cheering, and no one really believes this is saving the artificial intelligence. far from it. it's seen more as a p.r. exercise that has achieved a very important thing. we are having a discussion about artificial intelligence, which is a serious business here between you and sebastian. i think that's very good news indeed. >> we're talking about -- >> go ahead. >> as george mentioned, havi having -- that's one very small act of intelligence, if you can even call it intelligence. it's just -- you know, we used to have very lofty ideas of intelligence as george says, but now the folks see very, very specific parts and just tricking a few people that you're talking to a boy instead of a computer is a very, very small challenge. it doesn't actually help you have rational thoughts. it doesn't help you drive a car. it doesn't help you do these useful things. it's also worth noting that in this case the judges knew they were talking to a computer, and they knew they were judging a xur. computer. so there's a lot of bias there. it's not a huge breakthrough. >> if it only

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