rick berman. of course the lobbyist, pr guy who makes up fake nonprofit groups that promote stuff like tanning beds are good for you and don't worry about mercury in fish. berman has tried sell the idea upping the minimum wage is bad for people who make minimum wage somehow. he also hates the humane society. yes, the humane society. rick berman's m.o. is to create fake citizen groups and muddy the waters with fake science to give the impression that maybe transfats clean out your arteries. second hand smoke is delicious. drunk driving not that bad. happy 30th birthday mothers against drunk driving may you be a thorn in rick berman's side to come. given what rick berman's m.o. is you're forgiven if you thought of rick berman and his black is white, day is night down the rabbit hole corporate p.r. strategy last week when you heard the corn refiners corporation was trying to change the name from fructose syrup into corn sugar. because corn sugar sounds delicious. right on cue, rick berman joined in o

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thanks to john berman for that. when we come back, the trials and tribulations of pitch shop eddie long. first, here's what's coming up next on "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: thanks, bill. tonight, jeremy renner, jamie king, music from hey monday, and laughing babies. i can't possibly come up with anything cuter than th why is travel these days about what you give up and not what you get? like electricity for gadget power at your seat. room to stretch your legs, and your wingspan, food when you're hungry, and taking off your shoes, only if you feel like it. these aren't luxuries, they're basics. get them back on acela.

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i'm john berman for "nightline" in mon talk, new york. >> our thanks to john berman for that report. >>> and up next, he might be the nation's premiere per say your of paraknow what porn. we check in with the radio host whose conspiracy theories draw in a staggering audience. no oil has flowed into the gulf for weeks, but it's just the beginning of our work. i'm iris cross. bp has taken full responsibility for the clean up in the gulf and that includes keeping you informed. my job is to listen to the shrimpers and fishermen, hotel and restaurant workers and find ways to help. that means working with communities. we have 19 centers in 4 states. we've made over 120,000 claims payments, more than $375 million. we've committed $20 billion to an independent claims fund to cover lost income until people impacted can get back to work. we'll keep looking for oil, cleaning it up if we find it and restoring the gulf coast. i was born in new orleans. my family still lives here. bp is gonna be here until the oil is gone and the people and businesses are back to normal... until we make this right

berman, and the ranking member of our full committee, ms. ros-lehtinen, and the manager of this legislation for the minority for the words that i believe are enormously important. let me indicate to my colleagues that this may be the most important -- one of the most important and devastating humanitarian crisis that we have faced over the time frame that we have been in congress. and let me say this. we have gone through hurricane katrina and rita. as i stand here today, there are a number of hurricanes that are in the gulf region.

thanks to john berman for that. when we come back, the trials and tribulations of pitch shop eddie long. first, here's what's coming up next on "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy: thanks, bill. tonight, jeremy renner, jamie king, music from hey monday, and laughing babies. i can't possibly come up with anything cuter than that. "jimmy kimmel live" is next. if they have their way, we're facing a mountain of debt and a massive tax increase. employers will continue to leave our state, taking their jobs with them. the next four years will impact the next decade, so we've put together a road map to 2020. a plan that brings jobs back to maryland by reducing spending and lowering taxes. let's make the maryland we love not just good, but great. now let's get down to work. tax on everything you buy? that's in andy harris' unfair tax plan. 23% sales tax. a 23% sales tax will cut my business in half. would be devastating. andy harris' 23% sales tax absolutely makes no sense. 23% sales tax would really make things unaffordable. that

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that would be my dream and world peace. >> reporter: i'm john berman for "nightline" on nantucket. >> i'll give you a thousand dollars to do that, wear that to your next live shot, chip berman, thanks to you for that report. >>> when we come back, pastor jones lands in new york and that is the subject of tonight's "closing argument" but first here's jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on "jimmy kimmel live." >> dax shepard, jessica stroup, music from shontelle and "jimmy kimmel live" is next. mmmm. you don't love me anymore do you billy? what? i didn't buy this cereal to sweet talk your taste buds it's for my heart health. so i can't have any? if you can deprive me of what can help lower my cholesterol... and live with yourself. right. mmm, i wry about your mother. cry herself to sleep every night over my arteries, but have yourself a bowl. good speech dad. [ whimper ] male announcer ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and its whole grain oats can lp lower cholesterol. bee happy. bee healthy. ♪ man: we need a sofa. something i can stretch out on! woman: ooh... that will go with th

berman: mr. speaker, i ask unanimous consent that all members may have five legislative days to revise and extend their remarks and include extraneous material on the resolution under consideration. the speaker pro tempore: without objection, so ordered. mr. berman: mr. speaker, i rise in strong support of the bill and yield myself such time as i may consume. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman is recognized. mr. berman: mr. speaker, the bill before us, the security cooperation act of 2010, has three major components. first, it includes implementing legislation for the defense trade treaties between the united states and two of our closest allies, the united kingdom and australia, respectively. these treaties will support the long-standing special relationship shared by the u.s., the united kingdom and australia by streamlining the processes for transferring certain controlled items among our nations to support combined military and counterterrorism operations, cooperative security and researc

open until midnight or later. [ berman ] t♪ re's no place like the neighborhood. [ sighs ] [ inhales deeply ] ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] lighting a glade scented candle can change your whole day. [ clapping ] oh! [ both chuckle ] thank you. [ female announcer ] release the magic with limited-edition cashmere woods from glade. s.c. johnson. a family company. >> jimmy: hola, we're back. still to come, brandon flowers. our next guest has a new show called "better with you." it premieres next wednesday night at 8:30 here on abc. she's engaged to a new york yankees player to be named later. please say hello to joanna garcia. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to meet you. where are you from? >> born and raised in tampa, florida. >> jimmy: i lived in tampa for a time. >> where? >> jimmy: a place called carol wood. >> oh, my gosh. right around where i grew up. >> jimmy: really? >> i lived in avila, a little bit more north. >> jimmy: yeah. i saw a lot of weird things in my short time in florida. >> did you? what years were there you? >> jimmy: '90-'91. >> good years for me. >> jimmy: w

for john berman, there was only one way to find out. >> reporter: this looks like such a nice suburban michigan home. a lot of bad things are happening inside. bad like this on elm street. bad like this in woodboro. and bad like this. this house on the left. yes, bad things tend to happen when director wes craven is around. we were behind the scenes with craven on the set of "scream 4." you ever try to calculate your attrition rate in your films? >> no but i think this one probably has the highest mortality rate of any of the "screams" by two or three. count it out you know. >> reporter: this is a guy who orders blood by the gallon. it's all part of his job. which is what exactly? what would you say it is you do? >> what do i do? i don't know. i scare people. sometimes i scare the dickens out of people i think, to put it politely. >> reporter: you seem like a pretty happy guy. >> i am happy, extraordinarily happy. >> reporter: very happy. >> i am and i'm funny too. >> reporter: the creator of the horrifying freddy krueger. >> this is god. >> reporter: the director of the terrifying "sc

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open until midnight or later. [ berman ] there's no place like the neighborhood. >> jimmy: this is his new cd, it's called "cowboy's back in town." here with the song "whoop a man's ass," trade edce adkins. ♪ ♪ every now and then ya gotta take it on the chin gotta turn the other cheek ♪ ♪ but then there's times your old stubborn pride don't back down so easily ♪ ♪ and you got no choice but to let your voice be heard and hold your ground ♪ ♪ and that's the point that he'll get the point and he'll probably back down ♪ ♪ but if he bows up and steps across that line ya gotta whoop a man's ass sometimes ♪ ♪ man i'll be the first one here to call you crazy if you let me catch you ♪ ♪ cussin' out a kid or roughin' up a lady and god forbid that anybody ♪ ♪ mess with mine ya gotta whoop a man's ass sometimes ♪ ♪ yeah i let it slide when that liquored up guy asked me boy what you lookin at ♪ ♪ and i kept my cool when the reckless fool put a dent in my cadillac ♪ ♪ and i don't care that my long hair draws stares the way it does ♪ ♪ long as you ain't

here's john berman. >> reporter: city of newark, you've just been friended on facebook. the $100 million pledge from facebook founder mark zuckerberg could have a huge impact on an education system where 46% of students fall to graduate high school. but who is mark zuckerberg? the 26-year-old kid with a grown-up checkbook, and no direct ties to newark? he's the young man who created the social networking site with more than 500 million users, from his harvard dorm room. >> there's an enormous sense of pride. >> reporter: he's the young man who is now number 35 on "forbes" magazine's list of richest americans. higher than apple ceo steve jobs. and he's also clearly a man who understands timing and perhaps diversion. his announcement tomorrow on "oprah" comes the same day as the release of the new feature film, "social network," which depicts him as ruthless. >> your actions could have permanently ruined everything that i've been working on. >> reporter: was he foreshadowing the timing of the announcement when he spoke to us this summer? >> people don't care about what som

here's john berman. ♪ >> reporter: there's "the addams family," the first family, my family and "the partridge family." ♪ i think i love you >> reporter: all called family. but what counts as family? >> what we find is that people are moving away from a traditional definition of family. and they're moving towards a modern definition of family. >> reporter: the "modern family," indeed, comes in many combinations. nearly 100% of us agree, a husband, wife and kinds counts as a family. no kids, 92% say that's a family. those kids make a difference. >> children provide this, quote, guarantee that move you to family status. >> reporter: for instance, an unmarried man and woman living together -- >> hey. >> hi. >> reporter: under 40% say that's a family.m kids.give the. it jumps to 83%. that's up 5% since 2003. a gay couple? 33% say that's a family. with kids? 64%. a 10% jump in just the last seven years. >> people, right now, are really re-evaluating their views about same-sex couples. >> reporter: what about pets? more than half of us say they're in the family. but two guys living as ro

john berman said that was a dream he realized. >> reporter: he had it all. that movie star-swagger. >> you're a very beautiful girl, dr. brown. >> reporter: those show-stopping eyes. charming enough to sell the idea that ancient romans could have new york accents. >> i can do feats of magic. born bernard schwartz in the bronx. he served in the navy during world war ii, enroechling in acting school and changing his name to tony curtis. >> the best of everything is good enough for me. >> reporter: his big break, "the sweet smell of success." and he got a big whiff. a strange of smash hits. an oscar nomination for "the defiant ones." and perhaps his most famous role, in "some like it hot" with jack lemmon and marilyn monroe, proving he would do anything to get the girl. even dressing up like one. >> would you quit stalling? we're going to miss the chain. >> reporter: battling an addiction for decades. six wives and six children. this newborn, actress jamie little curtis. 140 movies in all. "i don't want to become an elder statesman," he once said. "i want to en

john berman, abc news, new york. >>> and, one more note about families. the cost of raising a child continues to rise. a typical family will spend nearly a quarter of a million dollars to raise a baby born last year until the age of 18. and that's an increase of 1.4% from 2007. and, by the way, it doesn't include college. so, where does the money go? for starters, a bedroom, $71,000. food, more than $35,000. same for education. and clothes will set you back $13,000. but as they say, the reason? priceless. >>> and, still ahead, the vote here in washington on what to do about a popular diet pill. what does the pill do to your heart? i know who works differently than many other allergy medications. hoo? omnaris. [ men ] omnaris -- to the nose! [ man ] did you know nasal symptoms like congestion can be caused by allergic inflammation? omnaris relieves your symptoms by fighting inflammation. side effects may include headache, nosebleed, and sore throat. [ inhales deeply ] i told my allergy symptoms to take a hike. omnaris. ask your doctor. battling nasal aller

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here's john berman. >> reporter: city of newark, you've just been friended on facebook. the $100 million pledge from facebook founder mark zuckerberg could have a huge impact on an education system where 46% of students fall to graduate high school. but who is mark zuckerberg? the 26-year-old kid with a grown-up checkbook, and no direct ties to newark? he's the young man who created the social networking site with more than 500 million users, from his harvard dorm room. >> there's an enormous sense of pride. >> reporter: he's the young man who is now number 35 on "forbes" magazine's list of richest americans. higher than apple ceo steve jobs. and he's also clearly a man who understands timing and perhaps diversion. his announcement tomorrow on "oprah" comes the same day as the release of the new feature film, "social network," which depicts him as ruthless. >> your actions could have perm innocently destroyed everything i've been working on. >> we've been working on. >> reporter: was he foreshadowing the timing of the announcement when he spoke to us this summer? >> peop

>> very soaked john berman, proof that earl has arrived. and we want to move north now to cape cod, massachusetts, the calm before the storm there, and linsey davis on the beach there. good evening to you. >> reporter: good evening, david. earl is expected to hit cape cod later on tonight, as a category 1 hurricane. still, david, a very serious storm. eastern massachusetts is bracing itself. >> the threat to the public remains through tonight. >> reporter: the governor says they're prepared. utility crews are at the ready. the state even recruited inmates to fill sandbags. >> we have not gone from 3 to no hurricane, we've gone still from 3 to a category 1 hurricane. >> reporter: this is the strongest hurricane to threaten new england since hurricane bob killed 20 people in 1991. the worst of earl is expected to hit here, cape cod, massachusetts. recently named one of the top ten labor day destinations. the popular resort area has a year-round population of more than 200,000 people. the island normally swells by 50,000 this weekend, but the

one appetizer, two entrees -- twenty bucks. [ whistle blows ] [ berman ] there's no place like the neighborhood. open until midnight or later. >> jimmy: hola, we're back. still to come, brandon flowers. our next guest has a new show called "better with you." it premieres next wednesday night at 8:30 here on abc. she's engaged to a new york yankees player to be named later. please say hello to joanna garcia. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to meet you. where are you from? >> born and raised in tampa, florida. >> jimmy: i lived in tampa for a time. >> where? >> jimmy: a place called carol wood. >> oh, my gosh. right around where i grew up. >> jimmy: really? >> i lived in avila, a little bit more north. >> jimmy: yeah. i saw a lot of weird things in my short time in florida. >> did you? what years were there you? >> jimmy: '90-'91. >> good years for me. >> jimmy: were they? >> i was losing the baby chub, the baby fat. >> jimmy: i got you. i still have it. yeah. >> i think i wore my first bra in '91. >> jimmy: same here. >> big deal. >> jimmy: is that where you met your fiance in tampa? >> n

in this era of term limits and turnover, howard berman is the constant. he has vast institutional knowledge of issues in both congress and the legislature that is rare these days. it's rare indeed and that's why it's my special pleasure to introduce you to representative howard berman. >> that was quite an introduction. thank you. as i looked around the room and saw some of my friends in the defense contractor community, i was wishing you hadn't mentioned my role in the false claims act legislation, but never mind. it's great to be here. thank you very much. it's an honor to speak to the c.s.i. middle east program gulf round table. i csis middle east program gulf round table. i wanted to do it for a number of reasons. a long time, not sometimes less frequently than other times, but since i really first came to congress a longs relationship with csis, used to have these great conferences i was invited to in williamsburg. i think they became violations of ethic rules or something. but they were wonderful. when i did it it was by definition ethical. i went t

next, howard berman discusses iran's nuclear program. after that, senate debate on the military's don't ask don't tell policy. later, a transportation department forum on the dangers of driving while distracted. and then a white house medal of honor ceremony. on tomorrow morning's "washington journal," we will talk with peter welch about credit card fees and regulations. after that, republican representative greg walden on the november elections. the oregon congressman is deputy chairman of the in rcc which oversees house election efforts for republicans. after that, all look at the u.s. foster care system. "washington journal" each morning at 7:00 a.m. eastern on c-span. later, fbi director and homeland security secretary testifying about terrorist threats. live coverage begins at 10:00 eastern. >> i really underestimated how big the job was. had been a more republican minority whip. i'd jump from minority whip to speaker overnight, and from a minority party that nobody thought would be empowered to leading a wave of 9 million votes, th

chairman berman, who represents parts of the sanfer nan do valley -- sanfernando valley. after working for five years as a labor lawyer, he was elected to the california state assembly in 1973. in 1974, the youngest majority leader in the history of that body demonstrating the quiet but political at try beauties. he has been a member of congress since 1982, serving on the foreign affairs committee which he has chaired since 2008 and judiciary committee. his time at the house, he authored amendments that reinvigorated the false claims act that protects whistle blowers. those efforts have saved the united states government billions of dollars. he has been an innovator and created a lottery that allows 20,000 people to emgreat to the united states not based on their family ties but only their burning desire for a better life. consistent voice on foreign affairs not only to strengthen the u.s.-israel relationship, but taking important positions on india, pakistan and sudan and other issues. his leading role on iran. this past spring he led legislative efforts to tighten u.s.

one appetizer, two entrees -- twenty bucks. [ whistle blows ] [ berman ] there's no place like the neighborhood. open until midnight or later. >> jimmy: hi, we're back. our next guest has been the recipient of many names. tonight, he's going to cook an octopus for us. from "top chef" on bravo, please welcome chef eric ripert. so first of all, "top chef" do you enjoy that job? >> yeah. i mean, for me, it's like a vacation. >> jimmy: is it? >> yes. because i cook in my kitchen. peeling onions, carrots. however, "top chef," i eat, i say what i think. >> jimmy: do you insult people? >> no, i'm polite. >> jimmy: do you feel comfortable with that? >> i think i am very fair. i try to use vocabulary that is not insulting. >> jimmy: and -- >> sometimes it's hard because sometimes the food is very bad. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. >> and sometimes it's easy to compliment the candidates. >> jimmy: when you were a young chef, learning, when you were working in the kitchen, did you have guys insulting and mean to me? >> yes. all my chefs. it was called the french way. what was called the french way. one of

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one appetizer, two entrees -- twenty bucks. [ whistle blows ] [ berman ] there's no place like the neighborhood. open until midnight or later. >> jimmy: hi, we're back. our next guest has been the recipient of many name >> jimmy: hi, we're back. so first of all, "top chef" do you enjoy that job? >> yeah. i mean, for me, it's like a vacation. >> jimmy: is it? >> yes. because i cook in my kitchen. peeling onions, carrots. however, "top chef," i eat, i say what i think. >> jimmy: do you insult people? >> no, i'm polite. >> jimmy: do you feel comfortable with that? >> i think i am very fair. i try to use vocabulary that is not insulting. >> jimmy: and -- >> sometimes it's hard because sometimes the food is very bad. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. >> and sometimes it's easy to compliment the candidates. >> jimmy: when you were a young chef, learning, when you were working in the kitchen, did you have guys insulting and mean to me? >> yes. all my chefs. it was called the french way. what was called the french way. one of them was very violent. had to physically run from the kitchen to escape the guy. >

john berman, abc news, new york. >>> and from our family here at "america this morning," that is the news for now. >> get mor >> live and in hd, this is "good morning washington." an ambulance and suv collided killing five people. it is for clock 30 a.m. >> we will have more on that story in a moment. here is adam caskey with the weather. >> it is comfortable outside. it is a couple of degrees warmer than it was yesterday at this time. there is a storm system that will pass to the north today. there are already some showers down along the coast. that will continue to push eastward and give us a chance of showers. temperatures are in the 50's. on our way to 87 this afternoon for a high at -- for a high temperature. maybe up to point to 5 inches of rain. >> we have an accident out there that is closing a stretch of marlboro pike between brooks drive and a road. let's go to springfield and we will show you that in '95 is in fairly good shape. there is some southbound construction. a bunch of construction of the virginia stretch of the beltway. that should all be cleared out very shortly

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one appetizer, two entrees -- twenty bucks. [ whistle blows ] [ berman ] there's no place like the neighborhood. open until midnight or later. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "takers", hayden christensen. illusionist criss angel. and music from ozzy osbourne. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, for your information, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and, well, most nights, really. who in our studio audience tonight is here on summer vacation? [ cheers and applause ] and how many of you are teenage runaways here to steal my bicycle? [ cheers and applause ] about half and half, i guess. president obama had a little vacation over the weekend, on the gulf coast of florida. the president and his family spent just over 24 hours in the gulf. some republicans are actually attacking him for not staying longer. they do have a point. president bush, for instance, used to vacation for weeks and weeks at a time. obama was there trying to help tourism on the gulf a