>> stephen: tonight, more on herman cain. i may be the only american left who hasn't signed a non-disclosure agreement. and, i say goodbye to a beloved dessert. i thought twinkies lasted forever. [ laughter ] then, my guest father jim martin has written a book about how humor and laughter are key to a spiritual life. i love jesus' knock knock miracles. [ laughter ] italian debt threatens to swamp the euro zone. i knew they shouldn't have offered unlimited breadsticks. [ laughter ] this is "the colbert report." [cheers and applause] ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] wow. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] folks, that could be considered sexual harassment. folks, the sexual harassment allegations keep coming at herman cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt. [ laughter ] and cain isn't afraid to point out what's really behind these charges. >> a businessman by the name of herman cain stepped forward. that's one thing about herman cain that i think that a lot of

. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to our continuing coverage of no shave november. i want you to know after that warm greeting, not only are you welcome here, you are first here. nation-- (applause) it's no surprise i am addicted to all the republican presidential candidates. they are like crack, in that they will devastate black communities. and folks, i got my fix on saturday with yet another debate. this time sponsored by cbs. the big news was that a woman was mistreated and herman cain had nothing to do with it. you see, minnesota congresswoman michele bachmann's campaign is crying foul because bachmann was slated to appear on a post debate show for cbs. cbs's new political direcr john dickerson was informed of this in an e-mail from his producer, and responded by writing, let's keep it loose, in the hopes we can get someone else because bachmann was not going to get many questions in the debate since her low poll numbers weren't nearly off

(crowd chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you very much. a very special welcome to the seventh level magic users out there. (laughter) nation, i will get right to the big news. herman cain is under attack. this is a dark, dark day for america. and i'm not just saying that because he's, you know... (laughter) american. (laughter) of course, when you're top in the polls, the media digs through your past. it's not fun but it beats being john huntsman. no one's even digging through his present. and now comes trumped-up charges that when cain was head of the national restaurant association he harassed female employees with gestures that were not overtly sexual but made the women uncomfortable. (laughter) all right. naturally i assume the gesture was something innocuous like... (laughter) it could be anything. incidentally, that's also a great way to get out of juror duty. (laughter) well, last night herman cain went on greta van susteren to herman van explain hipltsz. jim? >> i made a gesture saying oh... i was standing close to her and i made a

welcome to the report. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. it's good to have you with us. thank you, everybody. a big happy birthday to everyone, school committee mean everyone, who is having a birthday tonight. ( laughter ) ( applause ) some time in late winter must be a good time for parents to get busy. nation, i'm sad to say that once again, the big news is the sexual harassment charges against republican presidential candidate hermain cain. so, parents, if any children are watching, please tell them how intercourse works in graphic detail. , so they understand what i'm about to talk about. ( laughter ). are they crying yet? are you? then you didn't go into enough detail. ( laughter ) folks, let's all remember that cain is accusing of doing nothing more than approaching female employees with personal questions of a sexually suggestive nature and making hand gestures that were not overtly sexual but that made women who witnessed them uncomfortable. ( laughter ) folks, these decades-old allegations against

. >> stephen: a great responsibility. >> heavy burden. >> stephen: i hope it didn't get in the way why when you were writing your new book "between heaven and the motion to reconsider, why joy, humor and laughter are at the spirit of human life." i'm not sure i buy that. it never said jesus laughed it. says jesus wept. shortest sentence in the new testament. jesus wept. was he weeping with laughter? >> he shows a sense of humor in parables and the stories he tells. the problem is we don't get the joke because we're far removed from first century palestine. [ laughter ] >> stephen: so god is just too hip for the room? [ laughter ] but the. >> but the people back then would have gotten the jokes we miss the irony. the idea that that one of his stories that a person would have a plank in their eye and criticize someone whos hey speck of dust in theirs would have been seen as hilarious. it falls flat in 21st century america. and there are other oceans i talk about in the book about his sense of humor and playfulness. he gives the disciples nicknames for example. like peter. >> stephen: cal

(laughter) >> stephen: that's the nicest honeymoon gift.... >> stephen: have you ever hostd? >> i've never hosted. >> stephen: you should host, man. >> thank you, that's not quite how it works. >> stephen: you don't need those outside guest hosts! that's an insult to you cast members. that's like lorne saying "you're not funny enough, you can't host this show." >> of all the lorne i impressions i've heard over the years.... >> stephen: yes? >> that's right in the middle. (laughter and applause) it's the equator of lorne impressions. >> i've got to work on it. >> it had a nice british feel. >> stephen: i've never met the man. well, our worlds don't cross. >> no, they don't cross. probably why i haven't been asked to host. (audience reacts) >> stephen: do >> do you think you'd make a good host? >> stephen: you tell me, you're the head writer. >> do you do characters? >> stephen: yeah, see? yeah... >> who is that? who is that? (laughter) snoop. >> stephen: hold on. (laughter) i'm robert de niro see, meh. i run the town, meh. that's my detier roe. that >> that's if de niro had a

>> stephen: this is stephen colbert's "bears and balls." (cheers and applause) first up on "bears and balls," a lot of investors are running scared but there's one investment guaranteed to retain its value,, bow la monkeys. no? magic beans. no? celebrity relics. yes. celebrity relics. everybody wants dorothy's ruby slippers, madonna's cone bra, or j. edgar hoovers ruby slippers and cone bra. (laughter) but if you really want to make a chunk of change on celebrities, you need a chunk of celebrity. case in point: john lennon's abscessed tooth recently fetched more than $31,000 at auction. (audience reacts) and i'm sure john lennon would approve of the buying and selling of body parts. when he sang "i want to hold your hand" he never said it had to be attached to his body. and, folks, there's never been a better time invest in things that fall off celebrities. for instance, i am proud to offer this baby food jar full of danny devito's doe nail clippings. (audience reacts) i got them with nothing more than a pain of clippers, a rag, and a jar o

. >> stephen: tonight, n herman cain. i may be the only american left who hasn't signed a non-disclosure agreement. and, i say goodbye to a beloved dessert. i thought twinkies lasted forever. [ laughter ] then, my guest father jim martin has written a book about how humor and laughter are key to a spiritual life. i love jesus' knock knock miracles. [ laughter ] italian debt threatens to swamp the euro zone. i knew they shouldn't have offered unlimited breadsticks. [ laughter ] this is "the colbert report." [cheers and applause] ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] wow. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] folks, that could be considered sexual harassment. folks, the sexual harassment allegations keep coming at herman cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt. [ laughter ] and cain isn't afraid to point out what's really behind these charges. >> a businessman by the name of herman cain stepped forward. that's one thing about herman cain that i think that a lot of

thank you so much for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers ) >> stephen: thank you so much. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. please, enough. here organization heroes, all. nation, you know if you watch this show that i have always respected "people" magazine. ( laughter ) as a reliable news source. never forget-- they were the only ones to break the story of richard gere's sin mop-- cinnamon rolls. but now the old glossy, multicolored lady has done the unthinkable. in their annual sexiest man alive issue, they have bestowed the crown on bradley cooper. yeah, i know, i know. i'm angry, too. ( laughter ) sexy? please! is that a man a horse take a dump at a wig factory? ( applause ) i don't get it, people? why! why did you pick him? just because he can speak french? ( speaking french ) oh, big deal! anybody can do that. oui, oui. it's easy. just listen to this interview answer right in here on the little interview page. when they ask him, what makes you laugh?" he says, "observing life. life is very comical. people trip

. >> stephen: terrifying. what did you just say, what did you just say. >> i just said i think that you ought to consider being my running mate for vice president. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: i think that might be, that might be considered coordination. >> where is that code of silence when you need. >> stephen: i'm part of the 1%. you're part of the 1%. >> how did you know. >> stephen: i read your biosomeone has a chemical company. and it's not my. what can we do as members of the 1% what can we do to build, there's a wealth gap in the united states. you may have heard cantor's speech that he didn't give about it. it was fantastic. a wealth gab in the-- gap in this united states of 1 percenters or 1/10 of 1%ers and the 99%, can we build a bridge to them? that then we can draw up at night? how do we communicate, how do we communicate to the lower 99% to not be mad at us 1%ers. >> i don't know about the drawbridge, steven-- stephen. >> stephen: it's a handy thing. >> we can build a level playing-- playing

stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, so much. report to the report. good to have you with us. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. nation, it's wednesday. and that means it's time for a new g.o.p. front-runner. ( laughter ) jim. >> once given up for political roadkill newt gingrich killing them all. in the latest polling he is the front-runner. >> there is a p.p.p. poll showing newt gingrich, 38, mitt romney 18. >> stephen: it makes sense gingrich is rising. he appears to be the only candidate who appears to be made of dough. newt's campaign got off to a bit of a rocky start. back in june, instead of campaigning in iowa, newt wont a two-week luxury cruise through the greek isle aborn the "seaborn odyssey." in response his staff quit and his donors abandoned him, but yesterday we learned that was no pleasure cruise. it was a pleasure fact-finding mission. as newt explained to iowa voters, "i visited greece in june. i talked to people about what they were faced with in greece, and i listened to them, and i tried to understand that they faced a crisi

. >> stephen: tonightn herman cain. i may be the only american left who hasn't signed a non-disclosure agreement. and, i say goodbye to a beloved dessert. i thought twinkies lasted forever. [ laughter ] then, my guest father jim martin has written a book about how humor and laughter are key to a spiritual life. i love jesus' knock knock miracles. [ laughter ] italian debt threatens to swamp the euro zone. i knew they shouldn't have offered unlimited breadsticks. [ laughter ] this is "the colbert report." [cheers and applause] ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] wow. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] folks, that could be considered sexual harassment. folks, the sexual harassment allegations keep coming at herman cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt. [ laughter ] and cain isn't afraid to point out what's really behind these charges. >> a businessman by the name of herman cain stepped forward. that's one thing about herman cain that i think that a lot of

please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: you folks, you folks are so good at that. it's like you practiced it two minutes ago. nation, the last american troops will withdraw from iraq by year's end. i tell them to shut off the lights on the way out but i'm pretty sure baghdad still doesn't have electricity. folks, i am glad we are bringing those troops back home. we need to deploy them where they are needed. australia. (laughter) you see next week president obama will announce a permanent u.s. military presence in australia. and i'm do excited. i had no idea invading australia was even on the take. (laughter) or as it's known down there, the barbie. you hear that you dijierie-dope. you're australian for bloep bloep, god, god, i hope, i just pray that obama calls this shock and usie. personally, personally i would have gone with iran or north korea next, but if you think about, australia makes perfect sense. it's a distant desert land full of known criminals, speaking a bizarre dialect with frightening tribal musi

>> i don't think we can give that to you, stephen. >> stephen: you're not going to give it to me, i'm going to pay for it. >> it's not about your money. it's about the thing we're trying to build here and it doesn't require your superpac money. >> stephen: excuse me, i'm sorry. oh, hey, come on in. hey, everybody, this is yoshi.

answer to that begins with this man, stephen douglas. douglas has had to war lines and the other person the map. he is one of those people that we've heard of him when he debated lincoln. he did. he also beat pink mini 1858 senate race and douglas won on election. but douglas also had a quest. his quest was to become president of the united states and he tried to do that by preventing this nation for deciding over slavery. so it's via stephen douglas the issue of slavery and the vision of thomas jefferson began to become intertwined. and it starts here. the united states won the mexican war in 1848 and in doing so the treaty that ended the war, the united states acquired the standard yellow and very quickly the question came up as did the louisiana purchase about slavery because southerners saw the missouri compromise line is going to maintain between free states and slave states. many of the state lines but douglas did that would have missouri compromise line itself with this pill, which toklas broke. in this map, the red line is the mi

stephen t. mason was 19 years old when president jackson appointed him to be the secretary of the territory of michigan. in effect making the governor because the governor at that point had basically gone fishing. the people in michigan were outraged and they sent letters to the president saying please get rid of this kid and give us a man as the governor. so, mason m.e.d.i.c. west and it was to show that he was a man. and that he had the moxie to lead this state. when he became first this in effect ever and where the action tutorial governor, talking in the early 1830s there are a lot more canals now being built because of the erie canal. one in particular was called the wabash and erie canal. a connected the wabash river where that circle is on the map to the mommy river. what that did was create a waterway to the entire hinterland of the united states. i'll start at the bottom. this is now looking at this map. if you start at new orleans you go up the mississippi, to the ohio river, to the wa

stephen moore will get his chance to swing back next on "your money." stay with us. personal service, personal service, 5-year price lock guarantees and consistently fast speeds. ♪ >>> this was a week in the united states where a lot of the political discourse was focused on anything but economic issues, whether it was rick perry's memory lapse or continued accusations of sexual harassment against herman cain. chrystia, is there a chance, and i'm hoping not despite everything else, is there a chance this election could turn on things that are not economic, even though for three years now the voters of america have said the economy is their number one concern. we are spending a lot of time on things not about the economy. >> yeah, but it's 2011, not 2012. i think that when when push comes to shove, people are going to focus on what really matters. i have a lot of faith in american voters. look, i think these other issues, they are easier to think about. they are more fun. they also are less scary, actually, they are about other people making mistakes. >> when i said

captioning sponsored by comedy central stephen, stephen, stephen. >> thank you, welcome to the report, great to you have with us, folks. i'll be with you in a moment. thank you so much. i'll be with you in just a minute. i'm just finishing some on-line holiday shopping, the nice deal on a kindl fire. that will make a great coaster for my ipad. there, and done. with christmas. okay. of course, folks, today is cybermonday, when everybody mobs the on-line stores for the big holiday sales. to beat the rush last night i camped out in front of my computer, waiting for the internet to open. cybermonday is a followup to black friday, the day after

cut off support for stephen j. one of the biggest mortgage brokers in the industry has rethought a five car bankruptcy and go out of business and not all the employees are on the street these are the same people who dressed up like almost people that made hamas the year before to hollywood party and now this bound character want sympathy he says oh woe is me why attacking me is that justified or is he just crying big fat alligator tears i mean he's alleged to have run what's called the foreclosure mill you know he was basically serving the banks and getting people out of their homes that the banks claim they owned in some cases the banks didn't even own the stones but they they foreclosed anyway and judges who just rubber stamping these applications for foreclosure because they're political appointees just you know scientists for closure orders some people were thrown out of their homes but he was so you know agree just in the way he did it and it was so outrageous when this party you know came to light of mocking

cut off support for stephen j. one of the biggest mortgage brokers in the industry as a result they declared bankruptcy got a bit of a not all the employees are on the street this is the same people who dressed up like almost people that made homeless the year before halloween party and now there's bound character want sympathy he says oh woe is me ryan tacking me and that's justified or is he just crying big fat alligator tears i mean he's alleged to have run what's called the foreclosure mill you know he was basically serving the banks and getting people out of their homes at the banks claim they owned in some cases the banks that needed only stones that they if they foreclosed anyway and judges who just rubber stamping these applications for foreclosure because their political appointees just you know scientists foreclosure orders and people were thrown out of their homes but he was so you know agreed just in the way he did it and it was so outrageous when this party you know came to light of mocking the people

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dr stephen larson thanks so much for being with us tonight stephen great to talk to you tucker kurtz. with occupy wall street in full swing it's time to begin a new occupation of our nation's court system today we learned that corporations are spending millions and millions of dollars and meddling in judicial elections around the world and around the nation in fact a new report by the brennan center for justice the new york's university school of law and other independent judicial watch dogs finds that just three corporate lobbyist groups you know how chamber of commerce the business council of alabama and the illinois civil justice league have outspent the entire labor movement in judicial elections around the nation these words alone spent over three million dollars last year making sure the corporate friendly justices found their way on the benches everywhere that country. there's long been a debate over what kind of judges best run elected by the people as most state judges are are appointed by the president as most federal judges are for the truth is now the corporations are all

what, stephen? >> i wanted to ask you if you thought that joe biden would be able to find those levers, if he were to become president later on. >> we'll have to talk after this show. i think joe biden has great strengths that don't always become obvious. i think he's a very, very smart political leader who's in second place right now, maybe would be a good guy in first place. i think we're both going in the same direction. the book is called "11/22/63." thank you, stephen king. >>> when we return, let me finish with advice for penn state as it tries to rebuild its reputation. [ male announcer ] in blind taste tests, even ragu users chose prego. prego?! but i've been buying ragu for years. [ thinking ] i wonder what other questionable choices i've made? [ '80s dance music plays ] [ sighs ] [ male announcer ] choose taste. choose prego. but when they come home, they don't want a parade; they want a job. the postal service employs more veterans than any other civilian employer. but congress is debatin

i -- >> stephen: you went out with him! >> yes, i did. >> jon: my favorite part of about that is you also went out with woody allen before that, and for guys like me, you have no idea what it meant for guys like me, woody allen is dating diane keaton? life is possible. you have no idea. and then when you, obviously, went on to warren beatty, we all went, yeah, i saw that coming. then life meat sense again. >> no, no, no,. we'd is a good-looking man. >> jon: please. with all due respect-- believe me, in your relationships, he's the one i relate to. but let's not kid ourselves. up against warren beatty... >> looks-wise, is that what you're talking about. >> jon: pretty much everything-wise. >> he had those cool glasses. remember? >> jon: that's what all the ladies are looking for. "hey, are you nearsighted?" ( laughter ) >> you're horrible. >> jon: can i tell you something, then again, it's on the bookshelves now. you have to get this. it's so well done. >> thank you. >> jon: and it's so nice to see you again. the next movie

[laughter] -- pen and he said argue stephen king? [laughter] he said i saw new-line a and that spurred can i have your autograph? but the thing about being a writer is people look at you. really at some point* you have to give yourselves a handout on friday night because of books. for christ's sake. clap. [applause] the most potent weapon against the assholes of the world. turnoff "dancing with the stars" and read a book. why not? go buy a dollar $26 if you went to a movie that tickets in popcorn then you come home baby sitter and parking. don't get me going. [laughter] but the thing is they know us from somewhere if you knew how many times people have walked up to me to say argues steven spielberg? [laughter] and i always say yes. [laughter] because i want to get along. when i was a kid my mother was say if you were a girl you would always be pregnant [laughter] it is probably true. toward the end of her life i can remember her saying to my brother and i she said you either awfully funny are awfully polite. i want to move on. the be

cut off support for stephen j. one of the biggest mortgage brokers in the industry as a result of a particular car bankruptcy go out of business and now all the employees are on the street this is the same people who were dressed up like almost people that made homeless the year before halloween party and now there's bound character i want sympathy he says oh woe is me tacking me if that's justified or is he just crying big fat alligator tears i mean he's alleged to have run what's called a foreclosure mill you know he was basically serving the banks and getting people out of their homes or to banks claim they owned in some cases the banks didn't even only stones if they foreclosed anyway and judges who just rubber stamping these applications for foreclosure because their political appointees just you know scientists foreclosure orders and people were thrown out of their homes but he was so you know agree just in the way he did it and it was so outrageous when this party you know came to light of mocking the people

cut off support for stephen j. palm one of the biggest mortgage brokers in the industry as a result they are bankruptcy and go out of business and now all the employees are on the street is the same people who pressed up like almost people that made hamas a year before the hollowing party and now there's bound character i want sympathy he says oh woe is me why attacking me is that justified or is he just crime big fat alligator tears i mean he's alleged to have run what's called a foreclosure mill you know he was basically serving the banks and getting people out of their homes that the banks claim they owned in some cases the banks didn't even own the stones but they they foreclosed anyway and judges who just rubber stamping these applications for foreclosure because they're political appointees just you know scientists foreclosure orders and people were thrown out of their homes but he was so you know agree just in the way he did it and it was so outrageous when this party you know came to light of mocking the pe

. >> stephen: yes. i think we can all agree that's probably a bad term. i mean come on, this is the 21st century. if a republican wants to criticize in a way that's acceptable, don't say jew them down. say muslim them down. or gay them up. or mexican them sideways. now folks, i want to be clear here. i am not defending what representative taylor said. but there's no need for the media to pile on him like a bunch of cheer keys on a bottle of fire water which is a phrase i regret using. now i would just like to point out, i would like to point out how quickly taylor

cut off support for stephen j. one of the biggest mortgage brokers in the industry as a result they found the car bankruptcy go out of business and now all the employees are on the street is the same people who were pressed up like almost people that made homeless the year before halloween party and now this baumgartner want sympathy he says oh woe is me why are you attacking me is that justified or is he just crying big fat alligator tears i mean he's alleged to have run what's called the foreclosure mill you know he was basically serving the banks and getting people out of their homes that the banks claim they owned in some cases the banks had me even only stones but they foreclosed anyway and judges who just rubber stamping these applications for foreclosure because their political appointees just you know scientists foreclosure orders and people were thrown out of their homes but he was so you know agree just in the way he did it and it was so outrageous when this party you know came to light of mocking the peo

this is stephen. he came out of nowhere, actually, he's a transfer student from toronto. when the season began, the senior wasn't even a starter on offense. now, his 15 touchdowns rank him as one of the top runningbacks in the area. >> i didn't know how i was going to fit in. if i worked hard and showed what i could do every day, that hopefully things would fall together nicely. >> he wanted to play football. he didn't care where he played. he didn't have to be a star. he wanted to be part of it. after awhile, we said we have to put him somewhere on the field. he's a tough, hard nosed kid. >> reporter: his toughness is a result of playing hockey while growing up in canada. he even has a missing tooth to prove it. his teammates don't tease him about the tooth, just his accent. >> with the maple syrup and the canada, oh, don't ya know because i used to live in wisconsin. i got to know the accent a little bit. i get to tease steve a little bit. at halloween, we said he should dress up as a mountain policeman, the red guys like in rocky and bullwinkle. >> reporter: he's not a

cut off support for stephen j. one of the biggest mortgage brokers in the industry as a result they put out of bankruptcy and got a bit of an all the employees are on the street these are the same people who dressed up like almost people than a hamas the year before how in party and now this bound character want sympathy he says oh woe is me mari attacking me is that justified or is he just crying big fat alligator tears i mean he's alleged to have run what's called the foreclosure mill you know he was basically serving the banks and getting people out of their homes that the banks claim they owned in some cases the banks didn't even own the stones but they they foreclosed anyway and judges who just rubber stamping these applications for foreclosure because their political appointees just you know scientists foreclosure orders and people were thrown out of their homes but he was so you know agree just in the way he did it and it was so outrageous when this party you know came to light of mocking people he was throw

i don't care. >> reporter: in addition to playing for a national championship, stephens has one other goal for this season that he hopes will resonate throughout the walls of stanford stadium. >> my coach if he allows me i'll sing the national anthem at one of the home games, maybe the oregon game or the notre dame game. >> reporter: no way. >> it will be a big stage but we'll see. ♪ where were you, where were you, just a little late ♪ ♪ you found me... ♪ >> tremendous. what a set of pipes. and roberta just mentioned we might as well throw this out there, he can sing the national anthem at a game for the san jose sharks. she can make it happen. >> i can. [ laughter ] >> let's call the husband right now and say, hey, get on this right? >> that would be incredible. >> wouldn't he be good? >> he better not slip and fall on the ice. he has a football game to play. maybe until after they win the national championship. >> that would be fabulous. >> great voice. see you at 10:00 and 11:00. >> caption colorado, llc comments@captioncolorado.com [ male announcer ] imagine there was a wa

. >> stephen: yes. i think we can all agree that's probably a bad term. i mean come on, this is the 21st century. if a republican wants to criticize in a way that's acceptable, don't say jew them down. say muslim them down. or gay them up. or mexican them sideways. now folks, i want to be clear here. i am not defending what representative taylor said. but there's no need for the media to pile on him like a bunch of cheer keys on a bottle of fire water which is a phrase i regret using. now i would just like to point out, i would like to