tv Late Night With Seth Meyers NBC July 10, 2019 12:37am-1:27am EDT
[ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- tom holland, from "the secret life of jenny slate,ress and comedian music from soak, featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlem, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause et >> s good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? that is fantastic to hear.ca in tha, let's get to the news according to a new poll, the controversy surrounding former vice president joe biden's recent comments about working
with segregationistspaad no im on his popularity here's what his popularity looks like [ laughter ]s party officialve released the ground rules for this week's democratic primary debates, and candidates will have 60 seconds to answer questions and 30 seconds to respond to follow ups. follow ups like, "i'm sorry,ga what was your name a [ laughter ] no, no, not you, the other one who looks like you." [ laughter ] president trump today bragged about wall street performance tweeting, quote, "stock market is headed for one of our best months in the history of our country. thank you, mr. president." [ laughter ] is he thanking himself in his own tweet? [ laughter ] that's like leaving yourself a voicemail the morning after you masturbate to say you had a good time [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] cheers and applause "anyway, call me back.
you know the number, because it's this number." [ laughter ] first lady melania trump announced today that her director of communications will shift over and become the next white house press secretary. it turns out you don't really need your own communicationsdi ctor when you never actually, you know, communicate. [ laughter ] boeing is currently in possession of so many malfunctioning 737 max jets that they have started storing the planes in their employee parking lot. eitherhat or jerry in marketing finally got that raise. [ cheers and applause "wow jerry, looking good. "yeah, thank you." the legoland amusement park in new york has constructed the world's smallest pride parade made exclusively out of toy bricks "oh no, ours is smaller," said alabama.
[ laughter and applause ikea has begun testing its own food delivery service. unfortunately, it also comes unassembled. [ laughter ] federal officials today a announced the launch of program to combat robo-calls, which they're calling operation call it quits. ea"sorry, that name is alr taken," said trump's personal trainer. disneyland this week opened its k.w "star wars" themed par the park has nine sections, but it is only worth seeing the first three. [ auence ohs ] you didn't love it [ laughter ] it was reported -- [ laughter ]
it was reported today that cuba will open its first sex sh it's called fadildo's. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applausna a pde ums of sual assault by well-known advicet e her, and then said in an interview monday "she's not my type," which brings us to a segment we call, "hey. ♪ [ cheers and applause wan?" anh e' "n's like if you asko, hannibal lecter "did you eat that guy?" a he said, "no, he looked a little boney. and hey, you also said, "i've ner met this person in my life" despite the fact that the article literally has a picture of you talking to her at a party.id
so you lied, youeet her. of course, the problem is even if you showed this picture to trump, he wouldn't change his mind, because he's such an egan ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: welcome back, everybody. give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause back again with us tonight, he's the in-demand drummer for indie legends superchunk and bob mould. he can also be heard on the new album from the mountain goats "in league with dragons. jon wurster is here, everybody thank you for being here, jon. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> seth: guys, this is very exciting thanks to newly developed technology, we here at "late night" now have the ability to record the tiny voice that is inside donald trump's head and you might be surprised to know that like everyone's inner voice, donald trump's is filled with paralyzing fear and self-doubt the tiny voice in the f donald trump's head. ♪
>> hey, donald it's the tiny voice he the back of your ad and it's time once again for your least favorite thing about the job, waing for foreign people to stop talking so you can eat your dinner. [ laughter ] and you have to pretend to listen, and give a little nod. oh, good point said, but i want to eat these dumplings.gh [ lit laughter ] i'm going to look at them, andst i'm gonna eal a little peek at my dumplings and - there they are [ laughter ] okay, one, two, three. that's good. i'll eat thosed anthen melania will give me hers that's six, seven, eight [ laughter ] so that's eight dumplings. and maybe shinzo's wife will give me one or two that's 15, 16 dumplings.mp that's a lot of dungs. this will be worth it, but you have to stop talking [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: you know our first om guest tonight fris work as spider-man in "the avengers" films. he returns as peter parker in "spider-man: far from home" which opens in theaters and imax july 2nd let's take a look.
♪ oh, cool. ♪ [ explosion ♪ >> what is that? >> i don't know. >> what are you gonna do >> i left my suit in the hotel om >> why >> because i'm on vacation, ned. everyone's gonna see my face just get them out of here. >> go. >> go. >> just go ♪ oh, no you don't you okay ♪ ♪ >> seth: please welcome back to the show, tom holland, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪me
>> seth: welack, tom [ cheers and applause it is -- it is very hard to believe, but guess it makes sense with how hard they make you work this is your fifth -- fifth movie playing spider-man >> somehow, yes it is. >> seth: yeah. >> they've kept me for five movies >> seth: they've kept you for five movies.>> es >> seth: i'm certainly happy they've kept you you now get -- we were talking backstage, you have a little break coming up. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: where you actually get to enjoy yourself. i know you like to golf. have you been able to golf much in recent years, or has it been too busy >> i have been golfi a lot recently >> seth: uh-huh. >> what's so great about the presser, is you travel the world and i've tried to play golf in every place that i go. >> seth: that's a good use of your time. i like that. >> which has been really good. i'm still terrible at it >> seth:h-huh. [ laughter ] >> but one day i will get labetter hter ] >> seth: there are -- it does seem to be the sport of choice for a lot of celebrities have you ever gotten a chance to play with any other people in your field >> not massively, no >> seth: yeah. >> i know justin timberlake plays golf >> seth: yeah. >> i'd like to play with him >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> that would be a lot of fun. so if justin, you're watching, my number is -on no, but i was et of this
film "spider-man: far from home" and i was talking to sam jackson about my golf life >> seth:eah. >> and i play with my brothers and my dad, mostly and, you know, we'll -- you know, we'll bet a pound a hole d something, so at the en the round, you're only gonna lose or make 18 pounds >> seth: right >> and he wasn't very impressed by my story. [ light laughter ] because he was saying that he plays this crazy betting game wh he plays golf and then he also dropped in, "and i was playing with tiger woods and michael jordan." [ laughter ] so it wasn't quite as cool as my >> seth: no. i will say, i bet sam jackson didn't feel even a little bit bad about making you feel as though you were less cool than him. >> he loves it >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] jake gyllenhaal on thilmh >> yes, i did. [ cheers and applause >> seth: and how was that? he's a great guyhi we're fans ohere >> it was interesting because -- [ laughter ] that was hilarious [ laughter ] no, it w interesting, because
i have always been such a big fan of his work. and i really, really looked up to him and when i found out that he wav cast, i was quite s about the idea of working with him and then, he came to set for his first day of shooting, and what marvel do sometimes is they will completely change the lines overnight.et >> gotcha. >> so you walk in on monday morning, and all of a sudden, you have a three-page monologue about inteimensional rifts and all these kindf crazy stuff. >> seth: sure, right very important plot thbegs that might not uper natural coming out of a human mouth. >> totally so jake was, likck he was, like, panig. so i found myself on day one with working with one of my idols, like, "it's okay, man, it'skay. [ laughter ] this is just how it goes over here in the marvel world." so, it was really weird. >> seth: that actually looks like what happened right before this photo [ laughter ]t >> thais exactly what that was, yeah. >> seth: yeah, that's like, "thanks, man i really appreciate it." we have talked about the suits you feel as though -- your argument is, you have the hardest suit to wear of anybody in the marvel universe>>
eah. i would argue that, yes. >> seth: yeah. >> because i have no skin showing. >> seth: yeah. >> i'm straight up head to toe in lycra [ light laughter ] i don't even have my - i can't even use my phone. [ laughter ] and i'm 23 like i use my phone a lot. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> i've become so good at, like, liking pictures with my nose and -- [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, i mean, that's one -- if anybody shouldn't be able to use their phone on set, it should be sam jacksonat thhould be the trade-off >> exactly >> seth: yeah. i know -- robert downey jr., who, of course, you've worked with in many films >> yes [ cheers ] >> seth: you have -- you have his phone number, which is a pretty cool thing i do have his phone nu he -- i was -- where were we i think we were in london and he face-timed me at 2:00 in the morning. o >> seth:y. >> and i didn't even check to see who it was i was like, "who is that?" i, lik hung up and then i woke up in the morning and in my phone, he's saved as "the godfather. [ laughter ] so, i woke up and panicked i was like, "oh, my god. i'm so sorry i didn't mean to ghost you." [ light laughter ]
and he didn't -- he obviously dn di reply for ages, because of the time difference in l.a. >> seth: yeah. >> so that was maybe the most stressful day of my life where h ght my relationship with downey was over. >> seth: yeah, but imagine how stressed out he was, being like, "oh, my god, i got ghosted by tom. [ laughter ] >> is that what it's come to >> seth: "i was 'the godfather' and now this?" hey, so, i know, you went to hawaii when was your hawaii trip? >> we -- my family and i wwat to ha in january. >> seth: very nice >> amazing trip. >> seth: and do you ever have yo this happen where re flying, and because you have been in so many of these films that people watch all the time, that they watch on airplanes o have you ever beenan airplane and realized, like, "oh, that peon is watching a movie i'm in right now?" >> yeah, it happens i also -- i've seen someone watch one of my movies and turn it off >> seth: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> which was greatbut when we were flying to hawaii, i noticed this young lady was watching "spider man: homecoming. and, you know, it was nd of cool i was like, "oh, that lady is watching my movie. and then this other lady walked past me, and i said to my brother, i went, "dude, that lady looks so unwell."
and then, all of a sudden, i heard this thud next to me and i looked to the left, and this lady had passed out next to me >> seth: wow >> like, full on, out cold so, i jumped up. was trying to -- i'm not a doctor, i'm an actor [ laughter ] i was like, "ma'am, are you all right? so i was calling for a docto i was trying to clear her hair out of her face, check her airways and stuff. and this woman who was watching my film was looking at me. laughter ] anheshe must have thought, s was like, "wow, this kid just never stops. [ laughter ] you know >> seth: just go, go, go yeah that was great [ cheers and applause she was like, "he's better at spider-man stuff than he is at doctor stuff." >> i know, i was useless like, i was trying to find her pulse.do i t know how to do that. i was like, "she has no pulse. oh, no, she does she does, i just don't know how to do that." >> seth: "i was checking her hip. i was wrong. i loed in the wrong place. [ laughter ] you travel -- one of your brothers is backstage. >> yes, harry. [ cheers and applause
apparently, he has more fans than i do. >> seth: yes [ laughter ] do they ever -- wh you travel and you've got the family together, are they ever trying to sort of trade off the fact that you're a well known older brother? do they every try to say your name loudly to draw attention to people and maybe use it to meet meet the ladies i mean, they wouldn't. but i would always help them >> seth: oh, very nice so, wing man, yeah >> as a wing man >> seth: you do never rest, it's true >> i do never rest [ laughter ] no, we were in hawaii and sam and i were -- we were swimming in the sea and there were so many beautiful ladies on the beach. and, you know, sam was singlat the time and he was like, "oh, i just really wanna -- i wanna meet someone, man." so, i was like, "all that needs to happen is we've got to get og someone to recze me. and then they'll introduce all their friends and it'll be -- you'll be golden." so anyways, so this girl walks into the sea she's gorgeous and she's walking over and i'm like, "here you go, bro. here you go. here we go." [ laughter ] and she breezes right past me. like, "hello?" and she goes over to sam a she
goes, "oh, my god, are you timothee chalamet? [ laughter ] and he was like, "yes. [ laughter ] yes, i am. >> seth: and i will say, not crazy. i mean - >> i mean, come on [ audience oohs >> seth: i will say they're very bold to say you are a person who like, that's like, because then you -- >> yeah. >> seth: then you're like moments away from the game being up you know >> true, true. i think sam -- no, he doesn't speak any french that was - [ light laughter ] that was when chat shows stress of like, "yeah, he's fluent in french." [ laughter ] >> seth: he had to do that thing of - they're like, "oh, well, you f must speaknch, being timothee chalamet. he's like, "not on vacation. i'm on vacation right now. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. [ speaking in foreign language ] [ laughter ] >> seth: hey, thg ks so much for beinre >> thanks for having me. >> seth: congrats on the film. always a pleasure to see you >> thanks again. >> seth: tom holland"s der-man: far from home" opens in theaters and imax july 2nd we'll be right back with jenny slate. [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: our next guest is a very funny actress you know from tv series such as "parks and reeseation" and "house of li she returns as the voice of gidget in "the secret life of now. 2," which is in theaters let's take ak. >> okay. gidget, eat sweetpea >> what? >> cats eat birds. it's nature. >> yeah, i'm gonna pass. >> no, no, no, no. you used your one pass on the litterbox, so you have to do this >> but - >> bu -- bu -- bu -- bu -- do it. >> you're seriously going to make her eat sweetpea? >> oh, no, no, no. of course not. i'm just freaking her out. [ gasp ] >> okay. what's next? >> gidget, no. that's - bad dog. bad cat dog. >> blah, blah, blah. [ bird chirping oh sorry. >> seth: welcome back to the show, our friend, jenny slate, everybody. [ cheers and applause
♪ >> seth: hi, jenny >> hi, seth. >> seth: last time you were here, we talked about how you gave a commencement speech at a high school. >> true. true t >> seth:e. >> correct >> seth: you did one -- you gave a speech, a different kind of commencement this year recently. >> yesth >> seth: made papers >> yeah. >> seth: made the papers >> yeah. >> seth: do you want to explain to everybody why it made the papers >> well, first of all, that sounds like something went wrong. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's right. it did not go wrong. >>o, nothing went wrong. >> seth: it made the papers, because it was so right. >> that's right. >> i guesseah. i me, yes, sure. what happened was that a lovely young lady named gwen lynch was the last student to ever graduate from the one-room schoolhouse on cuttyhu island. she's an 8th grader. i gave the commencement speech to her class which was her >> seth: yes [ laughter ] >> o
[ cheers and applause >> seth: so you gave a one person commencement speech >> yeah. ye seth: was she someone you requested? >> okay, no. well, i mean, i would request her. i think she's really cool. >> seth: yeah. >> here's the deal she did not request me at all. >> seth: mm-hmm. >> i found this out from "the new york times." [ laughter ] >> seth: after the fact? >> before. >> seth: before the fact okay >> which is also devastating >> seth: right yeah >> you know. >> seth: because you're about to l in there, and now you f like, "i might bomb. >> not only that but truly, i'm unwanted. [ laughter ] well, not -- yh. so, okay i heard from the "times," you know, that she wanted michelle obama [ laughter ] and they were like, "well, no, you can't have that. she's busy she was, like, "okay got it i want oprah [ laughter ] and they were like, "yeah, she can't come here.
you know there's two ferries a day. she's too busy." then i show up, and i'm a nervous jewish lady. >> seth: yeah. >>eah. she also told the "times" that she wasn't -- she didn't really know who i was [ laughter ] >> seth: w >> yea >> seth: but then you show up. you know, there must be this incredible burden to give a speech to one person because, i think, normally with a commencement speech, it's jus try to think oings for all of you >> sure. when i gave it to my high school, it was 180 students. and i was kind of, like, i could ur sincere, like, "follow companion," but also bnny, and be like, "hey, don't get a lizard or a bird as a pet. >> seth: right, yeah good advice. >> yeah. i mean, it's not the best thing to do th your adulthood. [ light laughter ] >> seth: right, yeah >> but that's -- like, you can't be general or that specific. >> seth: right >> you can't just show up on an island and be like, "don't get a lizard." >> seth: yeah, right [ laughter ] >> it's like, yeah, yeah, you can't -- >> seth: but then you could tell, she's like, "oprah never would have wasted her time on lizards. [ light laughter ] >> that's right. yeah oprah knows -- oprah is wiser >> seth: butt went well.
>> yeah, it went really wellre well, i ly wanted to do a good job for this young lady and so i went to cuttyhunk before the speech, and i took a walk with her. and cuttyhunk has a tick problem. >> seth: yeah. >> seth: this is a tinttlef -- island in massachusetts. >> a tiny, teeny island where people drive golf carts instead of cars. >> seth: yeah. >> and you know, everyone knows each other and i showed up there. i had overalls on, a turtleneck. i had my overalls tucked into mn sockgaloshes >> seth: all tick fear this is all tick fear? >> tick fear >> seth: yeah. >> a jacket, a scarf also, in june. this just happened >> seth: yeah. right. >> yeah.[ ughter ] just in case you're like, "oh, she graduated in the dead of winter in the past?" [ laughter ] yeah so she showed up barefoot in a t-shirt and shorts, and just was, like, really cool and we took a walk and i got to know her. and she's wonderful. and also the main fact is that she lives on an island and goes to school by herself and still has more friends than i had as a teenager >> seth: wow, yeah [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: i imagine one of the
fears was, because obviously people were going to film it, this might be one of those -- it could live on in the internet. you also have that pressure. >> that's right. that we're in the future now >> seth: yeah, right >> and everything is computer. >> seth:es >> you know, and computer rules. so i was like, okay, there's two things i'm obsessed with on the internet that are painful for others, but i can't stop watching them. one is -- sorry. i can't even thinkhibout it without la failed productions of local [ laughter ] where someone backstage pulls the wrong rope and, just like,t wendy gets ripped her bed. [ laughter ] truly bad karma, and i can't stop watching it and there really is one where wendy gets ripped out and thenr, she is in charactend she's like, "oh! [ laughter ] and like goes back to her bed. but anyway then there's this other thing that i'm obsessed with, which is brides that sing original songs to their grooms. [ light laughter ] >> seth: uh-huh. oh, wow. >> because it's like a one-on-one thing, and there's one video, that it's a bride
she goes down the stairs and she sings a song and like, it actually hurts me to remember it, but i am addict to it and she's like - ♪ kevin we are gettin married to each othe right now ♪ and he's like -- [ lahter ] and he has to stand there and be like, "yes, baby, you are the be singer. you are so beautiful." she's like - ♪ our parents are there judy and bil and there is my aunt ♪ you know, it's whatever. [ laughter ] >> seth: so you -- >> i was be in her face, being like -- you are graduating today you kn try to play it real cool >> seth: i've written a song called "first in your class. >> yeah. [ laughter ] that would have been a cool leap, if i had just made it a musical number and not told her. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] at and just shown up on th island it was in a tiny church.
>> seth: yeah. >> and just been like -- ♪ and a one and a two [ laughter ] s >> seth: 'cause i wi, my biggest fear in life is someone singing a song directly to me. >> oh, yeah. l >> seth:e that is the worst thing in the world >> oh, i can't imagine it. i mean, i guess that's why i watch that on the internet all the time [ laught ] just to condition myself in case i'm iny house one day, and someone's like - ♪ we're in the kitchen and i'm just like -- [ screaming [ laughter ] i don't want it. i don't want it. >> seth: this is your -- congratulations. i'm so glad. >> thank you >> seth: that's so awesome >> but it was okay it was great >> seth: there is a photo, too >> okay. >> seth: this ise.n the "vineyard ga >> yeah. >> seth: a newspaper that i've -- i've read the "vineyard gazette. >> yeah,yeo you remember last - now, we're a little off topic. >> seth: yeah. >> but they had a whole story about how a bird called the blue-footed booby landed on someone's boat and it made the newspaper. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know, that's what's g>>ng on eth: my father-in-law had a pet goat that died, and it got an obituary longer than a president's.er [ laught
it interviewed other people, like, "what did you think of raisin?" "well, you know, he's like -- he was like most goats but i guess [ laughter ]im." >> oh, man i'm super sorry to hear about the goat, though >> seth: thank you ] [ laughter it was weird when he died that i didn't hear from you >> yeah. yeah [ laughter ] i don't know i had a really bad personality >> seth: this was in the "vineyard gazette. >> yeah. yeah, yeah >> seth: you and gwen. >> okay.py >> seth: are you hapith the photo? >> look, gwen looks great. i want to go on record gwen, you look great my feeling about this photo, and i can't believe i'm going to do this on television, but another fear of mine besides brides with microphones -- >> seth: yeah. >> -- is this thing that one of hemy friends calls "adult spread." >> seth: okay. >> i call it "pumpkin head." it's ts feeling that once you get into your adulthood your head becomes, like, a lot bigger like you just can't control it you just get adult head spread i saw that in the newspaper.
i was like, "what is this year of me finding stuff out in the newspaper that's, like, terrible?" and i think -- i just think it might be the start of head spread seth: yeah. >> and i'm also like, you know,n did i red to wear a big chunky sweater but that's for another show. >> seth: yeah. it does feels like it's local -- it feels like, local girl meets out of towner afraid of ticks. >> yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] that's what it was that's what it was >> seth: this is your second me playing in "secret life of pets 2." >> yes >> seth: this is a very pampered dog? >> yes >> seth: we can tell >> yes, gidget she's really s >>h: are you pampered in real life? >> you know what i'm not pampered at all. >> seth: really? hoping, just before i came here, to just even get a lip wax [ light laughter ] like i'm out of the mani-pedi game it's over. >> seth: really? fully out? >> yeah. i'm just really -- [ laughter ] -- wild and free >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: you're with the ticks now. you're running with the ticks now. >> yeah. oh, yeah i live on a peninsula with my boyfriend in massachusetts and we just, like, check each
other for ticks. [ laughter ] that's my chosen life. i like it. yeah >> seth: thank you so much for coming back. it is always such a delight to see you. >> thank you for having me >> seth: that's jenny slate, everybody. "the secret life of pets 2" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with more "late night. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, ♪ how do you like it ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, how do you like it ♪ l you can eat is back.
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♪ [ cheers and applause seth: after a handful of br celey parents were caught up in a massive college admissionst scandal,re's been a renewed focus on extreme parenting techniques, including something called "snowplow parenting," a toend in which parents go great lengths to shield even their adult children from life's obstacles. here to comment, please welcome one of my writers, dina gusovsky. [ cheers and appuse >> thanks, seth. now, as a native russian and a child of immigrants, i think this whole idea of snowplow g parentinis absolutely insane which brings me to a new segmeno called "ever should be raised by immigrants." ♪ [ cheers and applause >> look, growing up is hd, but immigrant parents make it even harder they don't snowplow. if anything they bury you in snow and give you a tiny shovel to dig yourself out.
[ laughter ] eru know, to build charact now, i came to america when i was 4, and one of my first memories here was my parents sending me off, without warning, to the horror that is kindergarten >> seth: oh. i remember kindergarten being fun and easyit >> for you i'm sure as, but i did not speak english, and no one there spoke russian. >> seth: oh, yeah. that's different [ laughter ] least of it, because mrents also wanted to make sure that i was not underdressed for my big y. so they sent me to school in what they assumed all americans send their kids to school in a tuxedo and a top hatus [ laughter and app that's right i had to explain to the other children in broken english that i was, indee their classmate -- [ light laughter ] -- and not a tiny cruise ship [ laughter ] but that taught me to fend for myself very eay on >> seth: i mean, that's rough. it's adorable, but it's rough. [ light laughter ] >> and if you think that's bad, as you get older, immigrant
padints are constantly remin you how much better you could have been, how much more you should have done and how svetlana's daughter is going to harvard and she is only 12-years-old [ laughter ] they always bring up svetlana when they you want to feel bad >> seth: i'm sorry, is svetlana your mother's friend >> she says svetlana is real, but no one knows for sure. like a russian santa [ laughter ] seth, i read an article that said some american parents let their kids come home from college, because they didn't like their roommatesyo think living with a college roommate is hard try living with an immigrant mother no matter how bad your collegere roommate is, they'ot gonna keep week-old veal tongue in the fridge [ light laughter ] and they certainly wouldn't ask every date you bring back to the dorm when he intends to propose. [ laughter ] "do you know that she is already 20 her ovaries will not last forever. [ laughter ] seth, it may seem like it's tough to be raised by immigrants, but they're just trying to prepare you for the real world they would never embarrass you by getting arrested like some of
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: performing "deja vu" he off critically acclaimed album "grim town," please welcome to the show, soak. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i haven't seen yo for months i've been waiting on a call ♪ ♪or a stranger's voic to ask if i'm sitting down ♪ ♪ no one dare say i but we're thinking the sa thing ♪ ♪ no one dare say it 're thinking the same thing ♪ ♪ no heaven in front of m a neon light catastrophe
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