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these days we're all stressed. i hear you, sister. stress can affect our minds. i call this dish, "stress." stress can also affect our bodies. so, i'm partnering with cigna to remind and physical health are more connected than you think. go in for ur annual check-up. and be open with your doctor about anything you feel. physically, and emotionally. body and mind. cigna. together, all the way. that's better. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon! and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thk you. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank youea please, have a st. enjoy yourselv welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show [ cheers and applause you're here. you made it. give it up for the roots, while you're at itn. come [ cheers and applause the bestand in late night. well, you guys, this sunday is father'say is everyone excited? a [ cheers andpplause of course you are. i love father's day. it's that special day each year where you call up your dad, and get a few one word answers and then go, "well, good talking to alright, bye." [ light laughter ]er day, mainl has no idea how to text. you know [ light laughter ] this probably won't surprise you, but i read that americans
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spend 40% less ofather's day than they do on mother's day [ audience ohs ] i can't believe it's that os cl [ laughter ] on mother's day, you do flowers, brunch, jewelry father's day, it's an air freshener from 7-eleven. [ laughter ] it's in the shape of a hot dog i love you, dad. [ ght laughter ] this year i heard that one of the most popular gifts for dads is a home dna testing kit. [ laughter ] so be sure to pick one up if you want a great fher's day, or a really awkward one. [ laughter ] >> steve: what >> jimmy: of course a lot of people are shopping for that perfect father's day card. and while there are lots of algood choices, there are some very unpopular cards out there. i'll show you what i mean. safor instance, this card , "i don't know how you do it. open it up, it says, "but you're single handedly keeping new balance in business. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it goes with nothing i don't know my dad's would alwaybe green from mowing the lawn [ light laughter ] next up --
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yeah, you got to work to get that type of sheen on there. [ light laughter ] this card says, "we can always count on you." you open it up, it says, "to ask how we want our burgers,oo then cthem all well done." [ laughter ] don't even ask >> steve: yeah, don't ask. >> jimmy: don't even ask why ask? >> steve: bun. >> jimmy: and finally, this card says, "you always put your best foot forward.ay you open it up, it"and it's always wearing socks with the you go [ cheers and applause very intesting cards i like those cards but not only is it father's day this weeke, it's also the u.s. open out at pebble beach. yep.n dad caspend all weekend playing golf and watching lf so basically, for one day every dad will feel what it's like to be president >> steve: oh >> jimmy: isn't that great [ cheers and applaus and finally, you guys, there's a lot going on in the news right now. but instead of me just telling you about it, i thought it'd be nice to give you the chance to decide what we talk about. that's right, it's time for, "you pick the joke." here we go [ cheers and applause you pick the joke ♪ >> jimmy: so, here's how it works. i'm going to show you two new stories, then u guys get to pick which one we talk about
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okay [ cheers ] here we go let's take a look at story number one >> aew investigative report regarding president trump's son-in-law and senior advisor jared kushner. a real estate company, partly owned by kushner, has received 90 million bucks in foreign funding since entered the white house. >> jimmy: mm, okay here's story number two. >> new this morning, a naples n is behind bars investigators say he performed a naked striptease in a mcdonald's [ laughter ] >> jimmy: alright, which story do you want to talk about? you want to talk about one or two? [ audience shouting >> jimmy: okay good choice. good choic [ laughter ] here we go that's right a guy did a striptease at mcdonald's before it started, the manager was li, "give it up for your first entertainer, ronald mcdongle. [ laughter ] "let's get those dollars out for the dollar menu. [ light laughter ] thankfully the police showed up before he took out his mcnuggets. all right, let's do another -- [ laughter and applause let's do ano pair of stories. once again, you guys get to
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pick here's story number one. >> house democrats are set to open a serieof hearings this week looking to keep the spotlight on the russia investigation. >> jimmy: all right, here's story number two >> police chased down the 16-year-old near manitoba.ce photo shows the offirs clocking the kid at more than 100 miles per hour when police asked why he was driving so fast, well he told them he ate too many hot wings, and was rushing to find a bathroom [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, now which one would you like to talk about, one or two [ audience shouting two? all right, two.? good choice here >> steve: got to go number two >> jimmy: that's right [ laughter ] that's right number two >> steve: yeah, number t j >>immy: thank you, yeah. a kid got pulled over for speeding to get to the bathroom after eating hot wingsd, when the officer syou're free to go." the kid was like, "too lat laughter ] [ applause ] all right, let's do one last batch. again, this is your choice okay re's story number one. >> former white house aide, hope hicks has agreed to testify before the house judiciary committee in a closed session next wednesday >> jimmy: and here's story number two >>
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eputies say they found cocaine on a man's nose during a traffic stop, but the suspect insisted it was not his. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go, all right. [ applause ] which one do you want to talk about? one or two [ audience shouting two. i think that's a great choice. here we go that's right, a guy with cocaine on his nose said it wasn't his he was like, "i was justng smellit for a friend." [ light laughter ] turns out he wasn't driving h 80 miles per houwas running. there you go [ cheers and applause thank you for playing "you picke the jo." we have a great show tonight gi it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause s>> jimmy we have a greatw tonight. the cast - the cast of "stranger things" is here tonight! [ cheers and applause t ramy youssef is hereight [ cheers and applause and we are cooking with chef
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ivan orkin right there [ cheers and applause steve: oh >> jimmy: if you like good ramen noodle soup, you're going to lovthe show tonight guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some thank you notes.ourse, send out i was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes. a [ cheers andlause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: can i get some thank you note writing music please,s? jame ♪ [ light laughter ] oh, i know what we can get james for father's day >> steve: what's that? whatan we get james for father's day >> jimmy: a tie. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] i didn't know it was casual friday ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, water balloon fights, for being two minutes of fun, followed by two hours of picking up condom shrapnel out of my lawn. [ cheers and applause thank you, rose in a canco for a send i was worried
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drinking outside at noon had gotten a little too classy [ cheers and applause you showed me -- thank you, meryl streep joining the cast of "big little lies." [ cheers ] or as every other show on tv puts it, "why do we even bother any more?" [ cheers and applause i mean, come on.ry mestreep she's the best ♪ thank you, hard shell tacos, for being one very light squeeze away from turning into [ laughter ]achos. [ applause ] ♪ for letting people celebrate, father's day by watching a bad mother - >> steve: shut your mouth! [ laughter ] ng>> jimmy: i'm just talki about "shaft." >> steve: oh, i can dig it [ light laughter ]
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♪ >> jimmy: thank you, giant pool floats nothing says let's get this party started like spending anlo hour trying to bup a a four-foot unicorn. [ cheers and applause [ blowing thank you, buying your dad whiskey for father day, for being the perfect way to say, if i had to raise me, i'd need a drink too. there you guys have it [ laughter and applause those are my thank you notes right there. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause guys, a couple years ago, for father's day you know, i put out a book for kids calledr "youby's first word will be dada." [ cheers and applause yeah it makes pretty decent father's day gift. very, very proud of it veryhick, very long read >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: anyways, it's a fun kid's book anyways, we teamed up with mudpuppydo i t know if you know them. they make like cool toys, and puzzles, and stuff like that so we teamed up with them to make dada and actually mama
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puzzles as well. don't forget mama. yeah don't forget mama. [ eers and applause >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i know it's father's day, but don't forget mama these are good these are fun puzzles. these pules are pretty - they're your basic puzzle, i mean, there's only like two pieces two-piece puzzle [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] >> steve: whoa hey, that seems -- >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, come on can you beat that? i mean, is that great? >> stevethat's complicated >> jimmy: well no -- well what it is it gets the mind moving. you enjoy puzzles. >> steve: love - yoknow me, i'm a puzzler >> jimmy: it's almost like "new york times" crosswordnd mos. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: it gets you kind of - get the brains moving, get the blood movingve >> steget the juices going yeah >> jimmy: get the juices flowing. you get ready for sunday, when mean, do you want to try this >> steve: love i let me see if i can do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like what woulyou do what would you - so, you're saying you don't understand the concept how many pieces do you think this is? >> sve: i don't know >> jimmy: it's a two-piece puzzle >> steve: okay >> jimmy: there you go what would you do with it? ♪ no, don't eat it [ laughter ] no, you don't eat it no, you don't eat it you don't lay it perpendicular to the other one >> steve: all right, wait
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a second don't freak out. this is for kids now >> steve: oh, okay >> jimmy: oh, wait a second. there her goes right there he did it! ♪ [ ding ] [ cheers and applause thank you to mudpuppy, and everyone - everyone working on these puzzles. in fact, in honor of father's day, everyone in the audience is getting a dada puzzle to take home. >> steve: aw [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: new mama, dada puzzles and flash cards are on amazon,, wherever kids books are sold. [ cheers and applause we'll be right happy faer's day to all the dadsac we'll be right bk with the cast of "stranger things." [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: our first guests are the stars of "stranger things 3," which will be available on netflix july 4th.
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please welcome finn wolfhard, caleb mclaughlin, sadie sink, by millie brown, noah schnapp, and gaten matarazzo. [ eers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. feel the love. they love you, we love youe welcomck congrats july 4th, i'm excited about the premiere >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's good to hang with you guys. >> i'm happy to be back. >> jimmy: i'm happy you are back i and sadie,e never met you. >> yes, it's my first time here >> jimmy: it's nice to meet you.>> eah, nice to meet you. >> jimmy: please [ cheers and applause
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let's talk about the new season and things tt we can tell people that isn't spoiling anything i know a lot of it was shot in a mall >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, was it a real mall >> it was a real mall, actually >> jimmy: it w >> it was, yeah. it was like this mall -- >> jimmy: a working mall >> it was, actually. >> technically a working mall. >> it is still, actually >> technically a mall.a mall >> it was a little haunted >> a little bit. >> every time we'd be in there, it'd be fun, and then, we'd all just kind of look at each other and be like -- something wrong [ laughter ]ll and it kind of helped. >> yeah. >> i don't know. well, the thing is, it's still even though they, ke, bought, like, a piece of the mall and id they redt totally to look like an '80s mall. >> it's incredible >> like a whole -- i it looks gorgeous,s amazing. >> yeah. >> i think people still go there now. >> jimmy: yeah >> they just, like, look around but like - >> jimmy: well how much fun isn it to be i empty mall? >> it's so cool, but it's not even empty >> so fun. >> so fun. >> like a bunch of people are shopping as we're filming. in the mall. people are shopping as we're filming. >> they're like, "hold, j.c. penney is having a sale." >> like ey had little black tarps to block off the set >> jimmy: yeah >> and i see people just like, "huh."
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[ laughter ] looking inri like -- ses. spoilers happening, like major plot points. >> jimmy: don't tweet this don't tweet this >> i know. there are like serious plot points they're just lookingke they're li"huh." >> 'cause it's like an active - >> they just kept on walking >> we sometimes -- our trailers are in active parking lots >> yeah. >> and so, someone will just drive in and be like, "is this [ laughter ]ban concert? and they'll just be like -im >> j: that's a very common - >> and they'll just be like, "no, this is a working set." and they're like, "all right." >> jimmy: all right we'll -- >> they roll up.'t they donven care >> jimmy: have fun at keith urban, yeah. >> yeah, i guess >> jimmy: i heard that you were -- what do you call it, you would actually go up and down the escalators >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- as slides >> yeah, yeah. so like that spot -- >> that was my idea. >> jimmy: that was your ideade >> bad i >> jimmy: oh, it's a bad idea. >> a great, good, bad, good, whatever you want. >> it's a great idea >> but like the '80s and stuff, the a.d.'s that were in charge u of they would say it was a a bad idea >> that space in between the escalator -- >> jimmy: the space in between >> the escalator >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah, he started sliding down it, and we all did. and then, the production team hated us for it. >> yeah. >> but we -- >> but no, we went against the rules though >> still did it.ea >> i moved the b >> yeah. >> they put a cone but then we moved the cone >> yeah, we just jumped it >> jimmy: 'cause you like, no
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just want -- 'cause it's basically a giant slide. >> so fun. >> it was so much fun. it was a giant slide 'cause usually they have, like - >> jimmy: little things stopping you >> -- little things stopping you. >> they didn have that >> no, they didn't but at then at end, they did >> and it was like greasy. >> yeah. >> yeah, it was. [ laughter ] >> it went really fastwa >> it was, but what cool was that we kept doing it. they told us to stop so we stopped for like a couple weeks, and then, we started doing it again, because, you know - >> i didn't stop [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't stop. >> he never stopped. i kept going >> yeah, i was, yeah >> so i'm leaving. i forget who it was who suggested it, but like, everyone was like, "no, stop." and then, all of a sudden, they're like, "hey, slide down that for the shot. >> it was maya it was maya. >> well, i mean, maya suggested it, but like, everyone was super down with it, except for the a.d.'s >> oh, of course >> a.d's were like, "do not slide down that, it's dangerous. >> i distinctly remember caleble someone going, "cab, please do not slide down. and him just going - >> and he just jumped over >> and him just going -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> and i give him this straight face and he's like - >> they hated you for that [ laughter ] >> and then, i just slide down >> jimmy: it seems like you guys like bonded so much on all of these seasons i mean - >> yea >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's kind of fun, because it's really, i could
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feel the symmetry. >> specifically over disobeyingtl >> jimmy: yeah, exac of course but yeah [ light laughter ] did you -- you came in last season, but do you feel like you're part of the family now? >> yea i feel like i am. >> yes >> i think i fit in okay i guess. jimmy: well, you definy are. i mean, i know you guys get together and we're just joking backstage, we were all -- there's always like son bits going on one's doing a bit and then someone's laughing at some other bit. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: then someone's singing a song what is this song that you invented caleb, do you -- >> oh, another invention of none [ laughter ] >>er >> i know. >> wait, do you think you invented sliding >> no, wait. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, he invented sliding. no one's ever done that before >> yes >> you did, technically. on our set, you invented it. >> on our set. >> okay. >> on our set. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, now what's this song >> tell him about the song, "chicken noodle soup." >> "chicken noodle soup. it's a song that i made to annoy gaten and sadie. >> it works. >> it definitely works >> yeah. it definitely -- yeah >> then it would go in everyone's heads >> and then, you started barking and annoying everyone.ik >> they didn't lyou, but then, they joined in >> then we'd joined in >> yeah. >> everyone would join in. >> you wanna hear it >> jimmy: i would like that. so what does it sound like what is thname of the song >> "chicken noodle soup.
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>> "chicken noodle soup. >> "chicken noodle soup. >> it's, it's -- >> oh, god >> it was just a song to annoy them you guys ready >> ready >> ready okayone, two, three. ♪ chicken noodle soup i fe goo when you're around ♪ ♪ chicken noodle soup it's our cur en i'm down ♪ ♪ chicken noodle soup i feel goo when you're around ♪ ♪ chicken noodle soup its our cure when i'm down ♪ ♪ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's just a beautiful -- >> i know. >> that was beautiful. >> jimmy: it's aeautiful, beautiful song very, very good. >> i feel like i'm at a keith urban concert. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's one parking lot down how would you explain the new
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season again i'm just so excited about that netflix, by the way, did not sneak me any esodes. which normally, it gets -- >> which is so rude. >> jimmy: right? [ laughter ] i mean, netflix, i can keep a secret better than anyone. >> uh -- >> can ya? >> i don't know about that >> jimmy: no, maybe not. >> probably not. laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, millie, how's your toe >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> wait, what? >> the last me i was here, jimmy stepped on my toe by trying to sabotage me. >> jimmy: no, i did not! i did not. >> yeah, you did >> jimmy: i was playing with you. >> don't deny it it hurt so bad >> jimmy: i thought we were choreographed to dance >> othe plane, after i was like, icing. >> oh, god >> i was like, no -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dude, no, i stepped back, and i'm like, "ooh." and then i was like, "oh." >> and then, i like looked at d you was like - [ laughter ] i still engaged with the roots i was like, "guys, bring it back up for me." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> and then, all of a sudden, boom my toe like -- >> jimmy: but it's recovering now? >> yeah, it's recovering, it's slowly recovering. >> jimmy: all right, good. >> but, you know, we'll see. >> jimmy: without giving away spoilers, can we sum up maybe wo the new season in on i thought yothcould do that, and wouldn't give anything away and we could start with finn and go all the way down.he
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can you sum upew season in one word? >> classic does that make sense >> jimmy: yeah caleb? >> um -- you know, gorey. probably, yeah, gorey. >> jimmy: sadie? >> fun it's fun >> it's wildly different from - >> jimmy: yeah >> gorey and fun >> jimmy: well, finn is doing more than one word >> spreadingmy >> jimwhat >> what? >> jimmy: spreading? >> spreading >> spreading >> spreading you guys know what it means. >> it makes sense once you see it >> you guys know what it means so, like, don't pretend -- >> it makes sense once you see ites >> you do. >> i have no clue what you're talking about. >> jimmy: okay, all right, spreading. >> okay, okay. s >>ad [ all aws >> jmy: wow! wow! what a reactiothat got >> oh, my gosh it's so sad. >> i mean, like, i said gory that's pretty sad, guys. >> yeah, classic >> jimmy: yeah, you're true. >> classic and gory off the table, but sad, now you got me [ laughter ] >> bigger. >> bigger. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oooh that's what i'm talking about. >> it's on a larger scale. >> y are four.
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>> it's on a larger scale. >> you are four. >> jimmy: all right, here we go i want to show everyone a clip this is from the first episode of "strang things 3. take a look. ♪ [ arcade sounds >> it's just a dream you're dreaming. [ arca sounds ♪ ♪ ♪ [ screaming ♪ch rs and applause >> jimmy: "stranger things 3" is available on netflix july 4th we're doing something fun when we come back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody it is time to play a game called "search party." [ cheers ] ♪ woah playing tonight, we have the stranger things party featuring jimmy fallon >> jimmy: that's right [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: and their opponents, the other stranger things party featuring tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, first up, jimmy andt finn, up here [ cheers and applause ♪ here's how the game works. i'll read the start of the internet search clue, >> jimmy: okayah >> steve: and you will fill in the blank with the top tulee most p answers are on the board. >> jimmy: okay >> steve: you'll both type in
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the answer as fast as you can. and then we'll see if they match any of the top three >> jimmy: okay is this from a nationwide poll >> steve: sure why not? yeah [ laughter ] yeah, nation we. here's the first -- here's the first search all right, this is the question >> my hands are as fast as bill gates >> steve: there you go >> jimmy: oh, mine's - >> i don't know if he types fast i just know he knows computers >> jimmy: yeah, he does know computers. yeah >> steve: you're mavis beacon. >> jimmy: uh -ve >> steokay, now, why did the '80s have the worst blank? >> jimmy: why did -- >> steve: why did the 80s have the worst blank? what are the top three results >> eally >> steve: everybody's ready? >> no, that's -- >> wow >> really? >> jimmy: you're on my team. that's good. >> oh, okay sorry. >> steve: all right, jimmy, at wh did you write >> you're on his team. >> i'm sorry >> jimmy: all right, are we locked in? >> steve: you're locked in is everybody locked in all right, jimmy, whatid you write? >> jimmy: i wrote, hair. [ cheers and applause >> steve: finn, what did you write? >> i wrotelothes clothes >> steve: whoa let's see what the answers on the board. [ ding ] >> jimmy: oh ♪
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[ cheers and applause >> steve: wow. okay >> we scored the same amount of points i don't know what. >> steve: okay ready? >> no, no, no, no, no. >> it's the same one, it's the same one >> jimmy: oh >> okay, um, what? >> jimmy: hey, i'm on the team >> okay. [ laughter ] okay, okay yeah, potentially. okay >> jimmy: why did the '80s have the worst -- >> music >> steve: do we see music? [ ding ] >> jimmy: yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: wowi oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i disagree >> the music's amazing >> play the game w jimmy: we disagree, but are playing. >> i disagree with my own answer as well >> steve: right. you're playing the game. >> jimmy: don't be salty >> don be salty! [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> is that an english thing? that we're - >> steve: don't be salty >> salty >> no, just don't be it. don't be salty >> steve: all right, mr. peanut ready round two! millie, caleb, you're up >> all right, go ♪ [ cheers and applause
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>> steve: oh >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: wow. cold blooded >> it's all right. >> i love you but no >> n, nah. >> steve: all right, ready >> i don't like you, so it's fine >> steve: this is the game here's the phrase. will i regret eating this whole blank? [ light laughter ] okay, everybody is typing. everybody is typing. >> can i -- do i press enter >> steve: yep. there you go, ready? >> if you win this is my credit >> steve: caleb, just type it in you're in. >> yeah, it's so you're credit >> wait. b. tariq: yeah, yeah, cale >> that's it >> can you possibly do that? >> tariq: yeah >> i like it i like it, caleb >> steve: press return >> ready >> yeah. >> steveeverybody locked in? >> jimmy: yeah >> locked in >> steve: millie, what did you write? >> cake. >> steve: cake >> pizza pie >> steve: pizza pie.d. let's see the boar [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa number one answer. oh, my oh, snap oh, snap >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh, my god the mocking dance. >> we have that guy on our team what are you going to do, jimmy? >> steve: all right, gang, what are you going to say >> yeah, that guy. >> steve: what do you think? >> that's the thing.
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i can't tell i couldn't tell you. >> jimmy: you got it >> i got it. no, i got it this whole --? i regreeating >> pint of ice cream >> steve: pint of ice cream. let's see it [ ding ] ♪ [ eers and applause >> steve: one more tariq for the win. tie of the day >> will i regret eating this whole -- ? >> tariq: turkey [ laughter ] >> oh, come on [ buzzer ] >> come on >> steve: wow. >> that's a lot, though. >> steve: that is a lot. you're going to eat a whole turkey that is a lot. all righty j >>my: i'll give you $1,000 if turkey's up there. [ laughter ] >> steve: let us see turkey. oh now -- up to you guys to steal >> we got it, we got it. >> steve: what are you going to say? it's up to you >> jimmy: try ithy >> try it.e >> wid steve all ready know it was a wrong answer [ laughter ] >> i think it's going to be -- i -- [ yells >> hey >> but it was his ea >> all right, bag of chips >> what?
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>> steve: will i regret eating this whole bag of chips? [ ding ]♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: okay, wow. bag o' chips [ yelling and singing all right. >> did you guys write a song before coming here >> yes >>t immy: here's what's grea about you. >> yes >> jimmy: don't worry about. >> i lost my name tag. >> what's great about me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, here's what's great about you. sorry, all right sorry. >> steve: all right. it's time for the final round. >> all right, we got i >> steve: this is for a billion points >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> steve: noah and gaten, you're up. you're up. ♪ [ cheers and applause this is for the me >> do not let noah win >> do not let noah win >> yeah. >> thanks. f >> steve: -- the game. >> jimmy: don't type your name don't type your name >> steve: should i get a new blank? >> oh. >> oh, oh. >> steve: what i>>it o, just type
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>> jimmy: type it in >> steve: for 1 billion points [ scream ] >> jimmy: oh oh! [ laughter ] >> oh, my -- no, noah [ talking over each other >> steve: no, no you only pick one. you only get one >> keep going. >> keep going. >> keep going. >> jimmy: no, don't enr. you're clicking the erase. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: all right, just hit yeah >> steve: apparently he wrote, ohome. but phone. we're going to take phone. y >> jimmy: ohom got it. >> steve: ohome. you got it >> that can't count. >> steve: ohome counts >> ohome can't count >> steve: it's the spirit of the w. what did you write >> i wrote car i wrote car. >> steve: all right. car and phone. [ cheers and applause [ drum roll let's see th ] [ ding ♪ [ cheers and applaus >> jimmy: oh, my god well, guys, the cast of "stranger things check out "stranger things 3" on netflix july 4th.
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very, very, very funny comedianhe he's treator and star of "ramy" on hulu he also has a standup special called "ramy youssef: feelings" premiering on june 29th at 10:00 p.m. on hbo. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ramy youssef
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: hi >> dude -- >> jimmy: you look great, buddy. thank you for coming on the show >>g h, man, thanks for havin me >> jimmy: i appreciate it. i want to get to know you a little bit i know - >> yeah, man, we haven't met >> jimmy: no, this is the first timech >> i've been rg out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all. >> imagine you go check your instagram and there's like all -- [ lit laughter ] >> jimmy: tell me about you, and what - you're from jersey >> yeah, yeah, i am. [ cheers ] are there jersey people here >> jimmy: yeah, of course there are. >> oh, man, that's am -- ye, i made a show about an arab muslim family [ cheers ] >> jimmy: half our audience are arab muslims and half are from new jerseyec so it's perf-- [ light laughter ] we have such a good mix of the crowd. >> well, i made this show, 'cause i really wanted to humanize a muslim family >> jimmy: yeah >> which turned out to be a lotr eahan humanizing new jersey's
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mpossible -- [ laughter ] people don't want to believey that new jerse a good place. >> jimmy: it's a great place >> people are like, "we know muslims are nonviolent but we're mot with jersey. [ laughter ] like, can't -- like they can't do it. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. but you've gotten great reviews on this show >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, i want to say rottenomatoes is like 97 percent fresh i mean, people love it i mean, the l.a. - [ cheers ] "l.a. mes" said it's the most vital show on tv you already got picked up for a second season. >> did they say that >> jimmy: yeah ist that nice? >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: that's your favorite paper. the "l.a. times. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. no, >> jimmy: now it is. sure, yeah but also, you have this show and you got to check it out. "ramy", you'll love that but also, you have a standup special on hbo >>eah. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. if you're a standup comedian, that's kind of the pinnacle. >> it's really cool. it was really exciting to do >> jimmy: where did they find you? where were you >> i think they came out to see me do standup in l.a and itas really exciting and it was crazy too, because i was doing this show. and you know hbo is going to be there. and everyone's like, "are you nervous?my
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>> jim: yeah >> but i've been in higher pressure standup situations. >> jimmy: you have been before >> yeah. rti mean, when i first sta doing standup, actually, i did a lot of standup at muslim events and so muslim events will basically get people together or to raise money foundations or for kids in need. and so i remember doing standup at this event. iteeas for palestinian refug kids and so they brought me in. and i remember this uncle came in and he said to me, you know, "we're going to put you up right before the fund-raiser so you need to laugh so people can donate." and then he looks at me and goes, "have a good set do it for the refugees." [ laughter ] yeah f and so it like if they didn't laugh, the refugees wouldn't have a home [ laughter ] >> and do -- >> jimmy: that's pressure right there. >> doing a set for hbo, it was like, "yeah, that'll be fine." i don't -- [ light laughter ] this isn't for the refugees. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah,>>eah. immy: that's on june 29th. but let's go back to the hulu
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show is there anything to set up if people want to catchp on "ramy" where does it start off? what do people have to know to watch the showno >> you k again, it just starts with a character who -- it's really exciting, because i always wanted to make a show where the idea of fah and holding on to it and your culture was aspirational so i really wanted to ke something that wasn't about someone trying to push away they're faith, trying to push away where they come from. but a character who actually believesom and seeing sne who has what he believes and then what he actually does. and there's just this space in the middle anso that's what we were really excited to explore with this family. >> jimmy: it's a fantastic show you do a great job i want to show everyone a clip here ramy youssef in "ramy." take a look. >> this is my phone's tinder dude, why did you swipe no on her? you're swiping no on all thear girls that have s. >> dude, no. it's just -- she's not my vibebl >> you'rp ] racist >> how is that racist? headscarf is not a race. it's something that people wear
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>> i love when they're all covered. from their heads to th like that. that mystery is sexy >> that's disgustinge >> havyou ever dated a muslim girl and that's why i'm doi i'm ying to meet someone, you kn, different. >> except you're racist. >>ow is that racist, dude? islam is not a race. it's something you believe in. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: ramy youssef, everybody. season one of "ramy" is streaming on hulu. [ cheers and applause and you can check out his hbo special june 29th at 10:00 p.m [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with chef ivan orkin, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause p ♪ you know when u're at ross and suddenly realize
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is the owner of a fantastic restaurant right here in new york city ll ivan ramen. this is his latest book is "the gaijin cookbook. it comes out september 24th. i please welcomen orkin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so glad you're here i'so happy you're here you know, i've been to your restaurant, and i love it. if you're in new york city, go to ivan ramen. there's usually a ne, so get there early. but once you get in, i will never ever forget that experience it was one of the greatest food experiences i've ever had. how does the guy from long island become famous for ramen? [ light laughter ] >> well, he -- >> jimmy: walk me through it >> he opens one in tokyo and hits a home run. my: yeah
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: so you moved to tokyo. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: gaijin >> >> jimmy: normally -- i mean, that is so rare for you to become a hit over there in tokyo. >> you know what, i love food and i love ramen and i love japan. and so, it was a really great combination. so in a way, it was easy jimmy: but was it - it was definitely not easy but what was the -- for you? was it the noodle making, was it the umami talk me through, get nerdy [ light laughter ] >> you know what i think, i decided to make my own noodles and i cided to put whole grain in it, no one had ever done it before and i was supegeeky about it and i got so into it and it was just a little ten-seat shop. so you know, it was just easy to kind of focus so we made one kind of ramen >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now, you came ck home, hometown kid done well >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're opening uph all e -- are you opening up any more restaurants? >> i'm opening a couple more on the east coast, and then world domination >> jimmy: yeah of course. [ cheers and applause this is your - this is your second cookbook here this is "the gaijin cookbook."
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available for preorder now it comes out september 24th. what is this one about >> the first book was ra "ivan. it was all about ramen totally geeked out >> jimmy: yeah >> this one is almost likeal a home journal of the food - the japanese food i've cooked for my own family. and i made it super simple i made eve recipe myself i use microwaves, i do simple stuff. >> jimmy: now you're talking in my language. >> and you can make -- [ light laughter ]you can make , please and if you want the book, preorder, because it's so much better for the overlords in the corporate world to see that people like it [ laughter ] >> jmy: that's an honest man all right, what are we making tonight? >> so we're making my signature dish the ivan ramen shio ramen. >> jimmy: shio ramen >> which means salt in japanesep. >> jimmy: >> and we're going to put some soup in here this is chicken and dashi, the rosh aromatic fish broth fm japan. >> jimmy: yep.oi >> and we're g to go ahead and put some noodles here into >> jimmy: okay >> okay. >> jimmy: you're going to put noodles just in the strainer >> yes >> jimmy: this looks good. giant chop sticks. >> giant chop sticks >> jimmy: yep. comedy chop sticks
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>> comedy ch sticks. [ laughter ] but they actually really work. >> jimmy: yep. >> and then, we shake them out because if you don't get all the water out, then the carefully made soup gets diluted and it's gross >> jimmy: of course. >> right, so i'm going to show i you how i dot, right i'm going to shake it out. and i'm going to see -- i want to see your dexterity. so why don't you go ahead and -- come onmy >> jim: i know [ cheers and applause you know this is going to be a a meme okay, here we go nice.hter ] >> jimmy: we're good we're good >> you're goodu' yo good. so just now adit right into there. >> jimmy: all right, look. here we go >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: look at that that just smells so good now what do you do now you add -- >> now we're gonna add some pork belly >> jimmy: pork belly on top. p >>k belly on top >> jimmy: look at that, just unbelievable >> yep, yep. some roasted tomato. >> jimmy: so it's almost like an art piece >> it is an art and then we're goio add some of these gorgeous eggs, right. >> jimmy: look at this >> and then, we're going to add a little bit of scalon on top. >> jimmy: all right, now howkes
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to eaten ramen >> so the key -- it's a great question because in america, culturallypi slur is noisy and messy. and you know, your m her said, "don't slurp your sout >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> so mine said the same thing >> jimmy: yeah >> but in ramen, you want toes take ls than you think because most people think they want this much, and then, they go, "i can't eat it. >> jimmy: no, you can't. >> no, so you wa to take less and put it out of the bowl so it doesn't stick, right? >> jimmy: sure >> and then, you want to ngremember when you're sip that coffee in the morning, it's too hot, but you need it, right? right?er [ laught >> jimmy: that is exactly well put. >> right, so then, you're going to - >> jimmy: it's too hot, but you need it. i don't care if it burns your roof - >> you're going to slurp this stuff right on a little cushion of air [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: all right, here we go ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: take this. >>ight little less than you need. less than you need pull it out of the bowl. >> jimmy: i'm having trouble alady doing this [ laughter ] >> you got it, you got it. i ow you got it. >> jimmy: yeah, i know i got it hold on. here we go, look at this all right, good, yeah? >> and cushion of r.
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you got it [ cheers and applause that it is awesome so -- what i'm going to propose now, that i seen your incredible chops, that we should have a slurp-off. yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now what is a slurp-off? >> ae lurp-off means that we'r going to see who can crush these noodles faster than the other guy. maybe you guys have some kind of slurp-off music ♪ >> jimmy: finish the whole thin [ light laughter ] >> you're goine to finish the wholthing. yep. so - >> jimmy: all right. >> are you ready now you hold it in your hands, because it's going to be easier and then, you can hold it close to your mouth, so you don't totally spoil yourself>> immy: okay >> and then -- five four three. two. one. go[ eers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪
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>> jimmy: the master of disaster, ivan orkin, evybody! [ cheers and applae how do you do that "the gain cookbook" is available for preorder now [ cheers and applause my thanks to the cast of "stranger things," ramy youssef, chef ivan orkin! a [ cheers andlause you're the best, buddyd ane roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching a have great weekend hope to see you next week.ry bye-bye, evedy [ cheers and applause ♪
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night wtoh seth meyers. night -- aidy bryant, author and director john waters, 2020 presidential candidate senator michael bennet in the 8g band with johnny radelat ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, let's get to the news president trump today revealed a plan for a new merit-based immigration system said trump, "i love when things are merit-based, just ask my


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