and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i feel the love. great new york city crowd. good to be back home in new york. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon", everybody. here is what people are talking about. last night the seattle seahawks

but jimmy fallon, the emmy-winning, jimmy fallon right now! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, man, oh, man. that feels good. thank you so much. i feel the love. welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here is what people are talking about. yesterday, paul ryan said that he and mitt romney won't reveal their tax plan to the public until after the election. [ laughter ] other politicians couldn't believe it. they were like, "at least do the honorable thing and lie." [ laughter ] i mean, come on. more news on the election. a new poll shows that president obama has expended his lead over mitt romney since the democratic national convention. of course, it didn't help obama as much as that

"jimmy fallon" happening right now! jimmy, take it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, man, oh, man. that feels good. thank you so much. i feel the love. welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here is what people are talking about. yesterday, paul ryan said that he and mitt romney won't reveal their tax plan to the public until after the election. [ laughter ] other politicians couldn't believe it. they were like, "at least do the honorable thing and lie." [ laughter ] i mean, come on. more news on the election. a new poll shows that president obama has expended his lead over mitt romney since the democratic national convention. of course, it didn't help obama as mush as that other ev

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but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: and now, tonight's keynote speaker -- san antonio mayor julian castro. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. my fellow americans, i stand before you tonight as a proud democrat. a proud latino, and a proud citizen of these united states. america is the land of opportunity, and my journey thus far has taken me all over this great country -- except arizona, they don't let me in there. there's actually a sign outside the state that says "you must be this white to get in." [ laughter ] but tonight, i want to tell you the story of my grandmother, victoria. she was a strong, proud, latina woman who could barely speak a word of english, kind of like the woman from "modern family," sofia vergara. along with my mother, victoria raised me and my twin brother, joaquin. it's true, i have a twin brother. and in case you're wondering, yes, sometimes we totally switch lives for a day just so screw with people. in fact, i may not even be the

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ a proud latino, and a proud citizen of these united states. america is the land of opportunity, and my journey thus >> announcer: and now, tonight's keynote speaker -- san antonio mayor julian castro. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. my fellow americans, i stand before you tonight as a proud democrat. a proud latino, and a proud citizen of these united states. america is the land of opportunity, and my journey thus far has taken me all over this great country -- except arizona, they don't let me in there. there's actually a sign outside the state that says "you must be this white to get in." [ laughter ] but tonight, i want to tell you the story of my grandmother, victoria. she was a strong, proud, latina woman who could barely speak a word of english, kind of like the woman from "modern family," sofia vergara. along with my mother, victoria raised me and my twin brother, joaquin. it's true, i have a twin brother. and in case you're w

even if stephen colbert and jimmy fallon did all they could to keep him from accepting. >>> in seattle, a group of good samaritans helps capture a suspected jewelry store robber. authorities say a doorman from a nearby hotel who chased and tackled the masked gunman was shot in the arm during the

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. how you feeling this friday? thank you very much for the love, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, man, oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] this is fun. yeah, the weekend's here, baby! that's the new york city love. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, settle down. i'll get honey boo boo's mom. i'll get mama boo boo after you. guys, here's what people are talking about. president obama's campaign is trying to appeal to single women in florida over the age of 65. [ light laughter ] which explains obama's new slogan, hope, change and boniva. [ laughter ] i think that will work. a lot of election stuff going on. mitt romney just released a new campaign ad aimed at seniors, too called, least we can do. [ laughter ] named after how much he plans on doing for seniors. is that the le

but emmy winner jimmy fallon right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i feel the love. great new york city crowd. good to be back home in new york. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon", everybody. here is what people are talking about. last night the seattle seahawks beat the green bay packers -- 14-12 on "monday night football." yeah. i dvr'd the game and watched it later, you know, just like the refs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i didn't watch it as it was going on. >> steve: you've got stuff to do. >> jimmy: i mean that's unbelievable what's happening. i mean the nfl replacement referees, they are under fire after a botched c

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much, everybody! welcome. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. fun show tonight. thank you very much. hey, guys -- thank you, sir. here's what people are talking about today. bill clinton spoke at the democratic national convention last night and gave the audience several key numbers on the economy. which is weird since usually clinton is the one trying to get numbers from people, so that's an interesting move. [ cheers and applause ] interesting how he -- clinton also described president obama as cool on the outside, but burning for america on the inside. and he introduced his new speech writer, danielle steel. [ laughter ] she's good. windy nights and balmy. did you see this last night? monica lewinsky's former rabbi gave the benediction after bill clinton spoke at the dnc, which explains when h

jimmy fallon -- the emmy award-winning jimmy fallon, coming up next! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. 700. thank you, wow. thank you, guys, so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we're going to have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! okay, guys, here's what people are talking about. on saturday mitt romney took some time off from campaigning to watch his grandson's soccer game. it got awkward when one team pulled their goalie and romney was like, "look at that, another job lost under president obama." [ laughter ] calm down, buddy. grandpa. [ applause ] some major tv news. it was just announced that nicki minaj and keith urban will join randy jackson and mariah carey as judges on "american i

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel good, thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it feels good. man, we've got a great show tonight. we've got kirsten dunst. [ cheers and applause ] governor chris christie. [ cheers and applause ] we've got jason mraz. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a great show. woo! but first -- first you guys, we've gotta talk about the democratic national convention in charlotte, north carolina. they're going all out to make sure it tops last week's republican convention. in fact, i heard that at this one, they're gonna have clint eastwood yell at a couch. [ laughter ] [ scattered c

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, how are you doing? thank you, welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you. i have sad news, you guys. sad news. the british band chumbawamba announced they are breaking up after 30 years. >> steve: what? what? >> jimmy: 30 years and one song. they are -- [ laughter ] but i think they will get back up again. >> steve: are you serious? you're never going to get me down. >> jimmy: sad news. >> steve: never. >> jimmy: hey, i want to say congratulations to kourtney kardashian, who welcomed her second child over the weekend. [ cheers and applause ] we love her. congratulations. it was weird though, instead of a boy or a girl, the doctor was just like, "it's -- a new reality show!" here it is. start filming now. some election news. in a new interview, mitt romney said he doesn't know where his financial

emmy-winner "jimmy fallon" happening right now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very, very nice. thank you. please -- welcome. welcome to the show. thank you so much. i love you. i feel the love. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everyone. please, have a seat. please. [ cheers and applause ] i can promise you, this show is not that funny. i can promise. welcome, you guys, to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy -- >> audience member: i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: happy wednesday. here's what people are talking about, you guys. tonight was the season finale of "here comes honey boo boo" on tlc. [ cheers and applause ] or as president obama put it, "all right, now i can finally start prep

but emmy winner jimmy fallon, coming up next! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- d featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! i feel the love. thank you so much, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i am your host, jimmy fallon and i'm sad to announce i will no longer be officiating tonight's browns/ravens game. sorry. [ laughter ] that's right. the strike is over. the nfl referees have signed an eight-year contract, which means no more replacement refs. [ cheers and applause ] you know, those guys made a lot of bad calls. but not all of them were bad. in fact, let's take a look back at all the calls the nfl replacement refs actually got right. >> false start. >> jimmy: th

jimmy fallon, what up? ♪ ♪ father when i get up to heaven gonna let me in ♪ ♪ people who judge me but i know they haven't been where i've been ♪ ♪ i know the day's gonna come when i've gotta repent but until then ♪ ♪ i just keep runnin' and runnin' and runnin' i keep on runnin' but i don't know where ♪ ♪ i am goin' the is just mind-blowin' surrounded by circus clowns sick ♪ ♪ of the pie-throwin' ridiculous i ain't knowin' ♪ ♪ where to locate my saneness ooops i meant to say sanity ♪ ♪ danny is brainless ooops i meant to pray near this canopy bed ♪ ♪ too bad there's too many hookers layin' in it danny! is shameless ♪ ♪ you lames just shuck and jive like andy and amos ♪ ♪ co-signed by two giants y'all still don't know who d. swain is i'm sayin' ♪ ♪ evil i feel the sickness running under my skin ♪ ♪ father when i get up to heaven gonna let me in ♪ ♪ people who judge me but i know they haven't been where i've been ♪ ♪ i know the day's gonna come when i

but emmy winner jimmy fallon, coming up next! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! i feel the love. thank you so much, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i am your host, jimmy fallon and i'm sad to announce i will no longer be officiating tonight's browns/ravens game. sorry. [ laughter ] that's right. the strike is over. the nfl referees have signed an eight-year contract, which means no more replacement refs. [ cheers and applause ] you know, those guys made a lot of bad calls. but not all of them were bad. in fact, let's take a look back at all the calls the nfl replacement refs actually got right. >> false start. >> jimmy:

but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> we interrupt this program to bring you a special press conference with republican presidential candidate, mitt romney. >> hello. [ cheers and applause ] hello, i'm mitt romney. and tonight, i'd like to talk to the american people about recent developments that have damaged my presidential campaign and portrayed me in a negative light. developments at the sum make me seem unfit to be president. i'm talking, of course, about the way my hair looks right now. [ laughter ] slightly askew and i know it looks bad. to the american people, i say i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i burned through my last two cans of alberto vo-5 mousse the other day and this consort for men hairspray ain't got the game to tame my mane. ha ha ha ha ha ha. [ laughter ] i'd also like to address the controversy surrounding remarks that i made at a republican fund-raiser earlier this year. something to the affect of me not caring about 47% of the country because they are all basically free load

>> jimmy fallon? >> wrong jimmy. do we have a baby album? i want to give her that for the new little one. yes, see? it worked out beautifully. >> sort of. >> the correct answer is jimmy kimmel. >> she was right with half the name. she should get $50. he is hosting this year. first time. he is also up for an emmy. it could be a very good night for him. but he's a little mean so people are a little nervous. >> maybe a little snarky. >> we've got a happy lady from bucks county, pennsylvania. don't ask. which show earned the most emmy nominations ever, "friends," "will and grace" "seinfeld" or "saturday night live."" >> can you help me? it's my birthday. >> it's your birthday. hello. "saturday night live"? >> good, good. happy birthday. >> oh, what a birthday present. >> oh, she's 40. >> it's only been on for a million years. actually, it has 156 nominations total, which is pretty remarkable. this year i'm hoping kristen wiig wins. she was amazing. > congrats to jimmy fallon getting that special emmy. back to kath. >> this gentleman is from indi

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome! welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. great people. it's the end of the week. here's what people are talking about, you guys. with the first presidential debate less than a week away, both the obama camp and romney camp are being careful not to overhype their candidates. they're asking voters to lower their expectations and not get too excited. [ light laughter ] or as voters put it, "way ahead of you. way ahead of you, buddy. don't worry about that." [ applause ] "we decided last month. yeah, yeah, yeah. we're good." listen to this. a new report found that taxpayers spent $1 billion supporting the obama family last year. yeah, when mitt romney heard that, he was

emmy-winner jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guys. thank you, everybody. i feel the love. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we have a big show. fun show tonight. here's what people are talking about. yesterday, lindsay lohan was arrested here in new york after she hit a pedestrian's leg and then left the scene of the accident. amanda bynes was like, "you just couldn't let someone else have the spotlight, could you? [ laughter ] just for two days! you just couldn't let someone else --" here's some election news. during a fundraiser with jay-z last night, president obama said that he and the rapper have a lot in common because

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. hi. please -- thank you. welcome. welcome. thank you for the love. i appreciate it. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we're gonna have fun -- we're gonna have fun tonight, you guys, i guarantee. here's what people are talking about. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too. [ laughter ] it was just announced that president obama and paul ryan will speak at the aarp's annual meeting next week. yep, they're expected to face some tough questions, such as "huh?" [ laughter ] did you see this? mitt romney told kelly ripa that he tries to wear as little as possible when he goes to be

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! please, welcome! thank you so much! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." please, we're going to have fun tonight. we are going to have fun tonight, everybody. woo! [ cheers ] crazy new york crowd. i love it. [ cheers and applause ] hey, here's what people are talking about today. the mtv video music awards were last night. and one direction beat justin bieber to win "best pop video." justin was like, "congrats on the win, guys." while one direction was like, "thanks, grandpa." [ laughter ] that's right, one direction beat justin bieber to win "best pop video." you can tell bieber is depressed today. he was like -- [ laughter ] three vmas for one direction. i mean, that's almost like one vma per chest hair. [ laughter ] you know, that's really impressive. >> jimmy: check this out, you guys. in a new

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and appuse ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. hi. please -- thank you. welcome. welcome. thank you for the love. i appreciate it. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we're gonna have fun -- we're gonna have fun tonight, you guys, i guarantee. here's what people are talking about. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too. [ laughter ] it was just announced that president obama and paul ryan will speak at the aarp's annual meeting next week. yep, they're expected to face some tough questions, such as "huh?" [ laughter ] did you see this? mitt romney told kelly ripa that he tries to wear as little as possible when he goes to bed.

jimmy fallon is coming up right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: thank you very much everybody. please. welcome, welcome, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here is what people are talking about. yesterday, nicki minaj revealed that in her new song, she only sarcastically endorsed mitt romney. [ light laughter ] or as republicans put it, "wow, you too?!" [ laughter ] actually, members of mitt romney's own party are starting to criticize him for being too vague. when asked if that bothers him, romney was like, "maybe." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] some more campaign news. a new cnn poll shows that president obama now has a six-point lead over mitt romney. you c

but jimmy fallon's happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you everybody. thank you -- thank you everybody. oh, that's what i'm talking about. feel the love here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling the love, the new york city love. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here's what people are talking about. some surprising numbers. a new survey found that 34% of americans do not have a facebook or twitter account. there's even a name for those people -- productive. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. amy adams on the show -- [ cheers and applause ] -- david gregory, florence and the machine! [ cheers and applause ] and the world's greatest golfer, rory mcilroy, is