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this month only any regular footlong is a $5 footlong! even the zesty italian bmt. >> jimmy: well, hi there, welcome back. tonight on the show, from our beloved program here on abc, "modern family," a gentleman who is gay on the show, but tonight i think his plan is not to be gave. eric stonestreet is here. then later, a man whose name you know from the back of albums by bob dylan, neil young, peter gabriel, brandon flowers, and "the joshua tree" by u2. a great producer who now has his own album. it's called "black dub," and so is his band. black dub is here. tomorrow night, on the show, oscar nominee javier bardem, music from stone sour, and we're going to fry chicken with flavor flav. that's right. won't give us the recipe, though. he's keeping the recipe very secret. he would not send it to us in advance so we're going to experience it for the first time. he's like the colonel. he's got a secret blend of herbs and spices and -- we better check those herbs to make sure they're legal. our first guest tonight is a terrific actor. last yea

this month only any regular footlong is a $5 footlong! even the zesty italian bmt. ♪ trident vitality. with inspired ingredients, like white tea, vitamin c d ginseng. ♪ >>jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the show -- a man for whom flavor isn't just a name -- it's a chicken too. he has a new restaurant in clinton, iowa, called "flav's fried chicken." flavor flav is here to cook. we're gonna make fried chicken. the only problem is he is refusing to tell us his secret blend of herbs and spices, so this will be the first ever talk show recipe segment without an actual recipe. then later, after we sample iowa's finest chicken, iowa's finest band. with music from this -- their new album called "audio secrecy" -- stone sour from the bud light stage. stone sour. tomorrow night we'll be joined by jason sudekis, blake griffin from the l.a. clippers, and music from keri hilson. [ applause ] join us tomorrow night, too. this weekend, our first guest won best actor at the goya awards, which is spain's version of the oscars. later this mon

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this month only any regular footlong is a $5 footlong! even the tasty steak & cheese. . .ç . . . ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a hilarious comedian, who's book "sleepwalk with me" was a critically-praised, "new york times" bestseller. here to tell us about that and more, please welcome, mike birbiglia. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looks like that would be a high step, right? >> yeah, that was -- holy cow. you know, i don't know if you realized, but i've been working on a liam neeson impersonation for years. >> jimmy: it's perfect. >> it just goes, "is this some kind of a joke?!" [ laughter ] actually, that's just from five minutes ago. just from that clip. >> jimmy: that was great. "is this some kind of a joke?!" >> "is this some kind of a joke?!" [ laughter ] was that like it? was that what it was like when he said it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "my girlfriend's boyfriend." that's a great title. i like this at the bottom here. in the end, everyone makes out. >> isn't that true? that's true, right? >> jimmy: that is true. where are you doin

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this month only any regular footlong is a $5 footlong! even the tasty steak & cheese. ♪ it's a pretty big deal. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with the great samuel l. jackson who stars alongside tommy lee jones in "the sunset limited" coming up on hbo, saturday, february 12th at 9:00 p.m. set your tivos. sam jackson, everybody knows you're one of the best golfers in hollywood. [ laughter ] >> avid. avid, avid. >> jimmy: avid. and i'm one of the worst. but i challenge you to one hole of hallway golf, here at studio 6b golf course. let's drive over to the tee. >> let's go. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. >> rider. >> jimmy: ride that good man. you're playing the jordan invitation coming up, aren't you? >> how much is the membership to this club? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they pay us. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: so, i've been going the wrong way. here we go. [ laughter ] >> all right, so you're a new member? >> jimmy: yeah, i just started. >> you just joined, did ya? >> jimmy: i just joined, yeah. i got -- m

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it's all to thank you for making subway footlongs famous. subway. where winners eat. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show, everybody. oh, sounding good, my man. thank you so much for tuning in. you know, actually, i have a pretty funny story i was going to tell, if you don't mind. the other day, i was out. i was eating dinner and -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! dinner. yeah, that's great, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> i get it, man. dinner, "late night with jimmy fallon." it's hilarious. i see where you're going with that one. ha, ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? what do you mean you see where i'm going? >> i mean, come on. dinner -- dinner, dinner party, "party in the usa," the song by miley cyrus, she's smoking the salvia on tmz, tlc, no i don't want no scrubs, "scrubs," zach braff, "garden state," bring you back to jersey, "the jesery shore," "the situation room with wolf blitzer," wolf blitzer, cnn.com, comcast, who did comcast just buy? nbc, home of "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you l

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." [ laughter ] damn, if no one else can use the term "footlong," what am i supposed to call my -- [ cheers and applause ] -- my sandwiches. [ laughter ] 12 inchers? >> steve: yeah. yeah. this was worth it, yeah. >> steve: yeah. that's not too long of a drive, you know what i mean? you didn't stop -- nothing stopped. the whole show didn't stop. >> jimmy: the show didn't stop. >> steve: no. and when you reach down and got them, brought them out, it was like art. [ light laughter ] like watching ernie kovac or something. you know what i mean? it was like television history. you people were here to see it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and the winner for "best bit" -- ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, justin bieber's movie, "never say never" for being in 3d. not because it made you more visually dynamic, but because with the 3d glasses on, no one could tell i was crying. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more of "late night." come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ naomi pryce: i am. i'm

it's all to thank you for making subway footlongs famous. subway. where winners eat. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is being called one of the hottest rising stars in hollywood. he's got a bunch of movies out this year. and the first is "i am number four" which is out next friday, february 18th. say hello to alex pettyfer, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, alex. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: it's pettyfer. yes? >> it's pettyfer, petti flour. >> jimmy: whatever. >> you can go very wrong with it, but we won't say that. >> jimmy: whatever you want to say, yeah. so, what i'm getting is you are from england or something, yes? [ laughter ] or do you do different accents on different shows? >> yeah, i'm from england. >> jimmy: yeah, very cool. well, welcome to america. >> these seats are very weird. they're big cushions, you have to sit on the edge. >> jimmy: we want everyone on the edge of their seat while you're watching the show. >> yeah, it's like -- >> jimmy: we don't want you

." [ laughter ] damn, if no one else can use the term "footlong," what am i supposed to call my -- [ cheers and applause ] -- my sandwiches. [ laughter ] 12 inchers? >> steve: yeah. yeah. this was worth it, yeah. >> steve: yeah. that's not too long of a drive, you know what i mean? you didn't stop -- nothing stopped. the whole show didn't stop. >> jimmy: the show didn't stop. >> steve: no. and when you reach down and got them, brought them out, it was like art. [ light laughter ] like watching ernie kovac or something. you know what i mean? it was like television history. you people were here to see it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and the winner for "best bit" -- ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, justin bieber's movie, "never say never" for being in 3d. not because it made you more visually dynamic, but because with the 3d glasses on, no one could tell i was crying. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more of "late night." come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ curtis: welcome back to