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managers of one market have found a way to ensure their apples are even crisper, and greens even greener. >> reporter: every year, more than a million people pull in to this car park north of tokyo. this is one of japan's busiest farm markets. last year, it sold over $5 million worth of produce. there's a huge variety of fruit and vegetables, all sourced from 150 local farms. the big draw is price. most items cost 10% less than in ordinary supermarket. >> translator: there's such a great variety. i shop in many different places. but i always end up coming back here. >> reporter: the secret to the market's success? a great selection of produce that's literally farm fresh. nothing is left to chance. each purchase is logged and analyzed at the cash register. the data is then sent direct to suppliers. farmers themselves. akime supplies more than 30 varieties of vegetables to the market. even out in the fields, she's kept in the loop. [ phone rings ] >> it's from the farm market. >> reporter: each farmer gets data on their sales sent to them by text message once an hour. >> 20 bunches of chry

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apple had been in the green, moved into the red. trade at 539.56. microsoft not only today but over the last year, 211% to the upside. there has been a lot of technology focus as a matter of fact the nasdaq a winner today, only of the three indices a winner for 2014. i know it is fractional right now, but that is the truth. stuck in liquidity, new fed chair genteel indicated the central bank needs to encourage lending, creditworthy entities, but encourage it nonetheless. consumer lending growth has slowed to a standstill. they were supposed to, but they are not. what can be done to boost it? the banking committee schedule has just been changed, canceling what was supposed to be another appearance by janet yellen. >> her second of two. the fed chair testifies twice per year on the economy and fed policy, she was in the house yesterday where this issue of bank lending and bank liquidity came up. on her hearing in the senate guess rescheduled, it is sure to come up again. investors like the continuity in the house yesterday that help send the dow soari

liz: shares of apple ending the day in the green thanks in part to our next guest. he had an exclusive interview with ceo tim cook, who doesn't give a lot of interviews. he told him the company is ramping up stock buybacks. david: with us to talk about the independent interview is daisuke from "the wall street journal." great to see you. we haven't had you on before. about the buyback, that was really the biggest nugget of information you got out of the interview. i'm wondering if tim cook was willing to admit or if you felt in any way he was pushed in that direction definitely by carl icahn? >> no, i don't think so. you know, i think tim's point of view has always been the company is trying to do more about returning cash to shareholders. i think it's not a coincidence that maybe that the announcement or that the fact they resealed this to us at the journal happens, you know, a couple weeks before the shareholder meeting where mr. icahn's proxy proposal is on the ballot. liz: i want to believe you but i look at this i think, apple never bought back shares before. i

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