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what's "afk"? afk. away from keyboard. oh, i see. what does that stand for? oh, i see. yes, but what does it stand for? now, just click on the enchanted boots to put them on. mm, i don't know-- can i see them in another color? just click on them. yeah, congratulations. you are now a level-three warrior. (gasps) what's going on? leonard, guess what? i'm a level-three warrior. great. do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment? yeah, yeah, yeah. shh. i only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife. uh-huh, yeah. do i stay in the jungle or go towards the beach? it doesn't matter; right now you're looking for treasure. wait, wait where are you going? no, no. you're okay. if you run into crocodiles just kick them with your boots. you want to catch me up? well, let's see, uh, she attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly midwestern, um... she hasn't had sex in six months... and she ate a fly. uh-huh. seriously? six months? penny: oh, my god! a treasure chest! i'm rich! (chuckling): level
(pounding) sheldor is afk. (pounding continues) penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty? yes. i can't get my stupid door open. you appear to have put your car key in the door lock-- are you aware of that? yeah. all right, then. damn it, damn it, damn it damn it, damn it! would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly? i can't get the damn key out. well, it's not surprising-- that baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders whereas the key for your volkswagen uses a center cylinder system. thank you, sheldon. you're welcome. point of inquiry: why did you put your car key in the door lock? why? i'll tell you why-- because today i had an audition, it took me two hours to get there i waited an hour for my turn and before i could even start they told me i looked too midwest for the part. too midwest-- what the hell does that even mean? well, the american midwest was mostly settled by scandinavian and germanic people. they have a characteristic facial bone structure...
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