but your life is peterman's. now, the bus tour, which is real, takes you to places that while they are real, they are not real in the sense that they did not really happen to the real peterman which is you. understand? yeah. it's 37.50 for a three musketeers. elaine, i'm in over my head. nobody likes my muffin tops. so? what do you want me to do about it? you're the muffin top expert. tell me, uh, what i'm doing wrong. mr. lippman, when i worked for you at pendant publishing, i believed in you, you know, as a man of integrity. but when i saw you in that paper hat and that apron-- what if i cut you in for 30% of the profits? deal. here's your problem... you're making just the muffin tops. what do you mean? you gotta make the whole muffin. then you... pop the top, toss the stump. taste. hmm? uh-huh. uh-huh? yeah. so what do we do with the bottoms? i don't know. give 'em to a soup kitchen. it's a good idea. and one more thing-- do you really think we need the exclamation point? because it's not top of the muffin to

peterman you wanted to see me? apparently peggy down in design got into a little bit of a tiff yesterday with somebody named susie. susie? yes, and between you me, and the lamppost... and the desk peggy says this suze isn't much of a worker. it's susie. nevertheless, elaine the house of peterman is in disorder. first thing tomorrow morning i want to see you, peggy, and susie right here in my office. a-a-all of us? [knock on door] alison, hi. listen, i'm really sorry about what happened at the game last night. could i have that ticket tonight? 'cause the rockets are in town, and that hakeem olajuwon-- he's got a real attitude. kramer, have you seen george around? i can't get ahold of him. well, he visits the guy across the hall from me like every 10 minutes. oh, yeah? ♪ believe it or not george isn't at home ♪ hey, jerry. hey, mike. how 'bout those knicks? how 'bout 'em? look, jerry, i can't pay you. why not? 'cause i don't have the money. mike, you say you're a bookie, you take a bet and then you can't pay? i d

peterman. she's crazy! ♪ crazy for feelin' ♪ ♪ so...lone...ly ♪ jerry: i can't believe how much we did this afternoon. i have a friend, today would have been his whole life. now, what time are you picking me up tonight? huh? you got reservations at sfuzi, didn't you? oh, yeah. sfuzi. i gotta do that. should i wear the outfit i bought today? sure. which one? the one with the... [mumbles] if i'm gonna get my hair cut, i'd better go now. call me when you get home. i won't be there but leave a message so i know you called. ok, ok. hey. i've done that today. whew. what, did you lose your remote? no, cable's out. what's with you? you look, uh, dead. it's lanette. i need like an assistant or an intern or something. a relationship intern. hey... what if the two of us teamed up? not. no. no. no, because that's... listen, we're always sitting here, i'm always helping you with your girl problems, you're always helping me with my girl problems, where do we end up? here. exactly, because neither one of us can ha

peterman why don't we keep them as a reference? nonsense. i have benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories. you take back your tales you vagabond. kramer: yippe-ai-ay! there you are, elaine. go forth and create. and by the way when you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades feel free to toss yourself into the mix. hey, van b. boys. so, mr. costanza did you get my scholarship back? now, fellas, fellas, easy. wouldn't want to beat up on one of your own. is that right? then why don't you flash us the sign? right. the sign. that's not the sign. it was when i was banging. all right, if you are really one of us, let's see you take the wallet off the next guy who walks by. love to. and after college, i got my masters at the sorbonne. sorbonne? oh. hey, that's in paris. jerry, your parking meter's about to expire. don't get up. i've got change. so, what do you think? jerry, she is fantastic. i knew it. i'm not crazy. she's so sweet and she's got some body on her. and smart. like a computer. and so much personality, but it doesn

one is we have melissa peterman today.show she stars on baby daddy. she was on reba. second season r starting up this spring. also the host of a new show roduced by a friend of mine, abc called ong, on bet on your baby which is a really funny idea. michael have this kid, pollack. he is a college freshman. this tinyilly joel in q&a if he could play piano with him. viral and it changed his life. and here's the thing. that dude can write and sing and play and he's gonna do it for the first time on tv on our show. and i really think after you see it, like maybe three years from when he's at the grammys ou'll go, i think that was the guy that was on the jeff probst show. ay hello to yvette nicole brown. >> hi, jeff. [ applause ] how are ya? jeff: i have been saving this -- uh-oh. is it good? jeff: yes. this is an e-mail from my mom, be here today sitting in the front row with her friend dee in purple. [ applause ] so you have a lot of friends.