i was so in awe of mr. brokaw, i got the time and date of his show wrong. it airs thursday at 10 p.m. well he an here all next week at 11:00. we lost together a great man this week. here it is, your moment of zen. >> you know, not all incidents is a result of the medication. >> are you saying there's something wrong with me. >> when is the last time you had a prostate exam. >> i don't let anyone even wag their figure never my face. ♪ two... two, three... ♪ ♪ oh... (sniffles) (gulping) hey, guys. welcome to my parent'' 40th anniversary party. i'm bored. let's drink. wow, what a turnout. it's great to see so many happy smiles, most of them on mouth mutant. (all laugh) all: hey-o! but let me just say, for 40 years, my beautiful wife munda has been by my side... even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish. and, morris, i fell in love with your honesty and humility. and those things never mutated. both: mmm... all: aw... (guttural): aw... now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain, i've prepared a video tribute t

i was so in awe of mr. brokaw, i got the time and date of his show wrong. it airs thursday at 10 p.m. well he an here all next week at 11:00. we lost together a great man this week. here it is, your moment of zen. >> you know, not all incidents is a result of the medication. >> are you saying there's something wrong with me. >> when is the last time you had a prostate exam.

i was so in awe of mr. brokaw, i got the time and date of his show wrong. it airs thursday at 10 p.m. well he an here all next week at 11:00. we lost together a great man this week. here it is, your moment of zen. >> you know, not all incidents is a result of the medication. >> are you saying there's something wrong with me. >> when is the last time you had a prostate exam. >> i don't let anyone even wag their figure never my face. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause )

mr. brokaw, i got the time and date of his show wrong. it airs thursday at 10 p.m. well he an here all next week at 11:00. we lost together a great man this week. here it is, your moment of zen. >> you know, not all incidents is a result of the medication. >> are you saying there's something wrong with me. >> when is the last time you had a prostate exam. >> i don't let anyone even wag their figure never my face. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) ♪ look at all the lonely people-- ♪ ♪ jo jo was a man who thought -- ♪ ♪ band on the run -- ♪ neighbor i'm amazed at the way you love me all the time -- ♪ ♪ ebony and ivory -- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: whoo! welcome to the "report," everybody! (cheers and applause) welcome to the "report"! good to have you with us! (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! please, sit down. folks, i've got to tell you, with a greeting like that -- with a greeting like that, folks you know how that makes me feel!

so mr. brokaw, sir. >> let's not start that. >> thank you so much for being here, the show, the brokaw files, it's like "the x-files" except it's to the about the paranormal, it's about a 40 year decorated career in journalism. >> well, it's-- that's very nice to hear. and it's an opportunity for me to see my hair history among other things from the kind of peter pan look until the aging graying aarp member. >> come on, stop it. it is amazing, it's an amazing archive of work to look back on. the incredible moment during the command never chief episode where you're with president clinton during the first 100 days. and there is a small moment where george stephanopoulos has given a briefing a an as a journalist who looks bright intoed camera said this briefing is going to be around the world reason 48 hours. you think 48 hours. >> right. >> that was 48 seconds delay, there would be a riot in the press corps now. clearly journalism has got faster. has it got better bearing in mind that the answ

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