i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. now i have 10 seconds. >> go to his shirt. >> point to my shirt. did you know there is an oldest trick in the book? what? trick number one. look-est over there. ha ha. made-est thou look. so end-eth the trick. hey.... yes.... geico. fifteen minutes could save you... well, you know. >>> hello, everyone. i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >>> the show must go on. can america survive if americans don't know anything about our country? check out this new presidents' day prank pulled off by jimmy kimmel. one of his reporters on the street notified people about the death of fda. >> president roosevelt passed away due to natural causes at a very old age. do you have condolences to give his family?

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next ti varney tonight. i have no intention of doing so. >> hello, everyone. i'm eric bolling along with andrea tan tears along with greg gutfe gutfeld, dana perino and bob beckel in new york city. hello, this is "the five." first, president obama rammed through his signature health care law. next he strong-armed the supreme court, which he stacked with liberals to call obamacare a tax, and then the president, 28 times, personally changed or delayed the law to suit his needs and presumably his political pals, 28 times without consulting congress. some of us on the right are downright the president acting more like king obama than the elected official he is. here's kraut hammer. >> remember how democrats were

. >> i am your host greg gutfeld. tonight's "red eye" debate topic, do judged events belong in the olympics? at hot air.com, jazz shaw if that is his real name says no. shaw writes, quote, the winner of the competition should be determined by the clear outcome demonstrated by somebody winning. just gef as you -- give as you sporting competition where we don't have to wait for judges to add up their own observations on the merit of the play. it is not a sport. it is performance art. he then added that all athletes who fail to qualify should be executed in a most primitive fashion. i find that disgusting. i pitched this story and pitched it passionatly. >> i have said so. >> this is an easy one. i have been saying this for years. if there are judges, it is not a sport. the olympic motto is faster, higher, stronger and not winner be a dude who gave uh higher score. >> what about boxing? >> boxing is not a sport. it is a sweet science. it doesn't mean they are not athletes. i am not saying if you are an ice dancer and the

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea tan torose, along with bob beckel, greg gutfield, eric bolling, and dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >> well, yesterday, the obama administration delayed the president's signature health care law for the 27th time since november 2012. the latest companies who have more than 50 employees but less than 100 will now have until january to comply with the law's mandates. now, earlier today, president obama offered his justification for the latest punt. >> this was a example of administratively us making sure that we're smoothing out this

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i'm tom shillue in for greg gutfeld. mcdonalds is looking into whether it can make breakfast available later than 10:30 a.m. offering muffins and big macs was skerred logistically impossible. now they are thinking about it because of taco bell rolling out a breakfast menu. the signature item is a waffle taco which is a waffle wrapped around a sausage patty and bacon and scrambled with egg and cheese. that is fantastic. i love the idea of a waffle taco. >> it is your thing and you can eat what you want. the problem is they can't advertise in schools. where will they get their customers? >> they are up early. guys leak you and i, we need the 10:30 breakfast. i don't know what the problem is serving eggs next to hamburgers. i love an egg that is fried in hamburger fat. so i think they should cook these things -- gill i think it is a space issue for mcdonalds. >> as long as it doesn't have nuts. >> thank you. i'm surprised they can't add their whole menu because they president don't have the room. i don't see why you couldn'

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kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, eric bowling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." what is the best way to help young struggling minorities in america? well, today president obama unveiled the details of a new initiative called my brother's keeper which he hinted about at the state of the union address. it's aimed at improving the odds of a better life for young men of color. >> government cannot play the only or even the primary role. we can help give every child access to quality pre-school and help them start learning at an early age but we can't replace the power of a parent who is reading to that child. we can reform our criminal justice system to ensure that it's not infected with bias, but nothing keeps a young man out of trouble like a father who takes an active role in his son's life. >> bill o'reilly was at the event, and he talked a lot about challenges in african-american communities, and here's bill's take on the keeper initiative. >> it's long past time for america to join together and help the kids.

kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, eric bowling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." what is the best way to help young struggling minorities in america? well, today president obama unveiled the details of a new initiative called my brother's keeper which he hinted about at the state of the union address. it's aimed at improving the odds of a better life for young men of color. >> government cannot play the only or even the primary role. we can help give every child access to quality pre-school and help them start learning at an early age but we c

i'm your host greg gutfeld. on friday warner brothers announced the choice to play superman's arch enemy lex luther was jesse eisenberg. that is him on the left and i'm on the right. the upcoming superman versus batman film has raised eyebrows like an eyebrow raising farm. the casting of ben affleck as batman and now dorks have something to obsess over that a guy who plays nerdy characters will be portraying the man of steel's nemesis. andy, i go to you first. you are the king of dorks, nerds, losers, maybe. what is your take on the casting? >> bravo. i say bravo. he proved he can play a megla-maniac in "the social network" and he has been generally good in everything he has done. we don't know who this luther will be. a scientist, businessman? we don't know, greg. we just don't know. but either way luther is not super power. he is just super smart. eisenberg is good at playing people who are a little off. >> i am going on dennis rodman. i am big on rodman and he has done wonderful work with television. >> no, i

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i'm dana perino along with kimberly kimberly guilfoyle and eric bolling, bob beckel and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." the situation in ukraine takes a turn for the worse after a truce between the government and opposition leaders falls apart. at least 70 people are now dead and hundreds hurt as the government continues its crackdown on protesters. today the european union voted to impose sanctions on sume ukranian officials responsible for the violence. yesterday president obama threatened consequences, but john bolton doesn't think his words amount to much. >> he calls on the government not to resort to violence, and then in the next sentenc

i'm greg gutfeld. bye, bye. ke you sick if you don't. >>> hello, everyone. i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, and greg gutfield. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." add this one to the long list of harmful side effects from obamacare for our economy. the president's health care law could cost america's job market more than 2 million workers. this is according to a new projection by the non-partisan congressional budget office. take note, bob. its director explained why on capitol hill today. >> by providing heavily subsidized health insurance to people with low income and then

andy levy i'm greg gutfeld, bye. ns monday, and they are cheering wildly. have a great weekend, everyone. "the five" is next. >>> hello, everyone. yp eric bolling from super bowl boulevard in times square. only 48 hours left until super bowl xlviii. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." >>> we have an amazing show planned for you today. an hour of five style fun. let's kick it off with new super bowl ads. we pulled the ones we think everyone will be talking about monday morning. thec chis one out. this is a winner from volkswagen. watch. ♪ everybody have fun tonight everybody have fun tonight ♪

i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you next time. no cat poo. stops here, we're definitely looking out for you. >>> i'm megyn kelly live in new york city, tonight. and it is very, very encouraging news. >> the white house puts its best spin on a new obamacare enrollment report. but the fact checkers suggest these numbers add up to new worry for the law and the country, we'll speak with a reporter who spent the afternoon at the white house. plus? >> it is also difficult for some of us who happen to agree with the president's policies which i do since i voted for him previously. i believe the president has crossed the constitutional line. >> one of the top liberals in the country, has

gutfeld, what do you think? >> he is so wrong. it's unbelievable. it's not that she's too old. she's too young. what the united states needs right now is a woman in her 90s. like a really, really old krone with an evil eye like the lady from drag me to hell, because old ladies never say yes to anything, they hate everything, and they have earned it. they won the attendance record for the planet earth. they ceded all. my mom is 89. she remembers hitler. this is what you need. we have a president who has only been on the planet for 40-some odd years. he doesn't know anything. old ladies know everything. >> she would be tough on terrorists. dana, what do you think? i'm fearful republicans might make the mistake of talking about her age or her appearance and fall into a trap. >> if hathey're going to talk about it, talk about it now and get it over with. here's my thing, 70 is the new 60. being 70, people are still working. there's a lot of active people that are getting up there. kidding, bob. but look, she was 70

. >> that does it for me, i'm greg gutfeld. bye bye. not much, you k except it's 2 peent every year. not much, you k go to e*trade and find out how much our advice and guidance costs. spoiler alert. it's low. it's guidance on your terms not ours. e*trade. less for us, more for you. [ applause ] >>> hello and welcome to "justice." i'm judge jeanine pirro. thank you for being with us tonight. how vulnerable is the power grid? but first to my open. you know, there is something about being an american, a sense of pride, confidence, wind always at your back. even when you're in a foreign country. kind of like a guardian angel watching over you or the calvary riding in to protect you. at least that's the narrative i grew up with. but this past week, president obama stumbled off script contradicting even his own narrative to the point where as an american you have

. >> in case you haven't noticed, i'm andy levy in for greg gutfeld who got uh hold of -- uh hold of some bad chinese food. i am here with author, columnist jedediah bila. and she loves her shoes more than you. and he dresses like a 15-year-old's idea of what is 35-year-old should dress like. it is jesse joyce. >> nailed me. >> and next to me is daily caller deputy editor will ron, not to be confused with the curler. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> if you like r and d are you not -- r&b are you mott gop? pandora can predict how people will vote by what it puts in the ear holes. candidates vote on age, location and music taste. according to pandora it can tell a person's politics with 80% accuracy which is almost half. as the national journal reported, listen to a lot of country? you are probably a strong republican voter. like jazz? you are likely a democrat. classic rock and hip hop? you are harder to pin down, but that may be what ad makers are looking for. speaking of harder to pin down. >> well done. >> serves him right. jedediah, welcome to the show. >> thanks f

plus, what did the president think of greg gutfeld's new book "not cool"? >> it was painful. it was slow and ultimately i think that would be good for our economy. >> and finally, what did the president think about his decision to give greg's book a second try? >> it was the best decision that i ever made because i love this guy. he has heart. and he cares about people. he is willing to fight for what he believes in.

. >> i'm greg gutfeld. glad you're with us. lots happening now. top of the news, extreme winter weather continues and now a brand-new storm is brewing out there. we're going to tell where you it's headed. >>> workers on a major auto maker rejecting a plan to unionize. now union officials say they may challenge those results. >> and the gop has a new warning about obamacare and some potential cuts to medicare. what could it mean for seniors with serious health concerns? our political panel is hear

kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, eric bowling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." what is the best way to help young struggling minorities in america? well, today president obama unveiled the details of a new initiative called my brother's keeper which he hinted about at the state of the union address. it's aimed at improving the odds of a better life for young men of color. >> government cannot play the only or even the primary role. we can help give every child access to quality pre-school and help them start learning at an early agbu

. >> i'm greg gutfeld. glad you're with us. lots happening now. top of the news, extreme winter weather continues and now a brand-new storm is brewing out there. we're going to tell where you it's headed. >>> workers on a major auto maker rejecting a plan to unionize. now union officials say they may challenge those results. >> and the gop has a new warning about obamacare and some potential cuts to medicare. what could it mean for seniors with serious health concerns? our political panel is hear -- here to weigh in. >>> but we are going to start with the loud music murder trial happening in florida. jurors reaching a decision on four of five counts. but still have not agreed on the final count. michael dunn, seen here, faces up to life in prison if convicted. he claims self-defense in the shooting death of 17-year-old jordan davis after an argument in a florida parking lot, after the teen refused to turn down his music. deliberations are now in their fourth day. steve harrigan live with the latest. >> reporter: these developments coming just a sh

. >> thank you, greg gutfeld for answering. >> if the candidates choose not to run with obama, how is that not racist? remember anyone who disagreed with his liberal agenda was smeared as racist? the naacp call out all these cowardly white democrats for dezrting their black leader when he really needs them. it's disgusting. what do you think, bob? she's a racist. >> not many people want to campaign with bush. certainly nobody wanted to campaign with carter. >> but they weren't called raisest. >> i guess they were called honkies. i don't know. >> quick response, dana. >> i admire her candidness. at least xi was honest. she was like, yeah, i don't want to. that helps her going forward, because every time he's going to come by missouri, she doesn't actually have to appear with him anymore. she's basically ripped the band-aid off and now they know, don't go to missouri. >> can you imagine the democrats are running from obama, the signature legislation. in his term. >> running from a black man. racist. racist. >> have you ever seen somebody in a tough senate race get close to a president?

i'm dana perino along with kimberly kimberly guilfoyle and eric bolling, bob beckel and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." the situation in ukraine takes a turn for the worse after a truce between the government and opposition leaders falls apart. at least 70 people are now dead and hundreds hurt as the government continues its crackdown on protesters. today the european union voted to impose sanctions on sume ukranian officials responsible for the violence. yesterday president obama threatened consequences, but john bolton doesn't think his words amount to much. >> he calls on the government not to resort to violence, and then in the next sente

. >> in case you haven't noticed, i'm andy levy in for greg gutfeld who got uh hold of -- uh hold of some bad chinese food. i am here with

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plus, what did the president think of greg gutfeld's new book "not cool." >> it was painful and slow and ultimately that is good for our economy. >> and finally what did the president think of his decision to give greg's book a second try? >> it was the best decision i ever made because i love this guy. he has heart and he cares about people. he is willing to fight for what he believes in. >> none of these stories

i'm dana perino along with kimberly kimberly guilfoyle and eric bolling, bob beckel and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." the situation in ukraine takes a turn for the worse after a truce between the government and opposition leaders falls apart. at least 70 people are now dead and hundreds hurt as the government continues its crackdown on protesters. today the european union voted to impose sanctions on sume ukranian officials responsible for the violence. yesterday president obama threatened consequences, but john bolton doesn't think his words amount to much. >> he calls on the government not to resort to violence, and then in the next sentence he calls on demonstrators to be responsible, so he's showing moral equivalence, government, demonstrators, sort of all the same thing, much the same way in august of 2008 when russia invaded georgia he called on both the russian side and the georgian side to exercise restraint. the likes of vladamir putin see that behavior and they say the field is open. >> and with president putin's fingerprints all over the

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. >> i'm tom shillue filling in for greg gutfeld who is on a -- well, he is in the trunk of my car. let's welcome our guests. she has been

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i'm eric bolling along with andrea tan tears along with greg gutfe gutfeld, dana perino and bob beckel in new york city. hello, this is "the five." first, president obama rammed through his signature health care law. next he strong-armed the supreme court, which he stacked with liberals to call obamacare a tax, and then the president, 28 times, personally changed or delayed the law to suit his needs and presumably his political pals, 28 times without consulting congress. some of us on the right are downright the president acting more like king obama than the elected official he is. here's kraut hammer. >> remember how democrats were

i'm eric bolling along with andrea tan tears along with greg gutfe gutfeld, dana perino and bob beckel in new york city. hello, this is "the five." first, president obama rammed through his signature health care law. next he strong-armed the supreme court, which he stacked with liberals to call obamacare a tax, and then the president, 28 times, personally changed or delayed the law to suit his needs and presumably his political pals, 28 times without consulting congress. some of us on the right are downright the president acting more like king obama than the elected official he is. here's kraut hammer. >> remember how democrats were complaining that when republicans were trying to overturn obamacare it was somehow unpatriotic because it was then an attack on the law of the land. this law of the land doesn't even exist. it exists in obama's head. it's whatever he thinks he wakes up in the morning and decides what the law is going to be. >> well, president obama's use of the executive order, executive privilege, whatever, is getting so egregious even liberal professors are pushing back.