steve: cat. pass or play? >> we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play. whoo! steve: jasmine, i didn't meet you last show. i didn't get a chance. what do you do, jasmine? >> well, i'm getting married in 66 days. >> whoo! steve: 66 days. >> 66. and iave to count down. steve:oy dregood, didn't he? >> yes, sir! steve: and what he do for a living? >> he's an auto mechanic. steve: what, stolen cars or something? [laughter] no. steve: mr. goodwrench. [laughte huh? >> yep. e:hut up. ha ha! ok, jasmine. name an animal you wouldn't want to use in your meatballs. >> a rat? steve: a rat. >> good answer! >> whoo! steve: hey, bria, girl! >> h! steve: $20,000 cbination he. let's go. name an animal you wouldn't want to use in your meatballs. >> i'm gonna say goat meatballs. >> goat meatballs? >> good answer! steve: sure hate to tell you, those are pretty good meatballs. you ver had curried goat before or anything? wow! well, you're young. curried goat is good. goat meatballs. [buzzer] the queen. how are you, miss joe ann? i'm fine, thank you. stev only one strike, darlin'. us

>> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to fill her up. no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] talking about a car! >> steve: i'm talking about the car. >> jimmy: common name for a car. judas priest. >> steve: no, that's my other car. >> jimmy: that's your -- i gotta go back to jail now. take care, everybody. [ laughter ] hey, here's a really sweet story here. i read about this woman in indiana who just married the man she donated a kidney to. [ audience aws ] or as he's also called, the man who will never pick out the new sofa. [ laughter ] "i kind of like the blue one." "yeah? well i kind of like my kidney. so, go with my choice. i'll get the white sofa. put it on his credit card. okay?" i just saw that pennsylvania has a new law that now makes it illegal for strangers to touch a pregnant woman's stomach. so it will be awkward when sometimes you're like, "excuse me ma'am, are you pregnant?" and she goes, "no." and you're like, "sweet. thanks." [ laughter ] it's legal! it's legal! >> steve: what? rud

steve: that-- >> no. steve: ha ha! men's underwear. audience: ohh! [cheering] steve: all right, boochee family. here we go. here's your chance. name something a groom would be shocked to find when he reaches for his bride's garter. >> a condom. steve: a condom? >> a condom, man! i don't want babies yet! steve: you said that, didn't

steve, back to you. >> steve: thank you very much. coming up during the presidential election, mitt romney said a shutdown was coming if barak obama was reelected. how was he so sure? the former presidential candidate tells fox the answer to that coming up. and it's a date with death. a new watch claiming to tell you when you're going to die. okay, if you could buy that, would you want to know? ♪ for only 50 delicious calories. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] with five perfectly sweetened whole grains... you can't help but see the good. at any minute... whole grains... ...you could be a victim of fraud. most people don't even know it. fraud could mean lower credit scores, higher loan rates... ...and maybe not getting the car you want. it's a problem waiting to hapn. check your credit score, check your credit repo, at experian.com america's numb one provider of online credit rorts and scores. don't take chances. go to experian.com. >> study claims the chinese may have discovered america's seven years before christopher columbus. what? i

>>steve: really? what >>brian: do you remember when the wiggles came on and nobody knew who they were. now they have become huge stars. >>elisabeth: they have new wiggles. >>steve: they've got a female member. let's wiggle on across the studio floor over to heather nauert to discuss the headlines. >> i've got australian friends coming in to watch the wiggles today. so excited. i think the mom is more excited than the kid. go figure. got some news to bring you. federal prison guards aren't being paid right now because of the shutdown, but the inmates are. wow. 300 prison guards in oxford, wisconsin, are still reporting to work because they're considered essential workers. but the inmates are paid out of a different fund and that falls under the bureau of prison's budget. that's weird. >>> it should have been a routine traffic stop but it turned into anything but. an oregon state trooper pulls over a driver for speeding, and what happens next is pretty tough to watch. take a look. >> sir, please get bac

>>steve: they do. i'm still trying to log on for new jersey to get my affordable care act, although i've already gotten it through work. for now. what's interesting is a whole bunch of people showed up yesterday in texas to sign up for it but you need an e-mail account. and a bunch of the people had never even heard what an e-mail account was. >>brian: here's the other problem. we can do this thing where we use a pen and paper and have a long line and sign people up. everyone is so caught up in the computer system, it keeps going down. they're overwhelmed and it keeps crashing. >>elisabeth: they need an app. >>brian: get a big yellow pad. >>steve: even if you apply with a person, i believe you need an e-mail account. >>brian: really? >>steve: and they'll give you one for free, but still a lot of people don't have them. >>elisabeth: you know who has an e-mail account? maria molina. what's going on? >> e-mail me. we can talk about steve and brian. >>elisabeth: call me maybe. >> let's get to the weather.

>> doing great, steve. steve: what do you do for a living? >> i am a graduate student at arizona state university. steve: really. >> go devils! >> go devils! steve: ok, slow down, folks. this is a different kind of family here. what are you majoring in? >> nanoscience. >> pow! steve: yeah! woo-hoo! >> there you go, yeah! steve: yeah. oh, yeah. nanoscience. there you go. woo! that's hot, yeah. >> it's exciting. it is exciting. >> it is exciting. what is it? >> well, i would describe it, i study the quantum mechanic effects of biophysical systems. i'm gonna cure cancer. >> yay! steve: my man. >> yes, you got that right. steve: let me tell you something, if you say that's what it's gonna be, that's how it starts. it starts with a vision and a dream. i hope you're right, too, man. i really hope you're right. i really hope you're right about that one because that done took out a lot of good people, man. so, matt, name a reason tarzan might wear a black loin cloth. >> all of his other loin cloths are dirty. steve: all of his other loin cloths are d

>> we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play. you kind of got it--you kind of got that backwards. yeah, see, we-- oh, you're slow. [laughter] hey, tori, good to see you again today. >> you, too, uncle steve. steve: good. ok, tori, let's go. name something that most people consider attractive on a man but not on a woman. >> how about facial hair? steve: facial hair. >> great! steve: hey, deanna, how you doing, darling? >> i'm awesome. how are you? steve: you're the 15-year-old ballerina? >> yes, sir. steve: and you play pretty well, too. >> yeah, i like to think so. steve: well, you do. for a 15 year old, you play great. >> yeah, i watch it all the time. steve: hey. ok, deanna, let's go. name something most people consider attractive on a man but not on a woman. >> i'm gonna say chest hair. steve: chest hair. chest hair. jason, my man, name somethg that most people consider attractive on a man but not on a woman. >> how about a bald head? steve: a bald head, yeah. yeah! the queen, miss kim, what do you do, again? >> i was a nurse

>> absolutely, steve. we feel we're standing for men and women on active duty that can't stand for themselves. they can't speak out about this, but we can. we intend to this sunday as we have this million veteran march all over the country. it's not just in washington. it's all over the country. and we are going to send a message to the administration and to the congress that this is not acceptable. >> steve: general, aren't you worried that those same park rangers are there on the mall on sunday that have been there all along, they've got orders from headquarters, are you afraid you're going to be turned away? >> well, we don't know what's going to happen. look, we're not out there to cause trouble. we're out there to send a message. if they start arresting people, then that's just going to happen. it's not our intent to be involved in civil disobedience, but we feel that we've got to stand up and make a statement and that the nation's capitol has to hear this statement that we're making. >> steve: all ri

>>steve: absolutely. we've seen this administration where the president is able to do a lot of stuff by executive order. the instant he found out, why didn't he sit down and say this is an executive order. let's fix this. instead yesterday the house passed another bill to try to fix this, and it is sitting on harry reid's desk. nonetheless, extraordinarily, the pentagon, which gets $700 billion a year budget-wise, they are taking a handout right now from the fisher house. the fisher house is going to cover all of the costs of the death benefits and travel for families until the pentagon is able to officially cut a check. >>brian: this was supposed to be the number-one story if there wasn't a government shutdown and we weren't slamming into the debt ceiling in seven days. you heard about the problems with obamacare if you try to log on? >>steve: problem? i thought it was going to go great. >>brian: we mentioned yesterday it is unbelievable how bad a launch this is we've been witnessing. we found out the pr

steve: 6. wow. audience: look into her eyes. steve: 4. audience: zip/unzip her dress. steve: 3. audience: smell her perfume. steve: number two. audience: whisper/tell secrets. steve: hey, let's move on to question two. give me wendy. give me lisa. ladies, here we go. we got the top 6 answers on the board. name some information you wouldn't want to be the last one at the office to know about. wendy. >> you lost your job. steve: you lost your job. pass or play? >> play! play! play! >> we're gonna play, steve. steve: all right, let's go. [applause] kim, come on. tell me something, some information you wouldn't want to be the last one at the office to know about. >> uh, you were caught stealing? steve: you wouldn't want to be the last one at the job to know you got caught stealing. if you was down there stealing,

steve? >> steve: look at all that liquor. meanwhile, while you are forced to buy obamacare for face a penalty, labor unions are angling for loopholes so they can keep their cadillac health care plans. so will backdoor negotiations allow this to happen? let's talk to fox news contributor and author of "shadow bosses," mallory factor. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: so we've heard over the last couple of weeks, the more the unions, which were big supporters of the president and obamacare -- the more they see obamacare, the less they like it. >> like most things that government does, there is unintended consequences. they're all of a sudden recognizing number one, that their plans, cadillac plans only have waivers to 2018 and 2018 is going to come quick. even more than that, they're finding out that collective bargaining health care is important to it and they're not going to be that important anymore. >> steve: because if people get their health care through obamacare, they won't need to belong to a union! >> so

steve: diane? >> oh, 3 seconds. um... steve: pass or play? >> play. steve: they're gonna play. ryan, how you doing? >> good. how you doing? steve: all right, ryan. let's go. we talked to 100 married women. name something about which you've never been 100% honest with your husband. >> on the money situation. how much money she has. steve: how much money. >> yes! steve: all right, shelley. you and little millie there. child number 4. good luck to you, ok? hey, we talked to 100 married women. name something about which you've never been 100% honest with your husband. >> i would have to say maybe surgeries done. >> good answer. >> whoa. steve: i'm learnin' stuff over here. surgeries. audience: ohh. steve: j.l., how you doing, man? what do you do for a living, man? >> i'm an entrepreneur, have an online marketing company. steve: ok. >> and i spend time with my beautiful wife, my boys. just getting ready to be dominated, i guess. steve: yeah, you--yeah, yeah, that's what it's gonna be. all right. j.l., let's go. we talked to 100 married women. name something about which you've never

. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: and if you want to know what it would be like if china owned america, give it another week or two. [ laughter and applause ] look out the window, buddy. the whole thing. [ light laughter ] the backpack your kids are wearing to school. look at this walmart. the whole thing -- what are you yelling at me for? move your car. [ laughter ] i don't know what to think of this. a zoo in england says that a female chimp just gave birth to twins even though she's been on birth control. officials say the chimp got pregnant because antibiotics caused her birth control to stop working. but the chimp said, "actually, it was to save my marriage." [ laughter ] and i cant believe this. halloween is almost here, you guys. you guys psyched for halloween? [ cheers ] i love halloween! young, old. everyone loves halloween. just a few weeks away. and apparently, americans are expected to spend less money on costumes this year than they did in 2012. money's tight. so i mean, it's just going to be aw

. >> steve: fantastic. still ahead, no deal in sight and now the head of national intelligence says americans are not safe because of the shutdown. we're going to show you what happens when we asked the white house about that. >>> and he went from washington to broadway. former tennessee senator fred thompson is here to tell us about his latest big gig. look, he brought elisabeth some coffee. ♪ [ male announcer ] even ragu users a. chose prego homestyle alfredo over ragu classic alfredo. prego alfredo?! [ thinking ] why can't all new things be this great? ha ha! whoa! [ monkey squeals ] [ sighs ] [ male announcer ] choose taste. choose prego. [ sighs ] great. this is the last thing i need.) seriously? the last thing you need is some guy giving you a new catalytic converter when all you got is a loose gas cap. what? it is that simple sometimes. thanks. now let's take this puppy over to midas and get you some of the good 'ol midas touch. hey you know what? i'll drive! and i have no feet... i really didn't t

>>steve: it was short. >>brian: bob geldoff said all humans will be wiped out by 2030's and he hates monday. 2030. i don't know what's going to kill off but bob is a little down. >>steve: just think about happy news. thank you for joining us on this monday hours. there's a lot:ngojpu going on including this. >>brian: new details. two terror targets in somalia and one in libya. the somali operation designed to capture the captain of al-shabab, an al qaeda operative in u.s. custody. we find out the mastermind behind u.s. bombings in custody. kelly wright in washington to break down the covert actions. >> good morning. hope you're doing well. defense secretary chuck hagel says aby anas al libi is in u.s. custody. he is being held on a u.s. navy ship. he was captured in tripoli. al libi is believed to have vast knowledge about terrorist operations. he has been a wanted man for 15 years for the role he played in the deadly bombings of the u.s. embassies in kenya and tanzania in 1998. secretary of state kerry dis

steve: playing with . >> good answer. steve: hi, karen. how you doing? good. what do you do, sweetheart? >> i'm actually a certified massage therapist and a fulltime mom to 2 kids. and 12. steve: you have a 17-year-old? are you serious? >> i started young, but i love it. young mom out there. hi, kids. steve: all right, karen. you ready? no strikes. name something a man would hate to discover the dog did with his toupe >> he slept on it. steve: he slept on it. hey, james. how you doing, man? >> pretty good. steve: james, let's go. name something a man would hate to discover the dog did with his toupee. >> he slobbered all over it. steve:e slobbered all over it. what do you do for a living? >> i work for the 49ers. steve: yeah. what do you do foe 49ers? >> i manage all of our luxury suite accounts. steve: luxury suite accounts. >> all of our seatholders at the stadium. steve: no, really, i do. i love the 49ers. >> we're opening up our new stadium next year. steve: i'm pulling for the 49ers this year. i wasn't last year. doing pretty good. no strikes. only one an

still working out the glitches. >> steve: they don't have sickness. >> jimmy: very tricky. >> steve: they don't get sick. >> jimmy: pro, drinking the blood of the virgin gives him immense power. con, drinking the blood of hoda and kathie lee gives him an immense hangover. [ laughter and applause ] they do enjoy their wine. >> steve: that's 40 proof. they're fun people, but -- >> jimmy: pro, dracula leaves cool fang marks on his victim's necks. con, or as he likes to call them, vamp stamps. [ laughter ] sounds much cooler. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: pro, he can't see his reflection in the mirror. con, which makes it impossible to take bathroom selfies. [ laughter ] very popular thing. bummer for dracula. >> steve: the dracula selfie. >> jimmy: pro, he gets to live forever. con, it's not quite as fun to yell, "yolf!" [ laughter ] >> steve: yolf! >> jimmy: yeah. pro, watching him sing his favorite song, "monster mash." con, watching him sing his second favorite song, "up all night to get sucky." [ laughter ] ♪ i want to suck your blood i'm not afraid of your blood i want to drink some b

> steve: you got it. ♪ [ singing ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one word! >> hugh: i'm still -- the word's still going! >> jimmy: are you stuttering? i didn't know you had -- i'm sorry. >> hugh: where do i come from, we like to sound out our continents. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yeah, exactly.

steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, his lack of dancing skills actually has a scientific explanation. con, white guy disease. [ cheers and applause ] google it. google it. >> steve: google it on the google. >> jimmy: bing it. bing it. >> steve: bing. >> jimmy: pro, you've got to give him credit for trying. con, that's what my mom said to all my college professors. that is true, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: pro, aside from being a trained dancer, he can still woo the ladies in other ways. con, like like telling them about volcanos and spiders. yeah, you know, pillow talk. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, letting him take your hand to begin a dance. con, hearing him yell, yes, third base. [ laughter ] and finally, pro, this is bill nye's last chance to make it big. con, now he'll have to resort to shaving his head and cooking meth. there you go, that is the pros and cons. we'll be right balk with more "late night." it's a fun show, come on back. [ cheers and applause ] â™

yeah. >> steve: you want to write a business -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> steve: is this a resume? >> jimmy: i don't know what it is. just stop it. >> steve: you haven't had a job for quite some time. [ laughter ] we got a lot of free time on your hands. you don't know how to spell. >> jimmy: all right. get off my back! clippy. here's bill gates' last regret. he said, "i should have slept with more supermodels like some or even one supermodel." bill, never too late. you can do it. [ cheers and applause ] you can do it. your wife will let you. you know what we need? another awards show. yeah, well, i just saw that youtube is going to hold its own awards show to honor the performers who have gotten the most views in the last year. of course, it will be awkward when justin timberlake winds up losing to a cat riding a roomba. [ laughter ] i never thought i'd see that day. any beer drinkers out there? [ cheers and applause ] i love it. well, listen to this. a new study found that americans drank a record amount of beer in the last year. [ cheers ] when asked why, americans were like, "a

steve: all of his other loin cloths are dirty. [cheering] >> fantastic! steve: kem

." >> steve: say what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: um, i don't know how much you guys know about obama care, but the way it's supposed to work is that people can choose between several different price plans -- bronze, silver, gold and platinum. but if none of those work for you, president obama actually introduced a few other plans that are even cheaper. like, here's a few of them right here. and the coverage you can expect from these. first, we have the cubic zirconium plan. instead of a detailed mole check, your dermatologist gives you a bottle of sunscreen and offers to "do" your back. i don't know what that means. do my back? next is the cement plan. makes it legal for you to take someone else's medication if they feel like they're done with it. i think i'm healthy now. want these pills? take it. after that there's the wood plan. with that one, the doctor just looks at you and goes, "eh, probably nothing." [ laughter ] next we have the what evs plan. that's where a cashier at walgreens guesses what's wrong w

steve harvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: steve harvey, welcome back to the show. >> i love the band. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you love the roots. you can't beat the roots, right there. ladies and gentlemen right there. >> god, i wish i was on late night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they'll be good. you will see them with kanye later on. we got kanye. >> i'm going to be here for that. >> jimmy: oh, good. yeah, good. >> oh, i'll be here. you might want me to leave. >> jimmy: no, i would never want you to leave at all. >> kanye west! >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] you're giant fans of the "duck dynasty" guys too. >> oh, man, i already hugged them back stage. >> jimmy: he did, yeah. i joined you, yeah. >> i have an emotional bond with them dudes because they're from the south. yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's why you have a bond with them. >> you see, south is a big hit. because people, they never put cameras on the south before. you ain't over see

>>steve: e-mail us at friends@foxnews.com. >>elisabeth: we're going to be answering your obamacare questions this morning. before you sign up for exchanges and you want information, you can e-mail us at friends@foxnews.com or tweet us at "fox & friends" or find us on facebook. we'll be taking real-life questions. >>brian: also we'll be taking tweets and e-mails about the shutdown, how you think it's heading, who is to blame. because bob woodward points out, of all people, he says the president of the united states maybe looks like his poll numbers make him look as though he's not in the clear but less to blame. but as president of the united states in history, no one is going to remember the speaker. they are e -- they're going to remember who was president during this time and why is it okay not to talk at all. how could you not have conferences? >>elisabeth: why can you be on the phone with iran and not our own people? why are you reaching outward and not inward? why are you not taking care of your own backyard first before

. >> steve: oh no, he's afraid. he's scared. >> jimmy: he's sacred. >> steve: he's very scared. >> jimmy: no. he's happy. >> steve: he's happy. >> jimmy: yeah. there you go. >> steve: oh, he's sad. he's sad! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, random warm days mixed in with random cold days in the fall, for being mother nature's way of saying, "y'all don't know me." [ laughter ] thank you, anonymous stranger who has been leaving free bags of marijuana in new york city subway stations. [ cheers ] or as i like to call you, johnny appleweed. [ laughter ] he spreads weed all around the city. ♪ thank you, new japanese wine for cats. because if there is one thing cats really need it's another reason to throw up. [ impersonates cat heaving ] >> steve: honey, isn't he cute. [ impersonates cat heaving ] >> jimmy: i would never own one of those. >> steve: oh, he threw up. how cute. >> jimmy: aw, he's cute. he threw up. >> steve: oh, let me spell your name. >> jimmy: that's another christmas ornament. ♪ thank you, the world series, o

i'm steve wynn. i run this place. >> you see i get enough towels. >> the golden nugget became wynn's golden egg. las vegas was just a bunch of casinos in the 1980s when steve wynn built the mirage, the first luxury resort on the strip. outside, a volcano exploded every 15 minutes. inside, he hired siegfried and roy to perform. next door, he built another hotel and brought cirque du soleil to las vegas for the first time. the strip wasn't just about gambling anymore, and steve wynn was hailed as a visionary. >> i've been given too much credit for that, really. if you look at las vegas in the 1980s, there hadn't been anything built since 1973 new. and so the city was in a time warp. and, as has so often been the case, in the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. >> so you had an idea, and you were king. >> yeah, all of a sudden, i looked like i was a rocket scientist. >> not a rocket scientist but a showman. >> captain of the britannia! ready, aim, fire! [explosions booming] >> when he implode

nutella, man. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: fixes anything. >> steve: nutella's the best. >> jimmy: your buddy's here, he's drunk. >> steve: here, have some nutella. >> jimmy: this one's from @heidi ho neighbor. she says, " i received 12 consecutive completely empty text bubbles from my mom the other day." apparently she was trying to unlock her phone. can't open this darn phone. >> steve: what the heck am i supposed to do? >> jimmy: this one from @jessementz. he says, "my mom couldn't figure out punctuation, so she would type it out, how are you, question mark?" i'm good, exclamation point. >> steve: at least she didn't ask about his colon. >> jimmy: at least she didn't ask him about his colon, yeah. thank you. you didn't want to, you just had to do it. this one is from @the real kahg. he says, "my mom texed me, hello, son. this message took me ten minutes to type. just so you know how much i love you." this ones from @holly lou harris. she says, "on valentine's day last year, my mom texted me, enjoy your vd." >> steve: how does she know? >> jimmy: thanks, mom. don't forget to std, save

as steve well knows. she has a passion for politics and as a policy and i think you'll see her more and more talking about the issues of the day and i think 2014 will be very telling to see what other democrats do. the martin o'malleys, the andrew cuomos. are they going to go forward with their own campaign if they see her out there more and more? >> but there's worry among democrats that she's going to wait too long to decide. she'll be out there talking but they're very worried she's going to try to stay out of technical politics for a long time and that leaves space for a senator elizabeth warren of massachusetts, someone who would be a threat the to get in. >> rose: she's the liberal threat as obama was in 2008. >> i think hillary clinton is going to try to draw a fine line, whether she succeeds or not i can't say and try do her policy stuff more under the guise of the foundation and more outside of washington than getting involved in the mosh pit of what piece of legislation happens to be -- >> rose:

steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, his lack of dancing skills actually has a scientific explanation. con, white guy disease. [ cheers and applause ] google it. google it. >> steve: google it on the google. >> jimmy: bing it. bing it. >> steve: bing. >> jimmy: o, you've got to give him credit for trying. con, that's what my mom said to all my college professors. that is true, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: pro, aside from being a trained dancer, he can still woo the ladies in other ways. con, like like telling them about volcanos and spiders. yeah, you know, pillow talk. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, letting him take your hand to begin a dance. con, hearing him yell, yes, third base. [ laughter ] and finally, pro, this is bill nye's last chance to make it big. con, now he'll have to resort to shaving his head and cooking meth. there you go, that is the pros and cons. we'll be right balk with more "late night." it's a fun show, come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

at the same time there is a whole of a blog about steve jobs with the character of steve wozniak playing a supporting role do you think we have our priorities this ride in terms of the social and business value of these two film engineering versus marketing and sales . i don't sometimes i do and sometimes i don't market sales is very important might be a tougher job to get people to accept the word computer in their home than it was for me to create it now i look i go back and look at my engineering it was so different that anything you could ever find in a book yes that kind of engineer is very very difficult very hard to falling and the apple two was recognized by all my friends it was going to be a huge hit product it was the product it brought all the revenues to apple computer for the first ten years but it didn't do it alone without the marketing and the business genius you know of largely people above steve jobs who were teaching him but steve's push and his speaking that being a face of the company was equally important really making that product successful i think that a lot of

>> steve: certainly, james. in my hands, i have one dozen eggs. >> jimmy: what's wrong with your voice? [ laughter ] >> steve: eight of -- thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, no problem. >> steve: eight of them have been hard boiled. >> jimmy: oh. >> steve: four of them are still raw. you and edward will take turns selecting one egg at a time, smashing it upon the top of your heads. you won't know which eggs are raw -- [ laughter ] -- and which are hard boiled. once you do that -- >> jimmy: this is a long intro. >> steve: you must smash that egg on top of your head. no one. none. the first to smash two eggs on the top of their head loses. >> jimmy: two raw eggs loses. >> steve: edward harrison norton, as a guest of the show, you will choose the first egg. [ light laughter ] >> it's like willy wonka meets "the deer hunter" torturer. [ laughter ] >> steve: which egg will be yours? eggselent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he didn't choose anything yet. >> steve: eggsactly. >> jimmy: how does it feel? how does it feel, man? >> it f

at the same time there is a whole of a blockbuster about steve jobs with the character of steve wozniak playing a supporting role do you think we have our priorities this ride in terms of the social and business value of these two film engineering versus marketing and sales . i don't sometimes i do and sometimes i don't market sales is very important might be a tougher job to get people to accept the word computer in their home than it was for me to create it now i look i go back and look at my engineering that was so different that anything you could ever find in the book yes that kind of engineer is very very difficult very hard to find and the apple two was recognized by all my friends it was going to be a huge hit product it was the product it brought all the revenues to apple computer for the first ten years but it didn't do it alone without the marketing and the business genius you know of largely people above steve jobs who were teaching him but steve's push and his speaking that being a face of the company was equally important and really making that product successful i think t

at the same time there is a whole of a blog about steve jobs with the character of steve wozniak playing a supporting role do you think we have our priorities this ride in terms of the social and business value of these two film engineering versus marketing and sales . i don't sometimes i do and sometimes i don't work in sales is very important might be a tougher job to get people to accept the word computer in their home than it was for me to create it now i look i go back and look at my engineering that was so different that anything you could ever find in a book yes that kind of engineer is very very difficult very hard to falling and the up to was recognized by all my friends it was going to be a huge hit product it was the product it brought all the revenues to apple computer for the first ten years but it didn't do it alone without the marketing and the business genius you know of largely people above steve jobs who were teaching him but steve's push and his speaking it being a face of the company was equally important really making that product successful i think that a lot of peo

. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: he was super nice. he tried to kill me. [ laughter ] >> steve: right. >> jimmy: besides that, he was very, very nice. he tried to suffocate me with a pillow. i was sleeping in the dressing room before i went on. what are you trying to do? he was, like -- [ imitating leno ] right. but we went to the emmys and it was great. and questlove djed. you were awesome, dude. you're the best dj out there. he's unbelievable. >> questlove: thank you. >> jimmy: questlove was djing. all these famous people showed up. it was very nice. and they all wanted to dance. like, come on the dance floor. but you don't -- i don't know how to dance anymore. like, with people. it's not like when i was in, like, high school, and, like you know, and i'm dancing. i look at you and we're dancing. people want to think -- oh, you want to dance? oh, yeah, i love this song. it's so good. [ cheers ] ♪ and you go, like, wait, i'm married. my wife is going to kill me. >> steve: i can not -- >> jimmy: i just had sex with you, yeah. [ laught

at the same time there is a whole of a blog about steve jobs with the character of steve wozniak playing a supporting role do you think we have our priorities this ride in terms of the social and business value of these two films engineering versus marketing and sales . i don't sometimes i do and sometimes i don't work in sales is very important might be a tougher job to get people to accept the word computer in their home than it was for me to create it now i look i go back and look at my engineering that was so different that anything you could ever find in a book yes that kind of engineer is very very difficult very hard to falling and the employed to was recognized by all my friends it was going to be a huge hit product it was the product it brought all the revenues to apple computer for the first ten years but it didn't do it alone without the marketing and the business genius you know of largely people above steve jobs who were teaching him but steve's push and his speaking it being a face of the company was equally important and really making that product successful i think that a

steve, what are you doing about this? it's on you and your friends. >> i look out for the american people, which is why i like the flat tax, stable dollar. >> which is why we love steve forbes and why it's called "forbes on fox." shopping carts full of food left abandoned. why the "cashin' in" crew says what happened at this wal-mart proves the welfare state is out of control. you can't afford to miss that at the bottom of the hour. but first, right here on "forbes on fox," with more fast food workers living in poverty, unions are pushing to help them out by hiking the minimum wage. they say it would be a help. but would scrapping it altogether actually help more? the forbes flipside is coming next. ♪ as your life and career change, fidelity is there for your personal economy, helping you readjust your retirement plan along the way, rethink how you're invested, and refocus as your career moves forward. wherever you are today, a fidelity i.r.a. has a wide range of investment choices to help you fine-tune your personal ec

that -- >> steve: a lot of penetration in the end zone. >> jimmy: yeah, interesting game. >> steve: i don't know if you caught that. >> jimmy: football is such a very physical sport. >> steve: yeah. yeah. tight end. [ clears throat ] [ laughter ] balls. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] okay. stop. stop. stop. end zone. this is from sophiana cohn. she was checking online dictionary for the meaning of the hindu ward, namaste. let's see what it means. look at the fourth one down. a really slacker way of saying, now i'm gonna say. "yo, you coming to tony's after-party? >> steve: nah, namaste." [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ tony's after-party? >> jimmy: namaste. this one's from david mckias. that how you pronouncing it? mckias? mckias of sanger, california. this is insane, man. the screen grab of his youtube feed. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: okay? just interesting placement of photos here and just happens to be the way everything was placed. look at this. [ laughter ] weight lifter might be trying a little too hard. [ laughter ] god, that's funny. [ light laughter ] this is insane, dude. >> st

steve: i think that's what happens a lot of times. >> thank you, steve. steve: absolutely. who's next? just go right there. >> i just want to know, is it ever ok to break up with a girl like facebook or text? let me explain. i'm sorry. can i explain? can i explain? the problem is -- you can put a lot of emotion into a text, you know what i mean? steve: whoa, whoa. you say you can put a lot of emotion in a text? >> they got smiley -- steve: whoa. before they kill you in here, you sit down, man, because you don't need to be standing up. randall, let me

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. >> steve: just the bag. if the cheetos were -- well, they almost are now, they're neon orange. >> jimmy: the natural orange color. you might as well make them neon green. >> steve: we love cheetos. kids, don't do drugs. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, scarecrows for looking like hobos that want to hug it out. [ laughter and applause ] come on. ♪ thank you, bars that have dart boards because supplying drunk people with sharp objects to throw. very smart. great idea. ♪ thank you, pineapples, for being the bert of fruit. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, chili's too for tying up all of those unresolved plot holes from chili's one. [ laughter ] i didn't know what was going to happen. >> steve: do you want your baby back? did he get his baby back? >> jimmy: the hot wings are back. the hot wings are back! ♪ thank you, scorpions, for looking like goth lobsters. [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: goth lobster. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, signs that say slow, children at play, for always making me t

we talk about the technology as steve said and said this is cutting edge. but some of the images are second and third generation compared to what the military already has. so look at what is already possible. and we know what is possible through the military in terms of the predator and things like that. so we can base our legislation off of the most advanced technology, and that's how we should be legislationing. >> trevor you want to weigh in on that? >> i agree. this technology is moving extremely fast. the amount of time drones can stay in the air is expanding exponentially. >> the technology is advancing so quickly. i want to say thanks to all of our guests. we're out of time, thank you so much. what incredibly diverse voices on the show tonight. i love the discussion. until tomorrow go to there. ♪ >>> welcome to al jazeera america. i'm bill walters. these are the stories we are fowling for you. one hour from now the president is to speak on the battle of the brnlg. >> protesters are going on in besigh. they are trying to get congress to pass legisla