. >> greg: somebody else. not important. >> andrea: we're dating ourselves. >> greg: i date myself often. >> andrea: i'm going to date myself, too. i went for nonobvious picks that were influential in my childhood. like first randy macho man savage. wwf at the time wrestler. he passed away at the age of 58, of a heart attack. shocker. i know. i know. >> eric: did you know him personally? >> andrea: no. but it meant a lot. when i was at wrestle mania, came in to -- he fought andre the giant. i was a huge wrestling fan when i was little. i was a huge wrestling fan. a lot of people don't know that about me. i love joe frasier. jamie lane from warren. i like "80s -- '80s hair band. remember "cherry pie." i used to dance to that song at some point. he was 47. >> bob: i didn't know a single person then you were talking about. >> greg: is there anybody you won't miss? >> andrea: anwar al-awlaki. >> greg: nice. >> andrea: thank you. >> greg: bin laden, of course. >> bob: leave it at that. don't speak badly of the dead

>> greg: of course. this is why we're doing this. >> dana: this is why we started this in the first place. that is henry. tomorrow on our christmas special that you will see -- wow! they're using both of them. look at that! that is a special secret santa gift that i got you will see on our christmas special that is running christmas eve and christmas. did you send in one? >> eric: i did. freedom. show the dog freedom. >> andrea: i can't believe you name your dog freedom. >> eric: he is a good boy! there is a christmas tree in the background. >> dana: you have one, right? >> andrea: i have a nephew, rudolph bull ve deer. it's named after rudy giuliani and the vodka. >> juan: i'm an empty nester. but my daughter, the one with the grandson has a dog and the dog's name is bacon. >> dana: i can't believe you name your dog bacon. >> juan: it's a great name. for a long time we had a st. bernard who was conan, like the barbarian. bacon is a huge guy. he makes my grandson look tiny. they get along. >> greg: i had

greg? >> greg: who did they poll? you? did they go to the view? >> kimberly: joy behar. >> greg: i will take a page from obama noltebook and say i'm the most admired woman in america. no. i transcend gender. [ laughter ] [ over talk ] >> bob: you would be a democrat. gay, lesbian and transgender. >> greg: he said he supports the greatest president. i am the fourth best person here on "the five." >> kimberly: that is char charming. >> bob: no, no, no. >> kimberly: now the numbers are getting weird. we need a life force. >> bob: let me say this about hillary clinton. she has had the longest run of most admired woman, 16 years. she has done remarkable job as secretary of state. whether you like the foreign policy of barack obama, i have never seen anybody travel more places, do more things, get more accomplished and have the respect of world leaders. >> kimberly: how hard-working. no lazy in her. >> greg: she doesn't want to go home! kilnow you've done it. >> greg: he doesn't want to go home. >> bob: that answers everybody's question. >> andrea: is t

that would be greg gutfeld. >> greg: yeah. >> bob: what did he say to you? >> greg: it's awkward. we had dinner a couple nights ago and i left my shortie robe at the penthouse. we go hot tubbing. no, he calls and i'm a big fan of the show. he said keep up the good work and everything. nothing too political came up. >> dana: when he first called did you think it was a prank cal? >> greg: i did. i got nauseous. >> dana: think he'd be mad. >> greg: for a joke i made last night. >> eric: the phone just rang and you picked it up? >> greg: it was somebody from the trump organization. >> eric: you have no idea how heart-broken i am right now. [ laughter ] >> kimberly: that is sad. >> bob: three weeks ago i offered to comoderate with don. don, if you had taken me up to the offer, you probably would haven't lost the debate. >> greg: i don't think it's trump's fault. i'm not saying this. i wrote out my note before he called. >> kimberly: oh! >> eric: okay. >> greg: no, no, no. i want to make a very important point here. you know when you have a dream, where somebody does something mean to y

. >> greg: somebody else. not important. >> andrea: we're dating ourselves. >> greg: i date myself often. >> andrea: i'm going to date myself, too. i went for nonobvious picks that were influential in my childhood. like first randy macho man savage. wwf at the time wrestler. he passed away at the age of 58,f a heart attack. shocker. i know. i know. >> eric: did you know him personally? >> andrea: no. but it meant a lot. when i was at wrestle mania, came in to -- he fought andre the giant. i was a huge wrestling fan when i was little. i was a huge wrestling fan. a lot of people don't know that about me. i love joe frasier. jamie lane from warren. i like "80s -- '80s hair band. remember "cherry pie." i used to dance to that song at some point. he was 47. >> bob: i didn't know a single person then you were talking about. >> greg: is there anybody you won't miss? >> andrea: anwar al-awlaki. >> greg: nice. >> andrea: thank you. >> greg: bin laden, of course. >> bob: leave it at that. don't speak badly of the dead.

he said i love greg. greg is fantastic. it didn't think i needed to call him. he said you know you're my favorite? i said can i say that? >> dana: now i am demanding a phone call from donald trump to say i am his favorite. >> eric: what about dana? he said i'm disappointed in dana. i'm surprised she is not more pro-trump. okay. i'll give you that. >> greg: you have to go to lunch with him. >> eric: so then he went to beckel and said my buddy beckel, he was tough. but he is softening. he is becoming a softy. he called you a softy, bob. >> bob: ooh. >> dana: we'll leave it on that note. >> bob: it was me on the show yesterday that asked trump to call you and you'd be upset hecht called you. >> eric: he said i love andrea and kimberly as well. >> andrea: for the record, he already called me. >> dana: we should do a conference call. >> greg: who has time to call people? >> dana: he is no longer doing the debate. >> greg: i call my mom twice a week. >> dana: tomorrow night, 9:00 p.m., don't miss the debate on fox news. "new york times" columnist bill keller is playi

greg has analysis next. ♪ ♪ p@?ñm Ñoy÷h>óñc>ó ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." brave anticommunist hvel died last weekend. a great man, true hero, but he is not funny. you know who is? kim jong il. he croaked, too. so we're going to talk about him, because he had creepy hair, funny glasses and bizarreo lifestyle. he died at 69, a funny age. here is the issue with the jokes. this is all funny on the outside but not on the in. it's like the crazy lady who lived on your block. as a kid, you and your friends made fun of her all the time and her cats, too. you doorbell dished her. there was always a moment when you glimpse inside the house and there was nothing funny about it. that would occur with north korea, too. a picture would get out and you would cry inside. the north koreans were the cat in the cat lady house. it reminds me of the balloon boy. watching the silver orb sail against the sky was fun. then you realize someone might be in there and the stomach turned to hot gravel. that is north korea. sadly, unlike the balloon, there are people inside. suffering w

what is wrong with them, greg? >> greg: i love fried chicken. my diet doesn't allow me to eat. it >> kimberly: you're starving over there. >> greg: if it was african-american chef it would be authentic southern cuisine and the "new york times" would be more dignified than they were toward white southerners. it's easy to spoke fun at white southerners. even white southerners do it. >> eric: you did that well. >> greg: thank you. >> eric: that comment. >> kimberly: you did do a nice job. greg am i missing something here? >> eric: wow! >> kimberly: andrea? >> andrea: it's a total class issue. i think the "new york times" looks down on anybody they view could be, you know, back water governor let's say or somebody who just isn't eating arugula and sitting at the green office of the "new york times." they're snobs. >> greg: you will find southern restaurants in new york and it will be a hit. >> honey, i had fried chicken over holidays. love fried

what is wrong with them, greg? >> greg: i love fried chicken. my diet doesn't allow me to eat. it >> kimberly: you're starving over there. >> greg: if it was african-american chef it would be authentic southern cuisine and the "new york times" would be more dignified than they were toward white southerners. it's easy to spoke fun at white southerners. even white southerners do it. >> eric: you did that well. >> greg: thank you. >> eric: that comment. >> kimberly: you did do a nice job. greg am i missing something here? >> eric: wow! >> kimberly: andrea? >> andrea: it's a total class issue. i think the "new york times" looks down on anybody they view could be, you know, back water governor let's say or somebody who just isn't eating arugula and sitting at the green office of the "new york times." they're snobs. >> greg: you will find southern restaurants in new york and it will be a hit. >> honey, i had fried chicken over holidays. love fried chicken. >> kimberly: that is it for "the five"

what is wrong with them, greg? >> greg: i love fried chicken. my diet doesn't allow me to eat. it >> kimberly: you're starving over there. >> greg: if it was african-american chef it would be authentic southern cuisine and the "new york times" would be more dignified than they were toward white southerners. it's easy to spoke fun at white southerners. even white southerners do it. >> eric: you did that well. >> greg: thank you. >> eric: that comment. >> kimberly: you did do a nice job. greg am i missing something here? >> eric: wow! >> kimberly: andrea? >> andrea: it's a total class issue. i think the "new york times" looks down on anybody they view could be, you know, back water governor let's say or somebody who just isn't eating arugula and sitting at the green office of the "new york times." they're snobs. >> greg: you will find southern restaurants in new york and it will be a hit. >> honey, i had fried chicken over holid

greg, you loved it. >> greg: i had a great time! as you can see me in one of these, i don't know are you going to show the pictures? >> dana: yep. i don't remember anything, actually. i will say this, you look 45% less attractive in pictures than you really think you are. do i look that sweaty disgusting? i had fun. you know what i did? there were two other parties going on, office parties so i went in the one next door as seth goldstein, the executive vice president. i fired three people. >> bob: i will tell you something. the thing about that party last night that struck me is before it got a little rowdy is you know, nobody gave this show a shot of making it. very few people had, you know, the wisdom and the forethought to see it go. everybody talked about that last night. how it's a family and how it's worked. i must say some of the nicest toasts i heard last night and heart-felt and is it about family. a good show. we thank you, all, for watching as many of you do. a lot of you do. i think it was really great. also having not d

. >> greg: it's wrong. 'canes when i was five years old my christmas list to santa, i wanted easy bake oven, pony and just like greg a unicorn poster to have it up on my wall. get a load of this. tom cruise's daughter has $130,000 christmas list. now, at first i was like my gosh, that is ridiculous. i thought is this in context? >> kimberly: it's weird. it looks just like my list. pony, diamond earrings, gown and toys. perfect. but mine is not $130,000. yeah, bob -- >> bob: why do you assume i'm going to -- >> greg: because you go there. >> kimberly: it's extravagant. >> bob: see how my ex-wife feels about $13,000 at christmas time. i paid most of it. sorry, if you're watching. >> dana: think you're part of the 1%? >> bob: no, it was a credit card bill. this is the kind of thing, i think tom cruise has nod had the best publicity. if he wanted to do one thing, didn't want out there, it would be this, right? >> dana: in a way it's in context. i would never bet a certain amount of money that somebody like matt

>> greg: the thing -- >> andrea: which is right. >> greg: to think of him as leader and nonconformist in last 40 years is a joke. he reflects the purest cliche of academia culture. >> andrea: he is in trouble. >> eric: we have to get to this. very important. rush limbaugh points out that everyone, all of them, the established republicans want conservative vote. they just don't want to be seen around town with them. makes a good point. >> bob: here is the problem you've got. you say tack right. tough to tack right when you are not right. >> eric: no, it's not. >> bob: it is! >> eric: newt tried it with immigration. >> bob: as far right as this republican party is today. the chance you get back to the middle are impossible. >> dana: look h hard is it for obama to tack to the center. he can't do it -- >> andrea: he doesn't want to do it. >> bob: at this stage of the game, obama is ahead of some of the guys is amazing. >> andrea: rush brings that up, too. i want your thoughts on that. rush has thoughts about the republican field and the chances of beating president obama. take a listen. >

greg has analysis next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." brave anticommunist hvel died last weekend. a great man, true hero, but he is not funny. you know who is? kim jong il. he croaked, too. so we're going to talk about him, because he had creepy hair, funny glasses and bizarreo lifestyle. he died at 69, a funny age. here is the issue with the jokes. this is all funny on the outside but not on the in. it's like the crazy lady who lived on your block. as a kid, you and your friends made fun of her all the time and her cats, too. you doorbell dished her. there was always a moment when you glimpse inside the house and there was nothing funny about it. that would occur with north korea, too. a picture would get out and you would cry inside. the north koreans were the cat in the cat lady house. it reminds me of the balloon boy. watching the silver orb sail against the sky was fun. then you realize someone might be in there and the stomach turned to hot gravel. that is north korea. sadly, unlike the balloon, there are people inside. suffering w

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you -- ♪ ♪ >> greg: hello, i'm the hobbitt-size host, greg gutfeld, andrea tantaros, suspenbobbeckel, eric bolling aa perino. it's 5:00 p.m. in new york. 2:00 p.m. in needles, callous. and this is "the five." the show is packed tighter than japanese subway. let's tack the truth. this show starts as soon as i stop thinking about unicorns. okay. done. ♪ ♪ >> greg: so i wanted last night's debate to get ugly. how ugly? really ugly. we're talking joy behar after an all-night bender ugly. no such luck. still, it served as cliff note for the campaign. mitt played it safe even his training wheels wore a helmet. smoother than a shorty robe made of gravy. ron paul proves again for everything sensible thing he says he ads something kookie. like opening steak topped with necco wafers. ron, it's 2011. you can't be an isolationist in crowded phone bull, especially if it's crowded with nuts holding handguns. then newt defend his profits claiming he was a private citizen back then. that is like a cop saying yeah, i punched you, but i was off-duty. who won? america. that is the last debate. but l

greg is always funny. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." monday morning fox and friends had a professor to condemn rudolph the red nose reindeer. if you are unfamiliar with fox and friend it's a group of friends that help a fox sort out history. they pointed out throw the holiday staple rudolph is bullied. like here. >> look at the beak. >> hey, the nose. >> snout. >> stop calling me names. >> rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. >> greg: the professor is right, that was bad. no one should bully a reindeer, especially one so uniquely red-nosed. it eag by tri or reindeerist if you will. but the pursuing the opinion ignoring the facts, rudolph prefails. at this point that makes eric happy i must tie this to president obama. we know what smacks you around makes you stronger, which explains the rise of newt. this year's rudolph with more red-noses than a pub on st. patrick's day? showing you that protecting people from criticism only hurts them. how as the liberal loving media helped president obama? not well. he has made more missteps than a tap da

>> greg: i don't know. if they do it cheaply and order a pizza. >> bob: are we having a holiday party here? >> andrea: are you buying? you are the 1%. >> andrea: we are having one. okay. are you excited about this? we tell you about it tomorrow. are we supposed to get out of here or what? >> andrea: we have more time, if you'd like to -- >> bob: sorry. the c.i.a. for years was at odds with every white house i know. >> dana: not the bush administration. bush 41 had a good relationship. >> bob: you made me read bush's book. he said -- >> eric: no. >> bob: it was a good book. >> andrea: we'll talk about the holiday menu. up next, greg gets down and dirty about the garbage galore at occupy l.a. next. ♪ ♪ ♪ it's easy to see what subaru owners care about. that's why we created the share the love event. get a great deal on a new subaru and $250 gs to your choice of 5 charities. with your help, we can reach $20 million dollars by the end of this, our fourth year. >>> i'm bret baier in washington. the big stor

. >> greg: of course. if it was a republican, the aclu would have stopped it. >> eric: this was a bipartisan effort. >> dana: franken's original idea. >> kimberly: some of them are paperweight. new mexico chili. new hampshire coffee cup. recycled pair of socks. disgusting. gift certificate to a discount store. how about a gift certificate to the dollar store? >> bob: department store of muskogee. one thing we don't burn our bras in muskogee and we fire glory proudly at the courthouse. making fun of our producer. have you heard that song? i want to be okie from muskogee? >> dana: home state products can be good. when i worked on chail in the day when -- capitol hill when speaker gingrich was the speaker. if we finished it we could have beers at 6:00 on friday. coors company supplied the delegation for the product. we felt bad for iowa people. who do they have in potato chips? >> kimberly: i love poe stay toes. >> eric: or mormons? >> bob: new jersey you give dirty water. >> kimberly: you and jersey. >> bob:

>> greg: the thing -- >> andrea: which is right. >> greg: to think of him as leader and nonconformist in last 40 years is a joke. he reflects the purest cliche of academia culture. >> andrea: he is in trouble. >> eric: we have to get to this. very important. rush limbaugh points out that everyone, all of them, the established republicans want conservative vote. they just don't want to be seen around town with them. makes a good point. >> bob: here is the problem you've got. you say tack right. tough to tack right when you are not right. >> eric: no, it's not. >> bob: it is! >> eric: newt tried it with immigration. >> bob: as far right as this republican party is today. the chance you get back to the middle are impossible. >> dana: look how hard is it for obama to tack to the center. he can't do it -- >> andrea: he doesn't want to do it. >> bob: at this stage of the game, obama is ahead of some of the guys is amazing. >> andrea: rush brings that up, too. i want your thoughts on that. rush has thoughts about the republican field and the chances of beating president obama. take a listen.

>> greg: i don't know. if they do it cheaply and order a pizza. >> bob: are we having a holiday party here? >> andrea: are you buying? you are the 1%. >> andrea: we are having one. okay. are you excited about this? we tell you about it tomorrow. are we supposed to get out of here or what? >> andrea: we have more time, if you'd like to -- >> bob: sorry. the c.i.a. for years was at odds with every white house i know. >> dana: not the bush administration. bush 41 had a good relationship. >> bob: you made me read bush's book. he said -- >> eric: no. >> bob: it was a good book. >> andrea: we'll talk about the holiday menu. up next, greg gets down and dirty about the garbage galore at occupy l.a. next. ♪ ♪ let me tell you about a very important phone call i made. when i got my medicare card, i realized i needed an aarp... medicare supplement insurance card, too. medicare is one of the great things about turning 65, but it doesn't cover everything. in fact, it only pays up to 80% of your part b expenses. if yo

. >> are you -- ♪ ♪ >> greg: hello, i'm the hobbitt-size host, greg gutfeld, andrea tantaros, suspenbobbeckel, eric bolling aa perino. it's 5:00 p.m. in new york. 2:00 p.m. in needles, callous. and this is "the five." the show is packed tighter than japanese subway. let's tack the truth. this show starts as soon as i stop thinking about unicorns. okay. done. ♪ ♪ >> greg: so i wanted last night's debate to get ugly. how ugly? really ugly. we're talking joy behar after an all-night bender ugly. no such luck. still, it served as cliff note for the campaign. mitt played it safe even his training wheels wore a helmet. smoother than a shorty robe made of gravy. ron paul proves again for everything sensible thing he says he ads something kookie. like opening steak topped with necco wafers. ron, it's 2011. you can't be an isolationist in crowded phone bull, especially if it's crowded with nuts holding handguns. then newt defend his profits claiming he was a private citizen back then. that is like a cop saying yeah, i punched you, but i was off-duty. who won? america. that is the last debate. but

he is. >> greg: giants on a plane. you often say that alec baldwin would make a great mayor of new york. how can you have somebody throwing tantrum on public tranortation being mayor? that's the last thing we need in mayor. >> bob: you are lying. i never said that. he need somebody to defend him. every plane i'm on they use it down the taxiways and nobody says anything about it. i think he has some point there. but the way he reacted to it is obnoxious. that is what his reputation is. bathrooms are supposed to be used to go to bathroom and snort drugs. >> kimberly: mile high club. >> bob: have you been there? >> kimberly: no! >> greg: let's not go in that direction. i don't want to be talked to someone after the show. how many time times that times c baldwin hit on you? >> kimberly: he would find me offensive. catholic school -- i mean why are they taking on the catholic school teacher. >> dana: he is probably the guy that treats his staff bad. like someone is mean like the producer or somebody. >> bob: i think we need

he is. >> greg: giants on a plane. you often say that alec baldwin would make a great mayor of new york. how can you have somebody throwing tantrum on public transportation being mayor? that's the last thing we need in mayor. >> bob: you are lying. i never said that. he need somebody to defend him. every plane i'm on they use it down the taxiways and nobody says anything about it. i think he has some point there. but the way he reacted to it is obnoxious. that is what his reputation is. bathrooms are supposed to be used to go to bathroom and snort drugs. >> kimberly: mile high club. >> bob: have you been there? >> kimberly: no! >> greg: let's not go in that direction. i don't want to be talked to someone after the show. how many time times that times c baldwin hit on you? >> kimberly: he would find me offensive. catholic school -- i mean why are they taking on the catholic school teacher. >> dana: he is probably the guy that treats his staff bad. like someone is mean like the producer or somebody. >> bob: i think we ne

payroll tax cut, greg. one thing he said is the joint speech to congress in december, every part of my jobs bill will be paid for. now the white house is signaling it might not be paid for. the democrats think the republicans have them in a bind. >> greg: this is a political maneuver, part of the class war fair thing. but they aren't fighting the payroll tax. a ruse. not much of a debate. the idea of him appealing to the borking class, he put off the xl pipeline and put the environmentalists before the working class. >> kimberly: he is a job killer. >> bob: before i let you get away with it. >> greg: i can keep going. the other thing is he called them gun clingers. he has a problem with individuals who protect themselves but not a problem with the mob. >> eric: you had to get on occupy wall street. >> bob: listen, this is a simple statement. the republicans are going to hold out for george bush tax cut. >> eric: what world are we in where it's hand paid for -- [ overtalk ] >> bob: want to make sure the mill