(laughter) which brings me to threat number one: foreman barbie. i'm sorry but i'm against this new megablocks construction set barbie. she can't operate heavy machinery. barbie's ankles aren't even load bearing. (laughter) besides, ken has more carpentry experience. remember, he lost his genitals in a table saw accident. and folks that's -- okay, i'll tell you why there's a mansession, barbie here is hogging all the jobs she's a doctor, an astronaut, a race car driver, a police officer, a flight attendant, a computer engineer, a firefighter, a dentist, a pail i don't know tolgsz and a fox news anchor. (cheers and applause) so barbie, leave these jobs for the fellas. you're giving men a bad self-image and you're only supposed to do that to girls! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody. nation, everybody who watches this show knows that we are engaged in a war against the gays. the latest battlefield is california where governor jerry brown recently signed a law banning gay repairive the

(laughter) which brings me to threat number one: foreman barbie. i'm sorry but i'm against this new megablocks construction set barbie. she can't operate heavy machinery. barbie's ankles aren't even load bearing. (laughter) besides, ken has more carpentry experience. remember, he lost his genitals in a table saw accident. and folks that's -- okay, i'll tell you why there's a mansession, barbie here is hogging all the jobs she's a doctor, an astronaut, a race car driver, a police officer, a flight attendant, a computer engineer, a firefighter, a dentist, a pail i don't know tolgsz and a fox news anchor. (cheers and applause) so barbie, leave these jobs for the fellas. you're giving men a bad self-image and you're only supposed to do that to girls! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) ,xtltl%vqb"zad;bá+ 4p4p4p8m7)&, >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody. nation, everybody who watches this show knows that we are engaged in a war against the gays. the latest battlefield is california where governor jerry brown recently signe

(laughter) which brings me to threat number one: foreman barbie. i'm sorry but i'm against this new megablocks construction set barbie. she can't operate heavy machinery. barbie's ankles aren't even load bearing. (laughter) besides, ken has more carpentry experience. remember, he lost his genitals in a table saw accident. and folks that's -- okay, i'll tell you why there's a mansession, barbie here is hogging all the jobs she's a doctor, an astronaut, a race car driver, a police officer, a flight attendant, a computer engineer, a firefighter, a dentist, a pail i don't know tolgsz and a fox news anchor. (cheers and applause) so barbie, leave these jobs for the fellas. you're giving men a bad self-image and you're only supposed to do that to girls! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) aú >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody. nation, everybody who watches this show knows that we are engaged in a war against the gays. the latest battlefield is california where governor jerry brown recently signed a law banning gay repairive

(laughter) which brings me to threat number one: foreman barbie. i'm sorry but i'm against this new megablocks construction set barbie. she can't operate heavy machinery. barbie's ankles aren't even load bearing. (laughter) besides, ken has more carpentry experience. remember, he lost his genitals in a table saw accident. and folks that's -- okay, i'll tell you why there's a mansession, barbie here is hogging all the jobs she's a doctor, an astronaut, a race car driver, a police officer, a flight attendant, a computer engineer, a firefighter, a dentist, a pail i don't know tolgsz and a fox news anchor. (cheers and applause) so barbie, leave these jobs for the fellas. you're giving men a bad self-image and you're only supposed to do that to girls! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) <'<ka4 >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody. nation, everybody who watches this show knows that we are engaged in a war against the gays. the latest battlefield is california where governor jerry brown recently signed a law banning gay re

(laughter) which brings me to threat number one: foreman barbie. i'm sorry but i'm against this new megablocks construction set barbie. she can't operate heavy machinery. barbie's ankles aren't even load bearing. (laughter) besides, ken has more carpentry experience. remember, he lost his genitals in a table saw accident. and folks that's -- okay, i'll tell you why there's a mansession, barbie here is hogging all the jobs she's a doctor, an astronaut, a race car driver, a police officer, a flight attendant, a computer engineer, a firefighter, a dentist, a pail i don't know tolgsz and a fox news anchor. (cheers and applause) so barbie, leave these jobs for the fellas. you're giving men a bad self-image and you're only supposed to do that to girls! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) í:1y/&-48çj ♪ we ran a mile before breakfast ♪ ♪ sure, i had a salad for lunch ♪ ♪ but a miller 64 at dinner? ♪ oh yes, 'cause i've worked off my paunch ♪ ♪ 'cause we live a life of balance ♪ ♪ and no one can say that we're wrong ♪ ♪

(laughter) which brings me to threat number one: foreman barbie. i'm sorry but i'm against this new megablocks construction set barbie. she can't operate heavy machinery. barbie's ankles aren't even load bearing. (laughter) besides, ken has more carpentry experience. remember, he lost his genitals in a table saw accident. and folks that's -- okay, i'll tell you why there's a mansession, barbie here is hogging all the jobs she's a doctor, an astronaut, a race car driver, a police officer, a flight attendant, a computer engineer, a firefighter, a dentist, a pail i don't know tolgsz and a fox news anchor. (cheers and applause) so barbie, leave these jobs for the fellas. you're giving men a bad self-image and you're only supposed to do that to girls! we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) úáé!é!é!é!&íki÷z÷z-a >> stephen: (cheers and applause) welcome back, everybody. nation, everybody who watches this show knows that we are engaged in a war against the gays. the latest battlefield is california where governor jerry brown recently signed a