pierce. ♪ >> charlie pierce political columnist for esquire.com. good morning, charlie pierce. >> a face full of o'reilly a former movie that never made it to tv. >> oh, row are thinking of this one. ♪ >> yeah, that one. [ whittling ] >> goo one charlie pierce what you can do with your mouth -- >> wow wee, wow wow. excuse me. am i on the phone? >> are you auditions dressage horse songs for mitt romney? >> they don't do music with dressage, do they? >> it's horse dancing. >> they don't do music, do they? >> yes mitt romney picks the music. he picks the theme from rainman, mr. delegate math. >> and there is a video going around to a dressage horse dancing to lmfao's "i'm sexy and i know it." >> these are people that dress up and jump over things. >> no that's chase. >> do they have a pairs competition too. >> synchronized dressage. >> give ann romney credit it is really hard to pick up the horse and spin it around. [ laughter ] >> i love your round up of the sunday shows. you discussed the deplorable antics of the secret service. but it is hilariou

and charlie pierce our pal from esquire.com. and carlos rocky. >> and you are -- >> i'm the voice of the taco bell chihuahua. i was the voice on the old stephanie miller show. >> that's right. and now look what happened to you. >> yeah, they get up at 5:00 every day. >> thanks, carlos. >> 4:00. >> 4:00? >> uh-huh. >> is it wisconsin primary day, along with d.c. and maryland. >> uh-huh. >> i just love -- this 2012 primary has finally found some dignity. santorum stopped short of dawning a cheese head. [ applause ] >> he did not wear the foam cheese head. cheese heads, rolle poly cheese heads. >> he said he'll eat their cheese and drink their beer although you won't find rick santorum wearing the cheese triangle on his head. >> oh! >> he declined the offer of dawn -- >> that would seem undignify. >> yeah, that would make this race seem ridiculous. >> tawdry. >> tawdry in some day. no he is a pittsburgh steelers fan, of course. while he and his wife chewed on squeaky cheese curd. >> that's the only kind of cheese curd there is. >>

it's the author of video in america. ♪ >> pierce >> charlie pierce, political columnist for esquire.com. >> this is so weird i'm watching you on television. >> yeah. hi, charlie pierce. >> hi. >> you come along with ron paul crazy uncle liberty. [ laughter ] >> that's pretty much what he is. he is everybody's favorite crazy uncle who every ten or 15 minutes actually say something that you go hey, crazy uncle liberty is right. it's true. rick overton was in, and he is like, yes, get out of the war legalize marijuana, i have human teeth in a car in my garage. >> your hawking a lugar -- >> that's not mine. [ laughter ] >> you see the tea party still swings a big stick in elections. as you say, lugger is only a moderate because the party went sailing off of the rails. >> richard lugar has been in the senate since shortly after george rogers clark died in indiana, i think. the guy has been in the senate forever. he was richard nixon's favorite major. richard nixon has been out of office -- he has been dead for a long time. but somehow over the course of his 137 years in the senate that's not

charlie pierce great stuff as always. >> thanks, guys. we'll talk to you next week. >> don in little rock you are on the "stephanie miller show." how, don. >> hey stephanie love your show. >> thank ya. 8:00 pm central time, i'll channel surf, and if i want to lose brain cells, i check out hannity's show. >> oh, dear. >> i know. i know. and they had the segment on the left's war on women. my whole question -- i guess the right -- how were they able to change the whole spin and change the narrative to where obama was the culprit behind the war on women. >> because it's sean hannity, pay attention. >> they have an uncanny able to do that. >> yeah. >> you know the noted douche nozzle joe walsh. >> yes. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> did you see this, jim, he is running against tammy duckworth who lost three of her limbs i believe, lost them on the battlefield in iraq, and he previously said what else has she done female? wounded? veteran? she is nothing more than a hand-picked -- >> he is kept hour house in order unlike yours. >> yeah, dead

don't forget tomorrow our tuesday pal charlie pierce from estes square. and david shuster, the most interesting man in the world. >> that's right. >> and looky here another unsol it willed testimonial thing. >> i was on vacation last week to a place that didn't get current tv so i should not get your show -- [ screaming ] >> luck illy i did have verizon fios oddly i did seem to get more work done than what i can watch your plan. [ applause ] >> i'm currently enjoying the "stephanie miller show" marathon has i type this. was go glad to get back and find out you had not been replaced by danny bonadchi. >> he did show up on my tv show this weekend. >> ho. >> he was breaking eggs with his face. [ dramatic music ] >> as you do. >> that would be on next week. and now breaking eggs with your face starring danny bonaduchi. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> greg writes stephanie shame you are a lezbo. me and lots of men would like to [ censor bleep ] like pigs. oh, well. show us your ass once in a while. >> okay, greg there you go. >> that is what the ass cam is for

charlie pierce, our tuesday pal tomorrow. and you know, it is a regular raucous tuesday show. >> there are other people, too. we'll let you know. >> stephanie: sure. we'll see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."

. >> charlie pierce called him yesterday, the captain of the uss [ censor bleep ]. good morning, camille. >> i'm your sister from another mother. >> thank you. >> i'll tell you why santorum had to get out it is because he said god told him to run. later he look it back and said my wife told me that god said -- >> oh. >> told her -- >> well, that's like a game of telephone. oh, honey you got the message -- >> for the record that's how we got in this mess all together because originally god told a woman something -- >> right. >> and she didn't listen and she listened to somebody else, and then there was an apple that was eaten. it wasn't his fault he ate the apple. it was his wife's suggestion. >> froththy yesterday. >> against all odds we won 11 states. millions of voters. it was a love affair for me going from state-to-state and seeing the differences, but the wonderful, wonderful people of this country who cared deeply about where this country is going in the future cared deeply about those who are out there paddling alone who are feeling left behind and in some re