steve: driving. >> yeah! steve: kristen. >> yeah. steve: well. [laughter] name something you were doing long before your parents knew about it. >> watching rated "r" movies. >> good swer! steve: this girl right here. >> that's not bad. steve: that's not bad? are you kidding me? once again, it comes your answer, yep, here we go. you was out there gettin' some before your parents knew, and you know how you knew how to do it? because you was watching "r" rated movies! >> whoo! steve: all right. you got one answer left. if it's there, you clear the board, susan. >> i'm gonna go with drugs. steve: drugs. >> whoo! steve: wow. well, willinger family 240, smith family got 85, but, hey, this is still anybody's game. just got to keep playing. we'll find out when we come back, so don't go away, folks. joey fatone: closed captioning is sponsored in part by... [ female announcer ] a classic macaroni & cheese from stouffer's starts with freshly-made pasta, and 100% real cheddar cheese. but what makes stouffer's mac n' cheese best of all. that moment you enjoy

steve: they've got to work. steve: hey, jennifer. >> hi, steve. how are you? steve: good. let's roll. name an excuse men give for not being in the mood. >> nothing, i've--no excuse. >> nice! >> very good! steve: nothing. no excuses. we're ready all the time. steve: hey, john, how are you doing? >> steve, how are you? steve: good. hey, john, let's go. name an excuse men give for not being in the mood. >> their team lost. sports. >> oh, yes. steve: "my team lost." steve: that was a great answer. well, we got two good teams here. you don't have any strikes; you got one answer left. you could return the favor and you could clear the board. >> maybe they're hungry. >> yeah! >> good answer! steve: they're hungry! audience: oh! steve: haley, only one answer left. you could clear the board. give me an excuse men give for not being in the mood. >> how about they want to spend time with the kids? steve: they...really? >> they haven't been home all day! steve: oh, and they want to spend time with the kids. >> i'd hope so. i'm a teacher. steve: i never heard a man say that. "oh, no, h

steve: clothes. >> play. >> we'll play, steve. steve: they're gonna play, jimmy. hey, kim, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> porno magazines. steve: porno magazines. katie, tell me something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> i don't want to say it, steve, but i'm gonna have to go with condoms. steve: really? >> oh, good answer. steve: got the little raincoats. all right, colleen, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> well, guys don't really like to clean, so i'll say their toilet. steve: yeah, the toilet. >> yes! steve: tommy, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> steve, my little sister is right. we do not like to clean, so that would include the shower. steve: the shower. all right, christine, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> let's keep it going with all the things in the bathroom. how about a sink? >> oh, yeah. good answer. steve: the sink. i would have said it. only one strike, kim. tell me something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bath

steve: money. pass or play? >> we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play. hey, bev, name something a grandma might store in her cleavage. >> a hanky. steve: a hanky. cartis, it's gonna be a tough one for you, buddy, but name something that grandma might store in her cleavage. >> i would say a receipt. steve: a receipt. hey, sug, only one strike. tell me something that a grandma might store in her cleavage. >> crackers. [applause] steve: crackers? >> crackers. steve: come here, kids. grandmama got a treat for you. here. >> [laughter] steve: eat it. eat it. stop crying. shut up crying, and eat your cracker. it's your grandmama. it's safe. blow on it a little bit, and eat your cracker. grandmama reach down in there and pull a cracker out of her cleavage. sherry, you got to be careful, darling. you got two strikes here. the willinger family can steal. >> a key. steve: a key. david, only one answer left. name something a grandma might store in her cleavage. >> switchblade. switchblade. yeah. hey, that's a good answer. that's a good answer. steve: a-- >> switchbl

>> steve: no. >> venus? >> steve: yes. >> steve got that. what is the only food that does not spoil? the only food that does not spoil. steve? chinese food. >> honey is correct. that's it, ladies and gentlemen. that's it. and the winner is steve doocy! >> peter: what happened to all the numbers? >> steve: that's like a lawyer! >> stick to your day job. >> anna: you have the wrong answer, you lose points. >> peter: i didn't lose any points. >> steve: you did a very good job. >> i need ultimate employment. where do i go from here? >> steve: we're going to talk to geraldo about the news of the day. also a terrifying moment when a gunman storms a van and kidnaps a pilot and copilot. the latest on the shocking story coming up. >> anna: and forget boogie nights. welcome to boozey nights? cops say they've never seen anything like this. a guy dancing his way through a field sobriety test. >> i recognize that guy. ♪ ♪ i like to move it, move it ♪ you like to move it ♪ >> anna: it's almost the weekend. friday, the 9th of august, 2013. i'm anna

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>>steve: the whole u.s.-russia reset has been a disaster every since hillary clinton famously handed her russian counterpart that reset button and she thought it said reset translated into russian. as it turned out it said overcharged. oops-a-daisy. it certainly marks a low point for this president in our relations r russia. once upon a time we were a superpower. we would kick russia's butt. but now in this situation and others, it looks like they have got the upper hand. senator ron johnson has these observations regarding where we are right now with russia. >> president obama's started his administration on the apology tour. he's looking for the love of the world when what we need is respect. we need to show strength. we need to show we are the world's superpower, we are the world's leader. then russia would start respecting us. >>gretchen: remember when president obama had that meeting with medvedev and he said after the election i'll have more flexibility. i don't know if we know every single nuance here

>> steve: not a fail. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is genius! >> steve: that's a win! >> jimmy: that's a win. >> steve: that's a parent win! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is a brilliant idea. i don't wanna get off -- i don't wanna get off the couch -- >> steve: aw, that means they're gone, honey. >> jimmy: they're gone. they're gone. >> steve: why are you eating so much? i don't know. i bought the last of the ice cream. go get me some cigarettes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @mrslaurenthomas. she says, "i put sunscreen on my four kids, but one came back burnt. turns out i lathered one kid up twice." there you go. [ laughter ] not paying attention. "get over here! you're really pale. and greasy." this one's from @whitney_2013. that's a good name. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: for a year. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "my parents let me watch 'austin powers,' and i proceeded to call my grandfather a fat bastard." there you go. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] you gotta watch that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @carolrhart

steve: katie. >> yes, steve. steve: besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> what about a picture? a picture of someone you love. steve: a picture. >> good answer. steve: colleen, besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> how about the mirror? got to practice. steve: yeah, i see you, colleen. the mirror. tommy, only one strike. besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> how about a letter? sending it off. steve: a letter. all right, christine, got to be careful. besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> how about a good-luck charm? >> yes. good answer. steve: they want you to be more specific. >> a rabbit's foot? steve: kiss a rabbit's foot. wow. that was pretty good right there. we got 2 strikes, kim. brown family can steal, so be careful. >> i think everyone's done this when they were a kid and made out with their pillow before the--to practice. >> good answer. steve: kissing that pillow real hard. all right, brown famil

steve: ok, they're gonna play. >> hi, steve. steve: hello, shundelle. how are you? >> hi, steve. i'm good. steve: ok, here we go. women love a funny man, but what else does he need before they'll marry him? >> well, my man would definitely have to have intelligence, so he has to be smart. steve: intelligence! cornell. >> yes, sir! steve: yes, sir. absolutely. >> sergeant. steve: sergeant or sir. all right. you ready to go, sir? >> yes, indeed. steve: women love a funny man, but what else does he need before they'll marry him? >> ambition. steve: ambition. [audience groans] thought that was a good answer. "vy-tah-lee-in"? "vih-tah-lee-in"? >> "vih-tah-lee-in." steve: "vih-tah-lee-in." >> yes, sir. it's like you say "italian" with a "v" in front of it. steve: vitalien. >> you got it, sir. steve: women love a funny man, but what else does he need before they'll marry him? >> a car. steve: ha ha! yes. got to have a car, baby. gonna need to go somewhere. [audience groans] >> good answer. steve: hey, leticia. how you doing? >> hi, steve. i'm fine. steve: good. i know that's right. [squ

. >> steve: makes sense now. >> jimmy: there's niall. >> steve: niall. >> jimmy: nigel. >> steve: nigel. >> jimmy: ian. >> steve: ian. >> jimmy: the other guy? and yarn yorgen. jorman jurgen. >> steve: jorman jurgen. >> jimmy: jorm jurgen. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: this next one here is from russian president, vladimir putin. he replied, "10, maybe 11." [ laughter ] let's see what he was asked. "how many people would you kill for a klondike bar?" [ laughter ] is that the new slogan? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: is that the new slogan for klondike? [ applause ] ♪ who would you kill for a klondike bar ♪ >> jimmy: let's keep going. this one's from alex rodriguez. [ light laughter ] he responded, "quiznos, hands down." >> steve: oh, no. >> jimmy: let's see the question. "where do you see yourself working in six months?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] they have good benefits. they have good toasted subs. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's one from hillary clinton. she responded, "aw, that's cute." [ light laughter ] let's see what she was asked. "what do you think about joe biden running for pr

steve and monica ward are stopping by. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to give you some tips on how to date. they're awesome. hilarious. and we've got great music from the head and the heart, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] oh, they're good. it's fun. it's a fun show. you guys, it's time to take a look at these stories making headlines today. and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons pros and cons and pros ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the "pros and cons of shark week." [ light laughter ] it's happening right now, baby. on the discovery channel. [ scattered cheers ] "shark week." it's exciting. it's entertaining. it's educational. it can often be erotic. >> steve: ooh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so let's take a look at the -- [ laughter ] let's take a look at the "pros and cons of shark week." here we go. pro, on sunday the number-one trending topic on twitter was "shark week." con, the number two trending topic was, #youknowdatsharkas

. >> steve: just like that. >> yeah. >> steve: what did you try do? >> i tried to, like, it kick it off me and i was screaming, like trying to guard my face and stuff. yeah. >> steve: but the bare was gigantic. it was much bigger than you. >> it was bigger than me. but it wasn't like -- it was 200 pounds maybe. if that. >> steve: so you were trying to fight it off. but at one point, didn't you try to pet it? >> yeah. the second time it kind of stopped. so i was like good bear, please don't hurt me again. but that didn't work. >> steve: of course it didn't. but then you did something that you picked up on a disney channel show that actually saved your life. >> yeah. >> steve: what did you do? >> i guess something good can come from tv. >> steve: we feel the same way, but what did you do? >> i played dead. >> steve: you played dead. where did you get that information? >> from austin and ali from disney channel. >> steve: man. you know, that is the advice that some experts say is the last thing you should do. but in your case, it actually worked out. >>

steve: why? >> i just think--they're still at that age where they're lovable, but they actually want to be in your classroom and learn, so-- steve: oh, ok. >> yes. steve: you ready to play? >> i am ready. steve: name something you might have to jiggle to get it working. >> what about a doorknob? jiggle a doorknob. steve: a doorknob. colleen. >> yes. hi, steve. steve: how are you? what do you do? >> i'm great. i am actually also a registered nurse like my sister kim. i work in-- i've worked in the icu for almost 2 years now, so it's pretty high stress. steve: what hospital? >> kennestone hospital marietta. steve: ok. good. all right, you ready to go? >> i'm ready. steve: you got to be careful now. you got 2 strikes. the brown family can steal. name something you might have to jiggle to get it working. >> how about a flashlight? steve: a flashlight.

ok steve jump in. you know i waded through that whole very nice to look way that you just offered for any attempt at all to address the point that i mentioned and you didn't you talked about immunity they have immunity if they go directly to a congressman or senator as opposed to embarrassing the united states in the most public way possible you didn't address that i was do you take something home a little at least you could probably do you know if i wanted dianne feinstein listed below you know to see if i was going to get dianne feinstein would she would you listen to me listen to me on intelligence when she called security and have me arrested absolutely you know what. you think she would absolutely not then i will tell you this if it were to the rest of it you know let's go to see they are not allowed to take retell to retaliate tory action against you if you go to a congressman or senator that's that's a law they are not allowed to do that they have to initiate an investigation on your behalf to t

steve: tattoo. >> whoo! [buzzer] steve: amber. >> what about a job? steve: a job. pass or play? >> we're gonna play. steve: they're gonna play. >> all right! steve: hi, heather. >> hello. steve: what do you do, darling? >> i'm a homemaker, and i have two children, and i make my own bread and raise chickens. well, 3 chickens--not really a ton of 'em. steve: now, let's talk about them chickens, though. you raise chickens. >> i raise 3 chickens. we named them. they're pretty much pets, and we just eat their eggs. steve: oh. >> yeah, we don't eat 'em. steve: oh, you just eat the eggs. >> we eat chicken, but we don't eat these chickens. steve: oh. no. that was on a different farm. [laughter] if you don't lay enough eggs-- >> you become dinner. ha ha! steve: we frying you. i had chickens in there just cranking eggs out. [laughter] how you doing, mr. ...? yeah. well, heather, let's go. fill in the blank. girls don't like it when their fathers ask their boyfriends if they have a what? >> previous girlfriend. steve: did they have a previous girlfriend? [buzzer] audience: aww... steve: he

steve? >> steve: thanks. if you want a piece of that $425 million jackpot, there may be ways to increase your odds. richard hit the jackpot seven times. he's won lotteries 2 times. he's the author of "learn how to increase your chances of winning the lottery" he joins us live from orlando. good morning to you. >> thank you. good morning to you. >> steve: i hold in my hand the quick picks. i bought $10 worth last night. was that a good -- what did i do wrong? >> exactly. i told you before, don't buy quick picks. the reason i say that is because every time you buy a quick pick, you're getting a different set of numbers, so your odds are always going to be at their worst. >> steve: what you do is you play the same numbers every time. >> pick your numbers so you have your set. in my book, i teach people how it do the research. it's very easy to do. find out if your set of numbers is a good set of numbers. once you've done that, never miss a drawing and never, ever change any of those numbers. play the same set of

>> steve: no. but so far the act has seemed to have imploded on what was promised to all of us. >> brian: he's on the camp that says defund it, stop it, shut down the government. this is the very issue we're going to be debate not guilty a couple of weeks because everyone goes back to work and they got to get a budget passed. >> steve: let's see what happens. >> anna: here is what's coming up 20 minutes 'til the top of the hour. nidal hasan yelled allah akbar before opening fire on soldiers at fort hood. now a judge won't allow evidence that shows jihadi intent. how will this impact his fate? >> brian: then. >> steve: remember this infamous moment between kanye west and taylor swift? >> i'm really happy for you. i'm going to let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! one of the best videos of all time. >> steve: oh, brother. well, this morning she just did something that might ignite the fight all over again. swift news straight ahead, take two. ♪ my doctor and i went wit

steve that the n.s.a. was saying we yes where were blanket lee wiretapping everybody but we're really only focusing on these few individuals but then when it comes out they know we know that they're taking one person's phone call and connecting it to another person three hot as we're in the senate hearing three hops and they can connect pretty much everybody in the united states and i said i'm going to reserve seven but i want to ask you what is the future of whistleblowers steve you know mr snow is going to be in moscow for a while what's the future of whistleblowers in the united states are good people going to take take take him as a you know that's that's a role model or something to fear go ahead. i would tell any whistleblower potential whistleblower who might be watching this you're doing something very important i want them to blow the whistle i want them to do it the right way if they're if they're willing to contact me i'll help them do it i think we need to know as a country as a people if peopl

steve? >> steve: thank you, gretch. according to a new survey, lenders will now charge you 6% more to close on a mortgage than they did in the past year. so what can homeowners do to get the best deals on closing costs? let's talk to that gal right there, real estate expert katrina. good morning to you. today is a big day because she has a tv show premiering. first, so many people -- there are a lot of people in parts of the country, real estate is heating up. >> it is. >> steve: so they see look, the interest rates seem so low, i should get in there. but then start reading the fine prints. look at the closing costs. >> that's why it's so important -- origination fee is one of the main things that's causing these closing costs to go up. it's important to compare with different banks. different banks charge different things. it's a matter of educating the consumer and making sure that you really look at those hidden costs. >> steve: some of the states with the highest closing costs, hawaii, alaska, south carolina, califo

steve: he's celibate. >> yes! steve: ron, how are you feeling today? >> good, steve... steve: you're a firefighter, right? >> i'm a firefighter, yes, sir. steve: hey, ron, that's a nice outfit. i like that. that's pretty fly. i like that. who put--did she help you put that together? >> actually, all of them picked it out for me. >> good answer! steve: oh, they had a meeting. >> they had a meeting. for real. steve: "what is ron wearing today?" you know, he's not allowed to talk, so what's he's going to wear? so, ronnie, let's go, man. name lie a girl tells her parents about her boyfriend to make him sound better. >> "he treats me well." steve: "he treats me well." only one answer left, victoria. you guys could clear the board right here.

>> steve: no. >> steve: no. >> gretchen: highly doubtful. >> steve: separate pigs. >> gretchen: when they split up, they did get custody. let's start that rumor. some college seniors will now have more to worry about than just graduating. they'll have to prepare for an exit exam for prospective employers. have you heard about this? >> brian: i like this. >> gretchen: about 200 colleges and universities signed up to give the collegiate learning assessment plus. the cla plus test. the test will measure a graduate's analytical problem solving, writing, reasoning and reading skills. the goal is for students to incorporate the results into the resumes that are sent to potential employers. they're voluntarily. but bringing into question whether or not you really need these two or four-year degrees if you're just going to take this test, which is graded by the old sat standards and it's bringing into question whether or not you need college if all you need to do is take something similar to the ged and say hey, look how smart i am to get that job. >> brian: yeah. i think it's true. but i th

steve: marriage therapist? >> uh-huh. steve: really? >> yes. [laughing] [applause] steve: i should've met you a while back. [all laugh] what do you think is the biggest--the number-one problem you see as a marriage therapist? >> um...men and women, they fight about money, the most. steve: money, yeah. who is usually at fault about the money? >> oh, my god! are you trying to get me in trouble with my husband? steve: no, because we know it's you! [all laughing] it's you! it's the women! spending, shopping, shopping, spending, buying, shopping, online, offline, last time, first call, last call, on sale, 20% off, 30%, "i had to have it," "it was a deal!" [all laughing] [applause and cheering] is that true, allison? >> yes. [laughing] steve: all right. let's go. so that's good. so [indistinct] church, you're marriage and... >> marriage and family therapist. steve: ...and family therapist. what do you do, shea? >> i'm in sales. i sale--i do sales for an id--for an identity verification company. sorry about that! steve: well, you're grinning so hard..

steve? >> steve: it is. thank you very much. 19 u.s. embassies across the middle east remain closed due to chatter of an al-qaeda terror threat. officials say there is still it -- they're unclear about specifics of an attack. here is congressman peter king of new york. >> the assumption is it's probably most likely to happen in the middle east at or about one of the embassy, but there is no guarantees of that at all. it could basically be europe, the united states, a series of combined attacks. >> steve: great. but has warning about terrorism now become a substitute for winning the war? fox news legal analyst peter johnson, jr. joins us live. >> we hope not, steve. it appears to be so. the administration officials and kind of off the record comments, we're learning the lessons of benghazi. lesson of benghazi are fortification and to provide military back up for your state department and c.i.a. officials. it's not to say oh, we told you that it was going to happen of the we gave you warning, and then we pulled the cover over our heads an

we saw apple with steve jobs, we saw apple without steve jobs. we saw apple with steve jobs. now we're going to see apple without steve jobs. >> rose: so you're shorting apple? >> i'm not shorting apple. i like tim cook, there are a lot of talented people. >> rose: you just said apple is going down without steve jobs. that's exactly what you said. apple is going down without steve jobs. >> okay, i'll say it publicly. he's irreplaceable. i don't see how they can -- they will not be nearly so successful because he's gone. you can already feel it, he made all the decisions. he ran everything. he made every single decision. i know he loved to share the credit and that's fine, but i'm telling you, he made every single decision. i was there, i watched it. for 25 years. he made every -- he decided how you -- how you paid -- how you checked out of the apple store. he decided where things were in the apple store. he picked the colors of the original imacs. sorry no beige was his. a thousand songs in your pocket was his. >> rose: (laughs) i hear you. >> the name "ipad, i tunes, iphone"

steve: closet space. number 7. audience: sympathy. steve: 5. audience: rest/sleep. steve: oh, yeah. number 4. >> skinnier. steve: ha ha. boy, you either, lady. let's go. question 2. give me christine, give me jimmy. let's go. guys, here we go. top 7 answers on the board.

steve? >> there's an item in one of the tabloids here in new york city today that says if the colonel was still alive, there would be a court-martial regarding that. >>> meanwhile, four minutes after the top of the hour. the girlfriend of the 22-year-old man killed in a thrill of it kind of killing is speaking out as this sparks a national debate. where are the civil rights leaders on this? and the president this time around? >> elizabeth is live in washington. >> reporter: good morning. a makeshift memorial where 22-year-old christopher lane was gunned down in broad daylight last wean. we are hearing from his girlfriend for first time. >> he's such an amazing person and i'm going to miss him forever. but i'm really glad i got the four years with him. >> reporter: the australian student was on a baseball scholarship in oklahoma when police say three self-described bored teenagers decided that they wanted to kill him. it's been making headlines across the globe and on the heels of the acquitt

let's go over to steve. >> steve: thank you. grandparents, do you have the legal right to visit your grandkids? and if something happens to mom or dad, do you have the legal right to custody? as it turns out, the law not quite as simple as we wish it was. here to explain the legalese is bob massi, joining us from vegas. good morning to you, bob. >> good morning. >> steve: here is the first question. we'd love to have you answer it. if grandparents have visitation or custody rights of their grandchild or grandkids issues where do those rights legally come from? >> first of all, grandparents have no constitutional rights, like parents have the fundamental rights to their children. grandparents don't. so where the laws really come from, steve, from each individual state in our country. they're basically formed to sort of carve out what rights grandparents have. what they need to know, which we'll talk about, is just because you're a grandparent, doesn't mean you have the right just to grab those kids and take custody and visitation

steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: i don't care what he makes me, if he gives me raw meat, i'm going to be like, "this is like this is delicious." [ laughter ] i don't care. yeah. he owns rao's. >> steve: it's rao's, come on. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i can't fool around with that guy. >> steve: ♪ rao's >> jimmy: ♪ rao's rao's come but you cannot get in ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ i have a rao >> steve: ♪ me say rao >> jimmy: it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at these pros and cons of being the royal baby. the other baby. [ laughter ] prince william and kate welcomed their newborn son on monday. george is his name. it's an exciting time. it really is. but of course, there's a lot of pressure when it comes to being royalty. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of being the royal baby. here we g

ok steve jump in. you know i waded through that whole very nice to look way that you just offered for any attempt at all to address the point that i mentioned and you didn't you talked about immunity they have immunity if they go directly to a congressman or senator as opposed to embarrassing the united states in the most public way possible you didn't address that. at least you could probably do you know yet if i wanted dianne feinstein listed below you know to see if i was going to have to. listen to me listen to me on intelligence what she called security and have me arrested absolutely not sure what. you think she would absolutely do not then i will tell you this is where the rest of it you know let's go to see they are not allowed to take. action against you if you go to a congressman or senator that's that's a law they are not allowed to do that they have to initiate an investigation on your behalf to try to figure out what you're saying just try to tell you talked about it have us alone as i try

. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: the corsage. >> steve: of course. the corsage you bought her for -- >> jimmy: what'd you think? >> steve: -- her dress. was it baby's breath? >> jimmy: my god, this big heat wave we've been having is just not letting up. today it was 182 degrees outside. [ light laughter ] it's pretty serious. if you don't take the necessary precautions, the heat can get the best of you. so, here with some tips for how to beat the heat are the roots, guys? [ cheers and applause ] >> questlove: thanks, jimmy. here's some ways to beat the heat. all right? make sure you stay hydrated by drinking lots of water. >> walk around outside with no pants. [ laughter ] and if anyone asks questions, just tell them you're campaigning for anthony weiner. [ laughter and applause ] >> start dating a penguin. >> jimmy: yeah, you can date a penguin. yeah. >> for the month of july and august, i remain entirely motionless. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thanks for the tips, guys. i appreciate that. the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] check this out, the

steve picked this team. this is a much more mature steve jobs running apple in the second tour. neil: you know the wrap against cook is that he's no jobs. that maybe steve made a mistake. >> and i don't think he ever prrsented himself as a steve jobs. i think what steve said, look, johnny ivy is the one who is going to be leading the creative direction for user experience and the taste of the design, and i think that the expectation that tim cook set for later this year and all of next year is they are going to have some really significant new products. neil: are they late to the game? i think that's the wrap that apple used to be way ahead of others, but now talks that the next iphone, whatever it looks like, might look like samsung's offerings. >> well, let me give you another point of view. neil: sure. >> what wouldt tak to get apple to a $600 stock or more? i think what it would take is that something, you know, more than just a refresh of the products. for example, i don't know whether they get a deal with china mobile. tim cook was there recently, but a deal with china mob

hey, steve. >> steve: i invented that 15 years ago. >> brian: i know. >> steve: thanks, brian. a security camera at a dallas area church captured this image of a man stealing school supplies meant for the underprivileged children of dallas. the thief might have stolen from the congregation, but he didn't take away the church's spirit. the church was still able to go ahead with their back to school give away with the kindness of others and here right now is the minister at the cavalry philadelphia missionary baptist church of dallas. reverend charles lawrence. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: i understand that when you heard that this guy broke down the door and stole all those backpacks that your volunteers had put together, you were furious? >> yes, sir, i was. very distraught. >> steve: because somebody would do that with these back packs that were intended for children who are, you know, underprivileged and don't have anything. and that was going to help them go back to school. >> yes, sir. it was. they look forward every year for us to do this. this is a new

steve? >> steve: so you were looking at the hair. good to know. 25 minutes after the top of the hour. a life changing procedure for a boy on the verge of losing his hearing. >> i hear that! >> good job! yes. >> i hear that! >> good! >> steve: that is four-year-old nick hearing his mother, michelle's voice for the first time since he started going deaf at four months old. he just received cochlear implants and he, along with his mom, michelle, join us this morning from tallahassee. good morning to you michelle and nick. >> good morning. >> good morning. >> steve: hi. >> hi. >> steve: it's a little early. michelle, he started losing his hearing early in his life, didn't he? >> he did. he did. we found out recently that he had gone completely deaf in his right ear and lost most of his hearing as well in his left ear. >> steve: so your doctor said what? >> he said you need to have further evaluations to see if he's a candidate for cochlear implant. we went to the children's clinic in jacksonville and had an evaluation and he was a detain

steve the n.s.a. was saying we yes where were blanket lee wiretapping everybody but we're really only focusing on these few individuals but then when it comes out they know we know that they're taking one person's phone call and connecting it to another person three hops as we're in the senate hearing three hops and they can connect pretty much everybody in the united states and i said i'm going to reserve center but i want to ask you what is the future of whistleblowers steve you know mr snow is going to be in moscow for a while what's the future of whistleblowers in the united states are good people going to take take take him as a you know that's the thing grows model or something to fear go ahead. i would tell any whistleblower potential whistleblower who might be watching this you're doing something very important i want them to blow the whistle i want them to do it the right way if they're if they're willing to contact me i'll help them do it i think we need to know as a country as a people if p

they prep for the end, steve. >> steve: that's right. we're joined by the gigantic doomsday cast, but we're not giving out their last names. but let's go ahead and introduce them. brent senior, brent ii, ashley, lindsey, dawn marie, michael, and right there on the left, tebow, the chihuahua. good morning to all of you. >> good morning. >> anna: as soon as you guys get here, it seems like you're a team of alpha's. this isn't the first spinoff. tell us how the show came from "doomsday preppers." >> about a year ago, my son here filled out a form that said we might be -- my dad had invented an underground sanitation system, which isn't quite right, that got national geographic's attention. i net meth with them. they said what's special about me? i said not that much. i'm building a castle in the mountains, preparing. they thought that was interesting. >> steve: it all started with you at y2k. >> almost 13 years ago. i thought if the power grid went down because of a glitch in the computers, that we were in a lot of trouble. >> steve: last y

steve: lingerie. [cheering and applause] hey, lucinda, name something a woman does to get her husband's sex drive out of park. >> uh...sexy dancing. steve: sexy dance. [cheering and applause] deborah, name something a woman does to get her husband's sex drive out of park. >> how about she fixes him a nice drink? steve: get him a drink. [cheering and applause] that's a little bit past a drink, folks. get him drunk. wow. one answer left. the only guy on the team. you could clear the board right here, ron. this is the answer i've been waiting on. name something a women does to get her husband's sex drive out of park. >> she runs him a nice bath, steve. steve: runs him a nice bath. one answer left. you could clear the board, victoria. name something a woman does to get her husband's sex drive

>> steve: what is it really? >> jimmy: ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: that guy's a fool! >> jimmy: you have it tattooed on your lower back. >> steve: i do. i mean, i know the phrase. but it is nonsense words that mean a great deal to me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this next one is from @loribriggs. she says, "give me the beef, boys, to free my soul." ♪ [ singing ] >> steve: "give me the beef, boys and free my soul. i wanna get lost --" >> jimmy: "in a kaiser roll." [ laughter ] >> steve: beef on a kaiser roll. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @laurenhollis16. she said, in "brown-eyed girl," i thought the first words were "hey there, amigo." [ laughter ] [ both sing ] "hey there, amigo." [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, rodrigo. >> jimmy: "como estas?" [ laughter ] [ singing in spanish ] [ laughter ] this one's from @jordanpace13. he says, "some nights stay i up, splashing in my bathtub." [ laughter ] >> steve: some nights i get my rubber ducky out. >> jimmy: this on

steve? >>steve: thank you. >>brian: it is unbelievable we're actually describing the attack before we do the attack. this is the utter definition of telegravity same time iran and russia is threatening not to do the attack and we continue to evaluate. >>steve: who needs that element of surprise? >>anna: to your other headlines. four minutes after the hour. it is the deadliest day in iraq in five years. a series of insurgent attacks across the country leaving at least 46 people dead. attacks happening at a coffee shop, a security check point and wedding party. more than 420 people have been killed this month alone. >>> in just a few hours the sentencing phase of the fort hood shooter trial is getting underway. nidal hasan facing the death penalty for killing 13 people and injuring more than 30 others. 13 senior officers must vote unanimously to give him the death penalty or he will get life in prison. under military law death sentence would trying tker an automatic appeal. >>> school starts today at a high schoo

steve picked this team. this is a much more mature steve jobs running apple in the second tour. neil: you know the wrap against cook is that he's no jobs. that maybe steve made a mistake. >> and i don't think he ever prrsented himself as a steve jobs. i think what steve said, look, johnny ivy is the one who is going to be leading the creative direction for user experience and the taste of the design, and i think that the expectation that tim cook set for later this year and all of next year is they are going to have some really significant new products. neil: are they late to the game? i thin that's the wrap that apple used to be way ahead of others, but now talks that the next iphone, whatever it looks like, might look like samsung's offerings. >> wl, let me give you another point of view. neil: sure. >> what would it take to get apple to a $600 stock or more? i think what it would take is that something, you know, more than just a refresh of the products. for example, i don't know whether they get a deal with china mobile. tim cook was there recently, but a deal with china mob

ok steve jump in. you know i waded through that whole very nice to look way that you just offered for any attempt at all to address the point that i mentioned and you didn't you talked about immunity they have immunity if they go directly to a congressman or senator as opposed to embarrassing the united states in the most public way possible you didn't address that when i was sitting on the at least you could probably do the going to dianne feinstein listed below you know to see if i think that dianne feinstein would she would you listen to me listen to me on intelligence what she called security and have me arrested absolutely not sure what . you think she would absolutely do not then i will tell you there is a political interest of it now let's go to see if they are not allowed to take retell to retaliate tory action against you if you go to a congressman or senator that's that's a law they are not allowed to do that they have to initiate an investigation on your behalf to try to figure out what you'

>> steve: not a fail. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is genius! >> steve: that's a win! >> jimmy: that's a win. >> steve: that's a parent win! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is a brilliant idea. i don't wanna get off -- i don't wanna get off the couch -- >> steve: aw, that means they're gone, honey. >> jimmy: they're gone. they're gone. >> steve: why are you eating so much? i don't know. i bought the last of the ice cream. go get me some cigarettes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @mrslaurenthomas. she says, "i put sunscreen on my four kids, but one came back burnt. turns out i lathered one kid up twice." there you go. [ laughter ] not paying attention. "get over here! you're really pale. and greasy." this one's from @whitney_2013. that's a good name. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: for a year. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "my parents let me watch 'austin powers,' and i proceeded to call my grandfather a fat bastard." there you go. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] you gotta watch that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @carolrhart

. >>> why the co-founder of apple is giving a bad review to the first steve jobs movie. >> it had steve jobs mannerisms but it didn't have his thinking and his thoughts. >>> we want to begin with our big story, the mysterious disappearance of jonathan crum, he may have been inspired by the movie, into the wild. thank you very much for joining me. i'm so sorry for this awful thing that's happened to you and your family. explain to me and the viewers why you believe there may be a connection between your son's disappearance and the book and the movie into the wild. >> i wasn't sure about what had happened until i got here. i heard his car was here when the police called me. it required me going back and talking to his friends and even his older brother and finding out what was going on. he apparently picked up this obsession or extreme interest in this movie in the story. six to eight months ago, he keeps watching the movie. he's been watching with others. and just thinking it was a great idea. he's always wanted to go camping. just recently he had a breakup with a girlfriend, he was hear

steve will no longer be involved in this company. >> 10 years after steve jobs' departure, the future of apple computer is in jeopardy. >> in life you only get to do so many things. we're going to make apple cool again. here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels. because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. >> if we're going to do this thing, we need to come up with a name. >> apple. >> that is so much better than laser beam computers. >> rose: i'm pleased to have ashton kutcher at this table for the first time. welcome. great to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >> rose: we share a passion for film and technol at very different levels. steve jobs, just a sense of who the-- the essence of this man who has been on this show as well, but you've said there are few people when they walk into the room, the room is different than the way it was when steve jobs walked into the room. >> i never had the good fortune of meeting him. but i think there's-- there's this-- this iconic understanding of who steve jobs was, and-- which is