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one f thkee against rock 'n' ro somebody ends up feeling left out. even if they had the best ideas. [ laughter ] tonight's half of the debate marked the first aearance of steve bullock, who replaced roller tony bennett? congressman ericwh swalwell o dropped out. not going to lie, still not sure >> you wg it if i withis one which is which [ laughter ] e going tooubeuse i think this e the dnc today rejected a poll that presidenthol ful andrew yang was attempting to use to qualify for september's democratic debate. be fends nha but i don't know, looks pretty even though you werefrance, convincing [ laughter ] yoi want to say president trump gave his prediction to the outcome of the co nominations. democratic primary why are you asking him who's going to win he didn't even predict he was ing to win president trump also said today that he thinks former vice president joe biden ll get the democratic nomination, but will "limp across the finish line." thank you nor making the tsys "t
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