michael goldberg, joe rogan. coming up after this fight, your late local news except on the west coast. second round, fight scheduled for five five-minute rounds, the champion benson henderson in the white trunks. the challenger, gilbert melendez, the strike force champion in the black trunks. very even round one. to the body. ufc lightweight championship on the line here in our main event. >> joe: seen a bit of blood trickle out of the nose of the champion. from the punches of gilbert melendez. just missed. battle to the center of the octagon. that knee to the body again. >> mike: henderson trying to throw -- >> joe: this fight is really heating up nice. inside elbow by benson. >> mike: that's two elbows that landed for the champion. >> joe: gilbert with the leg again, but not able to hang on to it. >> mike: 30 seconds left in the second. picking up the pace, henderson. here in the latter part of this round. pace is changing again for benson henderson. moving forward more. >> mike: in the corner, gilbert melende

thnchts is joe's diet. five munchkins from dunkin donut, diet coke, and he thinks baked potato is a vegetable. >> we have a mayo clinic diet cookbook we'll send you. look at it and see if you can find anything. >> oh, my gosh. >> i will take it. you know, we talk about -- >> a lot better than my diet. >> we talk about the deficit. we talk about long-term debt all the time on this show. because we think it's the right thing to do. but so much of that is driven by health care costs. how do we make our health care system, which we spend more money on than any country on earth. how do we make it more efficient. how do we use technology to drive down costs? >> thank you. there are three things i'll address today at the national press club. one is health care is fragmen d fragmented. the quality is very uneven around the country and it is unaffordable. mayo clinic has ideas about how to address each of those. >> what are they? >> the first part is the fragmentation of health care. americans struggle to know where

this is mark sanford on "morning joe" today. >> she's not held office. right now the one thing that people know is that she's stephen colbert's sister. well, you know, at the end of the day stephen colbert is very popular, well regarded comedian, but at the end of the day, he's not on the ticket. we're going to have a debate about ideas. >> so, i think you're going to be one of the hosts of a fund raider for elizabeth colbert bush in washington. tell me why she as a business person is better qualified than the former governor. >> well, let me say this. i congratulate mark sanford on a victory, but just remember, mark, you had never held office before you got elected to congress as well, and there are people in that base who had held office. so the fact that you've held office as opposed to someone who has not, that's not going to do it for you. what i think will do it in this race is that the people will get a contrast. they will get a vision for the future. just to be talking about what i did on deficit reduction, how i feel about the debt, that is not

president joe biden. another joe who has done a lot on this, to reduce gun violence. you can tweet your questions for vice president biden using the #vp on mj. i know that he's feeling probably pretty darn good that criminals are not going to be able to buy guns on the internet. this is huge too. we are going to go into another issue, though. kelly o'donnell, this is huge. it's one of the few times where 90/10 issue may just be the most important thing. because even bloomberg's people, some of feinstein's people, will say assault weapons and the high capacity magazines, yes, we really want that, but that's more symbolic than background checks which will stop all of the handgun, you know, a lot of the handgun deaths in chicago, will stop a lot of the gun -- you know, gun trafficking bills. the more popular bills actually seem to be, in this case, not cop-outs but the ones that are actually going to stop the killings more. >> there has been so relatively less attention to the other aspects which will get de

look at that. >> i hope you don't break up with "morning joe." >> you know, joe made me do it. so, let's go on to jimmy kimmel. he's on youtube's eighth birthday. >> to pay tribute to this digital titan, we put together a documentry that traces it from the origins to today. >> a marvel of internet technology. it's changed the way we exchange ideas. it is youtube. in 2005, the founders of youtube created a way to share meaningless videos across the globe. >> originally, if you saw it in a path tub, you had to make vhs copies and give it to your friends. with youtube, you can share iguana parts with the world. it changed everything. >> at the same time, everyone here laughed with me. >> youtube has changed my life. i'm sure it's changed your life. it's like a constant stream of america's funniest home videos. >> it serves as a function. when i have a bad day, there's a couple things i go to for a pick me up. >> i put my tattoo stamp on my lower back and get thousands of people to look at it. maybe hundreds of thousands. >> joe saw the speedo thing. >> let's not talk about that. >

>> thank you, joe. what is also important is i brought you a birthday gift and i didn't know you weren't going to be here today. >> what is it? >> a lot of us didn't know that. >> it's mine now. >> it's an auto graphed picture of another happy warrior like yourself. ronald reagan when he won the governorship. there is the auto graphed picture. it's from one happy warrior to another, joe. happy birthday. >> oh, my gosh! that huge! that is phenomenal birthday present! >> that's great! boy, thank you, rick, so much! i can't wait! >> okay. >> coming up, governor dannel malloy helped push through gun bans in connecticut. it's something senator dianne feinstein wants on a national level. coming up they both join us on "morning joe." this day calls you. to fight chronic osteoarthritis pain. to fight chronic low back pain. to take action. to take the next step. today, you will know you did something for your pain. cymbalta can help. cymbalta is a pain reliever fda-approved to manage chronic musculoskeletal pain

>> west joe look. the way a political price to pay which you're talking about and a lot of these members are not up right away in this cycle will be can they be candidates to run against them in case of the democrats mark pryor? i don't think he'll lose to a republican if you're talking about a political price it means some democrat has to run in a democratic primary saying i'm better to represent the democrats and the people of arkansas than mark pryor because of this vote. >> i will predict this is the end of -- career. governor schweitzer is ahead of him in the polls and bring brian to the race and he'll be the next democratic senator from montana. >> in a retirement? >> yeah, either baucus will retire or lose the primary to switzer. switzer 20-point edge over him. in the democratic primary can you imagine max baucus? montana is a purple state and most people don't recognize that but it is. so that is casualty number one before we even get started. you're absolutely right. this is exactly what is go

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well speaking of stalin ism let's move to the gold crash story the headline from business insiders joe wiesenthal a paper bug as you called them the gold collapse is great news now he notes with great glee about how gleeful all the anti gold people were on twitter and it was like a pack of hyenas very happy when on april twelfth friday april twelfth the markets crashed the gold markets crashed and he said why is this good news well gold bugs are frequently jerks in this vindicates the economic mess of the economic elites so he's saying that you know these economic elites are trying to take provide us and to respond to the economic crisis economists and mainstream policymakers have favored highly unusual policy measures massive fed balance sheet expense or massive stimulus except for these ideas are usually based on years of traditional economic research keynesianism monetarism except and he's saying it was gold bugs that was ruining it for the likes of these monetarist and kings iest and all these experiments right joe wiesenthal over there business insider along with henry blodget the

doesn't know in and around the world and countries elsewhere know joe wiesenthal from joe the weasel who is terrorizing our garden and this show however goes out to tens of millions of people every single way and russia and india and china around the world in america they understand what i'm saying that keep buying gold to destroy joeys and ball and the banks there's. gold is now trading higher than the paper price the physical price that's all you need to know that the joe wiesenthal's and the henry blodgett ben bernanke is in the pocket and are being destroyed thank goodness so then going back to this article from market watch where they're looking at the actual action happening live in the markets april twelfth friday april twelfth at sharpe's pic lee c.e.o. ross norman said three point four million ounces of gold or one hundred tons hit new york's market on friday at the open that was only the start and shock and awe campaign that had all the hallmarks of a concerted short sale now it's triggered a boeing stampede yeah as we told everyone in the world that it would end there happ

joe dimaggio. if joe dimaggio wants a doughnut he goes to a fancy restaurant. he's not sitting in dinky doughnuts. maybe he likes dinky doughnuts. i don't like sitting next to men on airplanes 'cause our knees might touch. i can't see joe dimaggio sitting at the counter at little, tiny, filthy, smelly dinky doughnuts. why can't he have a doughnut like everybody else? he can but not at dinky. i don't even like to use urinals. always been a stall man. look, i'm telling-- i'm telling you that was joe dimaggio. the guy slept with marilyn monroe. he's in dinky doughnuts. what about this doctor's note? let's see roy. i never said i'd do that. that's 75 bucks. i'm not working. i can't afford that. i don't know how i feel about it. are you like a quaker now? all right, all right. a stall man, huh? what? we were wondering if you could write us a note. if you can't, it's fine. he didn't say he can't. if you feel funny-- he doesn't feel funny. do you feel funny? forget it. he didn't say anything. he feels funny. you don't have to do this. he knows that! roy, should we go?

wiesenthal from joe the weasel who is terrorizing our garden and this show however goes out to tens of millions of people every single week and russia and india and china around the world in america understand what i'm saying that keep buying gold to destroy joe ways and ball and the banks toure's. gold is now trading higher than the paper price the physical price that's all you need to know that a joe wiesenthal's in the henry blodgett in the ben bernanke is in the paul krugman are being destroyed thank goodness so then going back to this article from market watch where they're looking at the actual action happen live in the markets april twelfth friday april twelfth at sharpe's pick lee c.e.o. ross norman said three point four million ounces of gold or one hundred tons hit new york's market on friday at the open that was only the start in a shock and awe campaign that had all the hallmarks of a concerted short sale now it's triggered a buying stampede yeah as we told everyone in the world that it would end there happily buying gold and also miners. there not make money at gold at

wiesenthal from joe the weasel who is terrorizing our garden and this show however goes out to tens of millions of people every single week and russia and india and china around the world in america they understand what i'm saying that keep buying joe wiesenthal and the banks toure's. gold is now trading higher than the paper price the physical price that's all you need to know that the joe wiesenthal's and the henry blodgett in the ben bernanke he's in the paul krugman are being destroyed thank goodness so then going back to this article from market watch where they're looking at the actual action happen live in the markets april twelfth friday april twelfth at sharpe's pic lee c.e.o. ross norman said three point four million ounces of gold or one hundred tons hit new york's market on friday at the open that was only the start in a shock and awe campaign that had all the hallmarks of a concerted short sale now it's a bigger boeing stampede yeah as we told every one of the well that is good and they're happily buying gold and also miners. they're not making money at gold at these le

wiesenthal from joe the weasel who is terrorizing our garden and this show however goes out to tens of millions of people every single week and russia and india and china around the world in america they understand what i'm saying that keep buying gold to destroy joe wesen ball and the banks tears . gold is now trading higher than the paper price the physical prize that's all you need to know at the joe wiesenthal's in the henry blodgett in the ben bernanke is in the paul krugman are being destroyed thank goodness so then going back to this article from market watch where they're looking at the actual action happen live in the market april twelfth friday april twelfth at sharpe's pick three point four million ounces of gold or one hundred tons hit new york's market on friday at the open that was only the start in a shock and awe campaign that had all the hallmarks of a concerted short sale to trigger a boeing stampede yeah as we told everyone in the world that it would end there happily buy gold and also miners. they're not making money at gold at these levels so they're shutting do

vice president joe biden will discuss gun control and gun safety as well. connecticut's new gun control laws are apparently to blame for one gun manufacturer's plan to leave the state and with others threatening to follow as well. the 20 to 50 employees will follow to the new location, which has not yet been announced. they posted on facebook, the new gun measures trample on citizens's rights. they can no longer survive in the former constitution state and invites other vendors to join is them in that move. >>> now, here's your "first look" at scrambled politics. nbc news/wall street journal poll showing president obama's job approval rating has fallen below 50%. more than two-thirds support a pathway to citizenship for undocumented workers. >>> anthony weiner is eyeing for run for new york city. he resigned after being cut in a sexting scandal. >>> and no leftover money from his failed campaign to sarah palin. the unspent $1.3 million was put in an account for future mcclain political runs >> the official dedication ceremony will be held next month. >> ran

joe, i consider you a nice guy. i never see you out with a girl. >> yes, that's weird. >> how do i go out with them? >> you can't just wear them, joe. >> what radicalized you to become a huh maf -- a hemaphrodite? >> i have one less thing to get injured. he starts off saying he was a nice guy and liked sports and he is funny and then he did this and then he did that and then he hit me. then he forced me to convert to islam. he hit me again when i went to a party and wore jean shorts. at what point do we say, i may leave this? i don't understand -- >> not without my burka. >> she had low self-esteem and he made it 10 times lower. jay we can beat up on her all -- >> we can beat up on her all we want because -- >> well he did. >> well, he did. it was never prosecuted because he assaulted her and that's the bigger problem. he should have been arrestetted and incourse rated but he wasn't a u.s. citizen. we are missing the bigger point. i am not trying to be a downer. >> we need that to balance out our own idiocy. my favo

"morning joe" starts right now. >> a.j. cla demente was fired ar his first day. [ bleep ] he is proud to announce he is come able to curse for you. for a nominal fee a.j. clemente will curse at your event, birthday party, bar mitzvah or just to tell that special someone you love her. [ bleep ]. >> act now and get half off appearances by tiger woods. don't delay. book today! >> that's just -- i'm excited because alex did come through for me for once. >> finally. >> yeah. he'll be on today. on the show. >> a.j. clemente? >> the cursing fired anchor. >> the a.j. clemente. >> if you're a fired anchor, no better place for you to be than on the set of "morning joe." >> this is the epi center of, it my friend. >> let it rip, a.j. >> blanking f-bomb epi center. all right. >>> i'm thinking about getting into the twitter. >> are you? getting into twitter. >> really? >> sometimes things go bad on the twitter. >> holy cow. >> yesterday, i'm look at the "usa today" and, wow. so what happened yesterday, willie? >> mike barnicle. >> assoc

joe williams is with us as usual. we've got fouhy who's the senior politics and national cover editor for yahoo news and lee fang. we're going to be talking about president obama's efforts to cut social security. he would like to cut it through chain c.p.i. he says he has got to do it because the republicans want it. represent from oregon said not really, i think it's a bad idea. let's watch. >> i thought it very intriguing in that his budget really lays out kind of a a shocking attack on seniors if you will. we haven't seen all the detail yet, so we'll look at it. when you're going after seniors the way he has done on obamacare, taking $700 million out of medicare to put into obamacare and comes at seniors again, i think you're crossing the line to denying seniors access to health care. cenk: he hasn't gotten his talking points yet. boehner wanted to straighten him out, saying wait, wait, we love cutting social security the. >> i made it clear that i disagree with what chairman walden said. this is the least we must

fox news contribute joe trippi. can you name one of the captains on the religious right that wants blacks in the back of the bus, women back in the kitchen and immigrants back on the other side of the border? can you name one person, sir? >> no, i'm not interested in playing that game, sean. >> sean: wait a minute, it's not a game if you're a conservative that is cost stantly-- >> well. >> sean: wait a minute. >> to get me to do it. >> sean: it's not a game when conservatives are accused falsely of wanting dirty air and water, not caring about old people, wanting to kill grandma and children that have autism and down syndrome. that's not a game anymore, joe. this is now your democratic party. this is the daily rhetoric that we get out of the democratic party and the democratic media. >> yeah, okay, sean. well, first of all, i haven't done any of those things that i'm aware of and second of all, not all democrats do that and, by the way, no one on the republican side ever accuses anybody of anything, so that's okay.

joe didn't recognize him, but the officer recognized joe, and joe was picked up and taken into custody. to me joe is a cautionary tale about our prison system. a lot of these guys will get out, and if they don't have the skills to stay out successfully, more problems will occur. >> coming up -- >> after the stabbing occurred, my brother-in-law asked, he said do we have an axe. >> a bizarre family murder plot sends a teenager to prison. >> i was in my senior here of high school when i got locked up. >> 26 years later a middle-aged man walks out of prison. for teaching us that you can't create the future... by clinging to the past. and with that: you're history. instead of looking behind... delta is looking beyond. 80 thousand of us investing billions... in everything from the best experiences below... to the finest comforts above. we're not simply saluting history... we're making it. [ clang ] my house is where plants came to die. but, it turns out all i was missing was miracle-gro potting mix. it's got what a plant needs like miracle-gro plant food that feeds them for up to six months.

republican against hillary, republican against joe biden? >> well, i think despite all this enthusiasm, i think it's a bit early to come to these conclusions. a lot can happen. i imagine the republicans will work incredibly hard to ensure that she's painttainted in some. i think what it does mean is a woman willing to speak about women issues, to connect reproductive freedom to economic rights and women's rights to human rights can get a substantial amount of progressives and this would be a wonderful thing because i think those issues really need to take center stage giving profound levels of women and her connection of the state department to women's global issues i think is very important and i hope this excitement is a sign that those issues will become central stage in domestic and global politics. >> it's interesting tricia says that because hillary clinton did speak about working for women's rights in a speech last night. listen to this. >> our unwavering faith in the potential, the untapped potential of women and girls is at the hear

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>> sean: i used to be friends with joe. joe used to be a conservative. let's start with joe's ripping of the nra 'cause it's relevant to the new nbc joe. let's go back and look at the present joe. >> break through the bs here. this is not for the nra about second amendment rights. this is about gun manufacturers making millions and millions and millions of dollars, it's about retailers making millions and millions and millions of dollars. do you know how much money these people have made over the slaughter of 20 innocents in newtown? do you know how much richer these rich gun manufacturers have gotten over the past month? and how the nra uses that tragedy to gin up fears and web sites use that tragedy to gin up fears that they're coming to take your guns away? >> sean: all right. what's your gut reaction because we have joe back in his congressman days, now he's doing the liberal morning joe show and he's the nbc version of what a, quote, conservative is. what do you make of that? >> well, i think there are two issues going on here. one is if you take th

in mare co county, arizona, sheriff joe arpaioa hen posse of gun-toting civilians are the guardians of good, or so they believe. but not everyone believes. my co-anchor terry moran reports. >> reporter: at a high school just outside phoenix, arizona, a mad man stalks the hall. it's just a training exercise, but this is every parent's worst nightmare. >> on the ground! these men are learning how to fight the next school shooter. >> can't wait that long. >> reporter: and oddly enough their coach .is 19 0s action film legend steven segal. >> for every second that goes by, i told you, you could have dead children. >> reporter: he knows a thing or two about simulated shooting. but he's not acting here. he's a full fledged member of maricopa county's official posse, under the leadership of sheriff joe arpaio. >> we'll be training, trying to neutralize domestic terrorists without firearms and with firearms. >> reporter: the county's posse will protect the county's schools. it's the highest profile gambit from the man they call sheriff joe. >> if we have to take action, we will take action. if

>> this one from joe summer. he says it's only 11:30 here on the hawaiian islands so we have not been to bed yet. >> that's fantastic. you know something? i say we all go to hawaii and watch this show in the hawaiian islands! hawaii, here we come! great show, everyone. "morning joe" starts right now. ♪ >> hey, welcome to "morning joe." it's friday, april 12th. a beautiful, beautiful look at sunny times square this early this morning. i think it's supposed to get up to 37. >> i know. >> maybe the guy from the red neck rivera nothing says spring like 37, willie geist, and freezing rain. >> they promised to give us one nice day. it was 76 and sunny and said spring is here. today, it's 50 and rainy. >> it is horrible. but it's always summer in our hearts, our friends. always summer in our hearts. i want to go home! >> yes, you do. i want to go to pensacola. come, james! >> i'm just going to go watch "42" and watch a baseball movie. >> you'll feel good. >> yeah. >> you come over to my hometown much? >> every loves g

why am i talking about that, joe? >> imrm a collector -- i am a collector and not a woman. >> do you think it will work? >> no. it sounds like they are trying to turn a plane into a bar. we were checking on the flight and i would have to sit there for three more hours. >> what happens it they reject -- what happens if the -- i think the woman is more terrified of you than the rejection you experienced. >> what do i do? sorry, no, and then you think the guy is going to kill me. >> why can't he send me a bomb like a normal creep on a planement. >> you might as well lie. why not lie? >> there is a whole fantasy on the plane. >> you know what is great? you are on the plane and everything goes great and you walk off and your family is there to meet you. see you later, lady. bill, isn't this like for you anyway on-line dating because you are hideous and the woman can stand up and see what you look like. the service then would be useless to someone as sad and lonely and perhaps as lonely as you. >> you are wrong from the beg

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joe biden the vice president you norwood your shotgun. it seems like we're starting from the idea of we're a cowboy country, cowboys carry guns. >> we've become a wimpy country because these gun advocates at the n.r.a. want these semi automatic weapons, and you seen marshall dillon only used one shot. what do they need those bullets for? they just don't feel very strong. chris: what about the culture? the cowboy thing? >> well, i think that's at the root of it. but there's something else that's going on now that is really, really dangerous. and it's this festering sense that we need to have these semi automatic weapons because the government in washington is about to oppress us. and that is paranoia that these groups like the n.r.a. and gun owners of america they feed this crap and it really is anti-american. chris: this country is unique. i always tell people the good part about being cowboys is we're self-reliant and we're -- we're out there on our own and don't need government if we're lucky and having a gun somewhere in the house and

welcome to "morning joe." with us on the set, msnbc contributor mike barnicle and the president of the council on foreign relations, richard haass. that was beautiful. >> beautiful. and, mike barnicle, you have spent your entire life going to boston red sox games. i would guess that no game emotionally, no game, even given the past glories, was as emotional and is just epic as the game on saturday as -- because willie and i always joke about, hey, if we -- the worst thing in the world can happen to a city and dumb sportscasters will go, three hours, jim, this city forget there was a nuclear blast. >> something different was going on there. >> here, it can only happen in boston because boston is a one sports team town. at the end of the day, the sox that pull the entire team together. >> fenway. >> and fenway, the cathedral to a city. it had to be an amazing day there. >> it was. it was an amazingly emotional afternoon. it was a cathartic moment. a baseball game happened to have been played but it was if a tiny

. >> that assumes we have accountants, joe. you and me scratching them out together. >> when i said accountants, i meant bookies. bus on the wet the former governor of pennsylvania and msnbc political analyst, ed rendell. the managing editor of "fortune" magazine andy serwer. willie, let's talk about the masters. even for people that don't watch golf, this is the day. >> so much fun. >> that a lot of people stop and at least see the masters. >> it rarely disappoints. >> what year did you win your green coat? i was '87. i was after nicklaus. >> i was '85. people forget. >> we sandwiched -- >> the year of jack so people forget us. unfair. >> he put the green one on me. >> we are linked together in history. adam scott 32-year-old from australia won on the second playoff hole. become the first australian ever to win the masters. it was just a great duel down at the end. he made a put on the 18th hole in regulation that lift around and went in and looked like it was the winning putt. he celebrated a little bit but then angel cabrera

give joe an item or two. at least she knows i'm thinking about her while i'm playing poker. >> so happy customer, absolutely. and there may be another one, i don't know. >> harry martin, who goes by the nickname boo, is desperate to get a message to his girlfriend, who happens to currently reside four miles away. she's an inmate at maricopa's female housing facility. >> i mean, do you want a letter? do you want a poem? >> however you want to do it. i just don't have the words for it. you know? >> all right. how long have you guys known each other? >> three years. >> three years? >> yeah. >> tell me the color of her hair. don't just tell me brown. tell me what it's really like. >> it's like a sandy, sandy -- sandy brownish blond, you know what i mean. >> does she look like -- >> you know what she looks like? i'll tell you exactly what she looks like. miley cyrus. >> miley cyrus. >> miley cyrus. >> but a legal miley cyrus. >> but a legal one, yeah. >> what's the most memorable thing you guys have ever done toge

. >> it's going to be "morning joe" versus "colbert report." [audience reacts] >> stephen: oh, it is on. [laughter] "morning joe" versus "the colbert report." did i want this fight? no, but this morning-- >> they drew first blood, not me. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> stephen: of course, in some ways, it's always been "morning joe" versus "the colbert report." though, technically at that time of the morning, my network runs a p-80x commercial. >> p-90 x uses the advanced science of muscle confusion. >> stephen: yes, it's all about the muscle confusion. [laughter] whereas joe's show is just about confusion in that sometimes people confuse it with news. [laughter] but not this morning, 'cuz this morning was just pure infomercial for his old buddy, mark sanford. >> i've been a good friend of mark's for a very long time. i know mark -- bright, bright guy and he worked on wall street and knows the issues better than anybody. courses, courses should be taught in the future on the way mark sanford ran his campaign. some people have go

wiesenthal from joe the weasel who is terrorizing our garden and the show however goes out to ns of millions of people every single week and russia and india and china around the world in america they understand what i'm saying that keep buying gold to destroy joe ways and ball and the banks toure's. gold is now trading higher than the paper price the physical price that's all you need to know that the joe wiesenthal's and henry blodget in the ben bernanke is in a paul krugman are being destroyed thank goodness so then going back to this article from market watch where they're looking at the actual action happening live in the markets april twelfth friday april twelfth at sharpe's pic lee c.e.o. ross norman said three point four million ounces of gold or one hundred tonnes hit new york's mark on friday at the open that was only the start in a shock and awe campaign that had all the hallmarks of a concerted short sale now it's triggered a boeing stampede yet as we tell everyone in the world that it would end there happily buying gold and also miners. they're not making money at gold

as joe mentioned, i kind of wear three hats but i'm standing in the middle of my world. union square improvement districts and tremendous work that they are doing down here, joe dell sandero with travel and of course due to mayor lee's efforts it's a time for tourism and general manager in this city. thank you. visitors information center. it was a freudian slip because it improved tremendously and it couldn't be in greater location. so all the visitors that come to san francisco from the airport stop right there and come here for information on things to do in the city. it's tremendous for me to be the general manager because i have concierge but the volunteers and the people here are an extension of concierge and giving information for all the visitors that come in and make this a world class city and really visit all the areas, the restaurants, the attractions and everything else this city has to offer. i want to thank again san francisco travel because they are the ones who market tourism, no. 1 industry in san francisco and again i want to thank you. i want to thank

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but i got to sit with joe biden, and i got to meet joe, the vice president. i swear. and i went up to him and i just hugged him. i said, thank you, you're in like 85% of all my monologues. thank you so much. without you, there would be no me. you understand that. and he was laughing, he was a good sport. he goes, you do a great show. a great guy, and he had a beautiful speech. and when he was done, maybe 30 minutes later, i hear, jimmy, jimmy. i turn over and it's joe biden, he goes, "this guy, right here, he wants to help your career." and i go, "what are you talking about?" and he goes, "he wants me to run for president." and i go, "please, please, that would be so good for me!" he's a good man. i love joe biden. he has a very nice wife as well. so a shout-out to those guys, to joe biden for being a good sport. [ applause ] we make fun of him every night. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: hey, guys. it's time for "late night" hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers ] it's fun. well, w

you know how that works, joe. suddenly, there is liberation going into november of 2014. >> again, you make a great point where if somebody supports a background check bill today, they may draw a primary opponent of the republican side but after that passes if they don't have a primary opponent, 85% approval in your state is good election strategy and you're not up for another six years. >> or another three years if you're talking a house member. >> no doubt about it. >> let's move on to syria where we are getting krefg numbincrear of lawmakers are calling for action but what action at least here in terms at home how to handle it? >> i don't know what other folks heard over the weekend. i felt like i heard a collective agreement with the president of tapping the brakes on this. while, yes, a red line you drew publicly and, yes, probably some regret that is out there publicly now, and not everybody seems to agree what should be done, there seems to be agreement that something needs to be done. the fact, though, the

well speaking of stalin ism let's move to the gold crash story the headline from business insiders joe wiesenthal a paper bug as you call him the gold collapse is great news. now he notes with great glee about how gleeful all the anti gold people were on twitter and it was like a pack of hyenas very happy when on april twelfth friday april twelfth the markets crashed the gold markets crashed and he said why is this good news well gold bugs are frequently jerks in this vindicates the economic ideas of the economic elites so he's saying that you know these economic elites are trying to take care of us and to respond to the economic crisis economists and mainstream policymakers have favored highly unusual policy measures massive fed balance sheet expense or massive stimulus except for these ideas are usually based on years of traditional economic research keynesianism monetarism eccentric and you saying it was gold bugs that was ruining it for the likes of these monetarist and and all these experiments right joeys and all of their business insider along with henry blodget they worship per

, joe, with hunters. when i did this the first time in '94, it was the one group i had to go speak to, make sure they were satisfied with what we were doing, were hunters. there's a whole new sort of group of individuals now who -- i don't know what the numbers are -- that never hunt talks but they own guns for one of two reasons, self-protection, or just like the feel of the ar-15 at the range. they like the way it feels. they just -- you know, it's like driving a ferrari. >> sean: maybe they like freedom. ever think of that? is that a potential option? >> i got to say, i wish the answer to him had been, mr. vice president, it's none of your damn business. it's none of government's damn business to tell me how i should feel when i'm holding my gun. they've really crossed the line here. >> sean: all right. let's go back to cnn. let's look at them. they're devoting all this time to being state-run media themselves. let's roll the tape. >> a 360 exclusive that might change the way you think about existing g

joe, i want to go back, 'cause this is important. i think the american people need to be told the truth. was fort hood workplace violence as we're being told, or was it an act of terrorism as major hasan used the words himself allah akbar? >> i mean, i personally think it was terrorism. but i don't -- i'm not into the legal stuff. i'm not a lawyer and i don't understand what the issues are in that case legally that may make it -- >> sean: before they kill somebody and they say allah akbar, you think there is a good indication that might be a radical islamic terrorist? just best intellectual guess, you're a smart guy. >> yeah. i'm saying that -- didn't i just start this whole conversation -- >> sean: but you're dodging you don't know the facts -- >> i think there are legal reason, the same way we're not charging these necessarily using enemy combatant status against tsarnaev. >> sean: it is what it is. isn't it? now the next question. let's go to the miranda. you're an attorney, bill cunningham. was it a mistake to give a miranda, you

joe" premiere. >> when i was a kid, i group up "g.i. joe" and "star wars"