it's time for tonight's installment of judge johnny. bail live, shoot that man. >> you are about to enter the courtroom of judge johnny oliver. >> melissa, please pass your knives and go. >> he's not legally trained. his understanding of the judicial system is based entirely on reruns of night court. >> all right, boys, hit the showers. >> his decisions are generally bad. this is judge johnny. [ cheers and applause ] >> court is in session. jason jones, please call tonight's first defendant. >> judge johnny, the people call the halliburton corporation. you may know them as dick cheneys former company that was awarded sweetheart deals in iraq, bribed nigerian officials, pled guilty to violating the libyan embargo in the '90s and was still doing business with iran as late as 2007. they've dodged justice so far, but we'll see if those shenanigans hold up in front of judge johnny. >> thanks, jason. so, i see that this case concerns the after math of the b.p. deep water horizon oil spill. what's the charge? >> cement used by halliburton cont

. >> hi, johnny bongo here, and this is my top 100 ways to wake sean. >> johnny has taken it upon himself to wake up his buddy sean in 100 different ways. this is way number 11. and of course, he blasted ike and tina turner's version of "proud mary." ♪ working for the man every night and day ♪ >> oh. >> gyrating hips and everything. >> this takes business. >> and listen to the hysterical girls. >> tell me this isn't hysterical. >> i love this man. >> we have johnny and sean and he has skyped "right this minute" all of the way from the uk. sean, are you in on this? >> i am not in on it whatsoever. i know it is going to happen, on't know when. >> after this second, maybe the third time, why not put a lock on your door? >> very good question. >> so, johnny, where did this whole thing come from? >> well, the idea was behind it, but he works late and sleeps in and i wanted to wake him up, and that is what it is about. and it is cool, i like it. >> how many of these have you done so far sh. >> so far i have done 13 or 14. johnny bongo here today and it is number 13. >> balloon! >> no, eh. >

. >> hi, johnny bongo here, and this is my top 100 ways to wake sean. >> johnny has taken it upon himself to wake up his buddy sean in 100 different ways. this is way number 11. and of course, he blasted ike and tina turner's version of "proud mary." ♪ working for the man every night and day ♪ >> oh. >> gyrating hips and everything. >> this takes business. >> and listen to the hysterical girls. >> tell me this isn't hysterical. >> i love this man. >> we have johnny and sean and he has skyped "right this minute" all of the way from the uk. sean, are you in on this? >> i am not in on it whatsoever. i know it is going to happen, but i just don't know when. >> after this second, maybe the third time, why not put a lock on your door? >> very good question. >> so, johnny, where did this whole thing come from? >> well, the idea was behind it, but he works late and sleeps in and i wanted to wake him up, and that is what it is about. and it is cool, i like it. >> how many of these have you done so far sh. >> so far i have done 13 or 14. johnny bongo here today and it is number 13. >> balloon!

the deepest rivalry was between wyatt and johnny behan. johnny behan had the job that wyatt wanted, he was the county sheriff which was an extremely lucrative job, the tax collector came with being sheriff and wyatt had the woman that johnny wanted because even though josephine had already left him that didn't mean he wanted wyatt to have her. so when we think about the gunfight at the o.k. corral there are deep political and economic and social reasons leading up to the gun fight. there were republicans against democrats, the lawmen and the mining interests against the cowboys and the rangers. that is all true but what is also true is that josephine marcus had a lover on both sides because wyatt was on one side and johnny behan was on the other. this was also a love triangle. i don't imagine any of you have seen any of the movie's about tombstone? i guess you have probably seen one or two so you know that on october 26, 1881, tombstone erecting a hail of bullets in the middle of the day. the gunfight at the ok corral is the most famous gu

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tonight -- johnny depp. rebecca romijn. and cooking with steve martorano. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what do you know? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming tonight. i happen to know for a fact that a lot of you are really -- are primarily here for the air-conditioning. but that's okay. [ laughter ] it's too hot. and i have to say, i hate to point fingers, but i blame the sun. i really do. [ laughter ] you know, if we leave now, we could snuff it out while it's sleeping. [ laughter ] it was over 100 degrees at guillermo's house this week. was that terrible, guillermo? >> it was not too bad. >> jimmy: not too bad? [ cheers and applause ] did you put something -- is there something in those underpants? besides the obvious. [ laughter ] you did not stuff your underpants? >> yeah, i did. >> jimmy: you did. what did you -- what did you put in there? >> a small towel. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a small towel. let's have tha

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johnny borizov is going to prison forever. three life sentences handed down to the man who plotted to murder his former girlfriend's family bank noted a friend into pulling the trigger . >> the sentence handed down was no surprise but still be a motion inside the courtroom was palpable. it started with the woman who lost the most in the slayings. she lost her mother and father and brother all at the hands of the man with whom she shares a child. cameras capture the emotion on video. >> the murders have put a hole in my heart i could never be filled. >> her words were lost in tears as she replied a terrific night in 2010 that changed her life forever. she lost her father, her mother, and her brother. that night she listened to fear and outside of her closet door. >> i can have flashbacks of myself fighting in my closet being fearful of whether or not i would be killed as i hear my family screaming for their lives outside my door. >> the mentally ill man who pulled the trigger pled guilty to the murder charges but it was the vic

. >> uc davis johnny bowe says he's wrapping his mind around the historical event. >> johnny was in a study abroad program, a trip turned short for just a week. johnny listened to morsi's speech just before he was forced to step down. >> soon after johnny and other students. everyone is happy. >> but johnny would be wrong, the day after he returned home. as morsi supporters rallied in downtown cairo, in death tolls and injuries rising. >> in the end johnny says he's happy to be home but he says he returns with a better understanding of the world. >> it was an amazing trip. the university office is offering students a full refund. their professor remains in egypt. >>> the remains of a fire fighter killed back on 9/11 are now identified. the new york medical examiner's office is working on identifying remains of those missing. >> b.a.r.t. b.a.r.t.'s protests are now over. they are working to me -- negotiations to get the trains run. >> and >>> a councilwoman targeted. >> have you heard, the twin kie is coming back in ten days. >> and boy is this kid excited. >> and the latest on this tw

we'll be right back with johnny depp. stay with us. in 1933 america was introduced to the lone ranger t started as a radio series, the stories of a texas ranger, native american warrior fighting for justice in the west captured our imagination. their adventures were later turned into a television show and several films. now johnny depp and army hammer put their stach on this iconic piece of person folklore. here is the trailer for the lone ranger. >> eight men road into canyons. i dug seven graves. the men you seek think are you dead. >> better to stay that way. >> you want me to wear a mask. >> justice, is what a man must take for himself. >> we got to go. you're dead. >> not yet. its with a ranger, riding a whitehorse. got some line particular indian with him. they come for you. >> if these men represent us, i represent the law i would rather be an outlaw. >> they're coming for you. >> rose: i spoke with johnnie dep last week about his latest role, his career and his life. he just recently turned 50, excerpts of that interview aired

he's written the story and the character especially for johnny. that of a retired war photographers struggling with a tense relationship with his children. the title or "beloved bastard." >> this is the story of a guy who had four children with four different women but who has never taken care of them because he did not have time because he was always off chasing wars. it is something that really caught my attention because as a singer when i had my first children i was always on the road. i did not have the time to look after them as i would've liked to, and i again if i quite a lot with the character. -- i identify quite a lot with the character. >> they are about to get started on one of the films most important scenes. a lot of improvisation. >> c'est bon. >> the director and johnnie films music videos together in the 1960's. after this the pair did not work together for 40 years. >> i had always said to him one day when the time is right we will make a eight film together, a real film. johnny's face -- he's lived, the women he has loved, his

someone will say, how come johnny's not native american? but he is. >> you worked with him in pirates, the whole series. >> right. >> you have a who's who, tom cruise, eddie murphy. james cannes, richard gere, gene hackman, bruce willis, denzel washington. ben affleck. everybody. >> i'm lucky. >> and you come from a pretty humble beginning. your dad was a clothing store manage summer. >> yeah, he was a salesman, and i grew up in detroit, in lower middle class family. first came to new york. decided to follow my dream, and make movies. i moved to california. they were paying me $500 a week or less. it was 200 to come to california. take a chance, 10,000 a year. >> i was an associate producer on a western, the first movie in the early '70s i did, got no money for it, but started building a career. we shot it in mexico for a million bucks. you can't do anything for a million bucks any more. >> what was your first big movie. i know you can go back to "american gigolo" and some of these other movies "flashdance," these are all big movies we're t

before johnny depp retired. a lot poorer as well. >>> miley cyrus stripping down for a good cause. take a look at this picture, she's showing -- that's her. that's not the picture. yet. there it -- there she is. this is to benefit, skin cancer research. marc jacobs t-shirt. all of the proceed are going to the research, obviously. >> gee whiz. >> she posed -- as you can see, completely naked. covering herself with her hands down below. up top, with a sign that says "protect the skin you're in." so she tweeted out, hey, i just completed this project for marc jacob whose will get a t-shirt. 13 million followers, couple people watch this show. sure it will sell out pretty soon. there you have it. >> miley cyrus. >> whole lot of skin. >>> let's talk about jennifer aniston. is the wedding on? is the wedding off? do you have any idea? >> i have no clue. >> let me fill you in. >> you have all right information. >> yes, i do. thanks to the cheat sheet. jennifer aniston, flashing her engagement ring in new york city on sa

schneider had alerted the attorney general's office about gifts they had taken from johnny williams and not reported. because of that tie, a cuccinelli campaign spokesperson says his office walled him off from the todd schneider investigation. >> this was not the only case that ken cuccinelli had to recuse himself from with respect to johnny williams there. was a case of unpaid taxes that he also couldn't do his job in that case. >> reporter: in richmond, peggy fox, wusa9. >> the judge did allow attorney general cuccinelli to withdraw from the schneider case and appoint underwood to the case. he sees no reason to dismiss the case. the judge will decide on the motion by the end of the week. >>> a judge in massachusetts has ruled that the public should know exactly what investigators seized from the home of former new england patriots tight end aaron hernandez. the 23-year-old has been charged with premeditated murder in the death of 27-year- old odin lloyd. the judge ordered the documents to be made available this afternoon. the documents include search warrants, police affidavits explai

the dapper man quite a bit older than she was, johnny b. and - e --behan who was an up-and-coming politician and he didn't tell her that he was divorced, it was a nasty ugly public divorce and he had been consorting with prostitutes and he had a young son he was taking care of. didn't tell her any of that. the just said mary me and come to tombstone which was a bustling mining town, and be my wife. josephine, you should have known better. you all know better, right? oh look at that. i wish i could -- i know i am going to cover up very quickly. i can't tell you exactly what does the team looked like as a young woman because there are no authenticated pictures. these two that i am showing you i can't say for sure if they are josephine and there are many

johnny depp, a lot of goodwill for him. you can mannen why they would make this kind of a picture, right? >> well, yeah, on paper, it can be salvaged by johnny depp, and internationally especially. but remember, johnny depp has other smaller movies, too. he does "pirates of the caribbean" and done something smaller. you wouldn't say johnny depp is the panacea here. but definitely, if there is any hope for the movie, at this point, looking at what it's tracking to, it's international. international, he is pretty big. he's big. >> i guess the point is, does this matter to investors? espn is obviously a superstar. the company has been doing well. yesterday, bob iger, you know, the board extended his tenure, the contract. so does this matter if it is a flop? >> i don't think it matters just on the margin, you know. if you bought disney -- you didn't buy it because of how the "lone ranger" is going to do, you buy it for the parks. generally, it's the largest cap -- mega cap in a favorite sector. so very undermargin if anything.

there is no actual johnny depp there. but i've been thinking about it. you're making out with johnny depp. this whole prop 8 thing has been kicked to the curb now. we're free to express ourselves in a way we couldn't in the past, jimmy. let's be honest, you're single, i can get divorced. i'm just saying now -- well, they do it in hollywood all the time. it is like they make fun of you if you're not divorced. you know how it is. the point is, i got a ring. [ cheers and applause ] oh, where is my camera? yeah, and jimmy, whatever your middle name is, kimmel, would you marry me and make me the happiest man on planet earth? >> jimmy: i mean, this is really -- very, very sweet, adam, don't think i don't appreciate it. >> it is just that we love spending time together, and ever since they moved you to 11:35. >> jimmy: well, the problem is, i'm already engaged. >> who? what is his name? i'll take him apart? >> jimmy: it is not your dog -- molly -- >> the skinny blonde bitch? i thought it was your pilates is teacher -- >> jimmy: i didn't know you were going to d

osgood: including the 1973 musical version in which tom, played by johnny whitaker, fast-talks the other boys into white washing his aunt polly's fence. there's even a tom sawyer ballet performed by the new jersey ballet among other companies. tom sawyer was not an immediate best seller. it won wide recognition only after the success of the adventures of huckleberry finn, the sequel published almost 10 years later in 1885. certainly in the century of the third since tom sawyer hardly has a lack for readers. >> the national fence painting competition. >> osgood: nor has tomlaked for emulators. hannibal missouri staged its annual re-enactment of the white washing of the fence. there was a tom sawyer look-alike contest. later in his life mark twain wrote that tom sawyer is simply a hymn put into prose form to give it a worldly air. a hymn that resonates with us still.

. >> also, here's johnny. 21 years after leaving the tonight show, would you believe johnny carson is making another debut. >>> and if you're driving in san jose anytime soon, i think you're going to like what you see. traffic looks good right through downtown, getting up to highway 17 and into the valley. we're new to town.ells. welcome to monroe. so you can move more effortlessly... we want to open a new account: checking and savings. well we can help with that. we tend to do a lot of banking online. you play? yeah discover a mobile app that lets you bank more freely... and feel at home more quickly. chase. so you can. i got my mom wrapped around my little finger. do you? yeah, i do. huh. i said i want honey nut cheerios uh huh. and she just totally caved. it's all about psychology buzz. psychology? as long as i don't tell him the cereal is healthy -- he can't get enough. sad, really. i kind of feel bad that i tricked him. but...it was easy. surprise... uh, ha ha ha. ♪ welcome back. time now 5:16. in iraq, nine policemen have been killed in an attack that happened in northern iraq

it's one of johnny carson's classic moments coming to itunes. we'll talk to his nephew who is very involved. >> you take it and cut off. >> what are you talking about? >> i love him. oh, man. >> first, go back to lon dochblt natalie is there. we await the first glimpse of this royal baby. natalie, good morning to you. >> reporter: that's right, savannah. just one more big wait here. we are all awaiting the moment where we get to feast our eyes on the baby royal and perhaps, learn his name. we are watching the famous doors here, the lindo wing at st. mary's hospital. we are told by the palace, it may not happen until later on this evening, perhaps tomorrow. we are not sure yet when that moment will come. when they do emerge, we expect that william and kate will present their child to the world and possibly say a few words to all of those gathered here await thag moment. from sensington palace, we did get a statement saying mother, son and father all doing well. william did spend the night here along with his wife at her bedside. the royal couple

let's go with here's johnny! for $200. toby. who is johnny depp? yeah. party, $600. [ beep ] and that would be a luge. toby, back to you. try ice for seen here is the ice palace of bonhomme carnaval in this canadian provincial capital.

i love them so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> you never met johnny. he would have loved you. but you know jimmy, his blood brother. >> jimmy: i love jim belushi, too. >> brother b, yeah. >> jimmy: and when i hear that music, i think of you. i think of fun and i think of good times and i think of you. as i'm telling you -- if you've never met dan aykroyd, meet him. [ laughter ] he's so fun. he's so fun. you have to meet dan aykroyd. [ cheers and applause ] he's the most fun human being. i don't recommend meeting many celebrities, but this is one celebrity you have to meet. he's just the coolest guy. do you remember the first time i met you? it was my first day in the office at "snl." >> yeah. >> jimmy: and me and horatio were in the office. and you came in and we were just sitting there, like, wait, what? do, like, legends just come in your office? and you're like, "hey, guys. you're the new guys on 'saturday night live'?" and we're, like, yeah. we're, like, stuttering and freaking out because dan aykroyd's in our office. and you go -- "come on. let me show you the places i us

there's no actual johnny depp there. you know, i've been thinking about it. you're make out with johnny depp. this whole prop 8 thing has been kicked to the curb now. we're free to express ourselves in a way we couldn't in the past, jimmy. let's be honest. you know, you're single. i can get divorced. i'm just saying now -- well, they do it in hollywood all the time. it's like they make fun of you if you're not divorced. you know what it is. the point is i got a ring. [ cheers and applause ] where's my camera? jimmy, whatever your middle name is, kimmel, would you marry me and make me the happiest man on planet earth? >> jimmy: i mean, this is really -- this is very, very sweet, adam. don't think i don't appreciate it. >> it's just we love spending time together and ever since they moved you to 11:35 i figured, you know -- >> jimmy: yeah. you know, it's -- the problem is i'm already engaged. >> who? what's his name? i'll take him apart. >> jimmy: no. it's -- molly. it's not your dog. >> molly? the skinny blond bitch? i thought that was your pilates instructor.

was introduced by johnny, i was backstage looking at him, and he did one of these... (inhales deeply) took a deep breath to help him relax and gey for the competition, i guess. laura and tracey, are you going to make it tough on him? absolutely. we're about to find out, aren't we? good luck. here we go. the jeopardy! t read for you. and these are the categories... yes, the popular tv show... with the letter "p" in quotation marks. we all know what those mean... a.j., where? let's start with, uh, let's eat thai for $200. what are noodles? i'll take "30 rock" for $200, please. who is lorne michaels? no. laura or tracey? laura? who is tina fey? picked the obvious one. (laughs) i'e "30 rock" for $400. who is alec baldwin? um, let's eat thai for $400. what is a pepper? be more specific? what is a... thai pepper? well, we'll give you it on "pepper." it's a chili pepper. go again. uh, let's eat thai, $600. what is soup? let's eat thai, $800. what iy? uh, let's eat thai, $1,000. what are soybeans? no. tracey or a.j.? made from fermented fish. a.j., back to you. um, 8-letter c

he says johnny depp must be on the show. sure enough, johnny depp is on the show. he knew he was coming on. they have a bromance, moment, you are a handsome, beautiful man. whatever he said. and it took on a life of its own. check it out. >> you have this very handsome, let's be honest, beautiful face. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> i lost my train of thought. >> that is awesome. jimmy kimmel, handled that really well. almost like a, demure girl at the bar not knowing if she is going to kiss him or not. >> he didn't know what to do. >> charming moment. call it what you will. made me laugh. >> i love johnny depp's reaction. okay -- that's it. one kiss. he goes back for another one. >> another one. >> johnny depp there to promote "lone ranger." that was awesome. >> so great. >> one thing that was not great, mariah carey at the b.e.t. awards. sunday night, los angeles. she hit the stage and she was stunning. she was a vision. lost a bunch of weight. she looks great. as always, mariah carey sound great. the problem is, there were a a lot of people on twitter, a lot

i didn't know he wrote the theme song for johnny carson. >> you taught me something new. here's what's coming up later this morning on the "today" show. >> npr scott simon talks about his touching tweets from his mother's bedside. robin thicke performs live on the plaza. now keep it here for more news, weather and sports. thanks for watching "early today." have a good one. >>> new this morning, a simple apartment fire turns into something much more overnight in san francisco. we'll have all the details up next. >>> new video into our newsroom, family members gather in china to remember the three people killed in the asiana airlines crash. >>> looked outside. a big fire. she was from leesburg, so we came out of the house, started running. i got no shoes, no phone, took off running, didn't know if it was anything close by. >> we'll let you know what we're hearing about a series of explosions at a florida propane plant. >>> taking a live look outside, transamerica pyramid in san francisco beautifully lit on this tuesday, july 30th. this is "today in the bay."

. >> johnny depp's "lone ranger" weekend disaster. >> johnny depp didn't bring people to the theater like he normally does. >> what this means for one of hollywood's highest paid actors. >> plus, a one-armed bride once bitten by a shark. her inspirational wedding story. >> morbidly obese on the brink of suicide. >> plus, the heat bloopers. >> don't touch that area. >> don't duck down. you're going to suck my hand up there. >>> now, "entertainment tonight," the worldwide leader in entertainment news. new clooney break up details.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ooh yeah oh johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ the whole world was his stage he never acted his age ♪ ♪ well a girl we call french valerie gave a gold plate chain to me ♪ ♪ asked her who had given it her ♪ ♪ an old flame called vince taylor oh yeah ♪ ♪ i nearly done a vince taylor whoa ♪ ♪ johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ well leather and chains so damned vain never seen his like again ♪ ♪ must have left his mark on me even liked by morrissey oh ♪ ♪ leather and chains so damn vain we're never gonna see his like again ♪ ♪ not vince taylor whoa ♪ ♪ whoa johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ ♪ the whole world was his stage he never acted his age ♪ ♪ well a girl we call french valerie gave a gold plate chain to me ♪ ♪ asked her who had given it her an old flame called vince taylor ♪ ♪ oh yeah ♪ leather and chains so damn vain ♪ ♪ never gonna see his like again not vince taylor oh ♪ ♪ ♪ whoa johnny looked back you know he never looked back ♪ �

, i think without the make up, johnny be like me, and wear little make-up. what dyou think? >> wel you -- cover-up the star, and t movie can't has to sell itself. i agree with you. >> i would b the neil cavuto toy with a cape. neil we don't want you u up in elaborate gash, you are the -- garb, you arehe faith we know. ever since he started wearing more make up then phyllis diller game over. neil: food for thought, one in three americans eat free food. that is a lot to swallow. neil: did you know that more than a hundred million american are getting some form of food assistance. some munchies courtesy of uncle sam, ed ramseya all for helping those in needs but you can not tell him, more than a hundred million americans are in need of this, and taxpayers should not be stuck payng for all of them to eat. >> this is tragic those are proud people that want to earn what they get by and large. i think we need to create js, give them incentives. there are a lot of people that are wasting the opportunities, when it is easier to be on the federal dole than to go to wo

with this is vivian walt of time magazine, johnny carta of brazilian newsweek glee and carta capital. we were talking before the break about now, with the street ruling, who has a mandate, who was legitimate, core issues in egypt. sometimes the issue of legitimacy can still be topical here in europe. in britain, scotland is getting ready to vote on independence. the united kingdom is ruled by a seeming unlikely coalition government. but the british still have this, royal family, and its next generation seeing the light of day this week. >> he has her looks, thankfully. >> no, no, no. >> following the birth of britain's most read tabloid changed its name to "the son" for a day. of course, we covered this. some of you disagreed. royal baby overdose was the #he devised for us. that brings us to our media buzz segment. >> you are talking about a lot of coverage. i think maybe that british press cartoon sums it up. a tidal wave of royal baby news submerging some poor member of the public with television screens, newspapers etc. do we have that? not sure we can actually get the visual. but

there's johnny carson and ed sullivan and snippets of another era that are rarely seen in reruns. >> you've seen "i love lucy," but you haven't seen "i love lucy." >> reporter: what have i been missing? >> you missed the little characters at the beginning and you miss ricky and lucy breaking during commercial smoking a cigarette because the show was sponsored by a cigarette company. >> reporter: the old tapes that remain only play on machines from the same era, and now there's only one company left in the u.s. that maintains them. >> these are all tapes which we have completed. >> reporter: paul klamer oversees most of the video. >> most of this is from the '80s. >> reporter: preservationist bill rush says the videos often arrive from television stations in nondescribed cases. he had no idea he would discover this 1975 documentary from mississippi public television with bb king introduces blues pioneers. this one, hayes mcmullen. this is a treasure. >> it's an american treasure, right. >> reporter: and that's the goal. to unearth and preserve these jewels of american culture and hist

if you just tuned in about masturbation and johnny depp. it's a story about johnny depp. let's see if we can masturbate to it. >> oh. >> now johnny depp wants his tattoos framed when he died. >> what? is wants his skin in a frame? >> stephanie: i don't know. he said, i originally wanted to be tossed over a mountain so people could watch it bounce. i thought that would be funny. >> now i'm back in. >> stephanie: you can masturbate to that. >> as long as he touches like keith richards. >> stephanie: i'm happy to have girl back group in the fort because you've mocked me about masturbation not being one of my skills. but you're saying that women are too complicated we need something real but not too real or not too fake, and then this is never going to happen. i cat loss those last five pounds. this will never happen to me. >> this is johnny depp, this will never happen. >> he might be old and senile enough. >> stephanie: she's hot and in hollywood. >> i'm hot for ohio, not hollywood. i'm 39. they're going to shoot me out back. >> they shoot horses, don't they. >> stephanie:

. >>> esta cinta es como mi bebÉ dice johnny depp, fui con algunas ideas que ten wlai traet de decirle como imaginaba, y luego se mostraron entusiasmados con la idea y asÍ que le dije al director, dije vamos hago estamos. >>> sÉ que es muy importante hospital no solo representar a tonto, sino a las tribus latinoamericanas con respeto?. >>> era muy importante por tantas razones dar mis respetos y rendir homenaje a los nativos es decir gracias y al ver esta pelÍcula cinco o diez niÑos que vivo ten en los reservas pueden sentir que ser mÁs y que tienen un guerrero dentro que no tienen que conformarse. >>> nos das una versiÓn del ya ner solitario que es muy divertida no tienes miedo de ser guapo, pero de ser tonto y torpe dentro de la pelÍcula y es una nueva visiÓn completamente de este personaje ¿no?. >>> creo que fue un enfoque divertido del personaje. >>> y el personaje original es para simple es un hÉroe, sabe que estÁ y bien que esta mal y es todo, no hay luchas, y en esta pelÍcula lo hicimos humano, y decir mo sÉ que estÁ pasando y no sÉ quehacer?. >>> y aquÍ en esta,

, i think without the make up, johnny be like me, and wear little make-up. what do you think? >> well, you -- cover-up the star, and the movie can't has to sell itself. i agree with you. >> i would buy the neil cavuto toy with a cape. neil: we don't want you up in elaborate gash, you are the -- garb, you are the faith we know. ever since he started wearing more make up then phyllis diller game over. neil: food for thought, one in three americans eat free food. that is a lot to swallow. neil: did you know that more than a hundred million american are getting some form of food assistance. some munchies courtesy of uncle sam, ed ramseya all for helping those in needs but you can not tell him, more than a hundred million americans are in need of this, and taxpayers should not be stuck paying for all of them to eat. >> this is tragic those are proud people that want to earn what they get by and large. i think we need to create jobs, give them incentives. there are a lot of people that are wasting the opportunities, when it is easier to be on the federal dole than

and we realized after johnny's interview, it was him. he was stalking us, he was trying to get our attention. but we did always have security staff around us. so he didn't want to get caught again. >> my first question to you is, you don't think of it as a problem. >> right. >> if i told you it's a problem for me -- >> right. >> -- now what? >> the truth? if i caught you in the right position, it wouldn't matter. i would still try to masturbate in your presence. >> even if it upset me? >> even if it upset you. because i know a lady told me, don't you consider that to be mentally raping her, disrespecting her or, you know, and so on, et cetera. but i guess at that time, it's not about you. it's about me. and what i want to do. yeah, it's sick, i know it's sick. i'm not normal. i know i'm not normal. the average man is not normal. because we wouldn't be sitting in here if we were normal. >>> coming up -- >> i killed her with a big knife. >> why? >> because i had no gun with me. >> in belgium, a bizarre interview about murder is interrupted

. >> inmate johnny brewster, serving three years for cocaine possession, lends his formidable sewing skills to the prison's recycling efforts. >> sometimes i get teased about it by these guys here. ♪ >> right now, i'm making belts from pant leg material. as you see, we start off by joining the two pieces. usually i make one large spool approximately 35 foot every two to three days. i'm making approximately 10 to 12 belts a day. i learned to sew approximately 20 years ago from my mother. she asked me one day if i want to learn to sew. i said, i don't know, boys aren't supposed to sew. girls are supposed to sew. she said don't give me that nonsense and sat me down on the sewing machine and started teaching me everything she pretty much knew. i'm doing pretty much what i like to do. it keeps me out of trouble, and i try not to ever, you know, take that for granted. because after all, this is prison, i mean. ♪ >> brewster lives in "a" dorm, an open population unit that give him more freedom of movement than many other santa rosa inmates and a small corner of the prison to call home.

i guess you could say are superstars you know johnny depp and tom hanks and well that's pretty good too so yeah you never would even think of where with tom you sort of think of a flag waving behind his head of a mr america feeling but the mr america next door it's very real but it's a persona and it's something that he's cultivated and johnny depp is a rocker you know the jewelry in his hat and stuff that sort of pops into your mind those aren't accidents they're clever guys and they figured out their place in the business and things way of being calm didn't want that i think i want it i just never did it i have an objective of being sort of successful in business i just had very simple objectives as an actor to try different things and challenge myself as often as i could and check out this clip from bows one man shows citizen twain the difference between brain in the casino in praying in church don't you. throw in a casino they really mean it. well. you know why the dollar lot a lot of the casino. because he loves to bet. i'm lucky i'm dead already on it's terrific to have this be su

i guess you could say your superstars you know johnny depp and tom hanks and well that's pretty good too so yeah you never would even think of where with tom you sort of think of a flag waving behind his head of a mr america feeling but the mr america next door it's very real but it's a persona and it's something that he's cultivated and johnny depp is a rocker you know the jewelry in his hat and stuff that sort of pops into your mind those aren't accidents they're clever guys and they figured out their place in the business and things way of being calm didn't want that i think that i wanted i just never did it what i do have an objective of being sort of successful in business i just had very simple objectives as an actor to try different things and challenge myself as often as they could and check out this clip from bows one man shows citizen twain the difference between brain in the casino in praying in church don't you. throw in a casino they really mean it. well . you know why the dollar lot a lot of the casino. because he loves to bet. i'm lucky i'm dead already on that's terri

. >> here's johnny. >> reporter: there are moments rica.define america. >> that's the way it is. vaporter: and the record of many many of them are stored in this iault in culpepper, virginia. >> the ed sullivan show. >> reporter: but these 50 ytapes, some 50 years old, are deteriorating. there is a race to preserve the history they contain. >> you would lose some great greies. >> reporter: rob stone is the moving image curator of the cbrary of congress. >> i think an important thing is to capture people's memories, to take people back to the day when they first saw carol burnett tug on her ear or the day when walter cronkite could hardly finish his sentence in november >> 1963 when kennedy was shot. >> some 38 minutes ago. go reporter: the tapes are being preserved and stored at the library's conservation campus. there are more than three million moving image items. there's johnny carson and ed hnnyivan and snippets of another ivan aat are rarely seen in reruns. >> you've seen i love lucy. seen iu haven't. >> reporter: what have i been missing? >> you miss rick and lucy breaking

charles: isn't johnny depp a hit or miss? could be big? two bonds and row. >> this one and another film before it, the dark shadows, the parity of that. charles: another show, 6-year-old show. someone is going deep into the vaults. >> he is a big draw always been this film wasn't good. it does 2 hours and 28 minutes, trailers and transports, a three our time slot. charles: that thing on his head, this the $250 billion on a budget that $2 on a taxidermist. you can get something better than that. it looks like he vomited on the street. this is cute. >> it could manage to come back and not be a total -- so far as looking like a huge -- >> what we're learning is these big blockbusters that are so disaster oriented, they are not taking off, too similar, many of them. >> will be the biggest summer of all time but no room at the end, too many. charles: egypt and the jobs report next. charles: we have two huge stories for you to follow this morning. pro morsi demonstrators, three of them, were shot and killed. what do you make of this? >> i think