stewart is racist and really what could have led trump to make these accusations against jon stewart it's not what he said but the way he said it he told his voice inflection believable if anybody else deep deep trouble really donald you're basing your belief of jon stewart as racist because of the tone in his voice the inflection i mean let's listen to a clip of stewart's tone and you the viewer here decide. a commercial just always going to play we're different music in people's heads now. larry king live that's what's funny with a little funky music tossed in trouble must not understand that what jon stewart does every night is a little something called comedy his acting while he is by the anchor desk it's parody and satire it's not real news and trump says that he likes to what he should probably be taken off the air for a while for punishment i just love the audacity of that trump thinks that jon stewart should take a break from the air for a while i'm sure stewart is one of the most powerful media personalities in the country really cares what donald trump has to say not to men

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-> and i think jon stewart is part of that, frankly. to suggest that jon stewart is the fair arbitor in the middle and doesn't have his3 own ideology is bogus. >> but he has on on republicans. he has on a whole range of people. >> ut let's be honest. he's an entertainer with a point of view.3 and he's funny andda fabulous entertainer, but that's what he is. he's an entertainer.3 >> and you consider o'reilly to be more of a news man than jon stewart is? >> his background is. >> what is he doing now? >> yee, o'reilly is reporting news, breakingúú&newsg in-depth interviews with a spectrum of guests. >> yeah. >> who reppesent a spectrum of different views. >> so we have a minute left. what will you do next? what is what the next act here? >> that's a great question. somebody askeddme that last night and i turned it around and said what do you think i should do? look, i'm promoting the bookk3 and i actually really -- i didn't write this book as a next step to anything. i wrote it because i genuinely believe in the country. i do care about

ladies and gentlemen, jon stewart. and jon -- >> i present to you this. >> i note you've given me a -- the new four pack of -- these are the nice bowtie cans. >> i've been here an hour. what do you want from me? i've been here an hour and the football game has been on. >> that's where numbers one and two went. >> unfortunately. >> and it's warm. i'm not saying. i'm just saying it's warm. >> wow, i can't believe you look a gift horse in the mouth like this. >> so what do you think? go ahead >> i think this is why we do test shows. i think, you know, when you get -- when this thing is ready for air, and you're ready to put this on and they put you at your real time slot, i think it's going to be bang zoom. it's going to be great. you know what i learned tonight? you and i together, the two of us, make up half of richard engel. >> really? >> that guy is like a monster. >> i saw him in the green room. >> i had's unbelievable. >> you were getting your man crush on. >> he's -- he's in syria in the back of a van. i have more

that from rick perry to jon stewart. forbes out yesterday with the list of the most powerful people in the world. david cameron, at number ten, look at number nine, mark zuckerberg, 27-year-old mark zuckerberg, the number nine most powerful human being on the face of the earth. according to forbes, ben bernanke, the pope. and the saudi king at six. bill gates, angela merkel. hu jintao at number three, that leaves us with one and two. you got a good idea who might be one. let's see, these two guys kind of lobbying for the top spot this year. both going shirtless a little bit, trying to show themselves off to the voters. and forbes, let's see how it shakes out, oh, vladimir putin number two, our guy, president obama, remains the most powerful man on the face of the earth. >>> it was a shirtless shot that put him over the top. still ahead, why you're awake, your most powerful tweets and texts just moments away. when you're a sports photographer, things can get out of control pretty quickly. so i like control in the rest of

central's world news headquarters in new york s this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to dale day my name is jon stewart. what a program for you tonight. democratic minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us to explain how a bill becomes a bill. we don't really know. herman cain was on tv. i love that guy. >> some people don't want to see herman cain get the republican nomination. while a businessman by the name herman cain stepped forward. here i am. that's the person herman cain is. that's the thing about herman cain is that the person people don't know. some people don't want herman cain to become president of the united states of america. >> jon: wow, now herman cain is acting like he never met herman cain. [ laughter ] who talks in the third person. maybe herman cain is the hulk. herman cain sad. either way jon stewart isn't proud. [ laughter ] tuesday's press conference shows that since we heard aboutg6m cs old employer the national restaurant association settling two claims of sexual harassmen

["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to dale day my name is jon stewart. what a program for you tonight. democratic minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us to explain how a bill becomes a bill. we don't really know. herman cain was on tv. i love that guy. >> some people don't want to see herman cain get the republican nomination. while a businessman by the name herman cain stepped forward. here i am. that's the person herman cain is. that's the thing about herman cain is that the person people don't know. some people don't want herman cain to become president of the united states of america. >> jon: wow, now herman cain is acting like he never met herman cain. [ laughter ] who talks in the third person. maybe herman cain is the hulk. herman cain sad. either way jon stewart isn't proud. [ laughter ] tuesday's press conference shows that since we heard aboutg6m cs old employer the national restaurant association settling two claims of sexual harassment against him more than a week ago, we swiftly moved to stage four of a political sex scandal. stage

central's world news headquarters in new york s this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to dale day my name is jon stewart. what a program for you tonight. democratic minority leader nancy pelosi will be joining us to explain how a bill becomes a bill. we don't really know. herman cain was on tv. i love that guy. >> some people don't want to see herman cain get the republican nomination. while a businessman by the name herman cain stepped forward. here i am. that's the person herman cain is. that's the thing about herman cain is that the person people don't know. some people don't want herman cain to become president of the united states of america. >> jon: wow, now herman cain is acting like he never met herman cain. [ laughter ] who talks in the third person. maybe herman cain is the hulk. herman cain sad. either way jon stewart isn't proud. [ laughter ] tuesday's press conference sows that since we heard aboutg6m cs old employer the national restaurant association settling two claims of sexual harassment

stewart. ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> jon: welcome to the "daily show." my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, legendary journalist tom brokaw and his fabulous elf. laugh we begin tonight with hermain cain. and the biggest story to come out of the national restaurant association since that group was forced by the national rifle association to giveup their acronym. ( laughter ). you feel lucky, national restaurant association? every day we learn more about whether the-- ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) i see we have art aficionados in the crowd tonight. every day, we learn more about whether the association settled the 1990 sexual harassment charge leveled against its then-leader hermain cain. and when i say "we learn more," i am including in that hermain cain. >> i am unaware of any sort of settlement. i hope if it wasn't for much because i didn't do anything. >> jon: that was monday morning. ( laughter ). clearly, by monday night, mr. cain had attended some type of awareness-raising seminar. >> i was aware that an agreement was reached. the word

my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight brad paisley. he has written a book, an ode, a love letter, if you will, to the guitar which as you know in new york is legal. (laughter) >> jon: now its occupy wall street movement, a visceral expression of frustration with our system's institutionalized economic inequality and it resonates with many, many people. with just one small caveat. this turns into throwing trash bucks into starbucks windows, nobody's going to be down with that. we all love starbucks. how do you not love star kbux, coffee, adult contemporary music, free i would few, it is what many of us believe heaven to be. (laughter) so what is happening. >> there were also brief flashes of violence as protestors damaged and defaced a whole foods store. >> jon: no, no! no damage! (laughter) no damage, bad occupiers. the starbucks was just a metaphor for general vandalism, i want to be clear. all retail establishments, no. even mom and pop stores, no. >> in front of a men's wearhouse. you can see this smashed window. >> okay, i'm not cr

my name is jon stewart. man, do we have a good one tonight. my guest, martin scorsese. i'm going to get right to. we begin tonight-- he'll be out here. don't worry about it. we begin tonight with the republican race for the white house and a surprising new development. >> newt gingrich is surging in the polls. >> mr. gingrich at 32%. romney 19. cain 13. >> jon: stunning. and not just because gingrich is what you would diplomatically refer to as... likeability challenged. ( laughter ) ( applause ) but because in may of this year, his campaign was declared dead. >> it keeps getting worse and worse for newt gingrich. >> it newt finishes. >> charles krauthammer, just in two words. >> he's done. >> it is now functionally over for gingrich. >> jon: can't believe it. when newt gingrich was on his death bed, the media just divorced themselves from him. who does something like that? ( laughter ) but that's the political media. they care about two things-- are you anything to win ear are you dead?" bachmann got a taste of it back in july. >> look who is surging now. >> michele ba

my name is jon stewart. we got a good show for you tonight. i'm excited. mr. clint eastwood is going to be here. we have a good one for you. clint eastwood will be here. we'll swap stories about being iconic bad asses or at least one of us. then i'll just sit there and go, you're swell. as many of you know an awful lot of republican voters view mitt romney as the great white note and have therefore struggled desperately for viable alternative to mitt romney even going so far to pretend it might be michele bachmann. recently herman cain emerged as the leading alternative to the schnook of mormon. today sharon bialek accused cain of offering her a job in return for oral sex back in the '90s. a serious charge somewhat undercut by her unfortunately chosen lawyer and location, the friar's club. >> she reached out to mr. cain for help in finding another job. instead of receiving the help she had hoped for, mr. cain instead decided to provide her with his idea of a stimulus package. >> jon: no, no. then he asked her if she wanted to occupy ball street. oh, doctor. no

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: good evening! good evening and welcome to "the daily show's" halloween speak tack already a! (laughter) spook-tacular! (laughter) that's actually all we had planned for the spook-tacular. (laughter) it's a lot more than we'd ever done before but... anyway. we got a good show from the office. mindy kaling is going to be joining us. (cheers and applause) spook-tacular! see? (laughter) we only planned the lighting queue once. big news today for planet earth. >> a baby girl born this morning in the philippines is being called the seven billionth person in the world. >> jon: wow. that is exciting. (laughter) let me, if i may, address our seven billionth person. save us! we're very scared! please grow up to be our messiah. (laughter) please be our neo. i know you're probably not going to get that reference, it's from "the matrix" which is a totally kick-ass movie-- the first one-- they get less cool... it's not important.

name is jon stewart, tonight, betty white. oh, we got a good one. betty white is going to be joining us. betty white, possibly the most beloved entertainer in show business and i'm just going to say it. tonight i'm taking her down. (cheers and applause) dropping it like... all right. let's begin tonight with the latest revelations about herman cain in our new segment "indecision wave the, after dark." daddy likes that lower third graphic. (laughter) baby. >> another woman has come fog ward claiming a 13-year affair. >> jon: crap! (laughter) well, we've got to change the sign again, everybody. (laughter) yeah. got to put it back to zero. who's this lady? >> her name is ginger white. >> she says for 13 years he flew her to meet him in hotels and lavished her with gifts. >> jon: all right, all right. first of all those gifts didn't look too lavish. (laughter) let's focus on the positive. two things, one, 13 years? that is an admirable commitment to the woman with whom you are violating your spousal commitment with. (laughter) and

my name is jon stewart. we're back, baby. we're back. the hilarious merrill markoe, author of a new book. she will be joining us. it is an exciting night for me. it is my birthday. as my daughter said to me this morning, "daddy, i wish you were younger." and then in the poignancy of the moment turned around and walked out of the bathroom. but i have a mirror i have to look at now. you may have noticed we were gone last week. took a little break for thanksgiving. had a little rally to restore obesity. you know what i'm talking about? help me. but it's also time for reflection. that was a (beep) segway. i apologize. but it is a time for reflection. i didn't know i would be making my belly talk and then... so in the spirit of the holiday season, i want to offer an apology to someone. as you may recall about two months ago we told you about one new york city deputy inspector anthony balogne. a.k.a.tony balogne. he gained a measure of infamy for his work in testing the tear ducts and gag reflexes of seated sleeveless college girls. turned out

name is jon stewart! we got one for you tonight. i'm not even going to give it away. we have a special guest tonight, i'm not going to give it away. we'll... i'll give you a small clue. her first name is continue lee saa. other than that it could be anybody. condoleezza. our main story tonight, america's ongoing economic woes. >> as our nation's financial difficulties continue to be defined, as a struggle between those businesses whose monumental losses were covered by tarp and those whose ramen noodles and hackky sacks were also covered by tarp. but through it all, it's easy to forget the real victims of this epic battles-- the feelings of the winners. >> since when in this country was it okay to demonize success? >> the free enterprise system is under attack. >> the democratic party is going to have to stop bashing the rich. >> demonizing success. >> going after the rich and stokeing the rich back to the old populous. >> why vilify the top 1%? they're not going to save anybody by vilifying them. >> jon:

(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. barn burner tonight, our guest adam sandler, sandler's going to be joining us later. sandler the star of my three favorite movie, billy madison, happy gillmore and, uh-- (applause) oh, what is the third? the-- uh-- (laughter) epa, i don't-- i don't-- oh, that reminded me! let's begin tonight with last night's gop debate on cnbc, the 9th of the primary season. now before we get into rick perry's now infamous abc wide world of sports agony of defeat-worthy brain turd, and believe me we will get there, i would just like to start way brief announce. i'm calling the fight, throw in the towel, it's over. republicans, you had your chance. you didn't want romney, too bad. are you now stuck with mitt romney [bleep] romney, done. he is the winner. romney wins. we're calling it tonight. (applause) it's over. indecision 2012 mercy rule edition because in presidential primaries as in little league if one team is up 10-0 in the third you call it a day and you head over to friendly's for some fribbl

"the daily show", my name is jon stewart. on the program tonight, my guest... we are excited tonight. my guest, astronaut-- you heard me correctly-- astronaut and author mark kelly. did you know, when mark kelry was a little boy he dreamed of growing up to be a regional copper wiring distributor. (laughter) but he was a failure! (laughter) and ended up having to as roe naught. (laughter) i think that's a verb for being a astronaut. i'm not sure. anyway, just two and a half weeks ago we found out republican presidential candidate herman cain had sexual harassment issues when the national restaurant association settled some lawsuits for him setting off a media firestorm which lasted until six days ago when republican presidential candidate rick perry fired the brain fart heard round the world. (laughter) also setting off a media firestorm. but, again, that's six days ago! daddy need another hit of gas because once again the race to determine the most qualified opponent to challenge the current leader of the free world in the no