all right, keri and billy dee, come to the podium. we're ready to play. >> you got this. >> jimmy: all right, this is for everything. >> for everything! billy -- >> jimmy: which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? keri? >> chewbacca. >> jimmy: keri says chewbacca. is chewbacca on the board? he is. billy dee, you can beat it. who would make the worst roommate? billy dee has not seen any of the films. >> be careful what you say. >> jimmy: he says han. is it han? no, it is not. the walkerskys get to play. we are going to start with kelly. which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? >> i'm going to go with jabba the hutt. >> jimmy: that is on the board. chewbacca -- >> sorry, chewy. sorry. >> jimmy: which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? >> [ chewbacca sounds ]. >> jimmy: oh. is it on the board? [ buzzer ] oh, so sorry. no. that is not correct. oscar. you got one strike left. which "star wars" character would make the worst roommate? >> i'll go kylo ren. >> jimmy: kylo ren. john? >> i'm

good news for billy bush. this is now the number one most embarrassing thing involving a candidate and a bus. [ laughter ] the no malarkey tour was the idea of biden's social media manager. here he is. his name's peepaw. [ laughter ] joe's taking this seriously. joe's slowing sxn his new ad, i don't know that they're helping. >> joe biden. a fellow you can trust. a fellow who knows the value of a buffalo nickel. joe biden won't deliver a bushel of balderdash and ballyhoo. so if you're tired of all the horse apples and gummy huff coming out of washington, crank up the motor car and 23 skedoo to the polls to make your mark for a daddy-o with moxie. joe susquehanna biden. >> i'm joe biden and i'm confused. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know how that happens. i really don't. but as a service to the biden campaign we did an informal poll of our own today. we went out on the street and we asked some young people if any of them know what the word malarkey means. >> what is malarkey? >> malarkey? u uh. ma qulark? i h

good news for billy bush. this is now the number one most embarrassing thing involving a candidate and a bus. [ laughter ] the no malarkey tour was the idea of biden's social media manager. here he is. his name's peepaw. [ laughter ] joe's taking this seriously. joe's slogan and his new ad, i don't know that they're helping. >> joe biden. a fellow you can trust. a fellow who knows the value of a buffalo nickel. joe biden won't deliver a bushel of balderdash and ballyhoo. so if you're tired of all the horse apples and gummy huff coming out of washington, crank up the motor car and 23 skidoo to the polls to make your mark for a daddy-o with moxie. joe susquehanna biden. >> i'm joe biden and i'm confused. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know how that happens. i really don't. but as a service to the biden campaign we did an informal poll of our own today. we went out on the street and we asked some young people if any of them know what the word malarkey means. >> what is malarkey? >> malarkey? uh. malarkey? i have

i think billie eilish did a good job by performing "bad guy." i love that song. >> you wouldn't lie. >> i wouldn't lie. i'm like abraham lincoln. i don't tell a lie, i never tell a lie, ever, ever. i'm 100 all day, every day, every night, till the day i die. >> jimmy: and probably well after that, too. all right, one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] >> you have [ bleep ] hard and you [ bleep ] is impressive, and i just want to [ bleep ] you all. >> thank you all for being here today. i'm really looking forward to [ bleep ]ing as many of you as time permits before i got to get back on the bus. >> america, are you sick and tired yet of this impeachment [ bleep ]. >> officers are launching a heat is on campaign, plus, spreading holiday cheer through some big [ bleep ]. >> i'm gayle king. anthony mason who apparently [ bleep ]s puppets. >> it's a [ bleep ]ing frenzy. >>

i think billie eilish did a good job by performing "bad guys." i love that song. >> you wouldn't lie. >> i wouldn't lie. i'm like abraham lincoln. i never tell a lie. i'm 100 all day, every day, all night, till the day i die. >> jimmy: and probably well after that, too. all right, one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> you have [ bleep ] hard and you [ bleep ] is impressive, and i just want to [ bleep ] you all. >> thank you all for being here today. i'm really looking forward to [ bleep ]ing as many of you as time permits before i got to get back on the bus. >> america, are you sick and tired yet of this impeachment [ bleep ]. >> officers are launching a heat is on campaign, plus, spreading holiday cheer through some big [ bleep ]. >> i'm gayle king. he [ bleep ]s puppets. >> it's a [ bleep ]ing frenzy. >> i also want to bring a friend of mine up. he's a tremendous success in so many othe

. >> i saw your monologue around billy, your son billy. >> jimmy: right. >> the whole country got set on fire about what are we going to do about children, the children's hospitals, resources. you see you're changing it this way, not this way, but this way. and we all have, and that's at anti-doets to all the chaos and craziness we see in washington. >> we're going to be fine when people get their confidence back. >> jimmy: well, i hope you can help us get the confidence back. >> i will. [ applause ] >> jimmy: john kasich! "it's up to us: 10 little ways we can bring about big change" is available now. and we'll return with music from white reaper. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing. mike bloomberg's created on tover 400,000 jobs.ue leader. as president, an opportunity economy that works for us. tax fairness -- where the wealthy pay their fair share. education .. affordable college and high skill vocational training so people can succeed in the new economy. economic security .. lower cost

>> jimmy: you could get her a billy and a happy and all your, a sandy, all your different movies, you know? >> that's a good idea. >> jimmy: holiday collection. one night of hanukkah. each night is a different character that you played. >> that's good, yeah. thank you. >> jimmy: also, when we're talking about these actors who are not actors. >> yeah. >> jimmy: one of them is kevin garnet, the basketball player. >> yes. >> jimmy: who you never know what you're going to get when a basketball player is in a movie or any athlete, you know? >> unbelievably cool, great guy. super intense. every actor in the movie was going, are you kidding me? kevin garnet's better than me at acting? he was so smooth and cool, every scene he was in. >> jimmy: he was very good in it, yeah. so anyway, we asked if you could maybe bring kevin garnet, and you brought kevin garnet. let's take a break. when we come back we'll see clip from "uncut gems" and we'll visit with adam and kevin garnet. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by kelley blue book, the trusted resource when it comes to

he is nominated for producer of the year for his work with his sister, billy eilish. this is his ep. it's called "blood harmony." finneas from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see finneas live tomorrow night at space 15 twenty here in l.a. he is very good. super talented kid. tomorrow night, aquafina. and one more thing i want to mention. i wrote and illustrated a children's book. today i learned it is number one on the "new york times" bestseller list. it's called "the serious goose." all the money i make goes to children's hospital here in l.a. and children's hospitals around the country. you can buy it anywhere they sell books. and if you would like an autographed copy, go to theseriousgoose.com to get one signed by me. in pen! i sign everything in pen. that's right. >> jimmy: yesterday, at the chinese theatre across the street, our first guest put his hands and feet in wet cement, because we want him with us forever. his newest blockbuster-to-be is "jumanji: the next level." it opens friday. please say hello to the invincible kevin hart. ♪ [cheers and applause]

and later this week, garth brooks, billie eilish, mike birbiglia, taylor kitsch, and jessie reyez. please join us for all of that. simply put, our first guest is one of the great artists in american history. he has given us "goodfellas," "taxi driver," "mean streets," "raging bull." i think he may have directed a couple of the "smurfs" movies. [ laughter ] his latest is also one of his best. it's called "the irishman." it's in select theaters now and premieres on netflix november 27th. please welcome, martin scorsese. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: great to have you here. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] you see what happens when you make great movies? people love it. and they love you. >> wow. >> jimmy: and happy birthday to you as well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yesterday was your birthday. 77? >> 77, yeah. double 7. >> jimmy: what do you do on a 77th birthday? ihop? >> no, no. they got me and went to the getty museum. i was hanging out with the etruscans and the gr

he is nominated for producer of the year for his work with his sister, billy eilish. this is his ep. it's called "blood harmony." finneas from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see finneas live tomorrow night at space 15 twenty here in l.a. he is very good. super talented kid. tomorrow night, akwafina. and one more thing i want to mention. i wrote and illustrated a children's book. it's called "the serious goose". today i learned it is number one on the "new york times" bestseller list. all the money i make goes to children's hospital here in l.a. and children's hospitals around the country. you can buy it anywhere they sell books. and if you would like an autographed copy, go to theseriousgoose.com to get one signed by me. in pen! i sign everything in pen. that's right. >> jimmy: yesterday, at the chinese theatre across the street, our first guest put his hands and feet in wet cement, because we want him with us forever. his newest blockbuster-to-be is "jumanji: the next level." it opens friday. please say hello to the invincible kevin hart. ♪ [cheers and applause]