. ♪ there's a silver lining in the sky ♪ ♪ cheerio chin chin, napoo, captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you so much. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen!

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. ♪ there's a silver lining in the sky ♪ ♪ cheerio chin chin, napoo, - i'm not saying i'm pro-bullying, but... - at what point does the anti-bullying campaign just start bullying the cool kids? right. - exactly. that's what i'm sayin'. we could be losing like a whole generation of cool kids. - no! no, damn it! please! [coughs] no! no! breathe water, damn it! [cries] - whoa. ew. - what are you doing? - p.f. chang's, it's closing, so i tried to rescue my koi fish friends from their pond, but something's gone really wrong. i gotta give 'em mouth-to-gill. - that's sad. did p.f. die? oh, man. he was like an old dude. i hope one of the other changs takes it over. maybe michael? - oh, cool, yeah. like with the whole tennis theme? - ew. - oh. oh. - no. no, no.

. ♪ there's a silver lining in the sky ♪ ♪ cheerio chin chin, napoo, (cheers and applause) >> stephen: right there! right down there! welcome to the "report," (audience chanting "stephen") oh, yeah, beautiful, thank you so much. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for joining us, in here, out there, all around the world. all the satellites. ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. folks, we've got lots of news to get to. we've got to do it. thank you very much. folks, lots of news to get to but first i have got to send a "the colbert report" shoutout -- (audience member yells) -- to my african american viewer or viewers. (laughter) once again in february, folks-- which, of course, is black history month-- but did you know that it's also children's dental health month? (laughter) that means it's an important month for african americans. children with teeth. but especially african american children with teeth. (cheers and applause) the point is, kids, great african american leaders like rosa parks and martin luther king want you to floss. (laughter) okay? that's what they

. ♪ there's a silver lining in the sky ♪ ♪ cheerio chin chin, napoo, (cheers and applause) >> stephen: right there! right down