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richard simmons, everybody. be right back with alpine. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: their debut album is called "a is for alpine." playing the song, "gasoline" from melbourne, australia, alpine. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ there's gasoline in your heart there's fire in mine i know i'm never gonna light you but ♪ ♪ there's always night time there's a light i've found in your eyes that i've never found in mine i ♪ ♪ know i i could never ever show you but there's always night time knowing i wish it wasn't ♪ ♪ just the night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the night time knowing i wish it wasn't ♪ ♪ just the night time ah ah ah ah ah there's gasoline in your heart i could have your fire ♪ ♪ i know that this is momentary imagine it's night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the ♪ ♪ night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the nigh

richard simmons, everybody. be right back with alpine. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: their debut album is called "a is for alpine." playing the song, "gasoline" from melbourne, australia, alpine. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ there's gasoline in your heart there's fire in mine i know i'm never gonna light you but ♪ ♪ there's always night time there's a light i've found in your eyes that i've never found in mine i ♪ ♪ know i i could never ever show you but there's always night time knowing i wish it wasn't ♪ ♪ just the night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the night time knowing i wish it wasn't ♪ ♪ just the night time ah ah ah ah ah there's gasoline in your heart i could have your fire ♪ ♪ i know that this is momentary imagine it's night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the ♪ ♪ night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the night time knowing i wish it wasn't just the night time ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a

alpine is here [ cheers and applause ] we will get a visit from richard simmons, too, richard might be -- and i say this in the best possible way, he may be the craziest person. i have ever met. for real. he has been here all day. he brought barbie dolls -- what he told our security guard, tad, what did he tell you? >> he said to guillermo, he goes guillermo, i just want to make sweet love to you on a big plate of carne asada, and then i left. then he turned over to this guy, he said, look at this guy, you shouldn't eat for an f-ing year. i was like thanks. >> jimmy: something to think about. and he made fun of our announcer dickey's hair, what did he say? >> i wasn't sure. it was brief, but it was wonderful. i think he said -- your rug, he mentioned rug, i kept moving, jimmy, i just kept moving. >> jimmy: he said he wanted to walk his feet through -- >> tip toe through my rug. >> jimmy: this is lovely, and this is in a span of about four minutes. he is a nut. i say this, i admire richard simmons, not just his passion to helping people lose weight, but also, wearing the same outfit eve

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: richard simmons. the music ran out, richard. >> i am -- >> that is what it looked like in the back of "he got game". >> jimmy: you're wearing pants, what is going on with you? oh, my god. i -- >> it's like -- >> jimmy: that will give you a

obama care number and what you get is richard simmons. you call mike huckabee to repeal obama care and you get the astonishing hair guy with the glittering suits who is ready to give you the body you have always dreamed of. mike huckabee has been working this scamming obama care idea for so long that the infomercial gods have recycled his number and given it to richard simmons, who is still thin and lithe after all of these years. and you know what? i'm quite sure that jumping around with richard simmons will at least burn a calorie or two, but how that will lead to repealing obama care, that does not compute. but that is what mike huckabee is promising, send me money and i will take care of obama care, even though there is no conceivable effort between getting your money and obama care. you see where people's fears and desires are poorly informed and very visceral, and then you capitalize on those ideas literally, but getting folks to send you their capital, to send you some of the money because you tricked them into thinking you will ta

>> yep, you call mike huckabee's repeal obama care number and what you get is richard simmons. you call mike huckabee to repeal obama care and you get the astonishing hair guy with the glittering suits who is ready to give you the body you have always dreamed of. mike huckabee has been working this scamming obama care idea for so long that the infomercial gods have recycled his number and given it to richard simmons, who is still thin and lithe after all of these years. and you know what? i'm quite sure that jumping around with richard simmons will at least burn a calorie or two, but how that will lead to repealing obama care, that does not compute. but that is what mike huckabee is promising, send me money and i will take care of obama care, even though there is no conceivable effort between getting your money and obama care. you see where people's fears and desires are poorly informed and very visceral, and then you capitalize on those ideas literally, but getting folks to send you their capital, to send you some of the money because you tricked them into thinking you will ta

all right, well, richard simmons will be here tomorrow, we'll pass that along to him. >> oh, yeah, yeah, okay, i'll tell him. >> jimmy: we have a good mix of guests for you tonight. vin diesel is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: vin is not his real name. his real name is vehicle identification number. we'll also be joined by a very smart kid, zachary maxwell, who made a documentary about how terrible school lunch is, this kid blew the whole lid off. turns out the ladies in the plastic caps? making millions. and we'll have music from john legend tonight. chapter chaum. >> jimmy: this is good news, the nfl returns on thursday night. and time warner cable subscribers in new york and dallas are happy because the company finally settled their dispute with cbs, as a negotiation tactic, time warner blacked out all the stations for a month. people were forced to get by with only 777 other channels, according to the reports, cbs will get two dollars from you, per month, and time warner, it is what they call a win, win, ll cool j can purchase as many hats. this is entertaining.

senate. >> more like the richard simmons. >> well, kiss has a cult following, alex. they're not known as a great rock bound around the country, but they have a cult following. that's what ted cruz is. he's got a cult following. but they're never going to get in the rock and roll hall of fame to the level of the beatles. >> or like richard simmons, he's a ridiculous showman that just can't stop exercising his own jaw. >> very good. >> pretty fast. >> good one. that was not in your notes. >> just sparked in my imagination. chairman, on a day like today, are you happy to be a republican? or would you like to join the other side? >> check, please. no, i -- >> what is happening? >> look, i'm happy to be a republican every day. irrespective of all that. you have to separate the, you know, what you're seeing here being played out to what folks around the country are really thinking in terms of the republican party, what we should be doing. i think, you know, the drama of this is nice, but again, even with mitch mcconnell in the house leadership, what's your counterproposal?

simmons. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, jane lynch, jerry o'connell and music from 2 chainz. thanks for watching, "nightline" is next. >>> tonight on "nightline," the engine runs, a shiny body, but inside there is a dangerous secret. >> the air bag could cause a problem. >> if this should have been scrapped, why is this guy selling it to us? how could you in good conscience sell this truck? >> and how did it end up with a clean title? we take our investigation to a major insurance company and get a surprising admission. >>> and have you ever been surrounded by people and felt utterly alone? we have the video on the addiction, and how hard it is to put it down. >>> keep it right here, america, "nightline" is back in just 60 seconds. >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with bill weir. >>> great to be with you tonight. and we start with a riddle, how could anyone in the heartland ever fall victim to a hurricane, one that blew ashore long ago and far away? wel

simmons. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, jane lynch, jerry o'connell and music from 2 chainz. thanks for watching, "nightline" is next. >>> tonight on "nightline." skimmer scam. you swipe the card. it swipes your money. so to "entertainment tonight" line is on the lookout for the bad guys looking for your credit cards at gas stations across the country where that gallon of fuel could cost you a fortune. we have a secret weapon, an insider who knows it all because he used to be one of them. miss america inc. here she comes, a tattoo-wearing, gun-toting, hunter in the national guard. this year, ms. kansas is rewriting beauty pageant rules. >> and unlucky number. a terrifying, dangerous prank going viral today brings one of the most famous movies to life. beside hockey masks and chain saws, what do people fear on friday the 13th, and why? >> announcer: keep it right here, america, "nightline" i it would run on the most affordable energy source available. it would char

tonight, bill hader, fitness guru richard simmons, and music from alpine. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for your amusement, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you for watching.

tonight, bill hader, fitness guru richard simmons, and music from alpine. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you for wa

tomorrow night -- bill hader, richard simmons and music from alpine. thank you for joining us, "nightline" is next. good night. >>> and it's not in your new home. how you can end up battling with movers who have their hands on everything you own. >>> this family thought they were on a road to a new life, until their moving company upped the bill by thousands and seemingly held their stuff hostage. we go undercover on a mission to get it back and deliver the goods. >>> and happy anniversary to the lava lamp. thanks to this wacky inventor and his recipe for psychedelic success, we're lighting it up with some heavy history. >>> keep it right here, america, "nightline" is back in just 60 americs. "nightli >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with dan abrams. >>> there is breaking news, and for that we go to the abc news desk. >> thank you, dan. i'm alex perez here in chicago, where we are following breaking news out of ohio, where cleveland kidnapper ariel castro was found dead in his cell after an apparent suicide. ariel castro, considered perhaps

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. >> steve: the only crafts brian and i have are made by richard simmons with his bedazzler. >> look at the size of the watch kilmeade has here. where did you get that? >> brian: this was a gift fromdom delouise. totally true. >> steve: we're going to watch you tonight. tune in tonight. >> brian: good to know sean can get up this early in the morning. >> i will again. >> steve: it is now 17 minutes before the top of the hour. i believe heather nauert has a fox news alert. >> that's right. while you were talking, we just got more information. there is an active shooter that we understand is at the navy yard in washington, d.c. area right now. we understand that there is one victim who has been shot. those are the only details we have at this moment. we're monitoring that story and we will keep you posted as these developments come in to our studio here. that is the latest. that is all we know. let's send it back to you and do some digging here. >> steve: we will step aside and be back in about two minutes woman: everyone in the nicu -- all the nurses wanted to watch him when he was th

richard? >> tracie, thank you very much for that update there. >>> secretary of state john kerry is traveling to russia. keir simmons joins us now. how much of this meeting hinges on the meeting specifically? >> reporter: an awful lot of it hinges on that meeting and an awful lot of it on the detail that the russians present at that meeting. here in moscow, behind closed doors, they will be working hard on that detail because whatever you think of russia's motivation in this and what diplomacy might be involved, clearly, they are allies of the assad regime in syria. the simple idea of trying to put syrian chemical weapons on the international control is very difficult of itself because, of course, there is a civil war happening there. so simply how you do it will be a question they'll be trying to resolve. and then there are clearly hurdles still between russia and the united states. the president suggesteding last night aggressive force would still be on the table. not just suggesting it. rus