jedediah, andy levy, joanne, michael chey, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you next time. no cat poo. stops here, we're definitely looking out for you. >>> i'm megyn kelly live in new york city, tonight. and it is very, very encouraging news. >> the white house puts its best spin on a new obamacare enrollment report. but the fact checkers suggest these numbers add up to new worry for the law and the country, we'll speak with a reporter who spent the afternoon at the white house. plus? >> it is also difficult for some of us who happen to agree with the president's policies which i do since i voted for him previously. i believe the president has crossed the constitutional line. >> one of the top liberals in the country, has

i'm andy levy and i will see you next time. i don't know >> >> cavuto is back tomorrow. right now, "the five" live from new york city. >> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tantaros along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >>> on friday, the united autoworkers suffered a crushing defeat as workers at a volkswagen plant in tennessee voted against joining the union. it was one of the closest watched in decades, even provoking a response from president obama. senator bob corker said today the vote wasn't a result of anti-union sentiment but rather the anti-worker sentiment of

. >> and he is as boring as ever, andy levy. never ever was a fan of the seahawks until a month ago. the band's latest album is called "munstang." and just how is his first live concert dvd. it is called absolute treasure for a reason because it is. and if hilarity were feet he would come in a sock. sitting next to me, comedian dan soder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> my name is elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to, greg. >> should you inform on porn in your dorm? it is day 71 of -- >> a psa from brigham young university compares the war against master because to a real war in -- masterbation to a real where where people die. they tell kids to confront people with self-love or inform school officials. >> a lonely confused young man gets addicted to pornography. his roommates know. but they do nothing to help him. he stops going to church and there is darkness in his eyes. the young man is spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the great war. >> the psa then takes us to the battlefield. >> in our

andy levy. and if joke wring -- jokes were popcorn he would come in a bag, probably alone in the movie alone. sherrod small. >> hash tag red eye. >> if musical genius was the sand he would be in the sahara desert. he is best known for being the drummer of a notable group called the police. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, i will never forget that summer where you taught me to be a man. >> that's nice. sherrod, i just want to point out this is a member of the police you don't have to run from. >> don't touch my weave for no reason. darn it. >> it is official. we have too many planets. nasa says its kepler telescope has discovered a bonanza of 715 new worlds outside our own solar system. a planet terry scientist called the discovery, quote, the mother lode. adding we almost doubled just today the number of planets known to humanity. there go my taxes. some of the planets are inhabitable where it is not too cold and too hot. people are wondering what could the worlds be like?

tv's andy levy, his valentine was what he created from mass effect. i imagine that is a video game and i imagine andy crying later. and he is so british he sleeps in a double-decker bus. michael kay, the former minister of defense. glad you shaved. and he is funnier than a mime choking himself to death. tom shillue. he will be on tour across the united states of america. with the great jim gaffigan next month. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, do you think elton john was thinking about you when he wrote "tiny dancer"? >> is sochi too slushy? and are olympian brains too mushy? it is dye -- day 73 of -- >> winter olympians are sseaking out on climate change. more than a hundred athletes, 100, tom, lead by americans have signed a petition asking countries to reduce carbon dye jokes side -- carbon dioxide emissions. temps have reached the 60s and the lack of snow had snowboarders and skiers. quote, the once consistent winters i saw as a young kid are no more. especially near my home in vermont. well that's science. anyway, let's tak

so convicted of indecent exposure three times, he never closes his robe, andy levy. and he is always crash and full of sac and owns a firm ass, actor and comedian nick depallo. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. your doctor called, greg. >> you have to say yes before you undress. a new bill in california would require school campuses to make affirmative consent the standard when it reports sexual assault. in other words, it is not that no means no. it is that no, yes means no. consent could be conveyed through clear and unambiguous actions as well as words. but, quote, relying on nonverbal communication can lead to misunderstanding. the bill mirrors a wave of campus activism aimed at getting male students to ask first and ask often before engaging in sexual activity. >> who is that? >> that makes me forget everything that hurt me as a child. >> i am against noncon -- nonconsensual sex. do you think this takes youthful love? >> did you bury the dog before you put the video up? and did it say yes? not just bark in approval? this is ridiculous. all this is sa

tv's andy levy and joanne. that does it for me. great show. >>> i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." >>> the final hours of the sochi olympics have been mired in controversy. some are saying last night's figure skating competition was fixed by the russians. in fact, the russian skater stumbled and still won the gold. meanwhile, the uranian south korean leader put up a seemingly perfect routine and dropped to silver. they're not happy. >> i think that the system is

it is tv's andy levy. it is buck sexton. co-host of "the real news." and if hilarity was a dozen roses he would come in a shiny box next to me. gavin mcguinness. his movie "the brotherhood of the traveling rants" which i saw and enjoyed immensely is now available on netflix. i did watch it. >> thank you. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> life without you would be like a broken bat. pointless. >> it was the nipple that caused the ripple. it is the 10th anniversary of neap pell gate -- nipple gate when justin timberlake exposed janet jackson's breast in that half time show. some were outraged and those involved apologized and the rest of us went on-line and watched it a thousand times. the fcc chairman at the time says he thinks the whole thing was overblown telling espn magazine, quote, i had to put my best version of outrage on i could put on. part was surreal, right? look, i think it was dumb to happen. they knew the rules and they were flirting with them. my job is to enforce the rules. really? producers of this year's half time show p

joanne, sherrod, andy levy, bill , that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next ti varney tonight. i have no intention of doing so. >> hello, everyone. i'm eric bolling along with andrea tan tears along with greg gutfe gutfeld, dana perino and bob beckel in new york city. hello, this is "the five." first, president obama rammed through his signature health care law. next he strong-armed the supreme court, which he stacked with liberals to call obamacare a tax, and then the president, 28 times, personally changed or delayed the law to suit his needs and presumably his political pals, 28 times without consulting congress. some of us on the right are downright the president acting more like king obama than the elected official he is. here's kraut hammer. >> remember how democrats were

ambassador to the u.n, andy levy. that threw them off. and he has mortal lent in his pink ethan most in their pinky. he chased an apple down his shirt. there is a lot of hair coming out of there. constantine morales. and his mustache once wries -- wrestled a black bear into sub sub -- submisive. and the president of "red eye." yea. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. remember, [inaudible]. >> now he is turning mean of the is mcgill a bunch of swill? a canadian college student, they have them there, was forced to apologize after e-mailing a fake video of president obama kicking down a door. why? racism, obviously. the video is from an old jay leno bit. brian farnin, vice president of student society of mcgill university sends it around with the caption, "honestly, midterms, get out of here." it was too much for one student who said farnin committed what is called a microaggression. the school's equity commissioner ordered him to issue an apology writing, and this is sad, the image was an extension of the cultural, historical and

he runs the media, our jewish friend, tv's andy levy. and her favorite hobby is staring at meres and going yep. if jokes were chocolates he would come every february 14th in a box. sitting ?eks to me, the clean humored comedian tom shillue. he will be on tour you -- across the united states in march. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. there must be something wrong with my mouth, greg. i can't take it off of you. >> before we start the show today is "red eye"'s seventh birthday. this train wreck has been going on for seven years. we debuted in 2007 and to celebrate we had a party for our staff and friends. of course we brought a camera crew and here are highlights from "red eye"'s seventh anniversary bash. >> there is vick. we invited old friends and talked about our favorite parts of the show. ♪ >> all those pecks. earlier in the evening we held a special dinner for all of our guests. you come to know and love them over the years. ♪ >> i think i will just stop there. i think the joke is over now. it was very special. 1606

and tv's andy levy, not to be confused with the wake boarder. he is booked for next week. and he is funny and generous and a pleasure to be around. but sam kinnison died years ago. check out his pod cast called my wife hates me oi tunes and base base -- based on actual events. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> hey, girl, is combat not where it is at? a survey conducted shows a small number of female soldiers want to be on the front line. as reported by the associated press 8% say they have any interest in moving to infantry , artillery or any other special combat specialty. that will soon be available to them. the army's chief of staff is not surprised telling the ap, the issue will be the propensity of women who want to do these things. i don't think it will be as great as people think. i believe we have a video of one of the few women who is interested in joining a combat unit. ♪ >> i love the singing. with all of this fighting on whether women should be on the front lines and men are talking and women are yelling. they don't want to be on the front line

and shut ins pray to him when they are having a bad day, andy levy. and if hilarity was the prom he would come in tuxedo. >> and she knows hot stocks like i know chicken pox. i have had them every year since age six. with me, liz mcdonald. her new book, skirting harrisye. i ordered 40 copies for all of my house boys. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. [inaudible]. >> okay. are you having a conversation? arethey are dangerously low on the pillow. it is day 92 of -- >> the olympics start in four to six weeks, but nobody really knows. due to a shortage of pillows to those who arrived at the olympic village there will be a transfer of pillows from all apartments to the store house. mean wheel, they are firing back at the bathrooms. they say western visitors visitors are trying to sabotage sochi's big moment out of bias for russia. he said, quote, we have surveillance video of the hotel showing people turn on the shower and direct the nozzle to the wall and then leave the room for the whole day. finally the owe chee -- finally the sochi mascot a

it is tv's andy levy. exactly. that's how weird it looks. and fresh from his memorial -- or memorable appearance wiping down tables at sbarro, his next stop will be in edmonton march 5th through the 9th. if you can't find him, follow the scent of axe body spray. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, can i call you barbecue because you're hot all day long? >> isn't that sweet? should your score matter no more? some are asking for sat scores decades after they took the test, decades. according to the "wall street journal", consulting firms and banks like goldman sachs make a request of new college recruits. even applicants in their 40s or 50s are asked for the results of a test they probably don't even remember. one company says they use the s.a.t. scores for critical thinking and qawnt tiff ability. but the college board that runs the test says the main point is to predict first year college success. this is so confusing. for more let's go to "red eye" senior business correspondent. >> that's all. that's all. >> it is a sha

it is tv's andy levy. and he kills on stage and also on the highway as he often falls asleep while driving. comedian tom shillue. he will be on tour across the u.s. with the great comedian jim gaffigan. bring your family. he will will them. and he puts the sass in arkansas. it is mike huckabee, host of "huckabee" named after mike huckabee on saturday 8:00 p.m. eastern time, great show on fox newschannel. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is your body made of mcdonalds? i'm loving it. >> it was just a job. he believed do as i say and not as i do. mcgruff the crime dog was sentenced to 16 years in prison for possessing a mountain of marijuana and weapons. he was one of a few actors to play the drug-hating blood hound seen in the 1980s ads like this one. >> mcgruff here. i want you to learn a song that teaches you how to say no to drugs. >> users are losers and losers are users ♪ ♪ don't use drugs ♪ don't use drugs. winners don't use ♪ ♪ and users don't win ♪ don't use drugs ♪ don

tv's andy levy is off and filling in is buck sexton and now host of the new show "real news investigates" and also on blaze tv. fyi, a family of little people live in his hair. look at that. it is huge. and it is gavin -- what are you dismog gavin mcginnis. it is the brotherhood of the traveling rant and it is available on netflix. he spells his name with z, not an s because that's how he rolls. it is lou daabz. it is on fox business network. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, they are starting a union. the party is over. >> dream on. should we be frank about crank? it is day 79 of -- a new study claims the harmful effects of methamphetamine use has been greatly exaggerated as they report a brain chemist at columbia makes the case far from the, quote, most dangerous drug in america. the drug has never been very popular and it is not addictive as commonly portrayed. the research argues that it creates an over reaction on people with little or no benefits. the drug has been known to give users super human power as this video shows. >> wow. >> we are sure the squirrel

he is the former chief of staff to president ronald reagan, andy levy. i had month idea. very quiet and behind the scenes. he makes us laugh while hating white people, sherrod small. >> hash tag red eye. who loves you baby? >> and she is so sharp that knives call her for tips. it is fox news national security analyst kt mcfarland. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. a lot of people say you are dark and handsome, greg which is short of true. when it is dark, you are handsome. >> we will try and get through this without joanne burping. >> i'm sorry. >> we are staring down a shortage of clown. it is day 46 of -- >> it is happening just as i predicted, only months ago. we are facing a national clown shortage. the new york daily news reports membership at the country's largest trade organization for the jesters has plummeted in the last 10 years. explained the president of clowns of america international or cai, what is happening is the older clowns are passing away, end quote. as the dead drop the young scoff. the younger generation is not interested in filling thei

. >> tv's andy levy, that does it for me. i have many pictures like that, but they are all gone because i burned them along with my family. no, just kidding. see you later. >>> hello, everyone. i'm dana perino along with andrea tantaros, julie, eric bolling, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >>> at least julia is her real name. for the first time ever, a majority of americans do not think president obama is respected around the globe. a new gallup poll shows more than half of the country, 53%, believe world leaders do not respect president, that only 41% do, and meanwhile, today at the pentagon, proposed drastic cuts to the army, including shrinking it down to the smallest size since world war ii. >> the army must accelerate t

joanne, sherrod, andy levy, bill , that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tan torose, along with bob beckel, greg gutfield, eric bolling, and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >> well, yesterday, the obama administration delayed the president's signature health care law for the 27th time since november 2012. the latest companies who have more than 50 employees but less than 100 will now have until january to comply with the law's mandates. now, earlier today, president obama offered his justification for the latest punt. >> this was a example of administratively us making sure that we're smoothing out this

andy levy. favorite hobby, staring at mirrors and going yep. if jokes were schok lchocolates would come every february 14th in a box. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. there must be something wrong. i can't take them off you. >> that's nice. hey, before we start the show. announce that today its "red eye's" 7th birthday. yes this train wreck has been going on for seven years. february 6, 2007. to celebrate we had a party and staff and friends. a highlight from red eye's 7th anniversary bash. >> we invited a lot of old friends and talked favorite parts of the show. >> those pecs. earlier in the evening we held a special dinner for all our guests you have come to know and love over the years. >> i think i will just stop there. i think the joke is over now. anyway, very special. 1606 shows, 229 shows a year. hard to believe. >> i want to say my neck still hurts from djing, being like this all night. >> i was at the party. i don't know why you didn't put me in the front row. >> did you beat the music? >> not going to beat the music. >>

it's tv's andy levy. he's always crass, full of sass and has a firm ass. >> abloc, the lede, that's the first story. your doctor called, greg. he says you're lacking some vitamin e. >> a newbill bill in californi would require affirmative consent on campuses. that can be clear with ambiguous actions as well as words, but relying solely on non-verbal communication can lead to misunderstanding. the bill made a wave of campus activism and getting male students to ask first and ask often before engaging in sexual activity. for month on this, we go to education correspondent. >> who is that? >> aww, that's cute. that makes me forget everything that hurt me as a child. sunny, first off, i'm against non-concensual sex with anything and everything. but do you think this goes a little far and kind of saps the romance from youthful love? >> greg, did you ask the dog if you could bury it in the snow before putting that video up? did it say yes? did it actually say, yes, greg, you can do that. this is ridiculous. all

. >> in case you haven't noticed, i'm andy levy in for greg gutfeld who got uh hold of -- uh hold of some bad chinese food. i am here with

it's tv's andy levy. he got a job at spencer's gifts to get a discount on pasta and edible condoms, sad. writer/comedian jesse joyce wearing his target special. his moustache landed a jumbo jet on the highway after the pilot had a heart attack. former u.s. ambassador to the u.n. and also the president of "red eye" but you knew that. >> if you stood there you'd see 12 of the most unusual things in the world. >> nice. i think i'm falling in love. just like that movie "her." is labor out of favor? a democratic congressman, is there any other kind, says the loss of work hours due to obamacare could be a boon because americans work too much. keith ellison spun the report like a drunk figure skater which showed 2 million workers cut back over the next decade. >> what the congressional budget office is saying that we're going to discourage kids having to have latchkeys. we're going to have parents come home, working reasonable hours. people are going to be able to retire. people might actually cook dinner rather