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. >> the dude behind the internet hit reveals how his sister hijacked his song. >> she decides to jump in on the best part of the friend song. i'm like she took my thunder. >> oh my goodness! >> i think this video is giving a lot of people goose bumps. it's gone viral because it is so sweet. what you have here is a canadian goose. >> how are you doing? are you lost? >> that's andre bachman talking to this goose in alberta, canada. he believes the goose is lost and he's concerned. i'm going to lead this goose to water. >> the weird thing about it, he looks lost, wandering going -- >> where is the water? >> where is the rest of its flock? usually they're all together as a group, you don't see them flying solitary so andre gets in his car and i thought he's going to put the goose in the car. no, no. >> no way. >> he followed him. can see it in the side mirror, it's following. >> is this a drone? is he are he motor controlling this thing >> crazy. >> andre stops because he thinks he's almost hit this thing. >> are you okay? yeah? are you okay? i almost hit you. i almost hit you. didn't? i?

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i'm thrilled to be your last dude. person. i just, i came on behalf of comedy, to say-- . >> jon: on behalf of comedy. >> yeah. >> jon: you're representing comedy. >> i represent all comedy. >> jon: uh-huh. >> just to say, you know, nice job. >> jon: thank you, my friend. i praerbt it. >> you're welcome. >> jon: louis and i started together. in fact, i have to tell you is the other night i went down to the cellar, the comedy cellar where i started. louis started in boston and then came down to new york and started working the cellar. >> that's right. you're one of the first guys i ever saw there the first or second comedian i ever saw there. >> jon: at the cellar. >> yeah, and you were so great. i was like who is this little jew, he's funny. >> jon: that was the original title of my act. little funny jew. it was like a-- i would dress up in overalls. i'm going to miss watching you on this show. but i think the most reliable way to take a good thing and make it go bad is to hold on to it too long. that's really-- . >> jon: i th

>> holy crap, dude. here we go. here we go. >> jimmy: tj, tj, this is an interview, this is not a roller coaster. >> i'm ready. i'm ready. let's do it! >> jimmy: no, tj, stop. tj, please -- >> whoa! whoa! >> jimmy: tj, hey. [ cheers and applause ] you're not on a roller coaster. >> whoa! this is awesome! whoa! >> jimmy: can you hear me? stop this. stop this right now. >> oh, jimmy! jimmy, come get on the ride with me. >> jimmy: this isn't a ride. >> no, just get on. just do it. >> jimmy: okay, fine. >> both: whoa! whoa! whoa! whoa! oh, that was amazing. >> jimmy: that was awesome. >> come on dude, you want to go again? >> jimmy: yeah, right after the monologue? >> yeah, definitely. [ cheers and applause ] our correspondent who always thinks he's on a roller coaster. [ laughter ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] good show tonight. heidi klum is here. carly rae jepsen and david oyelowo. some news for travelers, here. the tsa's airport body scanners have been s

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>>> dude almost 100 feet down in a cave with no oxygen tank. >> because he's free diving as well. >> heck no. see his frantic moves to escape when things go wrong. rare look at -- >> an eaglet who just learned to fly. >> why he might need to work on the landing and rally racer totally blows the left-hander. what happens when backing up just won't work. >>> and -- >> reach back and grab it. >> helene good-bye to workouts. you wouldn't look ridiculous at all doing this stuff in the office. >> ridiculous? that looks amazing. >> hold your breath, trust me. we are are currently underwater at jacob's well in texas, an underwater cave where a lot of people go diving. diego is approaching about 100 feet under the water. you don't hear any breathing sounds because he's free diving as well. >> oh, heck no. the sounds you're hearing are the ma mailian dive reflex, prevents your lungs from collapsing while you're diving. he's just lost one of his flippers. now he realizes he can't find it, he quickly turns around but he cannot get up to the surface with just one flipper all the while trying to h

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he's like, dude, sorry. it's just one of those ink thises. you know, that's kind of a byproduct of doing this and being in the spotlight i guess. >> the spotlight on the country star today. chris has a new single and upcoming al bull. the 30-year-old remained tight with his former tour mates. >> they're both good since every time i've heard from them. as good as you can be. >> we will for sure keep up with that. tomorrow, they are definitely the most famous newlyweds in the world and we are with jennifer p and justin. we'll ask all about their secret wedding and the story behind that muppet cake. we'll bring it to you of course tomorrow. >>> let's turn now to shannon dougherty's breast cancer lawsuit. is was a shock to learn she is fighting this disease. shannon claims her former management company is to blame. in the lawsuit filed today in l.a. superior court, dougherty claims her former management company let her health care insurance lapse in 2014. as a result, shannon didn't get a regular checkup giving her cancer the chance to spread. in

. >> oh, my gosh, dude! it's headed right toward us. >> devastating everything in their path. >>> and a terrorist bomb blows up a bar. >> i was laying in a puddle of beer and blood and broken glass. this is the closest i have ever come to death. [ screaming ] >> fighting for survival. >>> "caught on camera: life or death." >> an 1,800-horsepower race car going well over 100 miles an hour loses control, spewing sparks and flames. it goes flying straight toward a cameraman who stands paralyzed. april 20th, 2012. bristol, tennessee. the dragway best known as thunder valley hosts the american drag racing league's top sportsman's race. >> we go about 170 miles per hour in about 4.10 seconds. it's pretty crazy. >> meet 21-year-old drag race driver lizzie mussey. >> the feeling of sitting in the car, even warming it up, it's just, i love warming it up in the morning. just, i love it. >> and when she lines up to start -- >> we staged, we have two sets of golds up there. both amber lights come on and i have what is c

he's like, dude, sorry. i was like, i know, man. it's just one of those things. you know, that's kind of a byproduct of doing this and being in the spotlight i guess. >> the spotlight on the country star today. chris has a new single and upcoming album. both titled "i'm coming other." the 30-year-old remained tight with his former tour mates. >> how are blake and miranda doing now? >> they're both good since every time i've heard from them. as good as you can be. >> we will for sure keep up with that. tomorrow, they are definitely the most famous newlyweds in the world and we are with jennifer and justin. we'll ask all about their secret wedding and the story behind that muppet cake. we'll bring it to you of course tomorrow. >>> let's turn now to shannon dougherty's breast cancer lawsuit. is was a shock to learn she is fighting this disease. shannon claims her former management company is to blame. in the lawsuit filed today in l.a. superior court, dougherty claims her former management company let her health care insurance lapse in 2014. and a year pass before s

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dude! >> look at this. >> like he blew right past the police like he didn't see him. >> a very illegal move. they're saying there were actually two people on that motorcycle. the officer decided not to give chase because they believe if they did, they would actually create a much more dangerous situation. but they are calling on the public for help to identify these people. >> love the water hose. ♪ >>> i think the animals are evolving because they're animting to act like humans and lake powell in arizona. works at motors outlet. decided to relax with the fishes. but i think one wants a date. >> what? >> that fish just attacked why at's nipple. >> i missed it. >> how did you miss it? >> that was in slow motion. >> serious. what were you looking at? >> never would have guessed that would happen. not even took him to dinner first. straight for the nipple. >> out of the water. >> pretty impressive. >> i'm not done. check out this one. this is jeffrey. jeffrey the tortoise decides he doesn't

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>>> dude almost 100 feet down in a cave with no oxygen tank. >> because he's free diving as well. >> heck no. see his frantic moves to escape when things go wrong. rare look at -- >> an eaglet who just learned to fly. >> why he might need to work on the landing and rally racer totally blows the left-hander. what happens when backing up just won't work. >>> and -- >> reach back and grab it. >> helene good-bye to workouts. you wouldn't look ridiculous at all doing this stuff in the office. >> ridiculous? that looks amazing. >> hold your breath trust me. we are are currently underwater at jacob's well in texas, an underwater cave where a lot of people go diving. diego is approaching about 100 feet under the water. you don't hear any breathing sounds because he's free diving as well. >> oh heck no. the sounds you're hearing are the ma mailian dive reflex prevents your lungs from collapsing while you're diving. he's just lost one of his flippers. now he realizes he can't find it, he quickly turns around but he cannot get up to the surface with just one flipper all the while trying to hold

he's like, dude, sorry. i was like, i know, man. it's just one of those things. you know, that's kind of a byproduct of doing this and being in the spotlight i guess. ♪ >> the spotlight on the country star today. chris has a new single and upcoming album. both titled "i'm coming other." the 30-year-old remained tight with his former tour mates. >> how are blake and miranda doing now? >> they're both good since every time i've heard from them. as good as you can be. >> we will for sure keep up with that. tomorrow, they are definitely the most famous newlyweds in the world and we are with jennifer and justin. we'll ask all about their secret wedding and the story behind that muppet cake. we'll bring it to you of course tomorrow. >>> let's turn now to shannon dougherty's breast cancer lawsuit. is was a shock to learn she is fighting this disease. shannon claims her former management company is to blame. in the lawsuit filed today in l.a. superior court, dougherty claims her former management company let her health care insurance lapse in 2014. and a year pass befo

majority say real. >> see if there's controversy with this last one. >> dude! >> what the heck? this guy appears to have cracked open a laptop, taken out some of the hard drive and revealed some roaches? >> computer clearly has a bug. >> oh! >> i don't know what the controversy is here. i'll go real. >> real. >> definitely real. >> really freaking gross. >> anybody that's had roaches before, you know when they see the light the way they scatter, this is textbook roach scatter right here. it was an older model anyway. time to upgrade. this is real. >> thanks, max. >> glad we could agree. see you next week. >>> the chase is on. >> he's got it. >> oh! >> oh gosh. [ barking ]. >> we're here today because you all told me you don't know how toe drive stick. >> do you guys know how to drive stick? >> yes. >> no no. >> as human beings that's unacceptable. >> you're not the only one, gayle, there's a shame on our society many of us don't know how to drive stick. i'm going to teach you through the video out that got help. >> race car driver and nascar commentator. >> i apologize about the

i'm thrilled to be your last dude. person. i just, i came on behalf of comedy to say-- . >> jon: on behalf of comedy. >> yeah. >> jon: you're representing comedy. >> i represent all comedy. >> jon: uh-huh. >> just to say you know nice job. >> jon: thank you, my friend. i praerbt it. >> you're welcome. >> jon: louis and i started together. in fact i have to tell you is the other night i went down to the cellar the comedy cellar where i started. louis started in boston and then came down to new york and started working the cellar. >> that's right. you're one of the first guys i ever saw there the first or second comedian i ever saw there. >> jon: at the cellar. >> yeah and you were so great. i was like who is this little jew he's funny. >> jon: that was the original title of my act. little funny jew. it was like a-- i would dress up in overalls. i'm going to miss watching you on this show. but i think the most reliable way to take a good thing and make it go bad is to hold on to it too long. that's really-- . >> jon: i think tha

>> i agree, the dude is my hero. i dressed like him for halloween one year and his skills watch this. this car is where drifter jacob prisgo got a little nervous. >> oh my gosh! >> hits the target right on. jacob said he was so close to the car he hit the gopro on top of the car and those things don't sit high. spectacular video. i love this part drifting backward looks like he's ballet dancing with his helicopter. >> who wins? >> everybody. >> thanks, red bull. >>> it's no surprise the young man that posted this video removed it from facebook but it's now on youtube, and police are looking into it. this is on humboldt bay in eureka california. you have a woman sitting on the edge of the water and two young guys behind her, they're up to no good. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> don't know why this woman is screaming, what she's screaming about. >> oh no no no, no. [ bleep ] >> they push this woman into the water and post it on fais cook. somebody on facebook said this woman is a known homeless woman. it was sent to eureka pd.

[ light laughter ] it's always a dude. it's never a chick. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. doesn't matter. >> artie i love you! people say to me, "artie, do you get a lot of sex from being on the radio?" and i'm like, "if i am willing to bang plumbers i would be like a young warren beatty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. that's not true. but thank you for -- [ laughter ] like the shampoo hair. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. every time you're here we have the best time. >> we do. >> jimmy: we do. this is fantastic. >> i can't fit in the chair this time. [ laughter ] it gets harder and harder. >> jimmy: you can't leave. you're stuck here. you can't get off. you can't get out. we just heard rachel's take on the presidential race. do you have a take on what's going on? >> well, you know. listen. trump claims to not drink. but, he says stuff that makes him sound drunk. [ laughter ] it's great. a guy that doesn't drink but sounds drunk. it's very entertaining. everything he says he sounds loaded.

. >> steve: oh, dude! >> jimmy: aw, sweet, man. >> steve: they got flipcoin on the jukebox! >> jimmy: oh, come on! he only lasts five minutes, man! flipcoin -- he's got to come in and get out of here. come on, quick. [ laughter ] he's got -- he's busy, man. that's how he -- that's how he decides if he's going to do it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he flips the coin. he's like -- nah, later. >> steve: oh, contest over. >> jimmy: aw, flipcoin, come on man! >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: two out of three, two out of three, flipcoin. [ laughter ] >> steve: can't do it. >> jimmy: he's like, "nah. i'll call my friend, '1 chain'. [ laughter ] he's half the price of "2 chainz." [ laughter ] you ever heard of "no chainz"? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: yeah, "no chainz" is great. he's not a good rapper, but he's cheap. [ laughter ] and finally, i don't know if you saw this, but a soccer player in belgium hit the ground pretty hard in a game this week. i don't really know soccer that well. i know a little bit. but they had a really unusual way of icing down the injury. i don't know if this is normal

. >> steve: oh, dude! >> immy: ew, sweet, man. >> steve: they got flipcoin on the jukebox! >> jimmy: oh, come on! he only lasts five minutes, man! flipcoin -- he's got to come in and get out of here. come on, quick. [ laughter ] he's got -- he's busy, man. that's how he -- that's how he decides if he's going to do it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he flips the coin. he's like -- nah, later. >> steve: oh, contest over. jimmy: aw, flipcoin, come on man! >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: two out of three, two out of hreen flipcoin. [ laughter ] >> steve: can't do it. >> jimmy: he's like, "nah. i'll call my friend, '1 chain'. [ laughter ] he's half the price of "2 chainz." [ laughter ] you ever heard of "no chainz"? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: yeah, "no chainz" great. he's not a good rapper, but he's cheap.l[ laug er ] and nally, i don't know if you saw this, but a soccer player in belgium hit the ground pd tty hard in a game this week. i don't really know soccer that well. i know a little bit. but they had a really unusual way of icing down the injury. i don't know if this is normal take a lo

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but that gear's seen a lot of action. >> where's the fire pole, dude? >> they took them. >> oh, man. >> in the late '90s management took the poles out. >> what does every little boy from my age, it was all about sparking the fire dog and the poles. >> i used to love sliding the pole. headquarters was three stories. when you had to slide that thing you had to really hold on because you were going for a ride. the old running board we put up here, we don't use the running board. but this is how many companies we used to have. >> what percentage of that number are active now? >> less than half. and we're fighting a lot more fires. >> you know, i got to say, the kitchen's looking pretty good. >> that's one of the best kitchens in the city. >> tonight's meal is being cooked by paul. he's squad 3's best, they say. >> look at this. >> he's reading the can. that's a good start. >> tonight's menu, crab cakes with a mix of actual crab, and this stuff. sea leg. maybe you know it from such beloved menu items as california roll. hey, firefighters can't afford 100% ju

. >> that frustrates these dudes. there is not a man that i know from eight to eight right now that wakes up and don't have an erection in the morningtime because that's what happens. we are dealing with reality. when a man wakes up. first thing that comes to the man's mind, damn, i miss my wife. >> but behind bars, sex can be a combustible concoction of desire, desperation, homophobia and predatory behavior. especially at prisons as notorious as california's pelican bay. >> this is the last place they need to be sending a flamboyant homosexual, is pelican bay. >> inmate adolph green was out on the pelican bay yard when our producer noticed him and asked for an impromptu interview. >> i'm a flamboyant homosexual. the ones that prefer to fix up as a girl. and we call each other girls. you understand. some of the dudes around here they call you girl. call me girl this and that. but then have you those that smile in your face and laugh at you behind your back. you walk around the track, you hear somebody call, look at th

"i know everything you've ever done, dude." like that. i was like so -- it's humbling. >> seth: yeah, it's fantastic. that is absolutely fantastic. >> and the thing with bradley is if your girl, like, leaves with bradley you would like understand. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? >> seth: absolutely. >> i expected my girl to -- and i go, thanks. >> seth: if he at the end of snl 40 had just stood up and pointed at someone and went, "her." everybody would be like, "okay." [ laughter ] it'd be, "joe piscopo, thank you bradley. go ahead. have a good time." >> seth: now i also wanna give you props because you were great as sinatra, during the show, it was one of the greatest after parties of all time. >> oh, seth. >> seth: jimmy fallon ran the night. he got up on stage. it was band after band performing. you got up and you sang a bruce springsteen song. you do a fantastic springsteen, which i was not aware of. and it brought the house down. >> you know, at the radio station they say, i heard you talking about it on howard so thanks for that.

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everybody was on it. >>> this dude all suited up, ready to go for a ride on the bmw 1,000. siberian guy, name of his channel, riding around in russia. he's going very high speed. sometimes these roads aren't always the best for riding. so he has decided for one of his new videos that he wl start super, super early. he may be fearless, but his cameraman is not. >> that was super close. >> that was zipper from tron and that was real. >> the same kind of thing happens during the day when his trustee cameraman is out creating these videos with him. >> even though he scares the bejeebers out of himself, he continues. >> stand on the tripod and walkway away. either way he creates cool videos and is lucky to have a guy he trusts. >> oh! >>> bora bora, undoubtedly one of the most beautiful places in the world this guy is hiking and giving us a tour of what it looks like. he really does come up to some pretty spectacular places. look at this right here. you see the valley below with the water. it is spectacular. >> it's not the beaten path. indiana jones'ing his way through. >> unfo

. >> what's going on dude? oh my god dude. god be with these people. i hope that everything is okay. >> campus police arrested bill after he threatened to harm himself and others. he was not carrying a gun and classes did eventually resume. >>> a boat backed with migrants sank off the coast. a local security official say that as many as 400 people were on board. more than 2,300 people have died this year, and a grizzly discovery highlighted the crisis that's growing within the border. yesterday bodies were found in an abandoned truck parked on the said of the highway. now the horrifying discovery is large at a summit of e leader that gathered to discuss the problem and the crisis. i am to take in -- >>> speaking at a community center, he cautioned that more work e aremains as part of the discovery. >> this was something that was supposed to never happen here. maybe some place else, but not here. not in america. and we came to realize what started out as a natural disaster became a man made. a failure of government to look out for it's own citizen. a pr

those two punches landed, knocking each dude out. to the ground. stone cold. now, right here they try and pick up mr. shirtless and say come on, bro, look, you knocked him out. you win. but he immediately is all wobbly and the little unicorn knees and falls back down to the sidewalk. this video was posted on fab by cotchery boettcher. according to rory, he works in hoboken. we believe this fight happened near that bar out in the street. witnesses in the comments say that both guys did eventually get to their feet, shake it off and walked away. >> it's a best-care sese scenar. both were winners, both were losers. just go on. >> it's the perfect fight. you have words. you don't even throw a punch and you walk away. >> there's no loser, there's no winner. you both look like badasses. >> and idiots. >> it's like the freeze frame from the very end of "rocky 3." >> ding ding here because they both go down now. >>> she lost her mother and since then, they've been bringing the gravesite of her mother some flowers. they've also noticed that those flowers constantly, fo