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greg? >> greg: when you talk, i believe it was 21 women. and when you are talking about, you know, all sort of things here we have to group them. 21 hookers is known as a beckel. am i right? this is not going to be a scandal. a real scandal until the other stiletto drops. that means when the women talk. if you look at clinton. the clinton scandal didn't explode until there was lewinsky. john edwards didn't explode until hunter. there is 21 women involved. there will be money -- >> bob: can i just, can i clarify one thing if you don't mind? let's keep this scandal to the obama administration going. this had nothing to do with the obama administration. it's secret service. nobody that is not political is the secret service. >> andrea: it doesn't make us look good. he is supposed to be managing everything. >> bob: not managing the secret service. >> andrea: he should be managing people managing the secret service. is middleton a problem child? there i is new developments in the gun controversy in france. stay tuned. we'll tell you all about it

. >> greg: yes! interesting. [ laughter ] you took a picture of m >> eric: this is my favorite story of the weekend. we have didn't have a party so we snuck in. i want to document we snuck in abc. hold your beer, i want to take a picture. as i did, the girl in the background freaks out, she jumps away and comes back a second later going okay, you can take my picture now. >> kimberly: why didn't you just ask. >> eric: i wn't trying to take your picture. i'm trying to take greg's. see who it is? erin andrews. i was using the old joke, greg, i want to take her pictures. greg that was amazing. >> dana: it was awkward and weird. >> kimberly: what did you do to erin andrews? >> bob: i lasted through halfway through this one. i have been to 17 of them. i never seen anybody like eric bolling who was a kid at christmas. eric send me an e-mail and i got back to him. he said it was perhaps the greatest day of my life. other than getting married or had a child. he was ove every place. taking picture of everybody

. >> greg: there i am. at this age i had already published my first book entitled "do you smell like poop"? >> bob: one of my hobbies is serial killer. that is a picture of a serial killer in the making right there. >> greg: thank you. >> dana: bob. you to see yours. your sister sent it. i haven't seen it yet. >> bob: well, it's just a sweet young guy. that was a terrorist. good, did we lose it? i hope so. because i really prefer not to -- >> dana: did your sister take care of the family photographs? >> bob: there he is. look at that. >> dana: that's five? >> greg: that is not five. >> bob: it is. >> greg: you have a beard. >> bob: if you notice that was taken near a cemetery. and i was wearing -- where do you get this stuff from? >> dana: look at the slippe slippers. >> bob: i mentioned this in the last segment, shortly after this, that my brother and i really did burn down the neighbor's garage. we weren't seven. we were five. >> andrea: you were a bad kid. >> dana: you played with matches at five? >> bob

. >> greg: i'm the wee wordsmith greg gutfeld. the cute in prosecute. kikimberly guilfoyle. juan williams. sleek greek, anderso greek, and. and the world's lady bug. dana perino. this show is packed tight, so let's do this. in a speech tuesday, president obama hit the g.o.p. budget plan. i bet he thinks the congressional budget is something different altogethe altogether. perhaps a trojan horse. >> this congressional republican budget is something different altogether. it is a trojan horse. disguiseed as deficit reduction plans. it's really an attempt to impose the radical vision on our country. it's thinly veiled social darwinism. >> greg: the official cocktail party phrase for libs. even ryan wrote the voters must choose between social darwinism and free society. wonder what he is for. that confuses me. i thought the left was pro-science against darwin. does obama against evolution? maybe he is a flat earther, too. >> they must have been founding members of the flat earth society. >> charter members of the flat earth society. >> charter members of the flat earth society. >

greg? >> greg: for today's greg word been a, the word is -- -- ward ban, the word is "narrative." a lot of reporters using the word. media pushes the narrative, narrative for the primary. narrative means just a storyline. no more narrative. tired of it. >> dana: okay, good, right. that is interesting. it won't say "narrative" anymore. we have a fun show tomorrow. we have five pictures of us five when we were five, tomorrow at 5:00. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, host of the new pbs show. it is where i restore aging house boys in mint conditi

. >> eric: greg? >> greg: i mean, what he nails is something we talk about before, which environmentalism uses fear to control people. they started back with rachel carson with the silent spring. you had the dude with the population bomb. i think paul ehrlich that predicted the dire circumstances. why are they predicting dire circumstances to scare to us acquiescing to more government control. that's the whole point. they benefited by the media. i call it hip welfare. because environmentis environmee hip. people are less likely to check the facts. they could say anything as long as it doesn't get in way of a good story to get a free pass. >> kimberly: sure. they need fear tactics, et cetera, to authorize funding for problems like solyndra and waste taxpayers' money on things that are not feasible. as we discussed before and solar and everything operating as ultimate highest potential, which it's not. we don't need to account for 16%. >> greg: we could harness the steam from bob's head. >> kimberly: he

>> greg: hello, i'm the dainty defender greg gutfeld. she puts the va-va-voom in the courtroom, birdie kim. more tails than a kite factory, bob beckel. traded fat calls for margin calls, eric bolling. if america were a box of cracker jacks, she would be the prize. dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. 4:00 a.m. in the underground shrine. this show is tighter than bob's little black book. so let's do this america. ♪ ♪ >> greg: so outrage is like bouncing betty. one minute, rush limbaugh is cornered and the next you're running for corner which hillary rosen just found out. >> mitt romney is running around the country saying my wife tells me what women really care about is economic issues. when i listen to my wife, that's what i'm hearing. his wife has never worked a day in her life. >> greg: oops. what is next for hillary, the so-called p.r. expert, condemned to salvation army for ringing bells too loudly? criticizing nurses for only wearing white? shame puppies for being too adorable? what a disaster for the white house. i bet a st

we kick it off with greg gutfeld. >> greg: thank, edith. my buddy and all-american great american gary sinese has the lieutenant dan band. and was supposed to perform this month in brooklyn where all the money goes to wounded warriors. he builds homes for wounded warriors but he got in a serious car accident. they had to cancel performances and he's recovering nicely. if you can go to this website, the gary sinese foundation.org get tickets for the upcoming shows which are in april 27 and april 28. in brooklyn. he is playing in upstate new york. catch him all over the country. if you go there, find links for the tickets or donate to the, for the military for veterans. first responders andtary families. a good cause. he is a great dude. >> bob: one of the nicest conservatives i know. good friend of my brother. good man. >> dana: amazing guy. eric? >> eric: one thing i don't do, i did in a past life, i keep my finger on it. i do stock trading and i have done tok trading in the past. i'm not allowed to trade. i'm allowed to invest now. a compa

. >> greg: hello, i'm the dainty defender greg gutfeld. she puts the va-va-voom in the courtroom, birdie kim. more tails than a kite factory, bob beckel. traded fat calls for margin calls, eric bolling. if america were a box of cracker jacks, she would be the prize. dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. 4:00 a.m. in the underground shrine. this show is tighter than bob's little black book. so let's do this america. ♪ ♪ >> greg: so outrage is like bouncing betty. one minute, rush limbaugh is cornered and the next you're running for corner which hillary rosen just found out. >> mitt romney is running around the country saying my wife tells me what women really care about is economic issues. when i listen to my wife, that's what i'm hearing. his wife has never worked a day in her life. >> greg: oops. what is next for hillary, the so-called p.r. expert, condemned to salvation army for ringing bells too loudly? criticizing nurses for only wearing white? shame puppies for being too adorable? what a disaster for the white house. i bet a st

greg? >> greg: for today's greg word been a, the word is -- -- ward ban, the word is "narrative." a lot of reporters using the word. media pushes the narrative, narrative for the primary. narrative means just a storyline. no more narrative. tired of it. >> dana: okay,

>> greg: they were artistic. nudity is superficial. >> bob: this is a referendum on obama but the a terntive has to be accept to believe people. i'm not sure that romney is not foining to have enough gas. the problem with romney, he has no personality. >> greg: that is the best thing about him. hollywood is over. i mean, america is over hollywood. they are over the celebrity telling them how cool obama is. republicans just point out what obama accomplished. he said belgium, well, we're belgium. >> andrea: the promises were so big. >> bob: that's right. >> eric: you are trying to paint romney being fa nil la an plain. but most people are going you know what? maybe we should try vanilla or plain. >> kimberly: that is my favorite ice cream. i love vanilla. >> bob: race for mayor in new york, the line was tyler, if mayor. having said that, you have to vet some personality. >> andrea: i think first, romney would be an excellent debateer the, too. i take issue with you saying the campaign had gas. i think romney's camp

what does greg say in >> greg: is it taxpayer money? >> kimberly: you paid for the room. cash advance on the room, you pay for. that i know you'd probably rather see it go to that than solyndra but other than that, not a good idea. >> greg: as an expert in sexual rejection syndrome, i must point out they do a tough job. as eric pointed out. you need to relieve stress from a tough job. i consider this is a health treat some why isn't it covered by obamacare? >> kimberly: they got confused. >> greg: where is hillary rosen? this is clearly war on women, war on international women and more important, war on working women just trying to make a living. >> dana: when you have a top secret clearance you don't get the choice to decide when you're on or offdutty. you get top secret clearance, and you went through it and the reason you got yours is you didn't lie about anything. >> bob: correct. >> dana: are they open about this? do they go home and talk about this to their friends? when we go to countries where prostitution is legal, it's okay? the top secret clearance thing is pro

>> greg: he has seen it. it's gotten large. >> eric: tell people what it means. >> greg: he realizes that he could see the weakness in his, i guess his adventure. >> eric: let's talk about this. >> dana: i got a roundup. >> eric: i have to ask you. $2.9 million is what mitt romney will spend in pennsylvania to fight the other guys off! wouldn't it be easier to save the money and use it against the war chest coming out? >> dana: we could have said that in july and saved us a lot of heartache and headache. the money we spend, this will get me in trouble, the money we spend in politics relative to the level of economy and what we're doing is fine, it's on par. and a super-pac issue is not that bad. the money and jobs it creates. can i mention a couple other things? newt gingrich came in fourth behind someone that is nobody is talking about, or republican party don't talk about enough. that is ron paul. and what his supports are going to do. the messaging as kimberly said was excellent from newt. one line we didn

greg? >> greg: for today's greg word been a, the word is -- -- ward ban, the word is "narrative." a lot of reporters using the word. media pushes the narrative, narrative for the primary. narrative means just a storyline. no more narrative. tired of it. >> dana: okay, good, right. that is interesting. it won't say "narrative" anymore. we have a fun show tomorrow. we have five pictures of us five when we were five, tomorrow at 5:00. there is a great point about it. hope to see you tomorrow. >> bret: a one-time incident or the tip of the iceberg? new questions tonight in washington. this is "special report." ♪

>> greg: i'm the wee wordsmith greg gutfeld. the cute in prosecute. kikimberly guilfoyle. juan williams. sleek greek, anderso greek, and. and the world's lady bug. dana perino. this show is packed tight, so let's do this. in a speech tuesday, president obama hit the g.o.p. budget plan. i bet he thinks the congressional budget is something different altogethe altogether. perhaps a trojan horse. >> this congressional republican budget is something different altogether. it is a trojan horse. disguiseed as deficit reduction plans. it's really an attempt to impose the radical vision on our country. it's thinly veiled social darwinism. >> greg: the official cocktail party phrase for libs. even ryan wrote the voters must choose between social darwinism and free society. wonder what he is for. that confuses me. i thought the left was pro-science against darwin. does obama against evolution? maybe he is a flat earther, too. >> they must have been founding members of the flat earth society. >> charter members of the flat earth society. >> charter members of the flat earth society. >

>> greg: what? hey, bob -- >> kimberly: you're not well behaved. >> greg: it's thursday. in thursday move. thursday is like my friday. so the polls, cbs, "new york times" poll finds obama and romney in a dead heat. i want to ask you, if you were involved in obama's campaign, what kind of advice would you give to president obama, would you tell him to hold tight in things might get better. or new game plan. >> bob: i think -- he was in ohio yesterday. ohio is going to be as it usually is, critical to the outcome of the presidential race. here is the thing i find most interesting about all the polls. number of undecided voters are very small. persuadable voters. polarization on both sides is really, i mean they are both sitting around 46% if you ample it all out. normally in a presidential race, it's 40/40. that is the base. 20% persuadable vote. i think that that, what if i were obama i'd focus on that. here is the problem with romney and obama. they do not attract blue collar white, noncollege men. neither one of them. and that is a problem. whoever gets there first will

greg? andrea? >> andrea: last night, thank you to women's national republican club for letting me m.c. the awards dinner. ray kelly is with me. rumored to be the next mayor. this is a great night. pretty dress. thank you, everybody for letting me. >> greg: i didn't have one. that's why i said skip me. reiley has a new word a day thing. i started been a a word. today it's apoplectic. i never want to hear the word again. it's somehow gained favor in the last month. i'm tired of it. >> andrea: obama's

greg? andrea? >> andrea: last night, thank you to women's national republican club for letting me m.c. the awards dinner. ray kelly is with me. rumored to be the next mayor. this is a great night. pretty dress. thank you, everybody for letting me. >> greg: i didn't have one. that's why i said skip me. reiley has a new word a day thing. i started been a a word. today it's apoplectic. i never want to hear the word again. it's somehow gained favor in the last month. i'm tired of it. >> andrea: obama's favorite word. >> bob: i'm apoplectic for you being ablow plek tick ablow. that's it for "the five." >> bret: i'm bret baier. this is a fox news alert. minutes ago we learned of new fallout from the

greg? >> greg: i have a solution, don't even hold conferences. i don't go to conferences. >> especially if you work for the government, the taxpayer is paying for it. >> greg: i just go to work. that's all i do. why do they need conferences? does fox have a conference? no, they don't. we just work, and work hard. thank you very much. we'll have much more on the gsa spending scandal, how it's turning into a political hot potato a little later in the hour. i don't think i've ever gone to a conference in my life. >> heather: i haven't either. i don't know. >>> an all-out manhunt underway in tulsa, oklahoma, right now. tulsa police joining forces with county sheriffs and the u.s. marshals and the fbi, looking for a white man driving a white pickup truck responsible for a string of shootings that have the entire city on edge. three people are dead, two others in critical condition, all of the victims are black. all of the incidents happening within a three-mile area at around the same time, and

>> greg: dress up. because generally bob barker will come to you if he sees you are dressed in something unusual. >> dana: great advice. >> bob: i thought a woman spun that thing. >> greg: it's a woman. >> bob: i did not get a single one right. >> dana: "jeopardy." >> andrea: i think that you should take the podium closest to alex. it's important to understand alex. that's how i have a quiz question about alex, the host for you right now. are you ready? >> dana: i haven't read his bio, yet. go ahead. >> dana: >> what is alex's hobby outside of "jeopardy"? >> dana: what is cleaning greg gutfeld's ferret cage? >> andrea: as tempting as that sounds, ahh. reading and racing thoroughbred horses. >> dana: oh! >> dana: what is the patriots? >> eric: who are -- >> dana: i mean, first the gra magrammar has to be correct. who are the steelers? eric, do you have advice for me? the one thing i'm nervous about is that at the end how do you know how much to bet? i have different advice. somebody said always bet a dol

>> greg: wait a minute. in your past the word "party line" meant something a little different. >> kimberly: subtle difference. >> bob: it did. we shared party lines. i want you to know that. jimenez explains a lot. >> bob: coming up are leonardo dicaprio and kate winslett embarrassed to be in the highest grossing movie of all time? that's the next segment. if this knocks your socks off, you probably weren't wearing socks in the first place, and that makes me sick to my stomach, you non-sock wearing people. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] remember when you were a kid? you ked getting dirty and building things. there were no limits -- yocould move mountains. the john deere 1 series subcompact tractor -- the way grownups move mountains. and with auto-connect implements, it's the eiest tractor to use yet. what will you create? learn more about the easy-to-use 1 series tractor at johndeere.com/1series. >>> i'm bret baier in washington. the big story here today is the fourth day of fall-out from president obama's c

we kick it off with greg gutfeld. >> greg: thank, edith. my buddy and all-american great american gary sinese has the lieutenant dan band. and was supposed to perform this month in brooklyn where all the money goes to woundeduid warriors but he got in a serious car accident. they had to cancel performances and he's recovering nicely. if you can go to this website, the gary sinese foundation.org get tickets for the upcoming shows which are in april 27 and april 28. in brooklyn. he is playing in upstate new york. catch him all over the country. if you go there, find links for the tickets or donate to the, for the military for veterans. first responders andtary families. a good cause. he is a great dude. >> bob: one of the nicest conservatives i know. good friend of my brother. good man. >> dana: amazing guy. eric? >> eric: one thing i don't do, i did in a past life, i keep my finger on it. i do stock trading and i have done tok trading in the past. i'm not allowed to trade. i'm allowed to invest now. a company i watch for the better part of s