bill paxton, john lithgow, benicio del toro, they're all going to be here. we'll have music performances from regina spektor, yeasayer, kings of convenience and selena gomez. it's going to be a big week. [ laughter ] hope to see you back here, next week. but first, up next, a very funny comedian making his network television debut with us tonight. from new orleans, give it up for sean patton, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yes! yes! hey. who here would like to fight me? [ laughter ] i will fight you. do i give off that vibe? like i want to fight? because i -- i bumped into a gentleman on the street, you know, the other day, by accident, before i could apologize. he just -- he was ready to go. he was just like, "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" like, loudly inquisitive for no reason. like "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" i was like, "what?" [ laughter ] he was like "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" i was like "what?" he was like "what?" and i was like "what?" "what?" [ laughter ] confusion. clearly. so to clear matters up, like the true