i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome back to the 10th annual "after the oscars" spl. ♪ >> jimmy: hello and welcome back to the tenth annual "after the oscars" special. john travolta is coming and not only that, what you see behind me is something we've been working on for quite some time. cisco built us this huge, unbelievable video wall. we call it "the wall of america." and here it is, for the first time. [ cheers and applause ] so, these people you see are looking in on us live from their homes. hello, how you doing? we have new york, indiana, new york again. let's talk to candy in chicago. hello, candy. how are you? there you are. what's going on with your friend there? >> she's putting in the password. >> jimmy: did you just have an oscar viewing party? >> we did. my girlfriend has an amazing screening room downstairs. we were watching it down there. >> i see you have diplomas all over the wall. are these your i.t. guys at home? >> believe it or not, yes. >> jimmy: oh, hello, there. let's see who else we h

>> did you say jimmy and the kimmels? not jimmy kimmel, but like -- >> yeah, like lie witness news. >> why not? why not? >> do you like the band jimmy kimmel just made me lie for like 15 minutes? >> yes. >> what do you think about the band so much marijuana. >> i like marijuana, i lot an of marijuana. so so much marijuana is a good name for a band, and also we need to pass this law in texas, 2015 legalize marijuana in all 52 states, period! >> jimmy: well done. we have a lot of fun here tonight. we have music tonight from spoon. gary clark jr. is here with the cletones. director robert rodriguez is here. we are live from the long center in austin, texas. we'll be right back julia louis-dreyfus. so stick around! ♪ ♪ whoo-hoo ♪ whoo-hoo >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the ibm global entrepreneur program. innovate a new way, and together we'll change the world. ♪ droid by motorola. when it matters. droid does. exclusively at verizon. get $100 off when you trade in any smartphone. t

>> did you say jimmy and the kimmels? not jimmy kimmel, but like -- >> yeah, like lie witness news. >> why not? why not? >> do you like the band jimmy kimmel just made me lie for like 15 minutes? >> yes. >> what do you think about the band so much marijuana. >> i like marijuana, i lot an of marijuana. so so much marijuana is a good name for a band, and also we need to pass this law in texas, 2015 legalize marijuana in all 52 states, period! >> jimmy: well done. we have a lot of fun here tonight. we have music tonight from spoon. gary clark jr. is here with the cletones. director robert rodriguez is here. we are live from the long center in austin, texas. we'll be right back julia louis-dreyfus. so stick around! ♪ ♪ whoo-hoo ♪ whoo-hoo >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the ibm global entrepreneur program. innovate a new way, and together we'll change the world. ♪ droid by motorola. when it matters. droid does. exclusively at verizon. get $100 off when you trade in any smartphone. a

>> dickey: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, cate blanchett -- from "secret and lies," ryan phillippe -- and music from joywave. with cleto and the cletones. and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. oh, hey. quick question. this tie i'm wearing, do you think this is blue and black? [ laughter ] or just ugly? i don't know. any of you get involved in this online thing about the dress? well, obviously. first of all, i want to say i had nothing to do with it. a lot of people were blaming me. i wish i had, it was a huge thing. my wife and her mother got in a fight about it thursday night. the dress caused a lot of arguments over the weekend. if you don't know what i'm talking about, someone posted this photo to tumbler. it's a two-tone dress. the woman who posted it said her friends couldn't agree what color it was. 24 hours later half the people in the world couldn't agree

may i just say, jimmy kimmel, you are a f'ing piece of [ bleep ]. oh, i guess i should have not -- [ laughter ] drop dead, you f'ing douche bag. jimmy kimmel's blatantly clear you were handed a script by people who make billions from vaccines, how very original of you, #sellout. jim crossed the line, those doctors should have their licenses revoked. sick, off the air, you puppet. jimmy kimmel is a disgusting boil on the ass of entertainment. ignorant. you're an idiot. there's just as many doctors that are against vaccines. no, there aren't, but -- [ laughter ] fear not, my stupid little sheep, i'll keep you distracted from the realities of this world and i'll lead you fearlessly. to your slaughter. [ laughter ] one more. jimmy kimmel is worse than the priest abusing boys and bill cosby drugging girls. so you see people are taking a reasonable approach to this. [ laughter ] some of these people are demanding that i apologize. which i of course will not do. some are saying i'm attacking families with autism. which is nonsense. because i happen to be i

he appeared on jimmy kimmel live. the mean tweets comedy segments have celebrities reading hostile tweets about himself. >> obama's hair looks greater i don't know why us he doesn't seem to be worried about what's going on. >> president obama's appearance on the show fulfilled a commitment he made after he fulfilled a commitment last year. watch jimmy kimmel on "action news" at 11:00. i tweeted out a link so you can watch all the mean tweets. >> the jeans tweet i thought was funny. >> a major drug bust goes down inside a train station near pittsburgh. >>> a 7-year-old boy born with a partially developed right arm receives a surprise courtesy of ironman himself. >> new this morning police believe a medical condition caused a bus driver to crash into a house in florida. firefighters in west palm beach worked frantically to free the man behind the wheel. he was only one on board the bus. one person was asleep in the house, he was not hurt. >>> restaurants can delivery beer to your home up to two 6 packs. the delivers wil

. >> reporter: prayers at a vigil for the two injured officers president obama un"jimmy kimmel" saying it's understandable but violence is not. >> what had been happening in ferguson was oppressive and objectionable and was worthy of protest, but there was no excuse for criminal acts. >> reporter: bazi kanani, abc news, washington. >> all right, bazi thank you so much as always. >>> tensions seemed to be cooling a bit in ferguson. >> scott withers is live on the phone. scott, good morning to you. 24 hours ago we weren't sure exactly how the protest would turn. is it much calmer now? >> reporter: it really is. a lot has changed in 24 hours when it comes to the protest. significant sdifrps in just one day. small group of people turned out here in ferguson than the night before but also a lot more peaceful and i think it all started with -- what struck the tone was the prayer vigil that was led by local ministers and pastors that kind of started the night off and calmed the situation down at least temporarily. calmed the situation down because those are the people that then marched down t

next on jimmy kimmel chelsea clinton have a great >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chelsea clinton. adam carolla. and music from zac brown band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let us say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. this is our first show back in l.a. after a long and wonderful week in austin, texas. they say austin's weird. that's like the slogan of the town. this morning i saw spider-man and spongebob fighting over half a chalupa. spongebob won. we had a very good time in austin. guillermo, what was your favorite thing about austin besides the museums, obviously? >> guillermo: oh, jimmy. the people are very nice. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> guillermo: the good, the drinks, and the ladies. >> jimmy: right, okay. is that how you recounted the vacation to your wife? >> guillermo: no. only food. >> jimmy: only good, okay. i think texas may have broken my stomach. i really do. how many pounds you think i gained? i think we were there f

mike all of us hear i'm dan on jimmy kimmel kevin hart enjoy mike all of us hear i'm dan on jimmy kimmel kevin hart enjoy the show. see you tomorrow >> dicky: from austin, texas -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin hart brad paisley matthew mcconaughey and tomi fujiyama with cleto and the cletones. and now, word back y'all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. howdy, austin. thank you. thank you. welcome to the beautiful long center, centrally locate the in the weird and wonderful city of austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy for here. we are here for a whole week because that's how long it takes to get to the front of the line at franklin's barbecue. i told you i would come back and i did. i have returned, like general patton. [ cheers and applause ] i promised. that while we were here, no brisket will go unmosquitoed, no queso will go undip ped, no single horn logi while we are here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got here friday night. so far, i have eaten at pearla's, jeffrey's, a ola may, 3:00 a.m. pizza from home sli

. >> the president becomes the guest in chief tonight on kimmel. we have a preview. >> and the a list actor who made a a splash open the peninsula. how he helped a local troop of girl skoychlts i'm 7 news meteorologist sandhya warmer pat he were into the weekend. let you know what day flirts with ♪ with kaiser permanente you'll connect with your doctor any time anywhere. another way care and coverage together makes life easier. ♪ become a member of kaiser permanente. because together, we thrive. ♪ >> warning tonight about 5 consists of hepatitis a in napa county. 2 of the cases involve workers at bank cafe and bar in the westin hotel. anyone who aided those 2 restaurants between february 9 and 26 may have been exposed. health officials said risk is low. hotel is sending notice out to gechlingt hepatitis a is liver infection. usually transmitted person to person comedian will ferrell play baseball all star for a day taking the field in every position. he played for 10 different team including the giants and the a's. he's catching for the giant

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chelsea clinton. adam carolla. and music from zac brown band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let us say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. this is our first show back in l.a. after a long and wonderful week in austin, texas. they say austin's weird. that's like the slogan of the town. this morning i saw spider-man and spongebob fighting over half a chalupa. spongebob won. we had a very good time in austin. guillermo, what was your favorite thing about austin besides the museums, obviously? >> guillermo: oh, jimmy. the people are very nice. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> guillermo: the good, the drinks, and the ladies. >> jimmy: right, okay. is that how you recounted the vacation to your wife? >> guillermo: no. only food. >> jimmy: only good, okay. i think texas may have broken my stomach. i really do. how many pounds you think i gained? i think we were there for eight full days. how many pounds? >> gu

uh preesh -- >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "american idol", jennifer lopez. keith urban. harry connick, jr. from "man seeking woman," eric andrÉ. and keith urban performs. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. i had an interesting night last night. after we taped our show here i raced over to a studio about a mile away from here to be on the bachelor after the final rose special where the bachelor and his new fiance come out of hiding, like ground hogs. and they announce the new bachelorettes. bachelorettes are going to have two this season. and at the end of the first episode, the guys in the house are going to pick one of them, and she alone will be the bachelorette. which a lot of fans seem to be upset about it. they say it's women compete. when you get down to two, no. anyway, i was there last night to give the bachelor, chris, and his fiance whitney an engagement gift, because he's a farmer, i gave them a cow, a live cow, which was a joke. but i w

cowboys' quarterback >> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from the dallas cowboys, tony romo. comedian hannibal burress. dale watson. and music from james bay. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: llo, everyone. very nice. hello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. well, friends, we are in austin, texas, at the long center, amid a sea of cheers. oh, man. that's very kind. i appreciate that. by the way, do you like our neon sign? [ cheers and applause ] you know, we stole them, all of them were stolen. how we doing in l.a., we want something, we just take it, simple as that. i've been here in texas since friday night. i've been away from l.a. five days. i've already forgotten what kale tastes like. i eat my vegetables tried now as god intended. [ cheers and applause ] i have now consumed everything your city has to offer. my body is dangerously close to no longer being considered a temple. this is how i know i have a problem. last night when

>> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "american idol", jennifer lopez. keith urban. harry connick, jr. from "man seeking woman," eric andrÉ. and keith urban performs. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. i had an interesting night last night. after we taped our show here i raced over to a studio about a mile away from here to be on the bachelor after the final rose special where the bachelor and his new fiance come out of hiding, like ground hogs. and they announce the new bachelorettes. bachelorettes are going to have two this season. and at the end of the first episode, the guys in the house are going to pick one of them, and she alone will be the bachelorette. which a lot of fans seem to be upset about it. they say it's women compete. when you get down to two, no. anyway, i was there last night to give the bachelor, chris, and his fiance whitney an engagement gift, because he's a farmer, i gave them a cow, a live cow, which was a joke. but i w

but his appearance on kimmel is not going to be all serious. >> kimmel introduced mr. obama as, quote, the first kenyan born muslim socialist ever elected president reading hostile twittered comments about himself. >> a 30 rack of coors light is $23 now at sun stop. thanks, obama. [ laughter ] how do you make obama's eyes light up? shine a flashlight in his ears. [ laughter ] that's pretty good. >> when mean tweets was over the president quipped you should see what the senate says about me. >> also kimmel couldn't help but bring up a favorite issue of his. >> i go to drugstores or the supermarket. >> right. >> and this, for instance, is a receipt from cvs. this is a receipt for one snickers bar. [ laughter ] >> let me see this. let me see this. >> this seems to me -- >> excessive. >> yeah, to be excessive. now, there's the snickers bar up there, and the rest are just coupons and junk. can you do something about this? [ laughter and applause ] >> you know, actually 25 cents off batteries. [ laughter ] >> he was great last night. now, the president was the first ever sit

>> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from the dallas cowboys, tony romo. comedian hannibal burress. dale watson. and music from james bay. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hunker down, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. very nice. hello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. well, friends, we are in austin, texas, at the long center, amid a sea of cheers. oh, man. that's very kind. i appreciate that. by the way, do you like our neon sign? [ cheers and applause ] you know, we stole them, all of them were stolen. how we doing in l.a., we want something, we just take it, simple as that. i've been here in texas since friday night. i've been away from l.a. five days. i've already forgotten what kale tastes like. i eat my vegetables tried now as god intended. [ cheers and applause ] i have now consumed everything your city has to offer. my body is dangerously close to no longer being considered a temple. this is how i know i have a problem. last night whe

obama revealed to kimmel he doesn't text. and the biggest laughs came when the president became the latest celebrity to star in kimmel's mean tweets segment. >> is there any way we can fly obama to some golf course halfway around the world and just leave him there? well r.w. surfer girl i think that's a great idea. >> you actually cooked. >> mr. obama's appearance on kimmel was to raise money for the democratic national committee in los angeles. and you can watch jimmy kimmel, weeknights at 11:35, after abc 7 news at 11:00. >>> it's 5:54. let's check out the weekend weather forecast. it's a scorcher sort of. >> near record-high temperatures. you better believe it. now, san francisco's not the only place celebrating st. patrick's day. we have it in dublin. 36th annual st. patrick's celebration. starts with the green and white gala tonight. and the parade, pancake breakfast, all sorts of stuff. 54-82 saturday. and 50-76 sunday. it will be cool for the 5k in the morning. wind advisory across so-cal. upper 70s, low 80s through th

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i appreciate that. very kind. that's very nice. it's too much. thank you. well, that's very sweet of you, i do appreciate it. i'm going to tell you something. we've been here since, what, friday night we got here? i'll be honest, i don't know if i'm going to survive the week. [ laughter ] i'm dying. i've been eating too much, i've been drinking too much. last night was the night i was planning to rest. i was going to go to bed early so i could finish the week strong. instead, i went to willie nelson's ranch. [ cheers and applause ] not a place for relaxation. my cousin sal and i talked tony romo, who is our guest on the show last night -- [ cheers and applause ] -- into going to a charity event at willie's an hour away from here. we do the show, we get something to eat, god forbid i miss a meal here. we cram into my car. there's a group of guys and somehow tony and i wind up in the way back seat where you put

i love jimmy kimmel. i think he is hilarious. i don't know if that is the first place you go to comment on situation where two police officers have been shot in ferguson missouri. >> initially bernie, we know the president stepped to the podium when the first initial incident happened monthsing a. the president stepped up to the podium. he made a pretty strong statement. people were upset. i remember he upset put seemingly police on moral equivalent as the protesters. >> right. >> how do you think he handled it last night. >> you do not preface outrage no qualifiers with regarding to outrage of shooting of police. i don't care what it is. react way eric holder reacted in this particular instance. are punks. cops are only thing separating us from chaos with civilized people. without the cops it is wild west. it is civilization has ended. you do not say, well yeah, what happened in ferguson was oppressive. however you shouldn't, you should say those punks would hunt you down like joe biden said find you to ends of the earth. that i

it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin hart brad paisley matthew mcconaughey and tomi fujiyama with cleto and the cletones. and now, word back y'all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. howdy, austin. thank you. thank you. welcome to the beautiful long center, centrally locate the in the weird and wonderful city of austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy for here. we are here for a whole week because that's how long it takes to get to the front of the line at franklin's barbecue. i told you i would come back and i did. i have returned, like general patton. [ cheers and applause ] i promised. that while we were here, no brisket will go unmosquitoed, no queso will go undip ped, no single horn logi while we are here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got here friday night. so far, i have eaten at pearla's, jeffrey's, a ola may, 3:00 a.m. pizza from home slice. [ cheers and applause ] cheeseburger from holy cow. and a shea z banana cream pie fare lunch. so i

the question joked about them with jimmy kimmel. these are substantive questions and go to the heart of the problem with her candidacy. she is not somebody seen as being honest, as being forthcoming and forthright. that will raise a lot of questions. and democrats importantly are asking those questions. melissa: they are. let's throw up that chart one more time so we can look at some of the other folks in there. it is tough. if somebody knows you they may not like you. look at joe biden. thank goodness a lot of people are familiar with him. i'm frightened not everybody is familiar with him because set vice president. i want to talk to those folks that didn't recognize his name. >> right. melissa: he is flat. basically at zero on net favorable as many people like him as hate him. you look down at somebody like elizabeth warren, i think is likely contender, no matter what she says to hillary clinton. her familiarity is lower than 50%, but her favorability is positive. she looks viable. what do you think? >> i think she certainly looks

ask now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. it's not that i'm unappreciative. i'm glad you're here. i mean, i think i mean i'm glad i'm here. anybody from new york, east coast here in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] talked to one of my friends in new york this morning, he said they've officially had as much as the snow, twice today than they expected. schools were closed, people were slipping on ice. he said it's terrible. i told him it was 77 degrees here today. he hung up on me. sorry. you know, the only thing that's frozen here in l.a. are our foreheads. austin is close to breaking its all-time record for snowfall. they've had 106 inches of snow so far this winter. people who parked on the street haven't seen their cars since christmas. the cold is the work of what the weather channel has dubbed winter storm thor. which means marvel really pi

he appeared on jimmy kimmel. the mean tweets comedy segments has celebrities reading hostile twitter comments about themselves. >> obama's hair is looking greater -- grayer these days, i can't imagine why us because he doesn't seem one bit worried about what's going on. >> there any way to fly obama to a golf course halfway around the world and leave him there. >> he fulfilled a commitment after he postponed the segment last year. >> i think a lot of people would like to be flown halfway around the world and left at a golf course. >> ironman visitors a brave little boy and he finds out who the real super hero is. >> the search is on to for the murderer who killed a father out walking his dog. we'll have a live update at 6:00 a.m. every cup has a story... dunkin' k-cup packs are my life. we're a good fit. a single serving for myself. it's pretty special. it is like having a dunkin' store in my home which is what i've always dreamed of. get two boxes of dunkin' k-cup packs for $16.99. your coffee, your dunkin'. wow

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matthew perry -- from the wwe, john cena -- and music from for king and country. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most likely, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you to all of you for coming. we have a lot to get to tonight. first up -- i need to take care of some local business. i'm a little bit perturbed. it's a national show, it's an international show, in fact. every once in a while we have to think locally and tonight is one of those nights. the end of march, we're at the end of march, it's almost april. we're well into 2015. and yet there's a house not too far from here, i drive by ever reonce in a while, i've been wait knowledge to mention this because i wanted to give them a chance to do something about it. this house still has not only christmas decorations up, a lot of christmas decorations up. not just the lights. look at this. this is the house here in l.a.

and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm glad you made it. i don't want to dampen your enthusiasm, i really don't. today happens to be one of my least favorite day of the year. it's the monday after daylight saving time starts. it's terrible. it throws me completely out of whack. 6:30 becomes 7:30, 7:30 becomes 8:30, what does 8:30 become? 9:30. i don't know why they do this. even if it is necessary, which it isn't, why do we have to spring forward all at once? can't we tipty toe forward one minute a day over two months? i am proud of myself. yesterday i got in my car, i looked at the clock, i'll admit it took 12 minutes to do it while i was driving but i did manage to adjust the time in my car one hour ahead. i've never done it on the day before. usually i wait until november and it gets back even. but i did it yesterday. i still haven't adjusted in any event clocks in my house. i'll need f

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, chef gordon ramsay. from "undateable," bridgit mendler. and comedian beth stelling. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming. thank you for watching. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm glad for your enthusiasm. did you know today's national pancake day? president obama this morning pardoned a pancake on the white house lawn. his wife won't let them eat them. national pancake day was established back in 2006 by ihop. which means it's an international holiday. they gave free pancakes to anyone that came in, which is a scary thing to do now that marijuana is legal in 23 states. a waitress could lose a hand. but hey, i have an idea. let's see in our virtual studio audience celebrated national pancake day. fire up our wall of america. these people are watching the show from their houses, their offices, wherever -- hello, everyone. how you doing? >> hi. >> hello! >> jimmy: see, they're all talking at once. let's start with sharon from manassas, virginia. how are you? >> how are you? >> jimmy: did

he reveals to kimmel that he doesn't test. and the biggest laugh came when he became the latest celebrity to take part in the mean tweets segment. >> is there some way to fly obama to some golf course around the world and leave him there. well i think that's a great idea. >> you actually cook? >> mr. obama's appearance came while he raised money for the democratic national committee in los angeles. you can watch kimmel right after abc 7 news at 11:00. his policies about high-tech is one thing. he had to fight to get his blackberry away from him. >> that is true. blackberry is sort of making a comeback. 4:54. >>> the warm temperatures making a comeback. >> absolutely. they'll make everybody green. you will enjoy it if you're going to the st. patrick's parade tomorrow. we'll be in the low 70s from 1:00 to 3:00. under a partly-sunny skies. so, grab the sun glasses. you'll need them. wind advisory today. look at what they're doing to the temperatures. 90 degrees in l.a. 92 in palm springs. 68 but cloudy in monterey. we'll have low

and now, fair warping, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm eligiblemy. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i don't know how you managed to get here. we've shut down hollywood boulevard for van halen tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i found it hard to believe. this is their first-ever television performance with their original lead singer david lee roth. [ cheers and applause ] their relationship is complicated but it doesn't matter. i was thinking about van halen over the weekend, listening to "jump." my favorite part is when he says, go ahead, jump. might as well jump. yeah you might as well. not like you had other things to do. van halen's been around for a long time. you know that teacher they're so hot for? she just went through menopause. the street outside is packed with thousands of fans. i heard there were 6,000 people out there. very excited. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo's out there. the fans are there. where is guillermo? oh, that's him. >> guillermo:

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- matthew perry -- from the wwe, john cena -- and music from for king and country. with cleto and the cletones. and now, most likely, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you to all of you for coming. we have a lot to get to tonight. first up -- i need to take care of some local business. i'm a little bit perturbed. it's a national show, it's an international show, in fact. every once in a while we have to think locally and tonight is one of those nights. the end of march, we're at the end of march, it's almost april. we're well into 2015. and yet there's a house not too far from here, i drive by ever reonce in a while, i've been wait knowledge to mention this because i wanted to give them a chance to do something about it. this house still has not only christmas decorations up, a lot of christmas decorations up. not just the lights. look at this. this is the house here in l.a.

president obama sharing his reaction last night on abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> whoever fired those shots shouldn't detract from the issue, they're criminals. they need to be arrested. >> reporter: police trying to track the gunman down closed in on this house yesterday just a few blocks from the shooting season questioning three people but still making no arrests. while last night a small group gathered by candlelight to play for peace and for those two officers. >> we must pull together. we must heal together. >> yes. >> reporter: who are now home from the hospital and recovering. there is a $13,000 reward for information leading to an arrest. attorney general eric holder says the justice department and the fbi may join in the investigation. live in ferguson, missouri, marcy gonzales, abc7 news. back to you. >> marcy, thank you. >>> we're going to shift gears now and talk about all systems go for a band preparing for big performance for st. patrick's day this weekend. ♪ the irish pipers are putting the finishing touches on routine for san francisco's st. patrick's day parade tom

. >> "jimmy kimmel live" at 11:35 after "action news." here is jimmy with a preview of tonight's very special show. >> thanks, here's a snippet of what we're up to tonight. >> ever drive. >> can i not drive. >> i'm able to drive but -- >> just because you don't have a birth certificate? [ laughter ] you've probably picked "five things" a million times without breaking a sweat. no problem. so the pennsylvania lottery changed the name of "quinto" to "pick 5". no sweat to play. pick 5. easy to play. simple to say. you've picked out four things before, right? one, two, three, four, and you're done. simple. so the pennsylvania lottery changed the name of "big 4" to "pick 4". it's that simple to play. pick 4. easy to play. simple to say. we thought our cable internet was fast. but, our uploads are half the speed of our downloads so our internet is really half-fast. so half-fast. someone did a half-fast job posting our vacation pics. when i post my slow jams, i'm a little half fast totally half fast stop living with half fast internet. only veri

and now, i'm warning you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. i appreciate that. it's a special day today. you know what today is? today is the 20th birthday of the frappuccino. the starbucks frappuccino. which of course is the beverage that revolutionized the way women wear yoga pants in public. the frappuccino, i didn't know this, was invented by two baristas not far from here in santa monica, 1993. it became an official part of the starbucks menu in 1995. the ceo of starbucks howard schultz wrote in his book, he said the story of the frappuccino epit myselves the entrepreneurial spirit we still have at starbucks. it's experimental, it's adventurous, it fires people up and engages their imagination. does it, though? seems like a coffee milk shake to me. anyway, to commemorate this momentous occasion starbucks is offering a birthday cake flavored frappuccino now u

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kimmel felt the president ready to ask for a few things. ask him to shorten the receipts we get at the store. >> the rest are coupons and junk. can you do something about this? [ applause ] >> you know, uh -- actually, 25 cents off batteries. >> that was good. president obama said he will keep the receipt, hopefully he will be working on that for us. >> jimmy is great. point that out. that's is funny. we all do get annoyed by the long receipts. >> we have to do the mean tweet thing sometime. >> think so. >> yeah, we get nasty stuff. >> inherit his mean tweets. >> let us borrow. >> borrow. probably the right word. >> all in the same family. after seven episode of fashion police under her belt, kathy griffin is leaving the show. >> the headline from the show after the fallouts guiliana rancic's racially insensitive remarks about zendaya's hair style. made the announcement on twitter. plenty to make fun of in pop culture without bringing people's bodies into it. i don't want to use the comedy to contribute to perfectionism and intolerance towa

. >> the president becomes the guest in chief tonight on kimmel. we have a preview. >> and the a list actor who made a a splash open the peninsula. how he helped a local troop of girl skoychlts i'm 7 news meteorologist sandhya warmer pat he were into the weekend. let you know what day flirts with record. packing should be simple like nature valley nut crisp bars. let's see if hikers are keeping it simple too. what's happening here? pack inspection station, just got to take a quick look in your bag. a tape measure? yeah. hiking? a tape measure? just in case. in case what? you can measure out the distance you've hiked but there's got to be a better way. i mean. stick to simple. nuts. seeds. sweetness. new nature valley nut crisp bars. boom. delicious. >> warning tonight about 5 consists of hepatitis a in napa county. 2 of the cases involve workers at bank cafe and bar in the westin hotel. anyone who aided those 2 restaurants between february 9 and 26 may have been exposed. health officials said risk is low. hotel is sending notice out to gechlingt he

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! snoelt ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: nangs y >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for coming. how many of you have been watching the college men's basketball tournament over the weekend? [ applause ] and how many are participating in an office pool? [cheers and applause] now of those participating in a pool at your office, how many filled out more than one pool sheet? more than one. shame on you and you and you. to me, this is unacceptable. the point of an office pool, i think, is to see who in the office can pick the most winners. it's not to make money from people you share a cubicle with. we have some people at our office, i found this out today, who filled out three pool sheets. one of them, and i won't say his name, but it's patrick frie right now he had villanova to beat kentucky. then he had kentucky to beat villanova. this guy's all over the place. unfortunately, villanova is out, which means patrick is out too. and i'm glad he is, because some of these people fil

and now, i reckon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. howdy. how are you doing? thank you very much. thank you for joining us here at the long center in austin, texas. that's very nice of you. well, that is greatly appreciated. i don't want to leave either but i have to leave because if i stay any longer my body will turn into brisket. and i will have no choice but to eat myself. i really do have to go home. none of my clothes fit anymore. my socks are even tight. that's when you know. i had to buy a new suit. my head is so fat i had to put a hat on it. when we get back to l.a. i'm going directly to zumba without hesitation. i'm going to miss being here, i'm going to miss all of you, i really am. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i have to say? i kind of feel like you guys should stop having fun when we leave. i don't like the idea of it going on without me. but we're not done yet. we're closing things out tonight in a big texas way with the great and powerf

his take on mean tweets with jimmy kimmel. >>> the bay bridge toll plaza, getting stacked up there. my name is tony sartorio. i'm a lineman for pg&e out of the concord service center. i have lived here pretty much my whole life. i have been married for twelve years. i have 3 kids. i love living here and i love working in my hometown. at pg&e we are always working to upgrade reliability to meet the demands of the customers. i'm there to do the safest job possible - not only for them, but everybody, myself included that lives in the community. i'm very proud to do the work that i do and say that i am a lineman for pg&e because it's my hometown. it's a rewarding feeling. >>> 6:40 on this friday the 13th. that means saturday the 14th, a festival in dublin. it starts tonight with the green and white gala at 6:00. it will be around 70 degrees. maybe 72. it's 9:30 to 5:00 on saturday. and 8:30 to 5:00 on sunday. 50 and 76. we have a wind advisory across so-cal until this afternoon. temperatures pushing 90 in l.a. and palm springs. upper 70s to low 80s. 69 in monterey. up in tahoe they're n

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jimmy kimmel leave next on channel six followed by night line. chelsea clinton and adam corolla and music from the zach brown band. "action news" continues at 4:30 with tamala edward, matt o'donnell, david murphy and karen rodgers for traffic. for cecily tynan and ducis rodgers, i'm jim gardner, good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- chelsea clinton. adam carolla. and music from zac brown band. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let us say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi everybody. i'

up next, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liam neeson. from "insurgent," octavia spencer. and music from awolnation. with cleto and the cletones. and now, after all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. this is a very big week for us here. tomorrow night on our show we get a visit from president obama which means that -- [ cheers and applause ] which means you just missed having to get a cavity search to get in here tonight. guillermo, have you been working alongside the secret service to make sure everything is secure for the president's visit? dpncht we're all good to go. >> jimmy: what have you fys been doing, what is the procedure so far? >> guillermo: we've been checking the doors, the exits and everything. >> jimmy: very good. we've got our top guy on this. by the way we have a great show for you tonight. liam neeson is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: r"run all night." you n

jimmy kimmel live is next. have a great weekend. >> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- willie nelson. colin hanks. and music from edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i reckon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

that's sports. >>> all right, jimmy kimmel next. and "action news" continues at 4:30 with pamela edwards, matt o'donnell meteorologist david murphy and karen rogers with traffic. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner. good night. >> "action news" is sponsored in part by -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin hart brad paisley matthew mcconaughey and tomi fujiyama with cleto and the cletones. and now word back y'all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice.