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the spectacular views offers a perfect place to watch the sunrise or suffer sun set with someone you louvre, wear sturdy shows to conquer the stone trails and denly inventory advantage gives you hikers the sensation of being in a rain forest it's quite a hike to the top here at mount davidson but the view >> good morning. thank you for joining me here at the board chambers, and thank you to board president david chiu, budget chair mark farrell, members of the board of supervisors, our elected officials, our commissioners, and our department heads. and welcome, members of the public who joined us this morning. this year's budget reflects a lot of hard work between city government and the people that we serve. we've met in every district of the c

the spectacular views offers a perfect place to watch the sunrise or suffer sun set with someone you louvre, wear sturdy shows to conquer the stone trails and denly inventory advantage gives you hikers the sensation of being in a rain forest it's quite a hike to the top here at mount davidson but the view >> thank you, supervisor farrell, for being here this morning, and also for your great partnership with the board of supervisors. carmen chu, you're helping us bring in the money already, thank you. assessor chu. (applause) >> london breed, thank you very much, supervisor, always a pleasure to work with you as well. all of you, friends, spouses, family, people who are just enthralled with this wonderful great city of san francisco like i am. thank you for all being here to witness and honor and thank the people who are stepping up with us to help manage this wonderful great city. thank you, chief hayes white, for being here as well, and other department heads and other commissioners, thank you for joining us as well. we have 25 individuals today who are sacrificing a lot of personal time,

the spectacular views offers a perfect place to watch the sunrise or suffer sun set with someone you louvre, wear sturdy shows to conquer the stone trails and denly inventory advantage gives you hikers the sensation of being in a rain forest it's quite a hike to the top here at mount davidson but the view >> i just want to make a public statement to acknowledge that appointments to the police commission and any commission which is a policy-making body is very important. i want to encourage about keep in front of our minds the importance of not only to elect women, but to work to get more women appointed to these bodies that help make legislative decisions for our city and county of san francisco. >> i am from san francisco. i grew up in the local neighborhood. i did my under deprad wait work at fisk university, where i studied political science with a concentration in public administration and worked eight years largely in the public sector. then i earned a master's degree from carnegie melon in pittsburg, pennsylvania. i spent some time as assistant executive director for a non-profit. we

the spectacular views offers a perfect place to watch the sunrise or suffer sun set with someone you louvre, wear sturdy shows to conquer the stone trails and denly inventory advantage gives you hikers the sensation of being in a rain forest it's quite a hike to the top here at mount davidson but the view >> i just want to make a public statement to acknowledge that appointments to the police commission and any commission which is a policy-making body is very important. i want to encourage about keep in front of our minds the importance of not only to elect women, but to work to get more women appointed to these bodies that help make legislative decisions for our city and co of san francisco. >> i am from san francisco. i grew up in the local neighborhood. i did my under deprad wait work at fisk university, where i studied political science with a concentration in public administration and worked eight years largely in the public sector. then i earned a master's degree from carnegie melon in pittsburg, pennsylvania. i spent some time as assistant executive director for a non-profit. we did

. >> why do you think there are lines outside the louvre? >> exactly. >> he had a message for you, i don't know if we have time. >> we do. >> of course, we do. >> let's do that. >> he was here yesterday. >> i love you so much, you're the most amazing woman in the world in every single way. thank you for everything you give me. >> what a sweet man you married. >> maybe we should have a moment here. that's sweet. happy for you. good luck. >> thank you so much. >> they met and fell in love. they were teenagers. best love story. >> you got a hit on your hands with this movie. we're very proud, "two guns" at a theater near you on friday. >>> are you ready to say what the what? >> oh, dear. what the what? >> what the what? >> don't ask. don't ask. we'll be right back. [ hosmer ] i kinda knew their reaction would be a little like, you know, "what are you thinking?" oh, i had a knot in my chest. i didn't really want her to go but...i knew she could do it. i felt like there were bigger and better things for me to do. [ mom ] she took what she was doi

you would think it will make it in the louvre. >> maybe. really good job. [ laugher ] >> maybe. really good job. [ laugher ] >>> all right. "the mix" time, everybody. it is summertime. when i was younger, i spent summers, make money. mow lawns. do a lot of things. fine, a boy in texas spent his summer mowing lawns and making money like a million other all-american boys. take a look at him. 11-year-old dillon ortman. wasn't doing it to make money for himself. he was actually raising money for victims of moore, oklahoma, the tornado. 2 dozen people died in may. anyway, he's mowed nearly the 0 lawns in two months. he raised $16,000. >> i want to live where he is living. for the people of moore, oklahoma. >> i would think he got donations in addition to whatever he charged. we don't know what he charged. he couldn't stop his work. his dad would sometimes say, hey, dillon. he said i worked in 104 degrees. and my dad says you are going to work to the bone, dillon. it was important to him. he made $16,000. mowing lawns. he is going to donate. to those folks. >> what a good kid. i love

on this day in 1911, french authorities first discovered somebody had stolen the mona lisa from the louvre in paris. the bold robbery happened a day earlier. a former worker walked into the museum and took the da vinci painting off the wall and hid it under his clothes and walked out 00 door. for the next two years investigators found nothing. that changed when the thief tried to sell the painting to italian art dealer for hefty price. cops captured the cook from italy when he went to collect the ransom and the mona lisa made it back to paris without a scratch. the world first learned a master piece was

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of being lenovo related wouldn't be devastating and that you wouldn't look at the unfortunate water louvre that may happen to the rejobl economy around us. it may not mean much to us. if you're sitting in a certain part of canada or the canadian government you may look at the risk a little differently as we would as analysts in the private sector. >> a last comment from you. in a great respect, blackberry's pain has come as apple and the iphone gained. what is your read in on this new device we think is coming on september 10th? what is it going to have? what is it going to mean? >> sort of chatter about possibly three devices, new generation ipad and then a baseline cheaper iphone as well as new iphone, let's call it the 5s just to be uncreative like most of the rumor mill was. i think ios 7 is the bigger story. i think it is going to signal apple being innovative again. i think it will change the looks and i think apple at least temporarily regains some of its mojo. that beinged, the long-term trends and risk from new emerging operating systems from google aren't going anywhere and will

you would think it will make it in the louvre. >> maybe. really good job. [ laugher ] >>> all right. "the mix" time, everybody. it is summertime. when i was younger, i spent summers, make money. mow lawns. do a lot of things. fine, a boy in texas spent his summer mowing lawns and making money like a million other all-american boys. 11-year-old dillon ortman. wasn't doing it to make money for him sef. raising money for victims of oklahoma, he mowed nearly 90 lawns in two months. he raised $16,000. >> i want to live where he is living. >> for moore, oklahoma. >> and in adegs to whdition to charged. he cannot stop his work. he said i worked in 104 degrees. and my dad says you are going to work to the bone, dillon. it was important to him. he made $16,000. mowing lawns. he is going to donate. >> what a good kid. i love that. >> check this out. a minor craze. across malaysia. it happened and you went to seep it with alexa. >> i saw despicable one. >> despeicable two. and this was posted to day. 25,000 hit. and with the happy meal, is giving away

on this day in 1911, french authorities first discovered somebody had stolen the mona lisa from the louvre in paris. the bold robbery happened a day earlier. a former worker walked into the museum and took the da vinci painting off the wall and hid it under his clothes and walked out 00 door. for the next two years investigators found nothing. that changed when the thief tried to sell the painting to italian art dealer for hefty price. cops captured the cook from italy when he went to collect the ransom and the mona lisa made it back to paris without a scratch. the world first learned a master piece was missing 102 years ago today. and now you know the news for this wednesday, august the 21st, 2013. i'm shepard smith. we're back tomorrow. they pay us to do that. and o'reilly is paid for. this. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> he is such an amazing person and i'm going to miss him forever. >> bill: another brutal, inexplicable crime, a 22-year-old australian gunned down in oklahoma by three teenagers because they say they were bored. there is much more to this story and we wi

then he hoeld on to the paintin and brought it to france and that's how it ended up in the louvre. kind of interesting. >> what's interesting is what story she comes up with that she gets to stay in france for a few more days. >> have you guys seen it in person? >> i have. >> reporter: -- i'm sure, there's a champagne story somewhere. >> thank you, michelle. in paris. coming up next, first it was an angry voeter, then a republican rival. now weiner getting into it with a foreign reporter. plus, congressional critics hammer president obama for spending a week vacation on martha's vineyard. of course those complaints come from lawmakers who are currently on a five-week break themselves. "morning joe" comes right back. [ male announcer ] this one goes out to all the allergy muddlers. you know who you are. you can part a crowd, without saying a word... if you have yet to master the quiet sneeze... you stash tissues like a squirrel stashes nuts... well muddlers, muddle no more. try zyrtec®. it gives you powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because zyrtec®

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michelle is at the louvre to explain. good morning. >> this is her home and people are always amazed how small this painting is and how incredibly alive she looks. well, this morning in italy, an old crypt is being opened to help see if the real mona lisa really was who historians think she was. >> reporter: how much does the world want to know just whose smile the mona lisa so delicated captured after these 500 years? enough to open a century's old grave in florence this morning holding the two sons of a merchant's wife who historians believe he painted in the early 15 hundreds. they want a dna test to see if some of these bones piering out through earth and time in a grave might really be hers. then they could do a reconstruction of her face and see what she looks like. >> there's speculation in all sorts of ways, psychologically, historically, personally. all that's really known is that leonardo didn't hand it over. he worked on it slowly. it became something that obsessed him. >> maybe the only people not obsessed wit

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but he had an interesting experience in 1911 and 1912 you may know that mona lisa was stolen from the louvre in 1911 that was determined to repatriate the work of art to his country and he brought back in a sting operation that involved him in 1914 if you have been to florence you may have passed the hotel that the work was found. then it was temporary placed on exhibition at uffizi. he told incredible story of german art preservation officers that did appear on the scene late 1943. the policy toward our production was to have the officers went in countries that were occupied. but italy for the first three years it was the allies so there were no german art protection officers with the change of allegiance of german forces september 1943 with the activists correct -- destruction and looting began as we saw after the lifting of the works from the museum in naples. the fate of so many of the works of art in italy rested upon the individual commanders with access this was conveyed an end with lambsdorff was head of fed german protection or even if there were some outstanding scholars that tried

the spectacular views offers a perfect place to watch the sunrise or suffer sun set with someone you louvre, wear sturdy shows to conquer the stone trails and denly inventory advantage gives you hikers the sensation of being in a rain forest it's quite a hike to the top here at mount davidson but the view