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. >> when we look at the orbitz, we can see cut marks in the roof of the orbit, where the eyes were removed. we can start to begin a much more detailed picture. yes, cannibalism is the most likely thing. but we cannot say whether these people were killed to be eaten or if they died naturally. >> the school is almost 50,000 years old, making it -- the skull is almost 15,000 years old, making it the oldest one. but it is not the only example of our ancestors eating each other. >> human remains have been butchered like animal bones. >> can double theorists are controversial -- campbelcannibay is controversial. this school will be packed up and kept in a save. a replica will go on display at the natural history museum next month. >>>> let's bring you up-to-daten the headlines this hour. tanks and police still dominate the streets of bahrain. thousands of protesters have flooded the streets of libya. they're calling for the resignation of colonel khadafy. now to a story that has gripped china. a 3-year-old boy kidnapped three years ago has been found and returned to his parents. 20,000 children

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. >> reporter: orlando is the number one spring break destination in an orbitz survey. and travel experts say all of florida should be busy. >> florida is particularly strong for people in the northeast, in the midwest, and as you would expect in the southern part of the country. >> reporter: spring break isn't just for the college crowd anymore. although older adults are often looking elsewhere. >> when you look at people who are 35 and over, less than 10% of them say they are specifically picking a destination that attracts the spring break crowd. >> reporter: after a winter of widespread discontent, some are getting a jump on spring break starting this coming weekend. chris clackum, nbc news. >>> the a's say hideki matsui won't take the field today. he has a history of knee issues. his dad was on hand in phoenix yesterday predicting at least 30 home runs and a .300 average for his sun this season. >>> the warriors are back home today when they return with a man getting a huge welcome back. guard stephen curry made his team proud dribbling and passing and shooting thr

that is what the users of the online travel website orbitz have determine. they asked their users to pick the sexist city in america and san francisco edged out miami for the no. 1 spot. other cros making the list include las vegas, new york and chicago. san francisco came in far ahead of its southern california rival los angeles, which got just 2% of the vote. >>> the online coupon site groupon.com and it ftd flower company received complaints that a valentine's day deal wasn't so sweet. some customers found the flowers were priced lower on ftd's own website. they complained that ftd inflated prices to make up for the discount. ftd denies the aggregations saying, "it was clear that the coupon did not apply to sale items." even so ftd will give customers the lower price because of the confusion. >>> if you haven't ordered those roses yet, don't worry your smartphone with help you. there apps, such as build-a- card or voice valentine. >> both of these allow you to send a valentine from one user to another, either in text, image-based or voice recording and th

the online site, orbitz conducted an online valentine's surveys. san francisco got the most votes, thanks to its top rated restaurants, night life, celebrity residents and wine country. miami and las vegas ranked as the second and third sexiest cities. >>> just 24 hours after president obama proposed new federal grants for high speed rail, california's bullet train was back on the agenda in washington today. california lawmakers told a national high speed rail summit today that the system will be crucial to boosting the nation's economy. they said the u.s. already lags behind european and asian countries when it comes to clean, efficient transportation. they say high speed rail will solve overcrowding issues in the bay area. >> they also know the air quality problems and the traffic congestion problems we face from the bay area. and high speed rail has an opportunity to provide solutions to all of those issues. >> the california high speed rail authority today put out the call to private businesses to help finance, design, build, or operate the sys

you know, and you pull it up from orbitz and, you know, continental. everything on it was continental, and in small print under the flight number it was operated by colgan. >> no doubt in our mind that when she's buying this ticket, she's buying a flight on continental, for which she believed she had continental pilots and continental safety and continental service. >> today, we are opening a public hearing concerning the accident that occurred on february 12, 2009 at clarence center, new york. >> o'brien: three months after the crash, the ntsb held preliminary hearings on its investigation of 3407. at the start, they played a video depicting the last two minutes of flight. >> sitting there, the very tough part was watching the video, the recreation of the flight. what i realized on that flight is the quiet part of the flight. you're descending. you're approaching, and they're five miles out of buffalo. that's a quiet time. and all of a sudden, that plane-- and they showed that pitch and roll. and you count. if you count how many seconds that absolute

orbitz collected data from their 2011 valentine's travel survey and many people like the wine country and the night life. it was followed by miami, las vegas, new york and l.a. >> it's always been lawrence all along. >> thank you very much, sydnie. wow. i had no idea! >> you can do weather, too, i guess. >> you will have to hang with us. >> all these beautiful sights around the bay area, it's hard to imagine a prettier city truly and we have had some spectacular weather to go along with it. temperatures in the 30s and 50s right now. looks like this is going to be a fantastic afternoon as high pressure is going to build in very nicely for today keeping you high and dry. not much for today, for the weekend. those temperatures are going to be something else. 60s and low 70s by the afternoon. that should hold into saturday. but then as we begin to look towards sunday we'll notice some more changes. a few more clouds beginning to move across our skies and then come monday, valentine's day, well, guess what, we got some rain coming our way. well, probably a good idea to hang out with somebo

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