> one, two, three. oh! [ laughter and applause ] thatmyas good. >> jyes. thank you very much. >> and t omelet is ready.

and what do you do now? >> jimmy: drink more. >> you drink more. >> jimmy: i need help. i need help. >> okay.yo u know what happened? you're making the holes a a little bit too big. and this is like, "oh my god." >> jimmy: right. >> these keep coming. keep coming, and your moe h needs to bopen. [ laughter ] and then -- look at, look at. >> jimmy: there we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, how d i >> let's see who drinks the whole thing. >> jimmy: no! wait, this is a bottle of wine. [ laughter and applause ] >> what? >> jimmy: no, no, this is a a bottle of wine. >> jimi'm not drinking the my what? whole thing. what are you talking about, man? >> what? >> jimmy: no, i'm not drinking the whole thing at all. o y, i give you a sparkling wine. cava from catalonia. come one. >> jimmy: i'm not going to drink the whole thing. i got -- >> okay. >> jimmy: i got kids -- >> do they have more shows to do today? maybe never again. [ cheers and applause ] come on. use, two, and three. [ cheers and applae ] ♪ >> jimmy: yes!

[ cheers and applause ] i want to tell you about mercado little spain. is it open? can we eat there? >> yes, you can. >> jimmy: it's in hudson yards here in new york city. and it is a giant fo hall kind of -- >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> it's not a food hall, man. >> jimmy: no, you said that. [ laughter ] i didn't day that. >> it's a way of life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what i was g goin say, yeah. it's a way -- >> it's not a food hall. it's a way of life >> jimmy: no, i didn't say that. >> we're having fun. ng>> jimmy: no, we're havi- look at this. >> and then you have your beautiful tortilla. the potatoes, the onion, the eggs. one is speaking to each other with rhythm, with love, wishing that you were here with us. and saying, "eat me, eat me, eat me. [ laughter ] y i need -- to be part of you." >> jimmy: here we go. >> tortilla espanola. >> jimmy: tortilla espanola. >> people of merica. >> jimmy: i love you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jose andres, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] please visit his new spanish food hall, mercado little spain, next time you're in new york city. my thanks to andy cohen,

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