yes. >> judge judy: you're an idiot. >> okay. >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. the people are real. the cases are real. the people are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. captions paid for by cbs television distribution 26-year-old patrick smith is suing his ex-girlfriend 18-year-old sales clerk elizabeth hall for loans, rent, eviction fees, and harassment. >> byrd: order! all rise! your honor, this is case number 17 on the calendar in the matter of smith vs. hall. >> judge judy: thank you. >> byrd: you're welcome, judge. parties have been sworn in. you may be seated. gentlemen, have a seat. >> judge judy: how old are you, mr. smith? >> 26, ma'am. >> judge judy: and you're 18? >> yes. >> judge judy: she was your girlfriend. she became girlfend when she was 17. you're no longer involved. you claim she owes you the balance of a loan that she made for a car. you borrowed the money from your grandmother in order to give to her. you've since paid your grandmother back. she's paid back $400 o

. >> judge judy: i don't care about your time. >> ...my expertise. >> judge judy: i don't care about your expertise. >> announcer: he lost nothing... >> judge judy: you take in a partner and you lose her money. that sounds like an awful stroke of bad luck for ms. maldonado. >> announcer: ...and he can prove nothing. >> judge judy: what is this garbage that you're showing me? >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. the people are real. the cases are real. the people are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. captions paid for by cbs television distribution 24-year-old valerie maldonado is suing her father's former friend, carlos navarro, for an unpaid loan to start an online music business. >> byrd: order! all rise!

not guilty. >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. the people are real. the cases are real. the people are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. captions paid for by cbs television distribution robert brown is suing kathryn carter and her son, 18-year-old john berrisford, for stealing his scooter and stripping it for parts. >> byrd: order! all rise.

and the driver's-side door and kept going. >> judge judy: who wrote down the license plate? >> i did. >> announcer: a driver evades responsibility. >> judge judy: this lady's gonna tell me that it wasn't her car. it just so happens to be the same type of car that is reported to the police. >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. the people are real. the cases are real. the people are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. captions paid for by cbs television distribution kevin desermia is suing cary mccorkle for a hit-and-run accident on the freeway. cary claims kevin has got the wrong person. >> byrd: come to order! all rise!

yes. >> judge judy: you're an idiot. >> okay. >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. the people are real. the cases are real. the people are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. captions paid for by cbs television distribution 26-year-old patrick smith is suing his ex-girlfriend 18-year-old sales clerk elizabeth hall for loans, rent, eviction fees, and harassment.

. >> judge judy: i don't care about your time. >> ...my expertise. >> judge judy: i don't care about your expertise. >> announcer: he lost nothing... >> judge judy: you take in a partner and you lose her money. that sounds like an awful stroke of bad luck for ms. maldonado. >> announcer: ...and he can prove nothing. >> judge judy: what is this garbage that you're showing me? >> announcer: "judge judy." you are about to enter the courtroom of judge judith sheindlin. the people are real. the cases are real. the people are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. captions paid for by cbs television distribution 24-year-old valerie maldonado is suing her father's former friend, avarro, for an unpaid loan to start an online music business. >> byrd: order! all rise!

. >> jimmy: judge judy perhaps. yeah. >> judge judy, please. they've not paid for this. for the rats. >> jimmy: he's not paid for this. he got rid of the rats. they didn't pay him. >> oh, he'll take the children then. so that's an overreaction. >> jimmy: so he takes the children. then i forget the ending. >> that is it. [ laughter ] the ending is all the children get taken. so what is that telling you? if you're not connected to a a divine force, as demonstrated by the pipe. the pied piper is connected to a magical world. if you forget the most important things you'll lose what you value the most. because otherwise it's a story about a weird guy who steals a a lot of children. and i don't want to try to promote that on your show. >> jimmy: no, no. you've already done enough of that. thank you very much. "russell brand's trickster tales", you guys. if you want to pick up this book here. [ cheers and applause ] i have a trickster game i'd like to play with you. >> i'd like to. >> jimmy: yeah? you'll play with me. i'm going to play a game with russell brand after the break.

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you go to a fancy law school and judy will. if you start off at a low level court then you're probably going to stay there. there is not now a good system for identifying promising judges at lower levels and promoting them to different courts at higher levels which isn't necessarily a disaster. into united states there was no systematic way of identifying promising judges at lower levels and promoting them to higher levels. countries like japan and germany do have civil servant judiciaries like that. so at the same time there is a bit of a problem because the decision endorses another good thing which is to say we should have a system whereby more seeing and experience people from outside the judiciary committee latter into it and they're looking at the american model where you have seen it experienced lawyers, for example, to at the peak of their career will then get a federal appointment and move sideways into the federal judiciary. there's a lot to be said for this idea but the problem is it contradicts the idea of having th

judy said hillary is no reagan or churchill no matter what you think. and you are no one whatsoever. well, i wasn't comparing her to either. just that she shouldn't be and wasn't be judged by lines on her face is that of substance of their policies. and another says you are becoming more stupid. john says stop defending that communist, hillary. my vote is that you will probably vote for her. ben, you make a shallow point brilliantly. and another says that there should be a certain department of politics and rand paul just crossed it. your finished at fox now after an attack on michele bachmann, and now this nonsense. and look at the bright side. msnbc will hire you. and another says there's always wal-mart, you would be a great reader. and jackson says i applaud your strong and your bosses do not. well, they know very well that personal attacks are wrong and they have seen it happen to them and relate to what i see here. and no one in my nearly 20 years at fox has ever told me to say anything. and they must know that i'm on meds and everything else and