the one and only bob beckel. and he is the brother, who has more sense, conservative, he was not dropped on his head as a kid, he was in the movie, by the way, atlas stroke. that has become one of my favorite movies. it's now going to come out on dvd. when are you doing part 2? >> you do? >> yes. >> done. >> okay. my character doesn't get in the second part but we will work you in. i'll figure you out. >> it's a right wing story. you should be able to get in any place. >> that would be great. >> interesting. what if all the millionaires and billionaires that your friends hate, who if they all disappear, bob? what happens? >> did you see the congressional budget office came out the last 30 years projections for what people make and the top 1% went up 275% and the bottom went up 18. now that's pretty fair and balanced, isn't it? >> let me tell you something, the top 1%, did you of get a job from a poor person? i never did. >> no. >> no. >> i started as a dishwasher, my first real job. >> that was my job. >> then a

bob beckel has tips. >> bob: thank you for sharing your house with us? okay, miss manners. >> kimberly: you could use some. >> bob: i put together. it had top ten but the producers cut five of them because they were racy. number one, don't sit on the aisle if you sleep. i tell you why. the two people inside of you -- the two people inside of you try to get up to go to the bathroom and a big slob is falling asleep you can't get over him. it makes for uncomfortable flying. that ever happen to you this >> greg: i want to opponent out -- i want to point out where you said you only fly first class. >> kimberly: 1ers. >> bob: i have a lot of frequent flier miles getting back and forth to prison. >> greg: i'll take that. b. have you had it happen to you? >> dana: but i'm small, i can slip on out. but i plan ahead. if i know i have a window seat, i always use the restroom beforehand and hopefully then i don't have to go in the flight. >> greg: you could probably sleep in the upper baggage handler. >> bob: you both could do it. all right, my second one is make su

i love my buddy bob beckel. to use his phrase, he knows, he admits he was dropped on his head as a kid. bob, what is this stealing my football idea? >> bob: the reason we are stealing your football idea. we have a real football. wham do you use? you stole my line. i said you were dropped on your head as a youth. you must feel good with eric here. he got a of your lines. we have everything. we got to get that. >> eric: tony rescoe get to that. >> he got ten-and-a-half years. but in typical liberal fashion, you take my football idea and steal it, just like liberals want to take from everybody else and redivision attribute the wealth. i beat you stole it from my office. >> bob: we did not. hannity has all the footballs that he can't read the signatures. >> eric: before the show, we practiced in the studio. almost took out the 103. that is like $100,000. he hit a couple of lights. >> the reason we switched football. i don't know if i admit it publicly but a couple of lights got hit on occasion. >> bob: hannity, i've

bob beckel h tips. >> bob: thank you for sharing your house with us? okay, miss manners. >> kimberly: you could use some. >> bob: i put together. it had top ten but the producers cut five of them because they were racy. number one, don't sit on the aisle if you sleep. i tell you why. the two people inside of you -- the two people inside of you try to get up to go to the bathroom and a big slob is falling asleep you can't get over him. it makes for uncomfortable flying. that ever happen to you this >> greg: i want to opponent out -- i want to point out where you said you only fly first class. >> kimberly: 1ers. >> bob: i have a lot of frequent flier miles getting back and forth to prison. >> greg: i'll take that. b. have you had it happen to you? >> dana: but i'm small, i can slip on out. but i plan ahead. if i know i have a window seat, i always use the restroom beforehand and hopefully then i don't have to go in the flight. >> greg: you could probably sleep in the upper baggage handler. >> bob: you both could do it. all right, my second one is make su

i'm dana perino, with andrea tantaros, birthday boy bob beckel, eric bolling, and brian kilmeade. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." breaking news. a judge ruled moments ago against the occupy washington protesters meaning they will not be able to return to new york zuccotti park. more details coming up. the first three big intervuses everyone is talking about. more of greta interview with herman cain's wife gloria. then jerry sandusky says he is not a pedophile. gabby giffords. her story of survival. we hear more from her for the first time. "the five" starts right now. let's start with gloria cain exclusive interview with greta van susteren. last night, the interview aired and it comes at an important time in the primary election schedule. let's listen to what she said to say. >> i've always said when i have seen stories like that. i will not be would be of those people who will stand up on stage with a smile and knowing that you were wronged. i'm not going to do that. i seriously in my soul don't think he is that type of person. >> dana: this is one of the first

i'm dana perino with greg gutfeld, bob beckel, kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling. we're in a different studio for the week and it's still 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." tonight, report of democratic want to abandon white working class voters in 2012. we have details. plus -- >> i seen him smoking weed over there in his lunch hour. >> union workers caught on tape smoking dope and drinking in their lunch hour. guess what? they have not been fired yet. then miley syrus caught on camera talking about drug use. we will play you the rest of the tape. it's a good one. we promise. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> dana: our top story tonight, democrats point to the message to the white working class. the "new york times" reports today, "democratic operatives for the 2012 election make it clear for the first time that the party will explicitly abandon the white working class." let's just say, greg, if you are the press secretary, and you wake up and that is the lead, that is the quote in the "new york times," you probably think it's not going to be a great

i'm eric bolling, along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, brian kilmeade. i'm glad you're here. 5:00 on the east coast. this is "the five." the conversation starts right now. first, obama care on the docket. supreme court will hear the case and will get results before next year's election. and speaking of the president, he thinks americans are lazy. donald trump has choice words for the criticizer in chief. you will hear all about it. gloria cain defends her husband to greta van susteren in an exclusive interview. >> that would have been something that was totally disrespectful of her as a woman. and i know that's not the person he is. >> eric: and then jerry sandusky that penn state coach accused of sexual assault is still getting tens of thousands of dollars every year from the university. unbelievable. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: right to the top story. the supreme court announced it will hear the obamacare case. the states brought on the suit and the big question is the individual mandate constitutional? and is there any indication tha

i'm dana perino with greg gutfeld, bob beckel, kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling. we're in a different studio for the week and it's still 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." tonight, report of democratic want to abandon white working class voters in 2012. we have details. plus -- >> i seen him smoking weed over there in his lunch hour. union workers caught on tape smoking dope and drinking in their lunch hour. guess what? they have not been fired yet. then miley syrus caught on camera talking about drug use. we will play you the rest of the tape. it's a good one. we promise. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> dana: our top story tonight, democrats point to the message to the white working class. the "new york times" reports today, "democratic operatives for the 2012 election make it clear for the first time that the party will explicitly abandon the white working class." let's just say, greg, if you are the press secretary, and you wake up and that is the lead, that is the quote in the "new york times," you probably think it's not going to be a great da

. >> greg: beckel, we have to tease. >> bob: realize it's weird here today. coming up, we'll show you great moments from regis pilbin. the final show today? do we care? who is he? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." it turns out a former porn star read to kids at an elementary school in coftin, california. tmz got ahold of the pictures. my first story hearing this is why does stuff like that never happen to me? my second thought was i wonder if i could still pass as afit grader. some say it's about second chances. just because sasha gray once did porn doesn't mean she can't help kids. baloney. gray never disowned her porno past. she parlayed it to quite a career. neat trick. do porn first and then go main stream, knowing obscenity is the novelty that generates heat. that's how she ended up on "entourage" a show that is so dumb it's considered porn for rocks. this story was defined to make you feel intolerant. as an enlightened soul you are supposed to agree with people doing whatever they feel like doing. the goal of this exercise was

with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino and greece's only worthwhile export andrea tantaros. we have more on our plate than alec baldwin's shrink. let's do it, america. "the five" starts as long as i stop sending kimberly keeppy photos of my teeth. ♪ ♪ >> greg: a rick perry moment is now officially part of the english language. last night's republican debate had more highlights than david beckham's hair but it's known for one sad thing. for once, it's not jim kraemer who really is crusty the clown without makeup. >> it's your fault. it's your fault. it's your problem. but if this goes, the world banking system could shut down. doesn't it involve our banks, too? >> greg: a hernia in human form. the words, the freeze that brought rick perry to his knees. i know you have seen it 400 times already. >> i would do away with education, the commerce. let's see. i can't -- the third one i can't. sorry. oops. >> greg: wow! was that bad or what? i got to say, i've never seen anyone look that dumb. >> i stepped in it last night. that's for sure. >> i was thinking about the number of

>> eric: it's the costume. >> kimberly: you have become bob beckel. you said when she was younger she was hot. you are bob! >> bob: madoff like other capitalists ripped off a lot of people. >> greg: capitalists? >> bob: do you buy this arguement? do you think she is telling the truth? >> eric: absolutely not. she was a bookkeeper in the whole scheme. probably before it started. but look, the guy ripped off $65 billion in claims in which just he knew it, not his sons or his wife? absolutely no way the whole family could have been in it. there weren't outsiders. >> greg: bob used this story as a slight against capitalist. i am telling you, it's a madoff scheme was a government program, you would have been forit. >> bob: it depends what is it for. how did he get the money? >> eric: took money in. >> bob: from whom? >> eric: original investors and kept bringing in more people in, paying off the first investors, you did great, give me more money and got bigger and bigger. it would haven't ever been discovered if the market didn't fall apart. >> andrea: her

. >> greg: hello, i'm the miniature mouthpiece, greg gutfeld, with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling and the commander in cuteness, darren darren. it's 5 -- commanderer in cuteness, dana perino. it's 5:00. the show is tighter than kim kardashian's sweatpants. the show starts as soon as dana stopping kicking me under the table. ♪ ♪ >> greg: occupy wall street hits the two-month mark today with protesters participating in a national day of action. cities like new york's financial district, l.a. and portland, filled with activists chanting "all day, all week, shut down wall street." dozens in new york have already been jailed. to mark the special day, i bought the movement a bar of soap. let's also turn to one occupier for some thoughtful words. we're going to meet them at the [bleep], [bleep] stock exchange and we're going to rock this town. [bleep] [bleep] >> greg: my old roommate. meanwhile in san diego, a moment of silence is offered for the psycho who shot at the white house. >> the guy who shot at the white house today. [ moment of silence ] >> greg: there you go. it's

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. >> and bob beckel was here and he wants me to say he was one of the early ones to support your rise. doesn't mean he will support you, but he predicted it. >> that's right. when others said i was dead, he said don't count me out. i always thought he was clever, and again, i don't agree with him on a lot of things , but he is clever. >> he is a good guy. one last question, i wanted you to explain the $300,000 you said you gave to freddie mac, that they did not take your advice. you were not a lobbiest for them? >> i have never ban lobbiest for anybody. my contracts exclude me from lobbying. i refuse to go back to capitol hill as a lobbiest. i try to give them advice on how to solve their concerns. >> you gave advice to presidentdy mac and they did -- to fredly mac and they did not take it? >> that's correct. but there's a confidentiality agreement there i can't go into detail with. but i never did any lobbying for anyone in the years i was out of office. >> thanks for being with us and congratulations on your poll numbers. >> thank you. >> we will watch and wait as we assume the new

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to get into more of the test, i am going to ask bob beckel -- beck to make that presentation. >> thank you. would like to reports todayp on the pla we have negotiated with the local labor unions. the project labor agreements are fairly common for major capital projects or capital programs. a little more common in the public sector than the private sector, but that is primarily because private sector employers can make the decision to the -- to go union only if they want to to forgo some of the disruptions that maria described. the pla sets out common workplace rules, labor rules, pay rates for the project. sets out the general terms and conditions of employment, hiring, referral process is -- processes, and other conditions of employment that will go into in detail. on a project of our size and duration, pla's are particularly beneficial because of the complexity of the program. she mentioned work stoppages with our construction. we are going to go through two cycles of renegotiation of labor agreements between trade unions and the contract the community, signatory contractors. with th

i'm dana perino, with andrea tantaros, birthday boy bob beckel, eric bolling, and brian kilmeade. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." breaking news. a judge ruled moments ago against the occupy washington protesters meaning they will not be able to return to new york zuccotti park. more details coming up. the first three big intervuses everyone is talking about. more of greta interview with herman cain's wife gloria. then jerry sandusky says he is not a pedophile. gabby giffords. her story of survival. we hear more from her for the first time. "the five" starts right now. let's start with gloria cain exclusive interview with greta van susteren. last night, the interview aired and it comes at an important time in the primary election schedule. let's listen to what she said to say. >> i've always said when i have seen stories like that. i will not be would be of those people who will stand up on stage with a smile and knowing that you were wronged. i'm not person. >> dana: this is one of the first times that many americans have ever heard gloria cain give a statement