jimmy john's, i don't get that one. i don't know how much training goes on in terms of making those sandwiches and delivering those sandwiches, but you know what? if you sign that agreement you have to abide by it. >> two things. you make a really good point about raising this issue. let's face it. we sign contracts and we have attorneys and is such to look at our paperwork. but when you go to work at a place like jun jimmy johns, you're not expecting it and most people probably don't even read it. i think you're right to say this will bring more attention toits and people will pay attention. as far as your wife with the nail salon, let me tell you something, i have pushed a pedicure stretched it by about three weeks because i was going to l.a. and there's a lady there that i love 1k3 i waited to see see her. any final thautsdz on this situation here that we're seeing? >> well, the final thought again, both sides, the employer i understand it. the employee? open your eyes and know what you're signing. if you don't like

-- >> jimmy: called him john john. >> yeah, john john. >> jimmy: we were talking about the elephant man. >> we were talking about "the elephant man" and then we totally broke down and the machine stopped completely. >> jimmy: i seriously haven't laughed that hard in my whole lifetime. >> and the thing that's like, not -- people at home didn't quite see was that you guys lost it, and the audience lost it. it was like this communal thing of everybody just completely lost it. >> jimmy: it started getting hot. it was like 90 degrees in here. everyone was like -- everyone lost it. it went off the rails. and we couldn't even get to talking about it because we were wearing these dumb wigs. the more tragic the story, the funnier it became. i apologize for not being professional. but gosh, you were -- congratulations. >> oh, thanks. you know, the funny thing about it is, i do the play, then afterwards, sometimes, there's a crowd outside to sign. and 90% of the people talk about the jimmy fallon show and that thing. i'd just come off and they had just seen this sort of very tragic story on st

-- >> jimmy: called him john john. >> yeah, john john. >> jimmy: we were talking about the elephant man. >> we were talking about "the elephant man" and then we totally broke down and the machine stopped completely. >> jimmy: i seriously haven't laughed that hard in my whole lifetime. >> and the thing that's like, not -- people at home didn't quite see was that you guys lost it, and the audience lost it. it was like this communal thing of everybody just completely lost it. >> jimmy: it was freaking hot. it was like 90 degrees in here. everyone was like -- everyone lost it. it went off the rails. and we couldn't even get to talking about it because we were wearing these dumb wigs. the more tragic the story, the funnier it became. i apologize for not being professional. but gosh, you were -- congratulations. >> oh, thanks. you know, the funny thing about it is, i do the play, then afterwards, there's -- sometimes, there's a crowd outside to sign. and 90% of the people talk about the jimmy fallon show and that thing. i'd just come off and they had just seen this sort of very tragic sto

. >> jimmy: absolutely. john-boy from "the waltons". >> so basically, the first -- one of the first things in this new season, i have this big fight scene. and he shows up as a member of the fbi. and i have to kind of beat him up. and our camera boys were like, "you have to take the gun and point it at him and say, 'good night, john-boy'." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: just for one take, you got to do it. "good night, john-boy." [ imitates gun fire ] yeah. what type of training do you do for that show? do you just like -- because i always think these are choreographed fight scenes. these are really you. i cant tell. in some of the scenes, yeah. >> we do a lot of krav maga training. do you know krav maga? >> jimmy: no. are you making it up? [ laughter ] >> we do krav maga, which is kind of the closest thing -- well, it's what the russians were trained in doing. and i am obsessed with this girl, avi, who teaches it. she's so femme fatale. >> jimmy: is it like flipping? is it like judo? >> it's kind of li

jimmy good. john barron second and tom robeson third and separated by less than a point point. comic division. murray comic club wins again 17 in a row in 79th year. winning comic brigade in good timers and that was miss mummerdelphia and fancy division in the hand some costume category matt layton third with ghost dance and king jockey category in-er isp of holy grail wins and winchberg brigade celebration in mega brigade riverfront with broader theme and captain wins there too and frogy car second. another chapter ends in this great philadelphia tradition. live in south philadelphia at the mummer's museum i'm steve thank you brian. >> my privy tloj set next to you for a couple hours. thank you. and a job well done. >> more to come. this man has a smile across his face when this kid did to his mom when she asked him to cleanup. >> and police on high alert and what's being donna cross the country. keep officers safe in the wake of last month's deadly shooting in new york city. and for the first time we're hearing from the captain of that greek ferry that caught former new york

: then john mccain was like "i told you that in confidence." [ laughter ] very awkward. very awkward. i thought this was interesting here. in a recent interview, president obama said if he could have any superpower he would choose the ability to speak any language. then they asked putin what superpower he would want and he said "america." [ laughter ] that's right, obama said if he could have any superpower he would want the ability to speak any language. you know, so everyone in the world could tell him he picked the lamest possible superpowers -- [ laughter ] that's what you picked? i can understand you, citizen. [ laughter ] this comic book is awful, mom. i want to put this in the basura. [ laughter ] this week joe biden spoke about the difficulties of sitting behind the president during the state of the union address. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god. come on, man. it keeps on giving. he's a gift that keeps on giving. >> jimmy: what is he talking about? the difficulties of sitting behind the president during the state of the union address. he said it's hard to keep

i have one of john garfield and one of steve mcqueen. and he said, "did you just put that up there because i was coming over?" [ laughter ] and i said, "no." but i wanted to make it special for him. so, he came over and i had dinner and offered him a drink. and i said, "what do you want to drink?" and i made sure i had all the stuff because i don't know what he drank. and he says, "i'll have a a vodka." i said, "what do you want?" then he goes, "a [ bleep ] quail sandwich. i just want vodka." [ laughter ] he was like -- >> jimmy: you're like, okay, all right. it's james caan. just give it to him, man. >> yeah, that broke the ice. >> jimmy: don't mess with that guy. >> he had a couple vodkas and we saw, i showed him the movie and he actually loved it. you know, we tried to make our own version of the movie. it's inspired by the original. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> but it's different. you know, the original, it was all about the gambling and the thrill of gambling and the -- you know, the unknown of whether you're going to lose or not. and

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joe theismann and john reagan. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. those were great teams. >> but then an orioles fan. >> jimmy: do you have an opinion on balls? [ laughter ] >> i get more and more interested in this deflated ones. [ laughter ] no -- >> jimmy: as you get older? [ laughter ] >> as i get older. i wonder if they're going to talk about the balls hanging too low in the next game. no. >> jimmy: i wonder sometimes if the story would even be as big a deal if the word balls wasn't involved. >> some of it i don't get, because they're all playing with the same balls, to use the phrase. >> jimmy: not really, though. because the offensive team will -- they get -- they bring a dozen balls, and they play with the balls -- this sounds ridiculous. [ laughter ] i'm trying not to be 8 years old. but they play with their own balls, is what i'm trying to say. >> the more you talk about this, the more ssa. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] that's a real thing, by the way. let's not make light of that. that's a real condition. that one man is suff

. >> john, jimmy, smile and say hi. >> hi, mom. >> those are my boys. >> mom, look at me. i'm going to be a little bit late for school today. i was too busy, you know, killing some girl. >> you are about to see a dark and disturbing drama that will end in a shallow grave. >> we're burying you alive. you are going to die. >> her eyes glow because of the setting on the camera. what you're seeing on this video, is it a kidnapping? a crime? or were these actors in a sick, amateur movie, a movie this young woman was acting in? >> are you starting with me? dude, i'm blushing. i appreciate that. >> killer number one. thank you, i'll be here all weekend. >> killer number one. the driver. jimmy. >> trav is travis payea, part of a group of young men who rented this dingy party house in flint, michigan. 19-year-old danielle taylor is a cashier for a fast food restaurant. she comes over late one night in 2002 to visit travis. suddenly, she is wrestled to the ground. >> hold her. >> her hands and legs bound. travis payea is behind the camera. >> what the [ bleep ] did i do? >> nothing.

>> steve: finally. >> jimmy: big deal. i messed up. >> steve: it's not as bad as dick poop. >> jimmy: leave me alone. >> steve: she's got two dirty words together. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. ♪ thank you, paddington, for looking like the raccoon from "guardians of the galaxy" dressed up as the murderer from "i know what you did last summer." that's just perfect. [ laughter ] perfect. i got it. ♪ thank you, benedict cumberbatch, for sounding less like a movie star and more like something a a british guy would order for brunch. [ laughter ] [ british accent ] "i'll have the benedict cumberbatch, please. thank you very much." >> steve: one? >> jimmy: the whole batch. like a cumberbatch of them. yeah, thank you." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, people who record live concerts with phones, for basically telling everyone you that you bought $200 tickets so you could make eight people on instagram jealous. yeah. we get it. you're going to see billy joel. we get it. he played "piano man." yeah, i know. [ laughter ] >> steve: i got it

we had john legend perform. >> jimmy: come on! >> no, no, seriously. and -- [ laughter ] we had guy, super group, guy. >> jimmy: yeah! >> reunited. we had questlove deejay. >> jimmy: questlove deejayed? >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's always a fun party. >> no, it was amazing. the highlight would have to be the dance-off. >> jimmy: you had a dance-off at the wedding? >> it was "you got served part 8." it was amazing. [ laughter ] it was good. >> jimmy: did you participate in the dance-off? >> of course. come on, no. it was good. >> jimmy: how is your husband? how's dwyane -- dwyane wade? >> god has given him many gifts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's never a good way to start off someone -- >> dancing is not one of them. >> jimmy: really? >> inside, he is usher. [ laughter ] and then what happens from the brain to his extremities is like a toddler just learning to, like, bend and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think i've kind of done that. it's kind of my move as well. >> it's precious, you know. >> jimmy: congrats on that. i'm so happy f

if you look back in history, of course, the adams, john and john quincy, grover cleveland, jimmy carter, they were president and then they achieved a role or position in the minds and hearts of the american people that exceeded the elective office they had sought. i think bob has reached that position. bob is loved and appreciated not so much for what he did, even though he is truly respected for that, but who he is. the stance he is willing to take, the positions he's willing to advocate that sometimes are not popular, sometimes a against majority opinion sometimes against his own party, but always true to himself and his own inner compass. bob, i think you have achieved that role. even though you are part of that greatest generation, the thing that really makes you special is the kind of human being that you are. you will always be remembered and loved and revered in this institution. you will always be appreciated by the american people. for those of us in this chamber, you will always be our colleague, our friend, our leader, and one of america's favorite sons. ladies and gentlemen,

. >> steve: my back 40. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to pretend i'm a john deere tractor so that you can ride me around the plow -- the field. [ laughter ] what? it's a farm euphemism for sex. yeah, i know. >> steve: sexual intercourse. >> jimmy: i know what it is. yeah, yeah. hey this is exciting. the girl scouts announced that they're adding three new cookies this year. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why. they don't have to. what's the one with the caramel and the coconut? that's the best one. >> audience: samoas! >> jimmy: that's my jam right there. you can stop right there. anyways they're adding three new flavors, including rah-rah raisins, and two gluten-free flavors. [ applause ] even jehovah witnesses are like, if they ring the door bell, pretend like we're not home. raisins. [ laughter ] >> steve: rah-rah raisin. >> jimmy: rah-rah raisins. the girl scouts announced they are adding three new cookies, rah-rah raisins, trios, and one called toffee-tastics. yep. now those are just the ones that got approved. it turns out that there are plenty of other cookies out there tha

. >> steve: my back 40. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to pretend i'm a john deere tractor so that you can ride me around the pla -- the field. [ laughter ] what? it's a farm euphemism for sex. yeah, i know. >> steve: sexual intercourse. >> jimmy: i know what it is. yeah, yeah. hey this is exciting. the girl scouts announced that they're adding three new cookies this year. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why, they don't have to. what's the one with the caramel and the coconut? that's the best one. >> audience: samoas! >> jimmy: that's my jam right there. you can stop right there. anyways they're adding three new flavors, including ra-ra raisins, and two gluten-free flavors. [ applause ] even jehovah witnesses are like, if they ring the door bell, pretend like we're not home. raisins. [ laughter ] >> steve: ra-ra raisin. >> jimmy: ra-ra raisin. the girl scouts announced they are adding three new cookies, ra-ra raisins, trios, and one called toffee-tastics. yep. now those are just the ones that got approved. it turns out that there are plenty of other cookies out there that didn't m

papa john's. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars opposite julianne moore and alec baldwin in the new film "still alice", which opens in select cities on january 16th and nationwide in february. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kate bosworth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh my gosh. the bos! kate bosworth! >> my friends in high school called me "the bos". >> jimmy: i love "the bos". i always call you "the bos". i don't know why. i don't even know you that well. i don't mean to bully you. >> literally, i'd hear it from my teachers from my friends down the hallway, "hey, bos!" >> jimmy: "hey, bos." that's right. you grew up in boston, right? >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. "hey, bos, get over here." >> good to be back. >> jimmy: you're in boston, but you're not a -- i saw you on twitter, you're not a patriots fan. you're a cowboys fan. >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! i like that. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> well, i'm glad you didn't do the cowboys and packers superlatives, by the way. i'd have to defend my team. >> jimmy: but the cowb

even if jimmy carter is concerned about the security concern, getting the president there in 36 hours in a big event with a million people. >> have you thought of that? >> it's not easy for the secret service to do that instantly. clearly, they should have sent somebody bigger than ambassador. >> thank you. >> nice to see you. >> me too. >>> a multi-million dollar fight between martin luther sing jr. >>> first in oklahoma, a water break. water shot 30 feet into the air. officials say no one was injured. we'll be right back. but... chocolate is my other favorite... but apple cinnamon is my favorite too... and fruity... oh yeah, and frosted! okay, but...what's you're most favorite of all? hmm... the kind i have with you. me too. i've been coloring liz's hair for years. but lately she's been coming in with less gray than usual what's she up to? root touch-up by nice'n easy... has the most shade choices designed to match even salon color in just 10 minutes. with root touch-up, all they see is you. well, a mortgage shouldn't be a problem your credit is in pretty good shape. >>pretty good?

when you look back in history, of course, the adamses, john and john quincy, grover cleveland and jimmy carter were presidents, and then they achieved a role or a position in the minds and the hearts of the american people that exceeded the elective office they had sought. i think bob has reached that position. bob is loved and appreciated not so much for what he did, even though he truly is respected for that, but for who he is, the stands he is willing to take the positions he is willing to advocate, sometimes that are not popular, sometimes against the great majority opinion sometimes against his own party, but always true to himself and to his own inner compass. bob, i think you have achieved that role. even though you are part of that greatest generation, the thing that really makes you special is the kind of human being you are. you will always be remembered and loved and revered in this institution. you will always be appreciated by the american people. for those of us in this chamber, you will always be our colleague, our friend, our leader, and one of america's favorite sons. l

john sees a links between their conspiracy, and the address in rhino deaths. >> if there's no profit, poachers don't go into the wild. the fact that jimmy and felix helped to create the market, made them morally culpable. for those people, it will purchase rhino horns. it would suggest that they have blood on their hands. >> do you think the sentence and fine is enough to send a message to the rest of the people in the industry that they shouldn't be doing it. >> in my opinion i don't think it's relative to the scale and magnitude. this is a huge industry, a big problem. if we are going to deter this activity, the penalties need to be a lot stronger. >> you hear the big bus for criminal activity or drugs, but you don't hear a lot about the industry. rhino horn is literally like equivalent to a fingernail. >> it's keratin. >> i couldn't believe the value hand. >> i know. >> that is unbelievable that something to meaningless can sell for so much funny, and cause so much strife. >> i think that's the crux of the the issue here. is that folks at the for examplics lab -- forensics lab, the

. >> jimmy: some day is rappin' duke. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this guy used to rap like john wayne. listen, you got to google it because it's pretty funny, man. i got to say "top five" -- everyone i talked to that has seen the movie says it's the funniest movie they've seen all year. but one of the funniest movies they've ever seen, period. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on this. you wrote it. you directed it. you star in it. [ applause ] >> i -- >> jimmy: you rapped on it. >> yeah, man, i cooked. i put up the lights. [ laughter ] i did what i had to do, man! >> jimmy: what made you just want to go, "oh, this is the movie. this is what -- this is the next thing i want to do." >> i just -- you know what? i was -- i just didn't have a a movie. you know? i was like -- i was sitting on the set of "grown-ups" having a a good time. "grown-ups 2." but i wasn't, like, involved. i felt like james harden on okc. you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] like, i got more game to give. >> jimmy: let me get -- give me all the -- >> give me the ball! >> jimmy: give me the ball. >>

lower back that says, "better ingredients, better pizza, papa johns." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> after i win, i'm going to find 100 jimmy fallon look-alikes, put them in a room together, and throw you the world's creepiest surprise party. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: after i win, i'm going to go to egypt, wait for a tour group to arrive, then walk out of a pyramid in my bathrobe, grab a newspaper, look at everybody and say, "get off my property you touristy bitches!" [ cheers and applause ] >> after i win, i'm going to pick up a phone like i do in the movie "taken" and say, "i will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you." [ cheers and applause ] except this time, i'll be talking to waldo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's not even alive! after i win i'm gonna buy you a a 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. when you are done finishing it, when you finish it, it's just going to be a photo of me giving you the middle finger. [ laughter and applause ] >> that's fighting talk, jimmy! >> jimmy: i had to say it. >> after i win, i'm going to borrow your car

jimmy rollins hits hollywood tonight. what he has to say about wearing dodger blue for the first time. >>> this is the xfinity sports desk brought to you by xfinity, your home for the most live sports. >>> and i'm john clark. don't worry flyers fans goalie steve mason will be at the morning skate tomorrow so we're guessing he's going to be available to play against the capitals. he left practice today because he was sore. he had an mri, but hextall says it has nothing to do with his back. the sixers won their first home game of the season on monday night. it is too much to ask for a two-game winning streak at home? here we go with the milwaukee bucks starting out fast. look at this dunk. they're up 8 early on. nerlens noel was a bright spot for the sixers posting up and the foul. milwaukee way too tough. they cruise by 20. they beat the sixers 97-77. brown says it was their poorest game of the season. temple visiting tulane. second half under three minutes to go. jesse morgan, three-ball. they beat tulane 64-56, that's si

chris christie and jimmy jones or john boehner and nancy pelosi? >> i don't know, man, that's pretty good right there. nancy pelosi wants none of that whatsoever. >> none of that. >> the oversized gavel. it's a prop gavel. >> it is he's lurching forward. don't ever do that. they either come to you or you just don't go. >> that's right. you learned that right? >> i learned that in 5th grade. they either er come or they just deny. >> it took you until 50. >> you know we hadn't seen the frame before this maybe it was misinterpretation, maybe she moved in. and then last minute we have all been there. the person turns their head. >> she set him up. >> maybe. >> that happens. >> the hand really knocks down that theory because the hand isn't in an embrace. >> she is cleely pushing, exerting force. >> all right. i will break this up. you guys can get a diagram. >> there it is. >> oh now, come on. >> here's the thing, though she gave him a little pat afterwards, a little pat. if we have that one more time that was her being gracious. i do not want you in my

the broncos and head coach john fox have mutually agreed to part ways. the assistant coaches have been told they are free to look for jobs. >> i like that development with penn state and joe paterno. >> common sense, use that money to help kids. >> an historic climb happening right now at you samiti park. >> terror on the metro as smoke fills a train. that is the top trending story on wjla.com. new information and the search for the lyon sisters. >> we have an encouraging update about two climbers attempting a truly global ruling -- truly grueling climb at yosemite national park. they have been climbing the wall of el capitan. caldwell is less than 1000 feet from finishing this free climb. that means they are only using ropes to prevent false. they are using their feet and fingers to climb. the rope is just there to prevent a fall. >> is that a little crazy? >> they just sleep on the mountain? >> i guess so. latte or au lait? cozy or cool? exactly the way you want it... until boom, it's bedtime! your mattress is a battleground of thwarted desire. enter t

john: so he's gutsy, they could do what putin has done to a bunch of tycoons. >> right, and jimmy lie is a hero, born in china had nothing, says that he received a chocolate bar from a stranger instead of loose change when he was trying to carry bags in a train stationment the taste of chocolate made him realize there is a better future than what existed in china. he emigrated to china, built the company, the rupert murdoch of hong kong, and impressive to see him so principled in advocacy for free markets he's taking the public stand now. john: and gives money to the occupy central movement. i hate that they use the occupy term, the occupy movement in america is often so stupid. and libertarians have second thoughts about putting all our eggs in this movement because it's just about voting. >> right the organization that we work with in hong kong is called the lion rock institute and they've been very focused on economic policy those types of reforms. they think this is a decision -- >> really what makes people prosper. >> that's what made hong kong so special. there is an undercurren

pat cadell former pollster for jimmy carter. all right, i want to go to you first, john. we have got these news of these threats that have come in the form of this nine-minute video now. you heard peter reporting. he said eric holder said we have to finding extremists without stereotyping. you shook your head, why? >> the because stereotyping is the same thing as what used to be called racial profiling. all these attacks, a, are done by just muslim not just muslim men, they're muslim men and women. if you're the police, the security forces you're going to narrow down who you're looking at to mostly muslims. sorry, but we're at war with islam. >> it's the profiling of lifestyle, it's a cultural profiling. >> and we had a tip on. >> the absence of the president today is an -- is a horrific signal to the world. i mean symbols matter. tension matters. the president didn't know, not even the vice president who often fills those roles is running behind. when the united states is supposed to be central. but the policy of this administration is not to acknowledge islamic terroris

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. >> jimmy: thank you for letting us be a part of that. omar epps, watch his show "resurrection" on abc sunday nights. 9:00 on abc. we'll be right back with music from steel panther! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. trading-in or selling your car, truck or suv? webuyanycar.com takes the hassle out of selling in just 3 easy steps. one, get your free online valuation. two, book an appointment. and three, pick up a check at your nearest buying center. ♪ find out how much your car is worth ♪ ♪ at webuyanycar.com >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: look at this, i got a new bow tie, thank you very much. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: nicely done. i want to thank kaley cuoco-sweeting, omar epps, i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is coming up next. but first, here with the song "if you really really love me," steel panther! ♪ if you really really really