one, donald trump really thinks that was my herman cain impression? ( laughter ) ( applause ) and, two, doesn't donald trump realize that wasn't even the most offensive accent i used in that particular bit? you want sausage on your pie? i just want to get in there and ( bleep )-- i just want to errgqh! so offensive? and the cursing. myron cohen never cursed. always with the ( bleep ) this and the ( bleep ) that. ( laughter ) you know, look, i've taken criticism before, been called a racist, stupid, an ( bleep ). it goes with being a dick for a living. ( laughter ). it's an occupational hazard. but this one hurts. because of how much i respect donald trump. ( laughter ) he is the sophisticated man. did you know he eats pizza with a fork? ( laughter ) and-- ( applause ) as to the charges of whether i was being racist, it turns out donald trump is in a unique position to judge he. >> i have a great relationship with the blacks. i have-- i have always had a great relationships with the blacks. >> jon: this is a man who has a great relationship with "the b

trump has to say not to mention the irony of donald trump calling somebody racist remember when trump was pretending to run for president he himself was accused of being racist to the claims that he thinks obama was not born in the united states let's revisit his great moments but if you think he was born in this country i am we only concern you with this or started a week ago i used to have a look at you know doctors don't remember you have to know nurses or the president of the united states the reason i have a little down just a little because you grew up and nobody knew when you interview people if i ever got that nomination if i ever decide to run you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten the remember me nobody ever comes forward nobody knows we use or kill later in his life very strange the whole thing is very strange i have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding you have people now have their liberty i mean in hawaii absolutely and they cannot believe what they're finding. yeah turns out obama was born here but te

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one, donald trump really thinks that was my herman cain impression? ( laughter ) ( applause ) and, two, doesn't donald trump realize that wasn't even the most offensive accent i used in that particular bit? you want sausage on your pie? i just want to get in there and ( bleep )-- i just want to errgqh! so offensive? and the cursing. myron cohen nver cursed. always with the ( bleep ) this and the ( bleep ) that. ( laughter ) you know, look, i've taken criticism before, been called a racist, stupid, an ( bleep ). it goes with being a dick for a living. ( laughter ). it's an occupational hazard. but this one hurts. because of how much i respect donald trump. ( laughter ) he is the sophisticated man. did you know he eats pizza with a fork? ( laughter ) and-- ( applause ) as to the charges of whether i was being racist, it turns out donald trump is in a unique position to judge he. >> i have a great relationship with the blacks. i have-- i have always had a great relationships with the blacks. >> jon: this is a man who has a great relationship with "the bl

trump has to say not to mention the irony of donald trump calling somebody racist here when trump was pretending to run for president he himself was accused of being racist to the claims that he thinks obama was not born in the united states let's revisit his great moments. but you know he was born in this country i am really concerned and i will tell you where this all started a week ago i used to look it up you know doctors that remember you have no knowledge this is a president of the united states the reason i have a little doubt just a little because you grew up and nobody knows when you interview people if i haven't got the nomination if i ever decide to run you may go back and it's a few people from i can dig are there remember me nobody ever comes forward nobody knows who he is until later in his life it's very strange the whole thing is very strange i have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding you have people now they have their literature and then in hawaii absolutely and they cannot believe what they're finding yeah it turns

trump has to say not to mention the irony of donald trump calling somebody racist remember when trump was pretending to run for president he self was accused of being racist to the claims that he thinks obama was not born in the united states let's revisit his great. thank you was born in this country i am we only concern you with this or started a week ago i assume i look you know doctors remember you know nurses of the president of the united states who really have a little doubt just a little because you grew up and nobody knew when you interview people if i ever got the nomination if i ever decide to run you may go back you need to do people for my kindergartner remember me nobody ever comes forward nobody knows we use of till later in his life it's very strange the whole thing is very strange i have people that actually have been studying it and we cannot believe what they're finding you have people now have their research i mean in hawaii absolutely they cannot believe what they are funny. yeah turns out that obama was born here but just after the president released as persecute

could you just serious analysis of donald trump running for president? with a straight face. >> dana: i could, yes. but i'm not going to do. because you are right. i mean it is a little bit -- it's beyond the deadline now. it's not possible. remember, we had all the people like sarah palin, and chris christie and others until the deadline were like should i run, should i not? it could be that he thinks none of the candidates in the current g.o.p. field are good enough. he does on my point of view help put questions to president obama's administration. [ laughter ] wow! >> bob: move on? what is next? >> help me. >> bob: christmas tree. didn't have it on the prompter. i'm sorry, i played football. >> dana: are you obama, you need a prompter? >> bob: a tax on christmas tree. and eric went off on obama trying to dump on christmas. i was all in favor of it for two reasons. one, supposed to promote and sell christmas trees. that would get rid of the horrendous phony christmas trees from new york and on "jersey shore" think it's good. you get my drift, right? >

>> my favorite was donald trump because i love donald trump. can i have a bit of trump, please? >> trump? um -- gosh. what was the line i used to do? donald trump, well, you know, trump is -- home base with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going, so i was over there yesterday and we had a sandwich and then went to a game and the whole time he's going -- then he starts going, i remember this one time, you know, but -- you know. >> i think we should play you something now. we've got a tribute to you from the great man. >> all right. >> watch this. >> so i'm interviewing darrell hammond, who does a very good donald trump, i have to say. what do you make of his impression? >> well, he's been amazing. he was on "saturday night live" for years. and really, i don't think anybody ever hit me like him. but i think he's amazing. he's a great guy, and he has me down to a "t" and others. but people think he does it the best. >> wow. >> rare praise indeed. >> super fly. >> actually, your head cut in there. you could be brothers. >> well, i have this bland face that the mak

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could you just serious analysis of donald trump running for president? with a straight face. >> dana: i could, yes. but i'm not going to do. because you are right. i mean it is a little bit -- it's beyond the deadline now. it's not possible. remember, we had all the people like sarah palin, and chris christie and others until the deadline were like should i run, should i not? it could be that he thinks none of the candidates in the current g.o.p. field are good enough. he does on my point of view help put questions to president obama's administration. [ laughter ] wow! >> bob: move on? what is next? >> help me. >> bob: christmas tree. didn't have it on the prompter. i'm sorry, i played football. >> dana: are you obama, you need a prompter? >> bob: a tax on christmas tree. and eric went off on obama trying to dump on christmas. i was all in favor of it for two reasons. one, supposed to promote and sell christmas trees. that would get rid of the horrendous phony christmas trees from new york and on "jersey shore" think it's good. you get my drift, right? >

>> my favorite was donald trump because i love donald trump. can i have a bit of trump, please? >> trump? um -- gosh. what was the line i used to do? donald trump, well, you know, trump is -- home base with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going, so i was over there yesterday and we had a sandwich and then went to a game and the whole time he's going -- then he starts going, i remember this one time, you know, but -- you know. >> i think we should play you something now. we've got a tribute to you from the great man. >> all right. >> watch this. >> so i'm interviewing darrell hammond, who does a very good donald trump, i have to say. what do you make of his impression? >> well, he's been amazing. he was on "saturday night live" for year and really, i don't think anybody ever hit me like him. but i think he's amazing. he's a great guy, and he has me down to a "tshg" and others. but people think he does it the best. >> wow. >> rare praise indeed. >> super fly. >> actually, your head cut in there. you could be brothers. >> well, i have this bland face that the ma

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donald trump not happy about it. listen. >> we have a president who doesn't give a damn about inconveniencing people. i want to talk about inconvenient. you will never see a mess like this tomorrow night. president obama is holding a fundraiser. this president is a much different person than people know. he is a very inconsiderate guy. stop with the fundraisers and run the country. you're doing a hell of a lousy job. >> eric: you have so right. >> bob: donald, stop filling the building so we can drive around town and stop taking limos every place you go. you are losing your mind. >> eric: you're jealous. he has better hair than you. >> bob: i'm jealous because i didn't inherit my money. >> eric: this place is a mad house right now. >> bob: so what? >> kimberly: you don't care. it was a mess, out there trying to get anywhere in new york. people seeing justin bieber and lining up for barack obama. >> eric: is he here? >> kimberly: he pretaped it. i don't want to get in bieber trouble. >> bob: you don't think trump, the

i believe that donald trump engages in racist behavior. i don't know if he's a racist or not -- >> you would not say he's a racist. >> .because i think he's too smart -- >> what's the difference? >> well, he's too smart to do this thing because he's a racist because he doesn't like black people, but i think he said, how can i promote myself in running for president or how can i make people believe i'm3 running for president.. >> right. >> .and attract attention? i, oh, i'll do this. i'll question obama's citizenship" -- >> right. >> -- but he cannot believe that. i think he's not the smartest tool in the box, but he's not dumb either. >> yeah. >> he can't believe that obama -- >> he knows what he's doing. >> he knows, yeah. >> but others, not mr. trump, who don't have the same motivation that mr. trump might have -- >> they're racist. they're racist. >> they are racist. >> they're racist. yeah. >> sooyou believe that there is racism at work in this country directed specifically at this president. >> oh, absolutely. absolutely. >> right. >>

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donald trump -- home base with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going so i was over there at snl yesterday and we went and had a sandwich and then we went to the game. he's like this the whole time. >> we should play you something. we have a tribute to you. >> i'm interviewing darrell hammond. >> he's amazing. he was on saturday night live for years. i don't think anyone ever hit me like him. he's a great guy and he has me down to a t. and others. but people think he does it the best. >> rare praise indeed. >> super flattered. >> your head cut in there, you could be brothers. >> i have this bland face that the make-up artists say can you paint on because they say you can't make. look like someone but you can make me -- look, it's very bland. and then it just can be transformed around. >> where do you get the ability to do impressions from do you think? >> i guess from my mom. my mom was great at it. >> really? >> really good. really good. >> after all we discussed, that's fascinating. >> yes, it transported her. it

donald trump -- home base with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going so i was over there at snl yesterday and twheen we went and had a sandwich and then we went to the game. he's like this the whole time. >> we should play you something. we have a tribute to you. >> i'm interviewing darrell hammond. >> he's amazing. he was on saturday night live for years. i don't think anyone ever hit me like him. he's a great guy and he has me down to a it. and others. but people think he does it the best. >> rare praise indeed. >> super flattered. >> your head cut in there, you could be brothers. >> i have this bland face that the make-up artists say can you paint on because they say you can't make. >> look like someone but you can make me -- look, it's very bland. and then it just can be transformed around. >> where do you get the ability to do impressions from do you think? >> i guess from my mom. my mom was great at it. >> really? >> really good. really good. >> after all we discussed, that's fascinating. >> yes, it transpor

donald trump. trump andvy been going back and forth this year. he wants me fired, i want him to be honest about his lack of political awareness. but nonetheless, he is a good guy. let me show you a clip of donald. show you that the humility of the man. this is at new hampshire. we got this. just got a picture. >> today, i'm very proud of myself. because i have accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. our president has finally released a birth certificate. /am really honored to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue. >> bob: okay, donald, the other thing that you convince people of is you know something about polics. the second place turkey are people in the republican field that went to donald trump's place for political advice and political support. give me a break. he is a good guy in so many ways. politics ain't his bag. who is your turkey? >> eric: i didn't know we had second and third place. >> bob: it's my segment. my turkey of the year is clearly, wait for it. president obama of cours

donald trump. trump andvy been going back and forth this year. he wants me fired, i want him to be honest about his lack of political awareness. but nonetheless, he is a good guy. let me show you a clip of donald. show you that the humility of the man. this is at new hampshire. we got this. just got a picture. >> today, i'm very proud of myself. because i have accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. our president has finally released a birth certificate. /am really honored to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue. >> bob: okay, donald, the other thing that you convince people of is you know something about politics. the second place turkey are people in the republican field that went to donald trump's place for political advice and political support. give me a break. he is a good guy in so many ways. politics ain't his bag. who is your turkey? >> eric: i didn't know we had second and third place. >> bob: it's my segment. my turkey of the year is clearly, wait for it. president obama of cou

>> my favorite was donald trump because i love donald. can i have a bit of trump? >> trump? gosh, what was the line i used to do? i'm donald trump. well, you know, trump is home based with mr. trump is this. you know, like you're over there going so i was over there at snl yesterday and we had a sandwich and went over and went to i an game. the whole time he's going -- and then he starts like going, i remember this one time, you th yeah. >> i think we should play you something now. we've got a tribute to you. from the great man. >> all right. >> so i'm interviewing darryl hammond, who does a very good donald trump, i have to say. what do you make of his impression? >> well, he's been amazing. he was on "saturday night live" for years. and really i don't think anybody ever hit me like him. but i think he's amazing. he's a great guy. and he has me down to a tee. and others. but people think he does it the best. >> wow. >> rare praise indeed. >> super flattering. >> actually, your head cut in there. i mean, you could be brothers. >> you know, i have this bland face that the mak

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