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well mr. case stick he did line-item veto that which people should be allowed to have spider monkeys in the state of ohio. >> stephanie: really? >> caller: it had nothing -- he did nothing with his line-item veto for all of the abominations of these women's health issues. it is frightening. it is frightening this is going on. i don't have -- >> stephanie: if you could train a spider monkey do do a transvaginal probe he wouldn't have done that. >> caller: now there is an excellent suggestion because he might be be up for that, steph. >> stephanie: there you go. see? >> ever have a governor who is an idiot? i hear screech monkeys do a better job. >> maybe they should have a screech monkey for a governor. he would probably do a better job. >> stephanie: orangutans have longer arms. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: call stephanie now. she's easy. 1-800-steph-12. this show is about analyzing criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. are you enco