>> steve: rokus. >> jimmy: haikus. >> steve: haikus. >> jimmy: hulus. >> steve: hulus. >> jimmy: big bops. >> steve: bee bops, your bleep blorps. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: film cameras. >> jimmy: yep, the red camera. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: 5k kodak brownie. >> steve: the roku. >> jimmy: for this mondays "tonight show" coming up. i've very excited about this. emmy, grammy, oscar, tony, and golden globe award winner barbara streisand will be here. >> steve: barbara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: this will be barbara's first late night talk show guest appearance in over 50 years! >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: 5-0. i'm so honored. i can't wait. that's gonna be fun. she has a new album duets album called "partners." her and, like, everybody. stevie wonder, michael buble, blake shelton, all these guys. it's a great record. she's gonna come on, sing a a song, maybe do a bit. >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: who knows, she might even just host the show. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i might not even be here. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm gonna be at home watching with you guys.

. >> steve: one. >> jimmy: one. >> steve: one. >> jimmy: represen-tative. >> steve: representative. i will pass you over. hello? >> jimmy: hey. >> steve: hey. >> jimmy: hello? >> steve: can i help you? >> jimmy: yeah, i'd like to cancel my cable. >> steve: you'd like to do what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would like to cancel my cable. >> steve: do you want crack with that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who did i call? i'm so sorry. bye. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ferris wheels for combining my two favorite emotions. fear and boredom. [ laughter ] finally -- ♪ thank you, number two. [ cheers and applause ] for always being number one. congratulations, derek. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes, we'll be right back with matthew broderick and nathan lane. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] we lowered her fever. you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years.

[ laughter ] >> steve: home, i guess? >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger? >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: why are you driving for uber? >> steve: because it's the best! it's uber! it's better than best! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i take you to the chopper then we leave in the chopper! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: throw in that pack of sandwiches! >> jimmy: [ babbling ] the chopper! >> steve: chill out, man. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, little stick of celery that comes with chicken wings, for tricking myself into believing i'm eating pretty healthy. [ laughter ] celery, a side of carrot sticks and 30 deep fried wings. >> steve: covered in sugar. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ thank you, pencil sharpeners, for always making a good point. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: it's a thinker. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, yoga, for improving your memory, thus helping me remember how much i hate doing yoga. [ laughter ] there you go, guys. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with claire danes! [ arnold schwarzenneger voice ] claire danes is going to be here! [ cheers and appl

>> jimmy: no, this is the number one album. >> steve: v? >> jimmy: five. >> steve: v? >> jimmy: it's called five. >> steve: five. >> jimmy: it's number one. >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: number five is number one. >> steve: number five -- the album is number five? >> jimmy: vive. >> steve: vive. >> jimmy: a very tricky title. plus she's a 14 time emmy award winner. gosh, we've known her forever. she's the best. she has a new daytime talk show starting this monday. it's across the hall from us. so the hallway's jumping with fun things, cause, the last time we had a neighbor it was dr. oz. >> steve: yeah and there was always like kidneys and intestines. not fun. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: see i think that is fun. and, yeah. but now, we got all sorts of fun games and stuff like that. and big celebrities and stuff like that. so we're friends with these guys. and thus, it's starting this monday, the show. very excited about this. merideth vierra is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: and we have music from maroon 5 everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is

>> steve: come on! >> jimmy: speaking of music, you guys, it's monday, that means it's time to count down the hottest songs at the top of the charts right now. here we go -- at number 3, we've got "anaconda" by nicki minaj. a little racy but it's catchy. [ light laughter ] number 2, "all about that bass" by meghan trainor. she's been on the show, she's fantastic. it's a good song. and holding steady at number 1, it's "shake it off" by taylor swift. [ cheers ] we love swifty. those are the top three songs. now it's time to take a look at the songs at the bottom of the charts. at number 98, it's the "chariots of fire theme" performed by the philadelphia gulp symphony. [ laughter ] i never heard of those guys before. tgs, i've never heard of the gulp symphony before. we have a clip. can we hear? ♪ sounds pretty good. ♪ i realize i've heard this now. ♪ hey, stop, stop, stop. [ laughter ] number 99, we've got a song called "all about that bass" by a middle-aged fisherman. how does that go? ♪ you know

>> steve strom. please! >> steve strom? >> steve strom. please hurry! >> and now all these years later, detective benson read about his colleagues' frustrated attempts to mount a case against steve strom and waited with karen's sister, coco, for results of dna tests conducted on karen's preserved fingernails, waited to be able to say, finally, got him. >>> coming up -- >> he said coco, the dna came back. are you ready for this? >> the test results are in and those theories out. a mysterious suspect emerges in the murder of karen strom when "the secrets in the suitcase" continues. i've always loved exploring and looking for something better. that's the way i look at life. especially now that i live with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat, not caused by a heart valve problem. i was taking warfarin, but wondered if i kept digging, could i come up with something better. my doctor told me about eliquis... for three important reasons. one, in a clinical trial, eliquis was proven to reduce the risk of stroke better than warfarin

>> steve: yeah! i want more. >> jimmy: you want more? >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: well, i got a --you want a little extra? >> steve: yes! ♪ >> jimmy: you want a little something something? [ cheers ] ♪ >> steve: oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this guy's a legend. he's unbelievable. he has a new record out right now, new album. wouldn't it be great if cause -- barbra streisand just the number one album last week. wouldn't it be great if he had the new number one album. has the new album out with lady guh-ga. [ laughter ] lady gaga. i'm sorry. >> steve: you call her guh-ga. i emphasize the wrong syl-la-ble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys, tony bennett is on the show right now! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "cheek to cheek" is the album. download it. >> steve: oh! oh! >> jimmy: "cheek to cheek" legend. he's the best. >> steve: this is monday. >> jimmy: i know, it's monday. >> steve: crazy. >> jimmy: you guys -- this is something i just gotta get off my chest. you guys ever go on twitter and you see a tweet from a a celebrity that l

he's short. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: he's really short. >> steve: is he really? >> jimmy: he's 4'9." >> steve: is he really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: well then he would have trouble getting over that three foot fence. >> jimmy: that is true. [ laughter ] we'll ask him about that when he comes out. and then we have a performance from, wow, he's great. country music superstar, you know who i'm talking about. kenny chesney is in the house tonight! [ cheers and applause ] yeah, he always puts on a good show, kenny chesney. guys, we're always looking for feedback here at the "tonight show." so recently we reached out to a a bunch of elementary school kids, from around the country, and we asked them to write us letters about the show. things they liked, things they think we could do better. things that -- they'd do if they were in charge. so here's our first installment of "tonight show" kid letters. here we go. ♪ tonight show kid's letters kids letters tonight show ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: before we start i want to stress that these are actual letters

>> steve: could be. i'm not saying. [ laughter ] i am not saying. >> jimmy: whoever it is, we're going to interview him or her or it or them, and then they or he or her will be performing, or it will be performing. and apparently they're behind the curtain right now. so we are doing it. [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] i've never done a surprise like this. >> steve: there you go! >> jimmy: this is exciting. i thought i never liked surprises. i kind of like it. feels good. now it's time to find out who it is. here we go. let's bring out him or her. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know what to do. do i knock? do i -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy, i know. i know. >> jimmy: what!? >> i know you hate -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i did not see this coming! >> i know. and i know you do not like surprises so i'm just going to say two things. first, happy birthday. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> and second -- >> you're under arrest! >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> steve: giant mess. cracked his window. >> jimmy: now look, this is pretty crazy. in a new interview, beyonce's father, matthew knowles says that jay-z's elevator fight with her sister solange was staged to help boost publicitiy. people were shocked. they were like, "beyonce and solanges' father is named matthew?" [ laughter and applause ] you would think it'd be like starship or something. you named us beyonce and solange, matt? [ laughter ] this is interesting, here. researchers in japan have created a two legged robot that can walk at almost three miles an hour, or as we call that in new york, a tourist. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] chrysler building. is that the chrysler building? [ laughter ] is that the chrysler building? [ laughter ] hey i'm standing here. come on. why do they have new york accents? >> steve: because they don't live here. >> jimmy: they don't live here, but they got new york accents, and they go, "hey! are you kidding over here? i'm from kansas already, oh!" [ laughter ] >

no -- >> steve: oh no. i got dumped. >> jimmy: now a lot of people don't know that donald trump actually owns the miss usa pageant. i didn't know that, but at the end it's pretty obvious. watch the end here. this is -- >> congratulations miss usa 2014, please enjoy your victory walk. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a trump, he owns that. you're supposed to leave that on for a year. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: well, the tony's were last night. and the musical that we had on our show, "a gentleman's guide to love and murder" won the tony award for best musical. congratulations, guys. [ cheers and applause ] good for those guys. they're fun. well, it's about a wealthy man who wants to eliminate all the heirs in his family so he can inherit the title, or as prince charles put it, go on. [ laughter ] anyone else listening? this is a big deal, actress audra mcdonald broke angela lansbury's record last night when she won her sixth tony award. [ cheers and applause ] six tony's, now she has more tony's than the beach i

> steve: rats! >> jimmy: let's take a look inside here. >> steve: just a nibble. oh, stop. >> jimmy: stopping a fight. [ laughter ] "there are three ways to stop a a rat fight, you can first try startling the combatants by clapping loudly near them, and yelling 'stop it.'" [ laughter ] we're off to a bad start here already. >> steve: we're already in nightmareville. >> jimmy: i didn't want to train a rat, i definitely don't want to break up their fights. [ laughter ] then it says, "it could also be very effective to startle them by blowing on them as hard as you can." yeah, 'cause that's not weird. honey, i will take care of this rat, hold up. [ blowing ] "get closer to it, honey." just dangle the baby down there. have the baby blow on that rat. all right, we are down to our last book and this one is called "let's explore uranus." and this -- >> steve: you know who would love that book? >> jimmy: who's that? >> steve: gary d. yanker. >> jimmy: there you go, alright. [ laughter ] that's all for my ed

>> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: she's great. [ applause ] a butterfly softly landing on the flute player's nose is officially the most npr thing that's ever happened. send that lady a tote bag. [ applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: fanastic. oh, yeah. this is pretty cool, i heard that nasa is partnering with two private companies to build space taxis that will fly astronauts up to the international space station. yeah. they'll take a space taxi. which is also the movie i probably would have made if i never got this job. [ laughter and applause ] i would have done it. that sounds like a pretty good idea. >> steve: i noticed you couldn't get latifah. latifah wasn't on the phone. she wouldn't do it. >> jimmy: she wouldn't do the sequel, no. [ laughter ] and finally two mechanics have been arrested for using a a vatican car to smuggle marijuana. or as the pope put it, "man, this incense is great. look how big my hat is!" [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show, give it up for the roots, everybody! [ chee

>> steve: you can. >> jimmy: the whole building is buzzing. >> steve: is tingling. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. it's great. tonight is a historic night for us and for "the tonight show." making her first late night talk appearance in over 50 years. [ cheers and applause ] we're honored, but one of the few people in history to win the emmy, tony, the oscar, the grammy and the golden globe awards, barbra streisand is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: whoa! ho! >> jimmy: this is her new cd right here. it's the new album, it's awesome. it's unbelievable. just hearing her rehearse, oh, my gosh, it's unbelievable. everyone's just like -- everyone was just like -- [ light laughter ] and her voice, it just -- it sounds like she doesn't need a a microphone. it's just -- i can't wait to talk to her and just ask her how she does it. unbelievable. she's amazing. so she'll sing for us, she'll come out and talk and we'll have fun. maybe we'll do a little -- [ cheers and applause ] guys, you ever go online or watch tv and see some weird, random thing on your screen, something that's like

>> steve: like hot! >> jimmy: like sofia vergara hot. [ cheers ] >> steve: caliente! >> jimmy: megan boone hot. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hot, hot! >> jimmy: black keys hot. [ cheers ] >> steve: hot! hot show! >> jimmy: but first, here's what everyone's talking about, you guys. there was some major security issues at the white house over the weekend. did you hear about this? two separate incidents. one guy jumped over the fence, the white house fence. another guy actually got through the front door. [ light laughter ] officials are wondering why it's so easy to get in while obama's wondering why it's so hard to get out. [ laughter and applause ] "-- get me outta here!" more bad news for the president. chicago is reversing its plan to name a high school after president obama. because it received multiple complaints from people in the community. i guess -- i guess parents are afraid their kids would spend 8 years at the school and still not get anything done. [ laughter ] but that's not -- that's not a guarantee. just the name of the high school. that's right. c

. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: making her first late night talk show guest appearance in over 50 years, oscar, tony, emmy, grammy and golden globe award-winning performer barbra streisand will be here! >> steve: woah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: over 50 years. >> steve: 50 years? >> jimmy: absolutely. yeah. we are gonna talk to her, she is going to sing for us. she's got a great new duets album called "partners." comes out next week. you're not going to want to miss that. it's going to be a great show. but first, we've got a fun show tonight! he's a big-time movie star -- i mean, he's one of our favorites. he is the best. he is returning to broadway with a new play called "the river." hugh jackman is here everybody! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] hugh jackman. >> steve: hugh jackman! >> jimmy: you can't beat that dude. >> steve: come on. that guy's the best. >> jimmy: plus, he is a great actor, he is hilarious. he's also a best-selling author, nick offerman is stopping by. [ cheers and a

>> steve: got any near death? >> jimmy: got any sick turtles? >> steve: yeah. i'll take that one, the shedding one. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a snake, man. >> steve: oh, well maybe. >> jimmy: this one from mattmill06. he says, "my friend got stuck in a baby swing so we had to call the fire department to cut him out. >> steve: you know the metal ones at the park. >> jimmy: oh man either way. >> steve: jaws of shame. >> jimmy: yeah, they pulled out the jaws of shame? yeah. this last one from @mckennacruz, trying to figure out what weird things my friends do then realize i'm weird friend there you go, that's our "tonight show" hashtag. check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtag. stick around. we will be right back with chris pratt! [ siri] hello. what's your name? [cortana] hello siri. i'm cortana. we've already met. i'm sorry. i don't remember. that's ok. i can remember lots of things. like your favorite kinds of restaurants. i cannot remember that. i can remember appointments and help you get there on time. or that. or remember favorite news top

. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: making her first late night talk show guest appearance in over 50 years, oscar, tony, emmy, grammy and golden globe award-winning performer barbra streisand will be here! >> steve: woah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: over 50 years. >> steve: 50 years? >> jimmy: absolutely. yeah. we are gonna talk to her, she is going to sing for us. she's got a great new duets album called "partners." comes out next week. you're not going to want to miss that. it's going to be a great show. but first, we've got a fun show tonight! he's a big-time movie star -- i mean, he's one of our favorites. he is the best. he is returning to broadway with a new play called "the river." hugh jackman is here everybody! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] hugh jackman. >> steve: hugh jackman! >> jimmy: you can't beat that dude. >> steve: come on. that guy's the best. >> jimmy: plus, he is a great actor, he is hilarious. he's also a best-selling author, nick offerman is stopping by. [ cheers and a

that's not fair. >> steve: c'mon! >> jimmy: let's all experience this together. >> steve: learn together. >> jimmy: i'll read the pro again. >> steve: alright. >> jimmy: having an exercise-conscious roommate who uses a shake weight every night before bed. >> steve: oh that is good. con, realizing he doesn't own a a shake weight. [ laughter ] they knew it before i even said it. >> steve: yeah. it's a journey. not a destination. >> jimmy: pro, you forgot to clean the bathroom. but he just laughed and said, "no worries, bro." con, later you find a note on your pillow saying, "strike one." [ laughter ] yeah, that's -- time to move out. pro, finding out your roommate plays guitar. con, hearing the first eight seconds of "smoke on the water" repeated for hours. shut up! pro, checking out the beds and hearing your roommate ask, "do you want top or bottom?" con, they're not bunk beds. [ laughter ] >> steve: whoa! that's time to buy the shake weight. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. finally pro, sure, there might be arguing, fighting and

i'm wearing my toupee. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: he's out there -- >> steve: i like your new toupee, by the way. love it. >> jimmy: you do like it? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> steve: oh, you're welcome. >> jimmy: amazon prime. [ laughter ] guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. weigh the good with the bad, it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of having a 100 pound scrotum removed. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? wait, what? >> jimmy: a man in michigan recently made news for having this surgery performed. it was a total success. which is great news. [ light laughter ] i know it seems like there would be no cons to this, but you'd be surprised. let's take a look at the pros and cons of having a 100 pound scrotum removed. here we go. pro, opting to get the surgery was an easy decision. con, but it took a lot of balls. [ laughter ] there you go. gotta be brave. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: gotta be tough.

he succeeded steve jobs in august 2011. he joined apple in 1998 against the advice of his friends and his own better judgment. it was different than the apple of today. the company had been losing sales for years and was considered on the verge of extinction. he has said working at apple was never in any plan i outlined for myself, but was without a doubt the best decision i ever made. on tuesday, cook announced what he called the next chapter in apple's story at the same venue where steve jobs introduced the macintosh 30 years ago. he unveiled three new products -- the iphone 6, iphone 6 plus, and apple watch. he also launched apple pay, a mobile payment system that aims to do something about the credit card. i am pleased to have tim cook at this table for the first time. welcome. >> thank you for inviting me. >> we have got much to talk about. you call it the next chapter. why? >> the apple watch is the most personal device we have ever created. i think it takes us into a whole different area. we had a -- we had an intens

he succeeded steve jobs in august 2011. he joined apple in 1998 against the advice of his friends and his own better judgment. he has said it was different than the apple of today. the company had been losing sales for years and was considered on the verge of extinction. he has said working at apple was never in any plan i outlined for myself, but was without a doubt the best decision i ever made. on tuesday, cook announced what he called the next chapter in apple's story at the same venue where steve jobs introduced the macintosh 30 years ago. he unveiled three new products -- the iphone 6, iphone 6 plus, and apple watch. he also launched apple pay, a mobile payment system that aims to do something about the credit card. i am pleased to have tim cook at this table for the first time. welcome. >> thank you for inviting me. >> we have got much to talk about. you call it the next chapter. why? >> the apple watch is the most personal device we have ever created. i think it takes us into a whole different area. we had a -- we h

. >> jimmy: he's great, steve jordan. >> steve and i are great friends. we decided to make a record -- >> jimmy: are you going to release it? >> we've done it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not out yet, though, right? >> but it's not out, that's the difference. >> jimmy: keith, you have to at least let me know about it. i know you've done it, but i didn't know anything about it. so you've got to let me know. >> the thing is, the stones are working and i don't want to cross lines. so i have to wait, you know, for the stones to sort of say, "i've had enough for a bit." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i'll hit the spot. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. get your lime light. hit your spot. but in the meantime, you've written this great children's book. and you've had your fifth grandson, otto. congratulations. look at that. [ applause ] i mean, that's so cute. how cool is it to have keith richards as your granddad? >> he'll find out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he will. he really will, absolutely. i love that. you know what, i've always noticed -- the ring. you always wear that rin

nobu. >> steve: nobu. >> jimmy: nobu. >> steve: nobu. >> jimmy: nobu. >> steve: no boo-boo. >> jimmy: oh, yogi. >> steve: hey yogi. i like eating a nobu. >> jimmy: hey, nobu! hey, guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers ] it's fun, we use twitter on our show every single week. so, if you watch our show and you want to play along we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since it's my birthday tomorrow and i've been getting a lot of gifts -- [ cheers and applause ] i've been getting a lot of gifts, i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called #worstgiftever. and i asked you guys to tweet out the worst gift you or someone you know ever gave or received. we got thousands of tweets, within 15 minutes, it was a a worldwide trending topic. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you for those tweets. so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite worst gift ever tweets from you guys. the

i'm steve phelps with nascar. >> hi, steve. peter. >> hey, steve. steve koehl, skullduggery. >> hey, steve, how are you? welcome to our new york office. you know, marcus had asked me to take the meeting. this is a little bit unusual for us, but wanted to take the meeting to understand what it is about your company that you believe will help the nascar brand. >> let me go first. steve, why do you think nascar's good for skullduggery? [laughing] >> so, you know, we are in a really good spot at this particular point. the sport's growing. we're really trying to attract a much younger audience, a more diverse audience. you know, we're finding partners to invest with us in s.t.e.m. >> i'm sorry, ste--stem? >> s.t.e.m. science, technology, engineering, math. >> okay, okay. >> nascar is a technology-driven enterprise, and i think it's awesome that they want to attract kids through education. >> and so the question is, do you have something that you could focus on that? 'cause that's an important area for us. >> um, i'm havin'--you know, i had some meetings

steve said to you, don't ever ask yourself what does steve do, correct? >> he did. >> charlie: don't ask that. do what you think you need to do based on the circumstances that you face. so is apple becoming more open? i mentioned the fact that people who have great apps can do it for the watch. you're now engaged in partnerships with people like i.b.m. you've made an acquisition. tell me, where is apple doing? >> are we more open? yes. >> charlie: more engaged by partnerships? are we interested in enterprise because we can partner with i.b.m.? >> i think i.b.m., that's a great one to talk about because i think it will give you an insight into how we look at things. this is probably different than the past is we look at these products and the ipads that aren't here and we think we can change the way people work. we've changed the consumer's life. we've changed the way students learn and teachers teach. but when you get to the working environment, the change that we've made to us isn't significant enough. so we begin to ask ourselves why? why haven't we don

steve? >> i think we have two threads and i think i want to stick with the authority thread so we finish that. i'm happy to defer to steve first. >> short points. short points. one of the interesting things is administrative law in the tax areas quite settled. and especially now that we've imported sally into the tax world, we've got it made. the mayo case said it didn't matter how long a statute sat out there. it can change its mind. so the point of length really is irrelevant. second, yes, there is a specific regime to address earnings stripping by foreign companies generally. and there's a specific regime to address a variety of issues dealing with u.s. companies that invert. but the 385 debt regime was left in place throughout. in 1989 when the specific regime was added for interest stripping, congress also amended 385 and left in place the full authority. indeed, if you look to the legislative history of 163 j they elude when they grant treasury authority to address guaranteed debt as a

steve: you gonna pass or play? >> we gonna play it, steve. steve: "we gonna play." [indistinct] laura, hi, darling. >> hi. steve: well, let's do this. you should never tell a woman she looks what? >> old. >> yeah. steve: old. >> whoo! steve: all right, caleb. let's go. you should never tell a woman she looks what? >> ugly. >> yeah. good answer. good answer. steve: ugly. >> yeah, baby.

and steve keeley heard the song. >> so steve, are you mad at me. >> so everyone thought it was steve at first. >> well, let's bring in steve keeley. maybe he can give some advice to q about how to handle, how do you handle being married to a jenn frederick? >> report mike, lets clears up some confusion, they resemble q at all? >> maybe little bit. >> very pail. >> yes. >> i'm pail in the morning. >> little bit? all right. well, q, here is how you can say. they get your brains from you, that's a given. >> the problem, i got roped into the whole frederick marriage thing, every time she talks about her husband, which is every live shot she does, she doesn't just say my his like everyone else does, she has to say my husband stevement and his name is steve and that's why my life has been living hell ever since she started saying that all the time, then i always say there is give me some credit people, here is my line now to the public, six times a day when they ask me. i say not enough beer in the world? not enough viagra in the world. and then i get laughing. >> oh, my gosh. >> really? r

>> steve: yeah. i met him a long time ago. >> jimmy: gosh, i never met the guy an he's exactly what you think he is. he's grumpy but he's really, really funny. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's created some of the best comedy in television history with "seinfeld" and "curb your enthusiasm" and now -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: he's coming to broadway. he's coming to broadway. he's going to star -- he wrote this thing "fish in the dark." larry david is here, you guys! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love the guy. i can't wait. plus, she is the biggest supermodel in the world and one of the nicest people i've ever met. gisele bundchen is stopping by. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i always say bun-chen. i've known her forever, but i always say gisele bun-chen, but is it "bundchen?" gisele bundchen? [ laughter ] >> steve: it's bun-chen, because you're american. >> jimmy: i'm american, thank you higgins. yeah. and we have great music from jeez