>> noah: no. >> stahl: what is trevor like with his girlfriends? >> noah: it's a trick. you don't have to answer that question. >> stahl: trevor introduced us to comedy producer ryan harduth and comedian david kibuuka, now a supervising producer on "the daily show." they're among his oldest friends from south africa. >> noah: no. you don't have to answer any questions about personal-- >> david kibuuka: really? >> noah: --relationships. >> stahl: who told you that? >> noah: okay, what is mitch mcconnell like with his girlfriends? do you know the answer to that question? >> kibuuka: i don't know. >> noah: exactly. >> kibuuka: because he didn't answer it. >> noah: because they don't even ask him. >> kibuuka: and also because people don't want to know. this is what i'll say about trevor with his girlfriends, is that-- >> noah: so you're just fully going ahead with this? >> kibuuka: yeah. yes. >> stahl: of course he is. >> noah: wow. okay. >> stahl: of course he is. >> kibuuka: --is that he is very, very-- like, a great boyfriend. ( laughs ) >> stahl: so what are the qualitie

tonight: this is "the daily show with trevor noah." >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with omicron: it's the reason santa ain't coming in your house this year. you can find your gifts in the front yard. today, dr. fauci announced that three doses of the current vaccines offer good enough protection against omicron; that, as of now, we don't need any new omicron-specific vaccines. and that,s my friends, is great news. it's like finding out your old charger works with your new phone. and that's great news for everybody. that means your old conspiracy theories work for omicron, too. you don't have to think of new conspiracy theories. that shit is hard. "this new omicron vaccine is gonna...uh...make your blood gay? ah, man, i'm out of ideas." but just because we don't need new vaccines, that doesn't mean omicron isn't turning into a big problem. the c.d.c. says it could soon lead to a major covid wave in america, and it looks like when it comes to america's sports l

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: hey, what's going on? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump straight into today's headlines. there's a lot going on in the world today the big international news is that president biden held a video meeting with vladimir putin to warn him not to invade ukraine. yeah. and a video chat is a tough way for both these guys to do diproposaly especially because even when he's in person biden talks like he's got a bad connection. come on, man, you gotta -- the thing we're trying to do on the boarder -- come on, man -- joe, you are cutting out. i can't hear. reboot. i reboot for you. i have access to white house servers, not kamala, she doesn't use bluetooth. not like everyone else. now cars, they're on fire for a new feature that allows drivers to play video games like solitaire on the dashboard screen while driving, yeah, which, guys, come on, how are we supposed to drive and play video games and text and eat breakfast and do our makeup and flip off other drivers for not paying attention to the

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i'm trevor noah. let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with omicron, the worst transformer ever. the first case was discovered here in the united states. >> we do begin this hour with breaking news on the pandemic. the second confirmed case of the omicron variant in the united states has just been confirmed, this one in minnesota. we don't know much about the patient yet except that they had only traveled domestically. >> health officials say that the man developed mild symptoms on november 22 after going to an anime convention in new york city. 53,000 people attended that event between november 19th and the 21st. >> well, now the city wants those attendees to get a covid test immediately, wear face masks, and practice social distancing, until they get their test results back. >> trevor: that's right, one of the first u.s. cases of the new covid variant may be an adult man who attended an anime convention. i mean, which is good. at least we know that it's not transmitted via eye contact. no, i'm kidding, i love anime. h

this is "the daily show with trevor noah." >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with the only story everybody has been talking about for two years now: the coronavirus pandemic. yeah, this thing is starting to feel a lot like a marvel movie. it's exciting, but it's kind of dragging on for a really long time. the omicron wave we've been waiting for has now hit the u.s. for real. hospitals are starting to fill up again. big companies that were planning to bring workers back to the office in january have postponed until may 2097. and concerts and shows are shutting down. a lot of people are saying it feels like march 2020 all over again. but, people, please have some optimism. things are much better now than they were back then. woon, we have vaccines. two, we have treatments. and three, no one thinks zoom happy hours are a good idea. are a good idea. but while we are being reminded just how serious this pandemic is, there are still some people who are taking it

welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. joining me for today's headlines is my good friend roy wood, jr. what's going on, roy? >> hey, what up, man? i'm just trying to find a karate class. my five-year-old taking karate. that means i've got to learn karate because the showdown is coming. >> trevor: i don't think that works. you can just let him do karate. >> which one has a child? >> trevor: you. >> you let me worry about the showdown looming with the child. at some point every child challenges the father. you've seen "star wars." >> good luck to you and your child. let's jump into the headlines. we kick things off with omicron, named after disgraced cnn anchor chris cuomo cuomicron. >> this morning the fast spreading omicron variant is adding fresh fears around the world. >> british prime minister boris johnson is learning of a looming tidal wave of coved cases in the u.k. >> they fear in less than 36 hours omicron will be the dominant variant in london. already makes up 44% of the cases in the city and numbers are doublin

this is "the daily show with trevor noah." >> trevor: hey! what's going on, everybody. welcome ba"the daily show." i'm trevor noah, we've got a lot to talk about so let's jump straight into the news. our first story is about abortion. what? no. no, no, no, no. guys i'm not-- i'm not starting the show with the abortion-- what do you mean i have to? it's-- but butt it's my show. i can choose what i want to do. it's my choice. no, i'm not-- it's my show, so-- you know what, i'm not going to start the show. i'm not going to start it on that. you can tell the supreme court i said it upon you tell them! all right, we're going to get to the story of the supreme court, but first, let's warm up with a more fun story. yeah, for years, one of cable news' biggest stars has been chris cuomo, cnn anchor and human protein shake. but now, cuomo's network has decided they've had enough of his extracurricular activities. >> cnn has suspended anchor chris cuomo indefinitely. it comes after records showed cuomo took an active role in helping his brother, the former governor of new york, re

this is "the daily show with trevor noah." >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah, and joining me for today's headlines is michael kosta. what's going on, michael? snowhow you doing? >> i'm doing great. tonight is the third night of hanukkah. not everybody knew that. i want to say what's up to my jewish people. great holiday. but i feel like what changes because hanukkah, everyone still has to go to work. you still have to take care of your kids, you know. i feel like hanukkah needs more respect, which is why from now on, for the rest of hanukkah, i'm not coming into work. and i think all of us, just don't go to work for the rest of hanukkah, and for all hanukkahs in the future. solidarity with my jewish folk. so... i'm an ally to the jewish people. i also am not going to go to work for the rest of hanukkah, so... >> trevor: sounds a lot like your devali argument. but good for you, michael. >> i'm trying to-- i don't want hanukkah to get the second-- i don't want hanukkah to get the shaft. >> trevor: i hear you. it's jus

daily show, i'm trevor noah. let's jump to today's headlines. we kick things off with the breaking news from the moon. that pervert that keeps looking into my windows at night. for centuries humans have thought that the moon is as baren and empty as chris cuomo's work schedule but that might all be about to change. >> china's moon rover has spotted a mystery object on the horizon while working it's a away across a crater on the far side of the moon in this photo it is about 260 feet awayk you can see what looks like right angles on a square object. the rover is expected to spend the next two to three months trying to get closer. the cube shaped object was described in chinese as quote a mystery hut. >> trevor: no. hell no! anything called a mystery hut, you better stay away from. best case scenario, it is a pizza place that picks the toppings for you. but most likely are you just going to get molested. and by the way, what was that about, did you hear that, where they said it will take two to three months to reac

this is "the daily show with trevor noah." >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. let's jump right into today's headlines. we kick things off with a story out of great britian, the country where "yasss queen" originated. when the covid pandemic first swept the world in 2020, the u.k. was one of the countries that was hardest hit, and it responded with a national lockdown. all non-essential stores were closed, public and private gatherings were banned, and megan and harry were forced to socially distance 7,000 miles away. but now we're learning that some of the people who imposed the lockdown weren't obeying it themselves. >> boris johnson is facing fierce criticism this morning. a leaked video shows senior downing street staff joking about a christmas party thrown by the british prime minister during last year's tier-three covid lockdown. >> this video shows aides rehearsing for a briefing four days after the alleged party. >> i've just seen reports on twitter that there was a downing street christmas party on friday ni

talk about trevor noah. and in that same interview of "the new york times" a referenced earlier, you referenced you talk about other books like white rage like you would like to see even the president read it. wish i could ask you a question, what book would you have anybody working on the hill is a reporter or staffer read? >> i would rather have a reading list because it does talk about the pendulum swing of our nation every time we have a major civil rights movement and success and stepping forward. but there is a backlash that is part of the nations history. i think people should understand those in the military and that experience the war i always wanted. that's a good book about the iraq war and afghanistan in my generation of troops were thinking after not having been at war over ten years. and that coming-of-age story and what that is for military men and women. i would have a long list. and with apartheid in south africa read that. >> a reading list is fair. another book question i was so struck thi

and huma an eddin, this is the daily show with trevor noah. >> what is going on, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headlines is michael kosta, how are you doing, michael? >> the year is almost over, trevor. >> trevor: right? >> two more weeks and i realize i got to get on my new year's resolution now or else i'm never going to have actually done anything. so for the next two weeks, i am going vegan. and for the next 12 days i'm going to do no cheese pizza and impossible burger and then new year's eve i'm going to do spaghetti with tofu butter s that what they do, i don't know, but never too late, that's my mission. >> trevor: i think itity moo be. >> okay. >> trevor: but you know what, good for you. >> i'm still going for t you know. >> trevor: that is what i love with about you michael. >> thanks, trevor. >> trevor: always pushing, all right straight into today's headlines. we kick things off with the big media news. every year since 1927 time magazine has awarded person of the year to the world's most influential news maker. it is by far the most

. >>> trevor noah is going back to the galleys. he will host the 2022 music awards after his starring role at the show earlier this year. he is the 4th host to be asked back for a second year. the 63rd awards will air live from los angeles on january 31th here on kpix5 and on paramount plus. >>> we are going to take a quick break but when we come back we will check in with mary lee one last time for a look at what we can expect for the rest of the week. >>> and today on the drew barrymore show, watch today at two. >>> bay area businesses want to you shop small this holiday season. at three the south bay effort to help you find the gifts you need. >>> let's get a last look of weather. >> take you out to the south bay in san jose with plenty of subshine out there and our temperatures are on the rise. we are talking 60's and even 70 trees in san jose with plenty of sunshine. we have that haze in our skies looking at moderate air quality for the bay area. for concord, inland east bay and the tri valley and livermore dealing unhealthy a

. >>> the grammys are back on cbs next month and we learned trevor noah will be back as the host. >> it is a front row ticket to the best use a concert. you love music. your music will be there and you pick and choose. i realize how important it is on the night, as a host, i serve so many purposes. if i am not there, who lifts kevin hart into his seat. there are important things i have to do on that night. i give jay-z emotional support, he is very nervous, i tell him it will be okay. >> washed the grammys on monday january 31st right here on kpix 5 . >>> coming up, a chilly swim, but this little guy did not seem to mind. >>> i am in boise, idaho, america's least affording housing market, not manhattan or san francisco, boise, idaho, homeowners compete in crazy bidding wars, practically begging for the chance to overpay for a home to own. i will tell you why coming up on the cbs >>> coming up at 5:00, from omicron in san francisco to potential new testing rules for travelers, a bay area infectious disease expert speaks about the latest covid developments . >>> before we go, talk abou

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noah reacting to the violence has been viewed more than 35 million times. >> if you are in a fight where the other person cannot beat you, how hard should you retaliate when they try to hurt you? i'm just talking about the difference in power, which is something we do all the time. i mean, think about policing. if a man has a knife, should the cops shoot him? in many parts of on the world like in the u.k., they say we will do everything we can to try to not shoot the person, even at risk to ourselves because at the end of the day, they brought a knife to a gunfight. when you have this much power, what is your responsibility? >> let's bring in our guests in occupied east jerusalem. a palestinian activist who was arrested by israeli soldiers during the protests. a spokesperson for if not now, a movement working to end jewish support for the occupation. and a humanitarian worker. a warm welcome to you all. there is a video showing you as you are being arrested by israeli security forces that went viral. i want to play a few seconds of that for our viewers, and that i will come back with a q

welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah and joining me for today's headlines is my very good friend roy wood, jr., what is going on, roy. >> south africa, what is going on with you, man. >> so good to see you. >> make sure you give me a gift. >> wow. i've never heard anybody say it like that but okay. >> that is what we do. you give gifts. >> trevor: but normally would say christmas, have i a gift for you now you want me. >> i moo ed to see what your gift is first, and then you know, then gi from there, just. >> trevor: one hell of a spirit. in africa we say those are demons, let's jump into today tea headlines. we kick things off with omicron, the reason you need to ta just your 2022 mask budget. the new variant has now been founder in 17-- found in 17 american states, yeah, and honestly, by the time you see this it will probably be up to like 80 states. now there is some good news. dr. fauci says that while it's still too early to know for sure it looks like omicron's spreads more easily than delta but maybe less severe. which means covid might have watered it steph down so it cou

. >>> trevor noah is suing the new york based hospital for special surgery. he claims that dr. daniel riley iii botched an undisclosed operation in 2020. the lawsuit alleges the care noah was given was performed and rendered in a negligent and careless manner and he suffered permanent, severe and grievous injuries the hospital is calling the allegations meritless. >>> nearly 10 months after a tragic car crash, tiger woods is back on the golf course. tiger and his son took home second this is a major huge win for tiger. i know we knew this was coming but to see him out there is amazing. and his mini-me, his son there >> charlie got more attention i think than tiger woods did that kid's swing is ridiculously awesome. the record they broke, team charlie and tiger 11 straight birdies in that format that was crazy to watch. >> across the board just great to see, from son to tiger and maybe, maybe the start of another comeback. >> no doubt the golf world is better off with tiger in it. thank you for that. >>> back to the markets, specifically oil it's getting crushed this morning as

. >>> new this morning trevor noah is going back to the grammy's. he will host the 2022 music awards after his scarring role at the show. the 63rd awards will air live here on kpix5 and on paramount plus. >>> and new water restrictions are in effect for parts of marin. what you can expect coming up. >>> and a 7-year-old giving a new meaning to being a rock star. her secret to a 14,000-foot peak. that's next. >>> and streaming today on cbsn bay area, software programs doing their own holiday shopping reselling them to consumers at higher prices. we hear from mark at 8:15. we get the latest on the omicron variant. you can watch at kpix.com or on the app. we are also on the mrs. claus the shopping boss here to help you merry savers decorate with the best bargains ever! ross has savings on everything you need to get the party started. because who waits for shipping anymore? or guests?! i love saying yes to more merry for less at ross! trelegy for copd. [coughing] ♪ birds flyin' high, you know how i feel. ♪ ♪ breeze driftin' on by... ♪ if you've

noah went from relative obscurity to landing a prestigious post in late night tv. >> it didn't take long for his tweets to be condemned. >> everybody thinks you have to be burned at the stake if you've said something that is deemed to be offensive by however many thousand people on twitter decided it's offensive. >> i really think that we're at a point in this country where people really need to take the thumb out of their mouth and grow up a little bit and realize there's a lot bigger problems out there than what a comedian did a joke about. >> i mean, you have to feel the same way about comedy. >> yeah, i do this joke about the way people need to justify their cell phone. i need to have it with me because people are so important. >> right. >> you know, they don't seem very important the way you scroll through them like a gay french king. there's a creepy pc thing out there that really bothers me. >> the rise of this new politically correct trend is the cover story in the new issue of "the atlantic" magazine. the protective atmosphere on many campuses has become so charged that com

noah also happens to be the host of the podcast how to citizen. and his spare time he is a founding -- and new media company where he is writing a theories on race in america called after the tide. and bill kristol casual wear enthusiast author writer thinker politico. he is they -- editor at large in his spare time at the bulwark. gentlemen, good evening to you. both baratunde i want to start with you. about something, i want to start what happen when norma torres was trying to speak on the subject of the virus on the house floor. we will discuss on the other side. >> you can -- all you want but many of you have continued to spread this pandemic. by refusing to get, by refusing to wear a mask. we are seeing a full display of the political theater that the republicans bring to congress. zero! i was, >> so baratunde, that is our politics. we have 800,000 of our fellow souls dead, gone. i'm curious as to whether you have any thoughts on whether we will ever see unity again. obviously we drove past the exit for unity many miles back. >> i agree with

. >>> comedian and late-night host trevor noah is suing his doctor and the new york hospital for special surgery claiming they botched an undisclosed operation last year in the complaint noah alleges that he sustained permanent severe and grieveous injuries as a result of this the hospital says the claims are meritless. the nature of noah's surgery is not disclosed in the complaint. >>> let's get a check of cnn business, a look at markets around the world. europe has opened on the up side. stock index futures are poised for a bounce at the opening bell. stocks started the week lower, covid cases raised new fears about restriction that's could hurt the economy. all three major averages fell 3% monday. the context here, we love to give the context. it's almost the end of the year and the s&p 500 is still up 21% so far this year. so not a surprise to see investors take some off the table. u.s. oil prices also fell monday, down almost 4%. settling just above 68 bucks. the barrel a global slow down could dent demand for fuel. and that, of course, would be good for your gas prices. also not he

trevor noah. the recording academy announced the comedian is set to host the big show again. he's returning after hosting music's biggest night this past march. the fourth consecutive host to be asked back for a second year. the show will return to the newly named crypto.com arena. the grammys will air at the end of january. >>> finally, ed sheeran, we have not one but two opportunities for fans to see him perform. he's bringing the equals live experience to fans worldwide in a global live stream event. >> i've missed gigs so much. this is the first time i've ever, ever played it. ♪♪ >> the singer is slated to play everything from his big hits to his latest release, and a chronological 90-minute set. they're calling it the equals live experience. it will stream sunday on amazon prime and twitch at 3:00 p.m. eastern. then sheeran will make the trek across the pond to join us in new york. he'll be performing for the "today" show on the plaza thursday, december 9th. a lot of folks looking forward to that one. and guys, that is your pop start. >> circle your date for that one