>> steve: r2! [ laughter ] i don't know why people do this sort of thing, but i heard that the mayor of seattle actually pardoned a tofu turkey last week. a tofurkey, which was nicknamed braeburn. yeah. it got even weirder when he said, "now, fly away." [ laughter ] well, if you're getting together with your family this thanksgiving, you might want to listen to this -- starbucks announced that some of their stores will remain open on thanksgiving, because "starbucks stores are a a gathering place for the entire community." yeah, they're right. people who go to starbucks are like a familiar family. in fact, we got our hands on the list of so far which members of the starbucks family are coming to thanksgiving at starbucks. of course, let me show you -- the barista with the stretched earlobes. he's gonna be there. [ laughter ] he'll be there. yeah, yeah, he's coming. he rsvp'd. also attending, the woman who pretends she doesn't know that she's cutting a line of 15 people. [ laughter ] "what? what? i

>> steve: yeah. so yes and yes. >> jimmy: in alaska they say, "have you ever put a slayer cassette in a teddy ruxpin to freak out your little brother?" if you've done it, you'd know. yeah. and finally, in washington, d.c. they ask, "have you ever worn cargo shorts to a funeral?" [ cheers and applause ] and you know, based on that, you'll get the right answer. >> steve: they can extrapolate. >> jimmy: sorry about -- sorry about your loss, bro. [ laughter ] check this out, guys. some researchers in the uk have determined that the song "wannabe" by the spice girls is the catchiest pop song, after most people could identify the tune in just 2.3 seconds. or just long enough to say, "turn it off." [ laughter ] i thought this was interesting. according to a recent study, babies hear three times as many words from their mothers than they do from their fathers. three times, yeah. my wife heard that. my wife was like, "that's so fascinating." i was like, "cool." [ laughter and applause ] a weird story here. i

>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we'll go head to head in game of face-breakers. then on friday, jay leno returns to the "tonight show" and it's gonna be so fun! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: last night we were joking, we were saying, if he was watching, we were asked if jay would do some stand-up 'cause he's one of the best stand-up comedians out there. and he said, yes. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so on friday, jay leno will do some stand-up as well as whatever he wants to do on the show. and he's -- jay, are you on the line? [ leno impression ] >> steve: hey, jim what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just want to make sure we're all set for friday. i'll see you friday? [ leno impression ] >> steve: yeah yeah yeah, i'll be there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you'll be there? [ leno impression ] >> steve: yeah yeah, i'll be there. >> jimmy: all right, man. i appreciate -- [ leno impression ] >> steve: don't worry about it, buddy. [ laughter ]

>> steve: come on! >> jimmy: don't do that. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: i saw this video on the internet the other day, it made me laugh. last week someone decided to do a ukulele cover of a vance joy song. and it was pretty soothing. check it out. ♪ ♪ i was scared of pretty girls and --♪ you [ bleep ] ass [ bleep ] get off! [ laughter and applause ] [ bleep ] damn, you cat! [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the cat was like -- then her dog was like, "well the cat wasn't wrong." [ laughter ] hey, come on. guys i guess this is a good thing, but whole foods is introducing a new system that will label its produce good, better and best. depending on the supplier's farming practices. good, means no pesticides, better means environmentally friendly. and best means still not worth five bucks for an apple. [ laughter and applause ] i'm sorry. i'm sorry. [ applause ] that's -- five bucks for an apple? >> steve: come on, five bucks? >> jimmy: we, we -- put the best we feed our tre

>> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we have, boy, do we have music tonight. >> steve: there's more? >> jimmy: yeah, there's more good show tonight. i'm so psyched she's here. i'm like the biggest fan. i love her. she's so tall. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't know. >> steve: she's a tall drink of water. >> jimmy: really tall. 8 feet 9 inches. >> steve: are you serious? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think, yeah. >> steve: that's very -- are you -- you're bad with distance. >> jimmy: i'm bad with distance. i'm near sighted in one eye and the other eye, they other eye got lazy. >> steve: you have no depth perception. >> jimmy: i have no depth perception. >> steve: he doesn't act lazy on purpose. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not lazy on purpose, yeah. and she's just awesome and cool. we love her. i-g-g-y, iggy azalea is here. >> steve: who dat, who dat? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's australian. >> steve: she is. >> jimmy: she's a very mysterious girl. >> steve: she's very f

>> steve: yeah, i do. yeah. from family feud. >> jimmy: here you go. >> steve: just sign your name right here. >> jimmy: i know. i'm thinking of my name again. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a dessert. your name is a dessert. >> jimmy: man, whip cream boss. >> steve: no. [ buzzer sounding ] >> jimmy: i don't know, i don't know. >> steve: sandwich boss. popcorn boss. >> jimmy: he is good. he makes good cakes. >> steve: he's a boss of cakes for god's sake. >> jimmy: i know. i know, man. you ever met cake ceo. >> steve: oh, yeah. that guy's rough. that guy is rough. >> jimmy: unbelievable, yeah. can't arrest that dude. >> steve: no, that dude cannot be arrested by any court. >> jimmy: thank you, mcdonalds's, for bringing back the mcrib. presumably because the cdc was too busy dealing with ebola. hurry up, quick. no one's looking. no one's paying attention. we formed it in the shape of bones. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: yeah, that makes sense. >> steve: it's all cool. >> jimmy: thank you, scale, for being like a mirror,

." >> steve: what? >> jimmy: it really rolls of the tongue, miaow. >> steve: me-ow. >> jimmy: miaow. it's a manual for kittens, strays and homeless cats translated from feline by paul galico. not calico. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: why not just change it to -- you're writing a book about cats, take a message from jeff carless. >> steve: yeah, come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jeff carless knows how to do it, paul. >> steve: "my names galico, not calico." >> jimmy: "don't make fun of my last name. a whole book about calicos by paul galico." [ laughter ] i can't help people. here's another pet book. people love pet books. well this is sort of a pet book. this is "painting pets on rocks," by lynn wellford. great book. "hey, jimmy, there's something wrong with your basset hound. it won't stop staring at me and it's not moving at all." [ laughter ] "oh, you mean toby? he's actually a rock that i painted to look like a basset hound because i'm a completely normal human being." [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm writing a b

all ages can play. >> steve: kids love it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: from 9 to 90. >> jimmy: exactly. also, a company in california says that they plan to start selling 3-d printed liver tissue by the end of this year. and today, doctors released a a statement calling it "gross." [ laughter ] [ as sara ] "ew! [ cheers and applause ] the printer's jammed! there's liver jammed in the printer. i still have to print out my book report!" [ laughter ] [ normal voice ] and finally, a nursing home in new jersey is making news for selling a calendar that features its residents in the nude. you can tell the models are old because miss april's picture actually ends in june. we have a great show. give it up for the roots, right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you so much! it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead tomorrow night. he was the host of the "tonight show" for more than two decades. jay leno will be here. [ cheers and applause ] so excited. and i think he might even do a a little standup for us. he is one of the best out there. so that will be

. >> steve: you're not the best actor. lll >> jimmy: why would i want you to say that? [ laughter ] bu they would give me lines to repeat like pete and bobby, and i would say a line like, "can i have a coke?" they go, "jimmy say, 'can i have a coke?'" can i have a coke? "jimmy, say it like a human would say it to another human." [ laughter ] can i have a coke? "can i have a coke?' say it." [ laughter ] can i have a coke? and then i'd just keep saying it. and then i look over and they're not even filming. they're just like laughing at me. [ laughter ] they just wanted to play around and have fun. i should say i had fun this weekend. i went to, i was over in boston, i was at the garden, the t.d. garden. we did "comics come home" for dennis leary. [ applause ] a great charity for neely house. cam neely. funny, funny comedians. it was amazing, great comics out there. i just it was -- too many to even mention. but so many funny jokes. but i got to meet the boston bruins. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and they're big dudes. especiall

unbelievable. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> steve: wow. that's the first time a man has shown an usher a seat. anyway -- here's how we will play. you'll each be picking a a category. and then, you will try to get your partner to guess as many words or phrases in that category as you can in 30 seconds. the team with the highest score, after we clear the pyramid, is the winner. any questions? >> jimmy: well -- >> steve: great! here are the categories! [ laughter ] tonight, we have "get on your feet." "it's not easy being green." >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: "forget about it." "what about bob?" >> jimmy: okay. >> "it's a numbers game." >> okay. >> jimmy: and "ew." [ laughter ] jeff, why don't you pick the category. >> i've got usher, so i'm going with "get on your feet." >> steve: "get on your feet." [ applause ] these are popular dance moves. popular dance moves. >> oh, god. >> 30 seconds on the clock. and go. >> the robot. >> one. [ ding ] no, forget that one. oh, this one. >> the moonwalk. >> yep. [ ding ] >> oh, geez. >> jimmy: yeah, you got

>> steve: are you saying that i ate the car? >> yes. >> steve: oh, my friend, why? >> because -- >> steve: because i'm a fat man, is that it? [ laughter ] >> no, no, that's not it. >> steve: i am a fat man, i will admit you that, my friend. give me a bite of that fiddle faddle! >> no! >> steve: i want that fiddle faddle! >> no, forget it, man. >> steve: give it to me! >> it's mine. >> steve: give me the fiddle faddle! >> no! >> steve: give it to me! give it to me! >> no, no, no! [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, my god! [ laughter ] oh, god. >> steve: does anyone have a a cola? >> you've killed him! you've killed him! >> steve: oh, i see, stewart. blame the fat man! [ cheers and applause ] >> come on. >> jimmy: steve higgins, right there, ladies and gentlemen. >> come on. >> jimmy: you ate the chocolate car. >> he ate the entire chocolate car, and i believe there was -- then he sang opera about it. he sang a song that was -- ♪ blame the fat man >> i think a few weeks later he ate an entire reproduction of the city of manhattan made out of cheese. [ laughter ] >> ji

steves: grazie. here in this great city of art, there's no shortage of treasures in need of a little tlc. this is beautiful. how old is this panting? woman: this is a 17th-century painting. steves: from florence? woman: we don't know. -maybe the area is genova. -steves: genova. each shop addresses a need with passion and expertise. fine instruments deserve the finest care. grand palaces sparkle with gold leaf, thanks to the delicate and exacting skills of craftspeople like this. a satisfying way to wrap up an oltrarno experience is to enjoy a florentine steakhouse, which any italian meat lover knows means chianina beef. the quality is proudly on display. steaks are sold by weight and generally shared. the standard serving is about a kilo for two, meaning about a pound per person. so, both of those for four people? woman: yes. steves: the preparation is simple and well established. good luck if you want it well done. man: i am hungry, yeah. oh, look at this. ah! steves: oh, beautiful. [ laughs ] man:

they got off. >> steve: they got off. >> jimmy: those guys got off. [ laughter ] >> steve: could've used the jog strap. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: finally, this is pretty embarrassing. during his attempt to set the record for longest uninterrupted weather report last night, our pal al roker accidently left his microphone on while he used the bathroom. [ laughter ] and he said, "live stream has a a new meaning." [ laughter ] although, at his age, i think it's more like scattered showers. [ laughter ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. thank you so much for watching us, you guys. hey, you guys, mark your calendars. u2 is going to be here all next week. we got -- [ applause ] u2, they've got a new album. "songs of innocence", u2 is here all next week. [ irish accent ] "songs of innocence" is the name of the new record. that's it right there. when you open it, it talks. >> steve: does it really? >> jimmy: now listen. [ speaking foreign language ] songs of innocence. always after me lucky charms

>> steve: he's not here. wait. is he still here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: oh! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, neighbors that give out apples on halloween, for basically saying, "here, throw this at our house later." [ laughter ] >> steve: here you go, kid. >> jimmy: we'll give you the ammo. >> steve: toilet paper. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you the logo for the 2018 world cup in russia, for looking like if pablo picasso painted a norelco electric shaver. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful, beautiful, magnificant. ♪ jimmy: thank you, mounds candy bars -- for being almond joys that have been neutered. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey. woah. they don't like that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, new study that found lizards who have sex earlier in life die sooner for proving that most older lizards suffer from reptile dysfunction. sad. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] two lizards in two bathtubs holding hands. [ laughter ] >> steve: playing pool. >> jimmy: they're in a blues band. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, daylight savings time, for kicking off the half of the year when the clock on m

right there. >> steve: ca ching! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get to some politics here. i saw that yesterday c-span set up a phone line for undocumented immigrants to call in, share their perspective on the immigration debate in the u.s. although it got awkward when the immigrant said, "can i call you back? i'm going through a tunnel." [ laughter and applause ] that's a good one. that's a good one. you write that one down. write that one down. i'll give you five minutes. that's a good one. a little controversy here. i have to say controversy 'cause russell brand is here tonight. a little controversy here, there are reports that before the midterm elections republicans may have broken campaign laws by using twitter to exchange internal polling information. on the bright side, though, that's not the worst way politicians have shared their polls on twitter. [ laughter and applause ] i've seen it -- >> steve: anthony weiner. anthony weiner. >> jimmy: guys, i thought this was interesting. new reports found that 48 member

if the steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on studio 1.0, and he, golden globe and academy award winner aaron sorkin. thank you for being here. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world. >> i appreciate it. >> he just wrapped the last, third and final season of newsroom. >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> tell me about the process. >> i love serious television. the schedule is for roche is and you have no time -- is ferocious. you have no time so you have to write even when you're not writing well. >> newsroom has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share of critics. had you deal with that? >> what i write is not going to be everybody's cup of tea. you learn that pretty early on and you do the show for people who like it. >> the media is obsessed with ratings, criticized for being too sensational. >> i think that my

>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're talking about the new nbc show that she produces called "a to z." and there might be a holiday medley. maybe. [ audience oohs ] never happened before. >> steve: ever. >> jimmy: ever. >> steve: never. >> jimmy: you never know what's going to happen. >> steve: it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's just -- the whole thing is insane. >> steve: just giving thanks. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: thank you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: also, guys, we're going to be cooking. what are you going to do with these turkey leftovers? you got all these leftovers. "oh, make a sandwich." yeah, i know. we got that. we have different ideas. we got a genius here tonight. cooking up some turkey leftovers with chef tom colicchio, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] top chef! he knows what he's talking about! >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: sandwiches, please. that's easy. i don't know. i don't know. today is thanksgiving. you know, it's a day of giving thanks. so, i thought, you kno

with a steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on "studio 1.0," emmy, golden globe, and academy award winner, aaron sorkin. aaron, thank you so much for being here. >> it's my pleasure. >> it's great to have you. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world, by the way. >> it's a nice intro. i appreciate it. >> thank you. you just wrapped the last, the third and final season of "the newsroom." how do you feel? >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> talk to me about that process. >> i love series television. but the thing about it is that the schedule is ferocious and you have no time. so the worst part about it is that you have to write even when you're not writing well. and then you have to point a camera at it, and then you have to broadcast it to a lot of people. >> "newsroom" has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share o

i apologize guys. >> steve: wow. that got ugly. >> jimmy: how totally embarrassing. [ laughter ] here we go. quest? [ music starts ] ♪ ♪ what are you saying there? whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. you saw what i did to merchant. you don't want this! ♪ ♪ [ music stops ] [ laughter and applause ] >> take it, take it, take it. >> steve: oh tie! tie! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. last round. high-ya >> high-ya. >> jimmy: last round, here we go. >> steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: two people get it. you get it. two people lose. >> steve: three -- four men go in, one go out. [ music starts ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ah! [ music stops ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: the losers again! >> losers. we're the losers! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. mark ruffalo, stephen merchant. [ cheers and applause ] d.j. questlove, steve higgins, tariq. stick around for more of the "tonight show", everybody. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ have a cuervo. have a sensitive side. just don't have any regrets

you spoke with steve jobs. did you ever speak to mark zuckerberg? we met with senior facebook people and said we are doing this movie, would you like to cooperate in the making of this movie. badly wanting them to say no, which is what they did. we need them to say no because if they did cooperate, the integrity of the movie would be compromised. the movie i think human eyes tim and away. if you were over 35, you thought it was a cautionary tale. if you are under 35 he thought it was a rock star that did what had to be done to achieve his dreams. i don't think anyone would be comfortable with a movie being made about who they were when they were 18 to 20 years old. and i thought mark was an incredibly good sport about it. >> would you have changed the way you wrote the character? >> i've never written anything where i would like to have it back and better. i haven't really seen the movie since it came out. i don't like to visit these things. we made the movie that we wanted to make and it came out well. jobs, the rest of the world may not agree. but

>> steve: really? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, turkeys, for being really well fed all this week and probably thinking, "man, november is the best!" [ laughter ] >> steve: man, this is the best! what, more food? >> jimmy: i'm stuffed! >> steve: i can't eat anymore. alright, just a little bit. wait, what? >> jimmy: jim purdue? >> steve: what are you doing with that knife? >> jimmy: did purdue make turkeys? or just chickens? >> steve: mostly chickens but i'm sure they produced turkeys. i'll look it up. nope. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the best in the biz, dude. thanks. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, snapchat logo for showing me what it'd look like if the liberty bell had sex with a ghost. [ laughter ] that's it. ♪ thank you, tying my shoe on an escalator, for being the closest i'll ever come to being in an action movie. [ laughter ] oh my gosh. coming up to the end. done! [ cheers and applause ] no! it's moving. ♪ thank you, male ladybugs for being the metrosexuals of the insect world. there you guys have

if the steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on studio 1.0, and he, golden globe and academy award winner aaron sorkin. thank you for being here. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world. >> i appreciate it. >> he just wrapped the last, third and final season of newsroom. >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> tell me about the process. >> i love serious television. the schedule is for roche is and you have no time -- is ferocious. you have no time so you have to write even when you're not writing well. >> newsroom has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share of critics. had you deal with that? >> what i write is not going to be everybody's cup of tea. you learn that pretty early on and you do the show for people who like it. >> the media is obsessed with ratings, criticized for being too sensational. what is your perce

with the steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on studio 1.0, emmy, golden globe and academy award winner aaron sorkin. thank you for being here. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world. >> i appreciate it. >> he just wrapped the last, third and final season of newsroom. >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> tell me about the process. >> i love serious television. but the thing about it is the schedule is ferocious and you have no time. you have no time so you have to write even when you're not writing well. and then you have to point a camera added and broadcasted to people. >> newsroom has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share of critics. had you deal with that? >> what i write is not going to be everybody's cup of tea. you learn that pretty early on and you do the show for people who like it. >> the media today is

with a steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on studio 1.0, emmy, golden globe and academy award winner aaron sorkin. thank you for being here. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world. >> i appreciate it. >> you just wrapped the last, third and final season of newsroom. >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> tell me about the process. >> i love serious television. the schedule is for roche is and you have no time -- is ferocious. you have no time so you have to write even when you're not writing well. >> newsroom has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share of critics. had you deal with that? >> what i write is not going to be everybody's cup of tea. you learn that pretty early on and you do the show for people who like it. >> the media is obsessed with ratings, criticized for being too sensational. >> i think that my

with a steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on "studio 1.0," emmy, golden globe, and academy award winner aaron sorkin. aaron, thank you so much for being here. >> it's my pleasure. >> it's great to have you. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world, by the way. >> it's a nice intro. i appreciate it. >> thank you. you just wrapped the last, the third and final season of "the newsroom." how do you feel? >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> talk to me about that process. >> i love series television. but the thing about it is that the schedule is ferocious and you have no time. so the worst part about it is that you have to write even when you're not writing well. and then you have to point a camera at it, and then you have to broadcast it to a lot of people. >> "newsroom" has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share of