. >> pamela anderson is on the next "ellen." >> ellen: singlehandedly brought sexiness back to day time. >> plus. music from jimmy buffett. ♪ ♪ that people are finally getting together. ♪ ♪ i think it's wonderful now ♪ that people are finally getting together. ♪ ♪ i think it's so groovy now ♪ that people are finally getting together. ♪ ♪ i think it's wonderful now ♪ that people are finally getting together. ♪ hi, honey. how's the camping trip? well, kids had fun, but i think i slept on a rock. what are you doing? having coffee. ah, sounds good! i thought you'd say that. ah. ♪ the best part of wakin' up... ♪ you're the best! wake up to the mountain grown aroma of folgers. ♪ ... is folgers in your cup! >> ellen: halloween is two weeks away but i'm starting to see giant spiders and men who tuck their sweaters into their pants and the best part is kids and costumes. fuhaven't figured out who your kids are goi to be yet, i have some suggestions. come on out. [applause] >> ellen: what's your name? >> cole. >> ellen: how old are you? >> eight. >> ellen: what grade

please welcome my fellow international sex symbol -- [laughter] >> ellen: pamela anderson. [cheering] [applause] ♪ ♪ >> in westwood. >> ellen: did your parachute get tangled up on you again? >> a revolution. it's been on the runway. vivian westwood. >> ellen: it's fantastic. >> i love it. >> ellen: i didn't know what it was at first but it's good because it can act as a lot of different things. you can make them, when you get home, draperies. a bedspread. so many different things. is it keeping you warm? >> keeping me warm. >> ellen: hour you? >> great. how are you? >> ellen: good, thank you, haven't seen you in a little while but i saw pictures of you. >> oh, dear. >> ellen: you were at -- was it a nude beach that you were at? >> oh, dear. if i knew there was a photographer there i would have taken the bottoms off too. >> ellen: and you're obviously trying to cover yourself up. at what point did you see that they were -- where were you? where is that? >> france. >> ellen: very nice. >> yes. >> ellen: they're all naked in france, right? >> yes. nobody cares. >> ellen: a

charlie: blankfein is like pamela anderson, right? liz: that is absolutely pamela anderson. charlie, i need you to explain something. wait, wait, charlie was on "the daily show with jon stuart. look. >> you know who must be thrilled to hear this news was market analysts and business reporters who have finally seen justice served. >> what is up with this incredible $13 billion shakedown of jpmorgan? this is arbitrary and political hosing. i think it is a sophisticated shakedown. >> justice department needs to scout. >> they are at war with american business. >> this was a jihad against jpmorgan. [laughter] >> it is a shakedown, witch hunt, scalping jihad. >>charlie: i like to get my face like this. i hate the fact i am even next to jim cramer. that is beside the point. i want jon stewart to know i have changed my mind. jamie dimon is evil. he is like bernie madoff we had i agree with jon stuart. his brother works at the new york stock exchange. his brother is the greatest guy on earth. a great guy. maybe i should tell larry this to tell jon stewart, "the daily show." i am not

(laughter) 6- >> dave: pamela anderson? what's her name, "baywatch". (laughter) >> hard question, it was a hard question. and so they say "we want to make it like that old dean martin fry roast. you can bring your friends." >> and what about like your mom? >> dave: they came, of course, and my grandmother who i tried to get on this show the first time i ever came on. i don't know if you remember. and she had, like, a -- she wanted to bring out a stupid pet trick. >> dave: and what happened? >> she was scared but now she's like a media whore. like -- (laughter) she's on the comedy central roast. >> dave: sorry, grandma. (laughter) >> she did jimmy kimmel. >> dave: oh, really. your grandmother is on jimmy kimmel? >> yeah. >> dave: well, we'll see if we can try opening. >> she'll come in a second now. >> dave: any of the jokes cut too close? any of the jokes offend you? hurt your feelings? >> not at all! i mean, i purposely didn't watch any of the other roasts so i went into it thinking that i was going to get two hours of them making fun of me alone. >>

pamela anderson is still hooking up with one of her ex-husbands. which, you know, i've always said that once you've had them, you can get them back. you know, if it's a comfortable spot for you, sometimes they don't make the best husbands but they know how to please ya and they already know your kids because maybe they're his kids too. and it just makes for a drive by and a see you. sometimes -- and marriage doesn't work out but a few years after the divorce, you can get things back to a sweet spot, don't have to share the same bed all the time, don't have to be married, grown. pam was recently spotted on a nude beach with her ex-husband rick salomon. rick is her third ex-husband and now pam is explaining that she says they are best friends with benefits and she doesn't want to meet anyone else. hopefully she means at this particular time. because she's only 46 years old and it's a little too early to be throwing in the towel but late enough in life to be -- certainly to be setting up life after 50. a little something. i don't mind recycling men. y

david hassle hoff, pamela anderson, the rest of the cast revealed that a clause in their contract said they were not allowed to lose or gain more than five pounts. if they did they would be in trouble. as far as we know over all those years they all weighed in and made the cut. >>> and how many songs do you hear so often you just want to run sometimes? well tonight we have the official list of the 20 most overused songs in film and tv. some are from the top of our list as well. there is tra voel ta, saturday night fever. next in line, bad to the bone, sharts negativer's terminator. go online and let us know your candidates. >>> have you ever wanted to rent a spouse to get through the day, feeling oefr whemd. see happening out there next. un- it could be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell your doctor about all your medical condit

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our first guest tonight is one of very few actors to have co-starred with both pamela anderson and a talking potato head. his show "last man standing" airs at 8:00 friday nights here on abc. please say hello to tim allen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how is life? everything all right? >> very fine here. >> jimmy: ha-ha. >> your's very kind. >> jimmy: good stew sto see you. >> everything good? a little bit with kenny rogers back there. >> jimmy: did you chat with kenny? do you know each other? >> we go way back. just met him. he is nice, nice cat back there. >> jimmy: how is your family? >> it is all good. i have an older girl. my youngest is 4. just realized that farts smell. girls are so cute. girls and biz aoys are differen. boys are like, right away know what it is, let's light them. girls are polite like women turn out to be. read the book. cracked one in the bedroom. she goes this area doesn't smell right. you can hear that, baby. >> jimmy: this whole area. >> just kind of outlined it. this whole area doesn't smell right. >> jimmy: what is the age difference between

our first guest tonight is one of very few actors to have co-starred with both pamela anderson and a talking potato head. his show "last man standing" airs at 8:00 friday nights here on abc. please say hello to tim allen. >> jimmy: how is life? everything all right? >> very fine here. >> jimmy: ha-ha. >> your's very kind. >> jimmy: good stew sto see you. >> everything good? a little bit with kenny rogers back there. >> jimmy: did you chat with kenny? do you know each other? >> we go way back. just met him. he is nice, nice cat back there. >> jimmy: how is your family? >> it is all good. i have an older girl. my youngest is 4. just realized that farts smell. girls are so cute. girls and biz aoys are differen. boys are like, right away know what it is, let's light them. girls are polite like women turn out to be. read the book. cracked one in the bedroom. she goes this area doesn't smell right.that, baby.in it. this whole area doesn't smell right. >> jimmy: what is the age difference between your daughters. >> do you really want to go there? 4 1/2 and 23. >> jimmy: 4 1/2 and 23. was it

also we had tommy lee and pamela anderson, many of you know her as dr. dendy from my radio show. see if you can guess who that is? that's chris jenner and bruce jenner, but who is it? you know her from the fox newschannel. they did a great job. see if you can guess these two. billy ray and miley. >> who did you dress up as? >> that was me and my boyfriend tim and there we are in real life so you can see who's the good sport. he wore a mull et wig. that is love. >> eric. >> quickly, we're going to run out of time. red sox go up 3-2 on st. louis. st. louis has been down three times and five of six times they won the world series. that's wednesday and thursday night. >> bob. >> sochi, the winter olympics in russia and i will nominate today they had a little p.r. in times square and i went down and tried a few of these things. oh, yeah, it was really great. and this poor guy at the end likes dana a lot. he got crushed. anyway e we're going to do a whole thing on it storm because it was a lot of fun and i'm hurting like i'm tired. go ahead. >> you know what, i don't have one. so i thi

pamela anderson announced that she will run the new york city marathon in november to raise money for charity. [ cheers ] yeah. of course, it's going to be awkward when it takes her three days to finish because she's running like this. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is a big deal today. a little bit of a scandal, actually. in a new interview, actress mia farrow said that it's possible that frank sinatra is the father of her son, ronan, and not woody allen. [ audience oohs ] let's take a look at their pictures and see for ourselves. here is ronan with sinatra. yeah. here he is with woody allen. [ laughter ] even maury povich was like, oh, come on! >> what? >> jimmy: yeah, you think? you think? and finally, on yesterday's episode of "jeopardy!" -- i don't know if you guys watch "jeopardy!" but a contestant slightly mispronounced the answer to a question, and they called it incorrect. check this out. >> name that tv role, $800 please. >> "seinfeld," julie louis-dreyfus. >> fidelito. >> who is elaine? >> no. okay, it's elaine, not eh-lane, fidelito. that's why the judges ruled against y

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