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. >> ford was actually the target of david letterman's top ten list on the "late show." >> number ten used to describe mayor ford, here we know, number 10, cracknadian. [ laughter ] >> number 9, torontoker. [ laughter ] number 2, chin-fo tainment. and the number one word used to describe toronto mayor rob ford -- large and no longer in charge. >> it almost writes itself, right? >>> oxford university press takes selfie as its word for 2013. selfie is a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically taken with a smartphone or webcam and uploaded to a social media website. now, they don't always have to be taken by yourself. first lady michelle obama with the first dog bo there. you can take one with a loved one like hillary and chelsea clinton did. and sometimes, they're a little ill-advised. just ask geraldo rivera. >>> coming up on "cbs this morning," we'll talk stocks with warren buffett. i'm anne-marie green. this is the "cbs morning news." [ male announcer ] step one, prepare for triumph. step two, baconated cheese for awesome. step three, get ready to wow. step four... mmmmm.

today, it's home to the david letterman show. 50 years ago, a revolution took place here. ( girls screaming ) >> grossman: i lived a block away and so i walked over here with no anticipation, no understanding of what i would find. there's an english word-- "gobsmacked." i was gobsmacked. >> ♪ ah, ah, ah shake it up baby, now ♪ shake it up, baby ♪ twist and shout ♪ twist and shout... >> safer: when ed sullivan introduced the beatles to america, 73 million viewers were watching. henry grossman was there, shooting for "time" magazine. >> grossman: i guess i shot a first couple of pictures of the guys on stage and what they were doing. we talked onstage at the very spot the music was made. and then, when i looked around and i could see the hysteria on some of these girls, tears streaming down their faces. "wow, look at that. look at that. look at that. >> ♪ she wouldn't dance with another ♪ ooh ♪ since i saw her standing there... >> safer: it's fascinating that these kids probably couldn't hear the band for their own voices, right? >> grossman: i don't think it mattered. ( girls s

today in new york for instance this is home to the david letterman show. 50 years ago a revelation took place here when ed all van introduced the beatles to america, 73 million viewers were there. henry grossman was there shooting for "time" magazine. we talked on stage in the very spot the music was made. >> and i looked around and could see the hysteria on some of the girls. tears streaming down they're faces. wow, look that. look at that. >> it's faiz nating that they could not hear the band through their own voices. >> i don't think it mattered. >> that's what my mom said about going to a beatles concert. we couldn't hear the music. >> and it didn't matter. >> it didn't matter. >> it's morley's birthday. we should say happy birthday to morley safer. did you bring a gift for morley safer, ben smith? >> i was uninformed. >> how about ten great things we love about morley safer? >> that will be huge. >> there grouchlt you're welcome for the idea. >> you can see morley's report sunday night on "60 minutes" here on cbs. >>> ben smith is here. if you go odd buzzfeed you think about cute a

. >> that was almost as good as when he went on letterman and ate a doughnut. they kept making fun that all he did was eat. >> he's getting a lot of attention, a talk about a presidential run. a lot of people said his acceptance speech was almost like a presidential announcement speech. >> this is a "time" cover magazine. it says "the elephant in the room." as soon as it was out, it lit up. they said is this a cheap shot. should they have done it? >> there's a lot of talk on social media. >> coming up the latest on 1,400 paintings and other works stolen by the nazis in world war ii found in an apartment in germany. >> we'll be right back. this is "cbs this morning saturday." i want you to know stuff i don't. i want you to be kind. i want you to be smart. super smart. i want one thing in a doctor. i want you to be handsome. i want you to be awesome. i don't want you to look at the chart before you say hi...david. i want you to return my emails. i want you to keep me doing this for another sixty years. at kaiser permanente we want you to choose the doctor that's

i know he's made fun of routinely, you know by david letterman. >> but it's not true that he wants to buy a studio so he can go back into acting. >> i don't know. that would be a whole new leading man for me. it would take five of them next time. >>> a daredevil jumped out of a helicopter over 10,000 feet on 30s. he soared past the catholic shrine in a wing suit reached speeds of 100 miles an hour. >> a crowd gathered to watch and he made a smooth landing. is there a lot of competition for that? >> you do it every weekend, don't you? >> yeah but after the show. >> welcome to "cbs this morning saturday." i'm anthony mason. >> and i'm vinita nair. >>> a weary law enforcement officer in missouri believes it's worth a try. jeff glor has the story. >> reporter: for nearly 20 years missouri has been in the middle of the country's mekts amphetamine epidemic and so has sergeant jason grohn. the commander of the unit. >> i'm tired of this. my people are tired of doing this. it eats police budgets. >> he believes a new pill called zephrex-d could be the answer. >> reporter: if this product beco