you forgot aunt polly. - oh, the hell with them! - polly, want a cracker? (audience laughing & applauding) - cut everybody out of my will. (audience laughing) - that's a lovely sentiment. aunt polly, would you care for some champagne? (audience laughing) well one thing, aunt polly's a cheap drunk. (audience laughing) - smile, mrs. naugatuck, it's new year's eve. nce laughing) - i must say, you know how to cheer a person up all right. (audience laughing & applauding) - maude findlay. - [maude] what did i tell you? didn't i say it would be fun-filled? look at all the guests. - yes, it's fun-filled, but you haven't said a single word to me since you came downstairs, and after all the trouble i went to with my costume. - oh, viv, honey, i'm sorry. now let me look at you. oh my, don't you look precious! i'm celebrating the happiest year of my life, when i was only five years old and my daddy loved me the most. he used to buy me dollies, and great big lollipops, and he took me to the park and he pushed me on the swings, and he would teeter totter with me. (audien