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coming up, davidcaptioning spony comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. [audience chanting "stephen"] thank you so much. [cheering and applause] what can i say? welcome to "the report." merry christmas, everybody. happy new year. folks, good to have you with us. everybody, everybody out there, everybody out in the world, everybody in the media, everybody in here tonight is talking about it. they're asking about it. my south carolina serious, classy republican debate. ever since donald trump dropped out of his own debate last night, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the republican primary. now, originally i planned to hold my debate on animal planet. [laughter] bar none home to the cutest baby sloths on tv. makes the baby sloths on discovery channel look like hookers. but, of course, i cannot forget what natural fit this debate would be for national geographic, nat geo. last might i told everybody invo

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>> well, i likecaptioning sponsy comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.or captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to "the report," everybody! good to have you with us. thank you so much. [audience chanting "stephen"] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. nation, last night i told you about donald trump's plan to host a republican debate. he's absolutely the perfect person to do it. you don't have to take my word for it. ask drum. >> this is a news max debate. news max is a powerful organization, good organization, and they asked me to do it. i said i would do it. the candidates have come up to trump tower. i've gotten to know them. everyone wants my endorsement. i represent millions and millions of people. you know, you just have to look at the web sites. but i remember just millions of people. >> stephen: millions of people. and that's just his make-up team. now, unfortunately jon huntsman, ron paul and mitt romney have all said they would not appear at his t

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is your moment of zen. >> one of our former competitors was herman cain. he always reminded us of the 999 plan. i would like to have the win-win -win plan. >> there are five different styles of conflict. number 5 is captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. [audience chanting "stephen"] thank you so much. [cheering and applause] what can i say? welcome to "the report." merry christmas, everybody. happy new year. folks, good to have you with us. everybody, everybody out there, everybody out in the world, everybody in the media, everybody in here tonight is talking about it. they're asking about it. my south carolina serious, classy republican debate. ever since donald trump dropped out of his own debate last night, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the republican primary. now, originally i planned to hold my debate on animal planet. [laughter] bar

captioning sponsored by captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.or mr. geiss, i'm so sorry. i just found out that you're here. i'd have my assistant sit on his naughty stool if he didn't love it so much. no apologies. i'm just admiring your bulb cover. thank you, sir. why don't you, uh-- are you all right? it's the diabetes. i'm light-headed all the time. i can't see a damn thing. we're all getting older, sir. tell me about it. my baby girl is getting married. she and her fiancé are out choosing floral arrangements right now. [chuckles] fire island, really? i'd love to come out. fight the surf together, light a fire, check each other for ticks. kathy, i think i just found the perfect place for our honeymoon. you're getting a fine son-in-law, sir. banks would do anything for the company. i know there's no love lost between you and devin. you've both been competing for my job for almost a year. hanging in there while so many others cracked under the pressure, like bob duncan. the head of the stress ball division hanged himself. now it's

captioning sponsored by captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.or (tina fey) previously, on 30 rock... [whining like a dog] (tina) oh, my, not that--this. sorry, i don't shake hands. i have avian bone syndrome. hollow bones. tracy jordan, the black crusaders are coming for you. the top law firm in cleveland wants me. god's sakes, tracy, where are you? starting a new life. because of the black crusaders? that's crazy. will you marry me? no. i took that job. blurgh. cough. [coughs] and cough. [coughs] and cough. [coughs] okay, now let's start the examination. are you getting enough sleep? no. you drinking water? no. are you exercising at all? no. and you're still working those long hours? yes. i feel great. my wedding's in a couple of days. your 18th, right? same as bianca's. i guess our friends will just have to choose between us. my mother's coming up from florida to attend bianca's wedding, so it's perfect. do you... have any questions about the wedding night? you know, you're actually in better shape than last year. you lost a coupl

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coming up, davidcaptioning spony comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight does the dictionary have a liberal bias? well, why else don't they even mention ronald reagan until r? then a new international food crisis. german chocolate cake has invaded polish sausage. and my guest samuel l. jackson is making his broadway debut playing dr. martin luther king, jr.. wow, they have really retooled spider-man. newt gingrich says he's against gay marriage. that explains why it's the only type of marriage he hasn't tried yet. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. (cheers and applause) good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much, everybody. good to have you with us. and a merry christmas, nation. and it is about damn time, i got to say. so far this year i have really been letting christmas down. it's my last week

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