hi, jimmy john's? yeah, no, look, the boys -- jimmy john's. yep. sky's the limit on this one. make sure the silverman file is on my desk a.s.a.p. did you order lunch? yeah. it's waitg for you. better be, smith. still jones, ma'am. can't wait on this. time is money. [ bell chimes ] jimmy john's. [ male announcer ] jimmy john's. order online now! nice job, jones. order online now! >> hi. >> good morning. can i help you? >> yes, i'm from techstar about a new phone system for you. i was wondering if i could talk to michael scott. >> i'm sorry. he's not in right now. >> really? he's never around when i come by. >> shoot. they have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting. basically, 95% of my job. but i'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. vending machine. >> how about i make an appointment to come back? that way i know he'll be here. >> that is a great idea. >> great. >> um... oh, boy. let's see, he's really... >> michael scott, manager. hi, how are you? >> oh, hi. >> there he is. >> nice to

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hi, jimmy john's? yeah, no, look, the boys -- jimmy john's. yep. sky's the limit on this one. make sure the silverman file is on my desk a.s.a.p. did you order lunch? yeah. it's waiting for you. better be, smith. still jones, ma'am. can't wait on this. time is money. [ bell chimes ] jimmy john's. [ male announcer ] jimmy john's. order online now! nice job, jones. >>> welcome back to eyewitness news weekend edition. >> here at the bottom of the hour, a chilly start. you know, i guess one person's chilly is another person's cold. 32 degrees is freezing. >> always. >> that's cold. >> but a lot of folks just think it's chilly. >> i don't know how chilly that is. >> temperatures starting off on the chilly/cold side. it's a pretty start to the day. skies are clear. and moon is bright. very calm to start. and winds will pick up through the afternoon. a breezy day yesterday. it will be just kind of that type of a weekend. the difference will be that the wind will be bringing in milder air tomorrow. today, the 27-degree temperature in oakland. and town toward ocean city, 32. and 34 deg

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. ♪ hello, jimmy john's? [ tires screech ] jimmy john's here. what took you so long? [ male announcer ] jimmy john's. freaky fast delivery! [ birds chirping ] i love a man in uniform. >> jimmy: eddie cibrian is here. this is their best direction, direct hits, the killers, back for the second night. they were great last night. tomorrow night on the show, sarah silverman will be here. should probably tell her i got married. david blain. music from charlie wilson. join us then. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-winning actor and comedian whose long-term plan to make everyone love him actually seemed to work. you can see him now on "parenthood" - which airs thursday nights on nbc, please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> whoa, easy. >> jimmy: very happy to have you here tonight. >> thank you, wow. >> jimmy: everything all right. how are you doing? >> i am good. good to be back.

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>> red john is going down. >> jimmy: he is going down. that's good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you had enough. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you couldn't take it anymore? red john. yeah, this is a whole thing. >> you got to do it i think. >> jimmy: yeah, and it's going to go down at the end of the season? >> nope. >> jimmy: oh, no? >> it's going to go down very soon. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh wow, that's very interesting. now i'm on the edge of my seat. all right, good, that's a good little spoiler alert. it just snuck up on me. is that -- it's not really a spoiler, it's more of a teaser isn't it? >> i hope it's not a spoiler. >> jimmy: no, not a spoiler. >> in about three episodes. >> jimmy: that's a spoiler. that's a spoiler. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to --since i lost the mick-off, i would like to -- >> i don't think you lost it, man. >> jimmy: i did. i want to win at something. i want to win fair and square. i want to challenge you to a game and this is a game of skill and this is a game of wonderment and a game of

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lowe. >> you bet you. >> jimmy: what's -- >> what was -- >> the thing about john elway is. >> jimmy: what was that? what is going on there? >> oh, that, you are not aware of my candy for fireworks program? >> jimmy: no, i am not. >> this has been my life's work. i've don't look to take bow for my charitable work. childhood obesity is important to me. every year on the week after halloween. children can come to me and give me their candy in exchange for fireworks. >> jimmy: well that's, aren't fireworks illegal in california? in southern california, especially. >> not as illegal as the dhildhodhil childhood obesity. >> oh, hey, yes, what do you have here? >> thank you. >> here you go. >> oh. thank you, darling. >> do you have a lighter too? >> a lighter. sure, i do. >> here you go. here you go. be careful with that lighter. >> jimmy: what do you do now with all this candy that you have when the kids bring you the candy, what do you do with it? >> it goes right in the trash. >> jimmy: whoa, guillermo, what happened? guillermo, why are you unfazed by what happened? oh, my goodness, the

. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, john. folks, this next story is a big one. [ light laughter ] look at it, it's huge. and finally, chris christie was just re-elected to his second term as governor of new jersey. while we don't know if he'll run for president in 2016, we do know that this is what chris christie would look like if his face were turned upside down. >> both parties are not fixing these problems nor is the president. and that's the problem. >> congratulations on your victory. ♪ >> that was "night news now." stick around, we'll be right back with forest whittaker. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ let's go out... ♪ tonight. ♪ let's go out... ♪ everything will be alright. ♪ let's go out... ♪ tonight. ♪ let's go out... ♪ i want to dance 'til the morning light. ♪ it's not the "limit the cash i earn every month" card. it's not the "i only earn decent rewards at the gas station" card. it's the no-games, no-signing up, everyday-rewarding, kung-fu-fighting, silver-lightning-in-a-bottle, bringing-home-th

>> stephen: come on, pat, let's go check jimmy fallon's prostate. >> stephen: john lithgow. (applause) john lithgow, will you accept this glove? >> it would be my honor. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: jimmy, put up the timer. dr. lithgow, let her rip! start the clock. how's my prostate back there? >> spectacular. smooth as a freshly peeled lychee. (laughter) but stephen, i do see something strange back here. >> stephen: what is it? >> kittens! (cheers and applause) kittens! >> stephen: stop the timer. 24 seconds, we won! whooo! (cheers and applause) that was the best prostate exam ever. i can't wait to get my next exam during february sweeps. >> in hawaii resz÷-(h@$l68b(b(#h"%ax-x!x >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, nation, if you have been watching its show lately then you know last week i brought you some shocking news about crack-smoking toronto mayor and possessed cabbage patch doll rob ford. well, folks, for the first time that i'm aware of drug abuse has had some negative consequences. >> the bombshell is so bad that even-- how strange is this, ford motor compan

>> stephen: come on, pat, let's go check jimmy fallon's prostate. >> stephen: john lithgow. (applause) john lithgow, will you accept this glove? >> it would be my honor. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: jimmy, put up the timer. dr. lithgow, let her rip! start the clock. how's my prostate back there? >> spectacular. smooth as a freshly peeled lychee. (laughter) but stephen, i do see something strange back here. >> stephen: what is it? >> kittens! (cheers and applause) kittens! >> stephen: stop the timer. 24 seconds, we won! whooo! (cheers and applause) that was the best prostate exam ever. i can't wait to get my next exam during february sweeps. >> in hawaii >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, nation, if you have been watching its show lately then you know last week i brought you some shocking news about crack-smoking toronto mayor and possessed cabbage patch doll rob ford. well, folks, for the first time that i'm aware of drug abuse has had some negative consequences. >> the bombshell is so bad that even-- how strange is this, ford motor company says it's costing them busi

>> stephen: come on, pat, let's go check jimmy fallon's prostate. >> stephen: john lithgow. (applause) john lithgow, will you accept this glove? >> it would be my honor. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: jimmy, put up the timer. dr. lithgow, let her rip! start the clock. how's my prostate back there? >> spectacular. smooth as a freshly peeled lychee. (laughter) but stephen, i do see something strange back here. >> stephen: what is it? >> kittens! (cheers and applause) kittens! >> stephen: stop the timer. 24 seconds, we won! whooo! (cheers and applause) that was the best prostate exam ever. i can't wait to get my next exam during february sweeps. >> in hawaii ♪ "deck the halls" a modern/remixed sfx version ♪ avo: this black friday and saturday at radioshack get hundreds of great deals like a samsung galaxy s 4 for just $49.99 plus get a free $50 online visa when you buy a phone tech the halls this black friday with big deals on the best brands at radioshack >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, nation, if you have been watching its show lately then you know last week i bro

>> stephen: come on, pat, let's go check jimmy fallon's prostate. >> stephen: john lithgow. (applause) john lithgow, will you accept this glove? >> it would be my honor. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: jimmy, put up the timer. dr. lithgow, let her rip! start the clock. how's my prostate back there? >> spectacular. smooth as a freshly peeled lychee. (laughter) but stephen, i do see something strange back here. >> stephen: what is it? >> kittens! (cheers and applause) kittens! >> stephen: stop the timer. 24 seconds, we won! whooo! (cheers and applause) that was the best prostate exam ever. i can't wait to get my next exam during february sweeps. >> in hawaii ,xuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, nation, if you have been watching its show lately then you know last week i brought you some shocking news about crack-smoking toronto mayor and possessed cabbage patch doll rob ford. well, folks, for the first time that i'm aware of drug abuse has had some negative consequences. >> the bombshell is so bad that even-- how strange is this, ford motor co

the celebration that governor romney did of entrepreneurs, he -- my friend jimmy john, he started making sandwiches in his garage and now has 1500 restaurants. that is actually very good. but, if you look at any rally in -- and say, how many people are making a living from a business you started and run, it is not very many. most people work for somebody else and they are worried about their job. they have lost it. they know somebody was lost theirs. they are worried about that. the republicans in so many ways never addressed that. that is the question for republicans in 2016. whether they will have a candidate who can actually address those concerns in a real way. >> governor perry, talking about this, giving hope to americans who are scared, my dad worked a -- worked for lockheed. he got laid off in the early 1970's. he was out of work for 18 months. it made him more of a republican. not less of republican. he believed that by voting republican he had a better chance of the economy growing. republicans understood what it took to get us through a recession. you sense on the national lev

>> yoaw >> jimmy: you are thinking of john lennon. >> blocked this out. you interviewed a blond in a teacup. >> she just got hurt. >> jimmy: she is still living with me. >> there you go? >> jimmy: still going strong. this is a big movie that you are in. ben stiller directed. co-starring with ben stiller. kristin wiggins. >> ben has made. i don't know how to describe this. he has literally made an epic comedy. it is a -- genuinely hilarious movie. but it takes place on this massive epic scale. i have never seen -- a come dedone dcomedy down on that level. >> i am not going to get too specific. i'ven i end up getting flown all over the world. i was in iceland. he was such a perfectionist. when you see the movie. me going to iceland is like what? he was such a perfectionist about it. it really shows -- we flew into reykjav reykjavik, went to a town, my hand to god. doesn't have vowels in the name. the town is named -- we were out on this -- and we are in a hunting lodge, and so i got, i got there, i'm thinking, i could not be further away. so i went on this

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you ever get john gosselin, a little bit of gosselin? >> no. never. >> jimmy: all right. are you a married man, roger? >> i am. i've been married for five years now just this past october. >> jimmy: any people you'd rather look like than me? >> no. i love looking like you. >> jimmy: all right. your opponent tonight is coming to us from his home in winnipeg. luke normore. luke, hello. [ applause ] you're from canada. have you ever smoked crack with rob ford? [ laughter ] >> no. maybe after the show, though. >> jimmy: wow. look at you. how are you not out on a date with a supermodel right now? [ laughter ] hey, do you guys think you look like each other? >> no. >> jimmy: no, interesting. so i'm like the link between you. roger, luke, shake virtual hands because it's time to play the skype scavenger hunt. [ applause ] we'll dow find an item or complete a task and your job is to bring it back or do it as quickly as you can. are you ready? your first challenge is to bring back something you think i'd hate. okay? something you think i, the real jimmy kimmel, would hate. okay. a

you ever get john gosselin, a little bit of gosselin? >> no. never. >> jimmy: all right. are you a married man, roger? >> i am. i've been married for five years now just this past october. >> jimmy: any people you'd rather look like than me? >> no. i love looking like you. >> jimmy: all right. your opponent tonight is coming to us from his home in winnipeg. luke normore. luke, hello. [ applause ] you're from canada. have you ever smoked crack with rob ford? [ laughter ] >> no. maybe after the show, though. >> jimmy: wow. look at you. how are you not out on a date with a supermodel right now? [ laughter ] hey, do you guys think you look like each other? >> no. >> jimmy: no, interesting. so i'm like the link between you. roger, luke, shake virtual hands because it's time to play the skype scavenger hunt. [ applause ] we'll now ask you to find an item or complete a task and your job is to bring it back or do it as quickly as you can. are you ready? your first challenge is to bring back something you think i'd hate. okay? something you think i, the real jimmy kimmel, would ha

. >> john, jimmy, smile and say hi. >> hi, mom. >> those are my boys. >> mom, look at me. i'm going to be a little bit late for school today. i was too busy, you know, killing some girl. >> you are about to see a dark and disturbing drama that will end in a shallow grave. >> we're burying you alive. you are going to die. >> her eyes glow because of the setting on the camera. what you're seeing on this video, is it a kidnapping? a crime? or were these actors in a sick, amateur movie, a movie this young woman was acting in? >> are you starting with me? dude, i'm blushing. i appreciate that. >> killer number one. thank you, i'll be here all weekend. >> killer number one. the driver. jimmy. >> trav is travis payea, part of a group of young men who rented this dingy party house in flint, michigan. 19-year-old danielle taylor is a cashier for a fast food restaurant. she comes over late one night in 2002 to visit travis. suddenly, she is wrestled to the ground. >> hold her. >> her hands and legs bound. travis payea is behind the camera. >> what the [ bleep ] did i do? >> nothing.

. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's a scene where they're already in the woman's apartment. and i had a line in there where they basically say -- where they threaten them and say you're going to go to jail. he says, cops would never say you're going to jail. that's redundant, if we're in the room, you're going to jail. >> jimmy: you're going to jail. [ laughter ] so there are those little kind of lines -- >> jimmy: not a cartoon, strip, yeah, it's not a comic strip. yeah, you're going to jail. this new thing, this tnt event, i'm very excited about this, they're calling it an event because it's only airing in december. is that right? >> they're doing -- you know, everybody's just binge watching their shows now. >> jimmy: absolutely. that's the way to do it. >> so they're kind of jumping on that a little bit instead of doing the six episodes over six week, they kind of doubled up, so it's two episodes a night over the course of three nights over the course of three weeks. >> jimmy: and it's "mob city." >> yeah. >> jimmy: like an l.a. noir type of thing? >> yeah, it's l.a. in t

and if they don't, they hear it on the jimmy kimmel show and john stewart, night after night after night. if the reward is to become spectacularly famous, congratulations to rob ford, he has achieved nap however, it is one thing when charlie sheen goes on a self destructive three month bender and there is another thing when somebody who is not only the mayor of a major city but at one point i believe had higher expirations to office. >> networks are businesses and this guy has become this huge famous person all over the world for this crazy and you know unbelievable behavior so from a television network standpoint isn't this a no-brainer? >> it certainly seems to be case. but one thing worth noting is sun network pegged it as a reality tv show, that sounds very sexy but it is just a situation of his ongoing -- exr continuation of his radio show with his brother. it's not exactly sure what he is going to be doing different. >> they may shoot something out of the studio. a continuation of a radio talk show, a television version of rush limbaugh, that could work right? >> it could, howard s

syrup. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and given us great actors like ryan gosling, john candy and william shatner. >> jimmy: yeah, that's great. >> and the best thing, weed is legal! i love canada! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: actually, marijuana is not legal in canada, mark. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, have you ever been to colorado? i love colorado! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mark from the roots, everybody. thank you, mark. i'm sorry. thank you very much. [ applause ] also, i got to say congrats to my man, chris christie, who won a second term as new jersey governor last night. [ cheers and applause ] we love him, he's a friend of the show. been on a bunch of times, great guy. christie said he couldn't have done it without his biggest supporter, and then his belt said, "happy to help, man." [ laughter and applause ] that's right. no, chris christie won his second term as new jersey governor, and in honor of his big win, i promise no more fat jokes about him tonight. but seriously. [ laughter ] the margin of victory was so big, even he could walk through it. [ laughter and ap

. >>> and senator john mccain was on "late night with jimmy fallon" last night and here is part of their conversation. >> by the way, congratulations on your baby. >> aww, thank you, senator. >> i know exactly -- >> thank you very much. well, you know how good it feels. >> i know exactly how that is. after i lost running for president, i slept like a baby. >> did you? oh, good. you know exactly how it is. >> sleep two hours, wake up and cry, sleep two hours, wake up and cry. [ laughterlaughte laughter. >> and that's your morning's dish of "scrambled politics." now for more on politics, "washington post" reporter aaron blake has a first look at politics. thanks for being here. >> good morning. thanks for having me. >> i want to start with two of the most watched elections today, governors races in new jersey and virginia. in virginia, a conservative republican is expected to lose, and in new jersey, a moderate republican is expected to win, a blue state, no less, by a very large margin. what does this tell us about the state of the gop? >> well, i think there's certainly going to be some

. >> jimmy: i hate to tell you but i'm gonna have to fire you, john. [ laughter ] you can't take my seriously if i'm a manager. i brought you in here because i'm gonna have to let you go. >> wait what's that on your ear? >> jimmy: oh, nothing it's just a cool ear -- what is it called? >> ear cuff. it's an ear cuff. >> jimmy: it's a cuff. it's a ec, duh. sorry. [ laughter ] >> anyway, yes. i love my "parks and rec" family. it's been a -- i filmed my last episode and it was probably one of the most emotional days of my life. >> jimmy: you were a wreck? >> total parks and wreck. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you actually were a wreck, yeah. so what is going on? you're pregnant now and rob lowe -- >> rob lowe is my baby daddy. we want to raise our kid in a different place. pawnee's a great place, but it's pretty unhealthy and disgusting. >> jimmy: so you're gonna move out? >> yeah, we're gonna move. >> jimmy: are you gonna make cameos? you don't know? you don't know. >> like cameos on "parks and rec?" i hope so. yes. >> jimmy: you'll be on other shows. are you gonna be on "glee?" i don't know. >>

i want to play a piece of john mccain. he was on jimmy fallon last night. and this is what he said about the republican approach to the affordable care act. take a listen. >> we republicans need to think of ways to fix it, and give our agenda. okay? >> of course. >> we've got to have a positive agenda as to what we want to do about health care in america. >> so jackie, is that right? do republicans -- can they not get enough mileage out of just attacking the website? do they need to actually put forward their own plan of how they would insure the 40 million or so who don't have insurance. >> i think right now if republicans could just be quiet and let this rollout continue to not be great. i think it's -- the focus is much more on democrats. you saw that during the senate hearing today. where democrats were the one asking the questions and saying, listen, this is a disaster. you need to fix this. or this thing isn't even going to be able to fund itself. senator barbara mikulski said it was a concern of conscience. and she said if young people don't come to

>> i almost threw up. >> jimmy kimmel. >> i had no idea this was you. because no one has ever done anything like this. but you. i hate you, i love you. merry christmas. thank you for this. this is amazing. >> you are, john. >> the worst thing is i will never get him back. i didn't have enough money to do something like this. >> guillermo: you can come with a great idea. >> you will do it. >> guillermo: i will do it. >> it goes all the way back. you covered my door. >> hey, guys. hold on. how do i get into the house? >> all right. we'll just leave it i guess. >> jimmy: so there you go. he will do something to me. just move out of my house, not tell him. let him get arrested by his new neighbors. "people" magazine last night named their sexiest man alive for 2013, this year the honor goes to adam levine, from "the voice" and maroon five. you know what? he beat me by exactly six abs. the cover of the magazine. he is sexy. but if you think about it. he has an unfair advantage. spend his week sitting next to celo, who looks like a cadbury egg. proud of that.

. >> john goodman is on the show which is great. i love him. i am, i don't know when i walk in see him in the morning if he is going to punch me in the mouth or give me a hug. >> jimmy: unpredictable. >> he is really sweet. he is scary. >> jimmy: big, big. >> he's big. >> jimmy: who else? >> matt malloy, clark johnson, and gary troudeau, and wanda sykes. great show. >> go to amazon, amazonprime. subscribe. and you, and hilarity hilarity. watch it and a sofa appears. >> jimmy: how is the family? >> my son is getting big. i had a bet, 16. once he gets taller than me i would give him half a beer. >> jimmy: really. how close is he? >> hanging upside down, stretching with weights. >> jimmy: good to associate reward with alcohol with children. >> it is a very mexican thing to do. >> jimmy: is it really? what kind of beer will you give him? >> dos xs. >> here is the twist. he can't have a full beer until he is twice your size. literally 12 feet tall. >> throw him for a loop. like the geography kid. he won't put that together. >> jimmy: good to see you

. >> go ahead, john. >> the reason unfortunate of the g.o.p. in my opinion is losing on the issue of government involved and healthcare is they are not proposing a real alternative. >> good point. i agree with jonathan. >>hank you, juan. bush came up with the prescription drug plan. republicans say we need to extent medicare and medicaid. republicans should want freedom of healthcare. >> go, jonathan go. >> are you for that, juan? are you for free market healthcare? >> i am a free market guy. i know there are simes simes tht wall street fails and when workers are exploited. we need government as a helping hand. safety net needs to be in place. >> this is not a helping hand. >> we don't have a safety net. it's so big. we should promote the policies that lift people out of poverty. instead what are we doing? promoting to make -- >> mike people feel better living in poverty. >> c'mon! >> that is what they do. >> you want children starving? kick children to the curve? >> no, no, no. >> hold on. >> get out of here. >> stop, stop. can we be clear. no

he's the grandson of former president, jimmy carter. >>> howard kobul becomes the sixth house member not seeking re-election in 2014. he joins john run yan, michele bachmann. >>> new york's cardinal, timothy dolan is pressuring the u.s. congress to act on legislation before the end of this year saying it's, quote, a matter of great moral urgency. >>> remember earlier this week, vice president joe biden made a call to the wrong marty walsh? he meant to call the mayor elect. it happened not once, but twice. biden left a voice mail saying, anything i can do to help you from the white house in terms of your needs in boston, holler, man. any other marty walshs out there, we would love to hear from you. >>> lots of reaction from "time" magazine's cover of chris christie dubbing him the elephant in the room. >> in their offense, i think they chos the least offensive. chris christie having a whale of a time. between a rock and a lard place. that's not good and hail to the chef. i don't think any of those -- >> well, christie will likely address that and more on "meet the press" this sunday.

let's go to john in lie high, please. >> caller: buckeye booyah, jimmy. >> i love your coach. what's up? dalton let me down last night, though. >> caller: dde, cce, what do you say? >> dde is our best way to play the sector. you have to play it deep in the money call because this group is steaming hot. i don't want you to get burned. i need to go to paul in massachusetts. >> caller: hi, jim. i'm calling about opko health. >> it's been recharging. it's come back down. a lot of people got greedy there when it went up to $12. it makes me feel if it goes up to that level, cha-ching, cha-ching for a little bit of the action. jude in new jersey. >> caller: how are you? >> how are you? >> caller: your staff is excellent, i have to tell you. >> yes, they are excellent. >> caller: are you still negative in investing in coca-cola? >> i'm just pepsi more. stephanie link is with me, she prefers coca-cola more. i'm an all in buyer of ingenuity. pepsico, buy, buy, buy. bob. >> caller: fantastic booyah to you. this is bob chicago. >> excellent. >> caller: high earning -- >> what? >> caller:

. >> go ahead, john. >> the reason unfortunate of the g.o.p. in my opinion is losing on the issue of government involved and healthcare is they are not proposing a real alternative. >> good point. i agree with jonathan. >> thank you, juan. bush came up with the prescription drug plan. republicans say we need to extent medicare and medicaid. republicans should want freedom of healthcare. >> go, jonathan go. >> are you for that, juan? are you for free market healthcare? >> i am a free market guy. i know there are simes simes tht wall street fails and when workers are exploited. we need government as a helping hand. safety net needs to be in place. >> this is not a helping hand. >> we don't have a safety net. it's so big. we should promote the policies that lift people out of poverty. instead what are we doing? promoting to make -- >> mike people feel better living in poverty. >> c'mon! >> that is what they do. >> you want children starving? kick children to the curve? >> no, no, no. >> hold on. >> get out of here. >> stop, stop. can we be clear.

what's different this time around, jimmy williams? why weren't they able to come up with some sort of last-minute fix? >> two things. first, liberal groups are obviously progressive groups are pushing the senate democrats to finally pull the trigger on this and that leads to the second reason which is never before in the history of the country have we seen so many filibusters. 122 in the last congress and 120 in the congress before that. here is the bottom line. we have three qualified nominees in the d.c. court of appeals. three have been filibusterefili. three months ago they let a guy go through in the same court. they didn't make the argument that the court didn't have enough work, but they're only making the argument now because it will shift the dynamic in the court of appeals to more democrats than republicans. that's the biggest problem so the democrats are finally fed up. i wish they wouldn't change the rule, but i understand why they would do it. >> why? there's no mention of the filibuster. we should mention there's no ment

are significant african-american populations and major labor unions, because labor unions and then john kennedy had a very tempestuous relationship because of bobby's relationship with the persecution of jimmy hoffa. and so eleanor is designated to be the kennedy emissary to the african-americans and labor. and so her campaign is instrumental there for the president's victory, although he won for many reasons but i think the one statistic that's very interesting is that as you all know he becomes president because he carries illinois by 247,000 votes. he wins 267,000 african-american votes in chicago. and eleanor spends three days of the last 16 days of the campaign working with the naacp, going to african-american churches and holding rallies. so there was a, let's say, an iou that was, you know, desperately earned there. and when president kennedy appoints fewer women to presidential appointments than any president after fdr, eleanor begins -- there's no other word for it -- to browbeat him into appointing women. and so, she writes him letter after letter after letter of this is the w

kennedy had a very tempestous relationship because of bobby's relationship with the persecution of jimmy hoffa and so eleanor is designated to be the kennedy emissary to african-americans and labor. and so her campaign is instrumental there for the president's victory, although he won for many reasons but i think the one statistic that's very interesting is that as you all know he becomes president because he carries illinois by 247,000 votes. he wins 267,000 african-american votes in chicago. and eleanor spends three days of the last 16 days of the campaign working with the ncaap, going to african-american churches and holding rallies. so there was a let's say an iou that was, you know, desperately earned there. and when president kennedy appoints fewer women to presidential appointments than any president after fdr, eleanor begins there's no other word for it, to browbeat him into appointing women. and so, she writes him letter after letter after letter of this is the woman that you should consider to be in this position. this is her phone number. this is her home phone number. you kno

let's go to john in lie high, please. >> caller: buckeye booyah, jimmy. >> i love your coach. what's up? dalton let me down last night, though. >> caller: dde, cce, what do you say? >> dde is our best way to play the sector. you have to play it deep in the money call because this group is steaming hot. i don't want you to get burned. i need to go to paul in massachusetts. >> caller: hi, jim. i'm calling about opco health. >> it's been recharging. it's come back down. a lot of people got greedy there when it went up to $12. it makes me feel if it goes up to that level, kaching, kaching for a little bit of the action. jude in new jersey. >> caller: how are you? >> how are you? >> caller: your staff is excellent, i have to tell you. >> yes, they are excellent. >> caller: are you still negative in investing in coca-cola? >> i'm just pepsi more. stephanie link is with me, she prefers coca-cola more. i'm an unall in buyer of ingenuity. pepsico, buy, buy, buy. bob. >> caller: fantastic booyah to you. this is bob chicago. >> excellent. >> caller: high earning -- >> what? >> caller: gr

kennedy had a very tempestuous relationship because of bobby's relationship with the persecution of jimmy hoffa and so eleanor is designated to be the kennedy emissary to african-americans and labor. and so her campaign is instrumental there for the president's victory, although he won for many reasons but i think the one statistic that's very interesting is that as you all know he becomes president because he carries illinois by 247,000 votes. he wins 267,000 african-american votes in chicago. and eleanor spends three days of the last 16 days of the campaign working with the naacp, going to african-american churches and holding rallies. so there was a let's say an iou that was, you know, desperately earned there. and when president kennedy appoints fewer women to presidential appointments than any president after fdr, eleanor begins there's no other word for it, to browbeat him into appointing women. and so, she writes him letter after letter after letter of this is the woman that you should consider to be in this position. this is her phone number. this is her home phone number. you kno