(gasping) (gasping) oh, i should've read this sign before i took it off the bench. okay, the bad luck is real! let's get that stick back! ooh, if you see that cute guy duke from eagle cabin, (knocking at door) xander, it's emma! are you there? oh, emma! hey, thank you so much for the... (screams) that must have been one big bird. right, it's blueberry bird poop. anyway, thanks so much for giving me this. being the guardian is awesome. do i look taller? i feel taller. yeah, about the stick... (thuds) ow! (indistinct arguing) i was trying to cover. no, no, we're one. stop it, stop it, you're walking too fast. whoa, whoa, whoa! hey, hey, hey! what happened to you guys? bad luck happened, because emma gave you the spirit stick, we got bench butt! and my face looks like pepperoni pizza! i said i'd do the talking! (sighing) xander, but you gave it to me. with a nice note. did you not mean all those xo's? (gasping) of course i did. i'll get you something else. do you like baseball? i'll buy you season tickets. or a team! you realize if i give the spirit stick back, then my

(gasps) hey, watch it! it was an accident. now this is on purpose. (gasps) that is it! (imitates pen clicking) (giggles) what are you doing? i'm writing you a citation for splashing a superior, but i don't have my pad, so i'm giving you an imaginary one. but your shame should be real. (imitates crumpling) gloop, gloop, gloop, chomp! aw, an imaginary fish ate it. there you are, scofflaw! you almost gave me a heart attack! i should probably go to the nurse. bye! ravi: halt! i doubt you are concerned with cardiovascular health, considering at lunch today you drank a mac and cheese smoothie through a licorice straw. i was carbo-loading. speaking of which, i better go unload. wait. what have you got under your shirt? um, the tiny, fuzzy beginnings of a glorious chest of hair? give me that! dude, knock it off. ha! that tickles! (gasps) you stole jedediah swearengen's original camp rules! jorge, how could you? it was actually really simple. glass is super easy to break. hey, pinecone emma! hey, pinecone lou! your canoe therapy sure did help me and pinecone zuri solve our probl

(gasps) very well. i'm sure if we comb the ancient scrolls and the internet, we will find an answer within a week or two. what? but my play is tomorrow night! in that case, we are up the ganges without a pool noodle. (humming) zuri, what a a you doing? making breakfast. you are not putting that in my body! good thinking. if i'm gonna ride all those roller coasters at coney island, i want to keep my arms up and my breakfast down. you can't go riding roller coasters! yeah, i can. 'cause now i'm tall enough to ride every ride. and drive! whwhe are the keys to t t helicopter? oh, not gonna happen! if ravi can't change us back in time, you need to learn my lines, so you don't mess up my career. what career? you know you're not too big to spank! well, actually, you are. just come on! (whines) but i don't wanna be a struggling actor. i cacat believe they'r'rstill pretending thisistupid bell made t tm switch bodies. (gasps) luke, do not touch that. it is dangerous to touch the gaja mukta! ooh, i'm so scared. ah

(gasps) i have a bad feeling about this. (screams) (yelling (shrieks) (gasps) whoa! whoa! woo-oo-oo! oops. peck! (chuckles) sorry, everyone. but you're nice and oled off now. right? (chuckles) (annoyed groans) (grunts) don't worry, sheriff, i'll get that sign back up there in no time! wait a minute, peck. how 'bout you let me and toby get the sign. you stay here and help clean up. you got it, sheriff!f! (scoffs) i sure did make a mess of things. wish i knew how to make it up to everybody. (wind whooshing) by cleanin' up the tumbleweeds, l by myself, that's how! peck! where're you goin'? i'm cleanin' up all the tumbleweeds, on account of i'm the deputy! but sheriff callie said we should do it together! what'cha doin' peck? you should ask for help when you gonna learn youcan't do i iall yourself? gotcha! whoo-wee. tumbleweeds can really stick to a fella. hey, i got another one! whoa! (grunts) there. whew! oh! hoppin' horsey-toads. now, i'm a tumblin' tumbleweed! help!well. the town looks mighty fine again. say, where's deputy peck? (peck screaming) peck: look out! on account

(gasps) (gasps) whoa! i call it the drdr and rip! you've got eigig layers to play with, i can eat in public again! you're doing great, holden. now i need to see your range. show me mad. show me angry! you despise her. got it! got it. okay. gemma: uh... no, not grumpy old man. not weird pirate. oh... oh, no. not constipated either! you haha her. you know what? i can't. i can't hate this girl. gemma: sorry then. we need to see it all from garrison. josh, you've got the job. -congratulations! -yes! -i am so excited to work with you. -me, too! hey, no ha feelings, holden? no. not at all. gemma: come on, josh. we've gotta get you into wardrobe! -gemma, look at me. -hmm? closer. i am so excited to be on voltage! i love this guy! so, that first scene that you did was... really amazing. who knew you were such a good actor! i wasn't acting. i'll wait for you. pete: hey, parker, come on out here! oh, no you didn't. oh, yes i did. taste of my own medicine, huh? and it's delicious! -do it again! do it again! -yeah! yeah!

[gasps] well, it never hurts to ask. with a hey-diddle-diddle and a cock-a-doodle-doo i have another marvelous rhyme for you oh, this next one is my very, very favorite one of all. and it's called minnnn miss muffet. minnie miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating a golden pear when along came a spider - [barks] - oh!! who sat down beside her - [pantiti] and scared her from here to there! - [howling] - oh, my! oh, my! i need to get away really fast from that scary spider! can you find a little old mouseketool to help out little ol' me? [gasps] you willll oh, thank you. everybody say, oh, toodles [all] oh, toodles! [minnie] oh, well, look what we found! all that's left is the mystery mouseketool. anyou know what that means. [mickey] everybody say, "mystery mouseketool." [all] mystery mouseketool. [mickey] what's today's mystery mouseketool? it's a hoppity ball. can that help minnie make a fast getaway from that scararspider? you betcha! say "super cheers!" bye-bye, pluto the spider. see you later, yoyosilly old thing. [barking]

(gasps) a death sentence? (giggling) for this little guy, i prescribe a tiny bullet -(gun cocks) -no! -let's go, dylan! a broken leg! shoot it in the head! (screaming) golan, the guinea pigs! -good idea, dylan! (chanting) akba dia! guinea pig! (screaming) come on! go, go, go, go, go! what are we gonna do? is still broken. he's as good as dead. i'll fix it, dylan. you just get back to the tree house! that little penguin a new leg. that is an excellent idea! (screaming) -back home please! (honking) all right, carole. gesture towards the kiosk as if it's a baked ham, you chunk-butted-goddess! i sure hope i don't screw it up. (screaming manically) (heavily distorted indistinct speech) introducing the fourth mobile accessory kiosk in the mall, case in your face! take it away, carole. ta-da! that a girl, carole! i did it! i did it! i'm a model. ta-da! ta-da! ta-da! ta-da! ta-da! ta-da! (shrieking) (all gasping) oh, that popping and tearing sound is new. (chuckles nervously) golan: what is so hard to understand? i do

(gasps) the flash freezer! if gadfly used it to freeze everybody... then there has be some way to reverse the effects and unfreeze them. hmm... let's try in flipping this part around. (chirps) (all clamoring) hey! hey, you're that scrappy kid... what's your name? monroe, maurie, meesha, marvin, come on help me out here! i'm miles. and i'm pretty sure i just reversed the freeze ray. uh-oh. no! no! no, no, no, no, , , no, nooo! (sobobng) i'm feeling a little chilly. ah, what just happened? why is it so cold in here? what happened to my hair? goon squad, take cararof them. goons: you got it, boss! so i can take care of this! did anybody order pie? ooh! i don't like coconut! goon: hey, i can't see! nice one, merc! what else is on the menu? batter up! flying frizzfrazz fritter, anyone? oh, no. miles: yeah! got 'em! not so fast, murgatroid! (soup singing) (laughing) whoa! thanks, milton! ah! got it! your flash freezer is all mine! buh-bye! oh, no! my flash freezer, it's, it's gone! (l(lghing) miles? what happened? it's gadfly! he stole the flash freezer and

-(shatters) -(gasp) (gasp) what have i done? let me help! anyone got glue? ben: uh, i'd be happy to pay for damages. watching them do this is worse than any punishment my mother ever gave me. oh, yeah. we have got to get them out of here before anyone else shows up. audrey: are we going to jail? -(creaking) -(gasp) you gotta hide. i don't want them to know you're here, too. i don't even know how we got here. i mean, one moment i was rubbing paint off jordan's lamp, and then the next-- that's it! the lamp! (sigh) i just wish we could ask her how we... (southern accent) then, my precious darlings, you just take two pinches of sugar... (nervous laugh) hi. (chuckles) is this a bad time? well, everyone's alive, so... no harm, no foul. (chuckles) it's a major foul! you just back-drafted our balcony! because you made me nervous with all of your hovering! because you made me nervous with all of your talk about how warning labels are just suggestions! look, can't you two just chillax? yeah, on the bright side, much like our grill and lounge chair, which are now fused

( gasps ) the bluesberry bush! yeah. anything r my crackle. this is all so incredible. ( flowers singing ) and there's even a cute little hedgehog. i love this garden. you do? - uh-huh. and your bedroom was pretty great, too, wasn't it? it was. it really was. so maybe you could like living here after all? ll, it's not my old castle. i mean, it's different, that's for sure. but good different. so, yeah, i think i could like it here. ( screaming ) - uh-oh. - what now? - we'll be right back. - it's okay. we found 'em. yeah, we did. ugh! i don't know what came over me then, ah, that's my clover. bubble space, crackle. bubble space. respect the bubble. ( sighs ) okay. the chandedeer. look at it. vivian! i'm so sorry we didn't believe you before. we will leave immediately. no, wait. i want to stay now. we can't stay. the castle is... haunted! no, no, it's not. it's only wee sprites. look. wee sprites? wee sprites! i asked them to makeket seem like the castle was haunted so we wouldn't have to live here. but now i want to live here. you brought wee s

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. whopy the way is like the most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. >> top ten. department comment except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan.. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole audience hates you. >>

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. whopy the way is like the most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. department comment except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. you. >> yeah, yeah. we had a moment. >>

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. whopy the way is like the most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. department comment except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole audience hates you. >>

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! m now weirdrd going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? waitit minute. >> yeses whopy the wawa is like thehe most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. department comment except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazaz i'd never heard your voi like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now t

but i wanted a p py. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100!0! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. see ya soon.n. snowfall continues across tonight and at times will be heavy. the snowfall tapers off saturday mornnng leaving behind a wide swath of 6-9". winds are then expected to increase overnight into saturday starting fromm the northeast and changing to the northwest at 15-30 mph, leading to blowing and drifting. cold conditionssre on tap for the remainder of the weekend as the lows by sunday morning fall into the single digits. tonightt snow, heavy times low: 23-29 winds: ne 15-30tomorrow: am snow, windy, cold high: 25-31 winds: nw 15-30tomorrow night: clear & cold low: 2-8 winds: nw 5-10sunday: mostly sunny high: 27 - low: 5 monday: partly cloudy high: 37 - low: 19 tuesday: partly cloudy high: 41 - low: 23 wednesday: chance of showers high: 44 - low:

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all ii saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-yeaear-old won sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmymy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. whopy the way i like the most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. department comment except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: : is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you t to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now

but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getng data. pony-sized data? . u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch t tu.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. rain contiiues to be a part of the forecast across eastern@iowa into appears that 1-2 inch rainfall totals will be common before dry things out for the latter part of the work week. temperatures will be the mildest early this week gith a cool down into the 30s for highs by the weekend. tonight: showers likely low: 46-52 winds: se 10-20+ alo: 49 dbq: 48 iow: 50tomomorow: showers and storms high: 57-63 winds: se 15-25 alo: 59 dbq: 58 iow: 61tomorrrrw night: showers likely low: 45-51 winds: se 10-20 alo: 47 dbq: 47 showers possible, windy high: 51 - low: 48 thursday: partly clcludy, windy high: 48 - low: 34 friday: partly cloudy high: 40 - low: 29 saturday: slight chance of rain/snow mix high: 38 - low: 27 sunday: mostly sunny high: 38 - low: 22monday: partly clou

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but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% % re data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. to an end across iowa as an area of low pressure moves east. strong winds follow this system keep things cooler on thursday with west winds gusting up to 40 mph. our attention then focuses on the first chance for snow i. eastern iowa this fall. a storm races quicy from the west developing precippation later on friday. as colder air moves in snowfall is likely into early saturday. some accumulation is likely. as this is a developing storm system make sure you check back for forecast updates. tonight: patchy drizzle early low: 29-35 winds: w 15-25tomorrow: partly cloudy, windy high: 42-48 winds: w 20-40tomorrow night: stly clear low: 22-28 winds: w 10-20friday: pm snow likely high: 39 - low: 25 saturday: flurries, windy & cold high: 29 - low: 25 sunday: mostly sunny high: 35 - low: 14 monday: partly c

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cellular's giving you 50% more data but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! $ you're getting $400 in promoards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. see ya soon. how do we stop an epidemic of preescription drug and heroin overdoses? hear what the experts are saying. and see highlights from today's action in the state high school football and volleyball tournaments. recapping today's top stories, strong winds and rain overnight caused damage to several areas in dubuque. the wind ripped off half of the roof at eisenhower elementary. winds toppled a 70-foot tree on to a ouse on graham circle. and trees at a farm just north of dubuque on highway 52 also fell. let's go back to joe now for a final look at tonight's forecast. strong winds diminish for the end of the week leading to a beautiful weekend. this is not to say we won't feel the wind on friday, but a 15-30 m

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. whopy the way is like the most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. department comment except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now t

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. whopy the way is like the most together, valedictorian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. departme comme except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the w

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medicalally is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. who, by the way, is the most together, very well la dic torian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aununt connie her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. who, by the way, is the most together, very well la dic torian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole audience hates you. >> yea

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. who, by the way, is the most together, very well la dic torian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole audience

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. who, by the way, is the most torian -- maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole audience hates you. >> yeah, yeah. we had a moment. >> jimmy: you had a moment. >> i like to think. >> jimmy: did you freak out in >> i was strangely calm. >>

gasp, gasp, gasp. and at one point, this is all i saw. aah, aah, aah! i'm now weirdly going around her like, it's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay. i think, she's going down. something terribly medically is wrong. then i hear, "one direction, one direction!" my little cousin is the 27-year-old woman sitting right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? wait a minute. >> yes. who, by the way, is the most together, very well la dic torian -- >> jimmy: not the most together. maybe not the most. maybe the top ten most together. >> top ten. except the worst part, i was panicked. i've got to call aunt connie. her dad's going to blame me. then "one direction, one direction!" it got crazy. i'd never heard your voice like that. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> i'm jenna, hi. >> jimmy: is this true? is this account correct? >> yeah, that's pretty dead on. >> jimmy: it is, you're excited. did you get to see the guys backstage? >> i did. i had a brief encounter. i'm a big harry fan. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: harry, okay. now the whole au

(b(bh gasping) having a little trouble catching your breath there? no, no, i'm good. if my p.e. teachers had told me this is what i was training for, i would have tried a lot harder. (laughing) "do or do not. there is no try."

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. - [gasps] whoo! we got a "b"! that's the first "b" i ever got i didn't have to french kiss for. - a "b"? no, no, no, no! this boy don't play with no "b"s. i'm calling that little tease, miss jean rotello, right now. - this isn't good. asians don't do well with "b"s. at wharton, i got a "b," and the japanese kid who sat next to me killed himself. - oleg, i'm kind of getting used to this look now. you kind of look like bin laden's ghost. - good night, girls. i'm going to go over and spend the night at sophie's. - no, maybe not. - why would you say that? - it's just, she might like a little space sometimes. - she needs space? did she say that? - not in so many words. - no, those were the words. look, sophie loves having you around. it's just, she told us that you're getting a little too comfortable there when she came over to sell all your stuff at our yard sale. i know how that sounds-- - and yet, you keep going. - oleg, sophie is just feeling a little smothered. - she feels smothered? have you ever tried motorboati

[ crowd gasps ] oh that is not good! a bulb has gone out. who will go on the perilous journey to replace it? we will! crowd: huh? we will? yeah! shell ya' later be careful out there. good luck! squire?! what beer may i fetch you, my lord? umm... i'll have a redd's apple ale. and perhaps a wrench. no. a wrench, a wrench. redd's apple ale. also in strawberry and green apple. so what's your news? i got a job! i'll be programming at ge. oh i got a job too, at zazzies. (friends gasp) the app where you put fruit hats on animals? i love that! guys, i'll be writing code that helps machines communicate. (interrupting) i just zazzied you. (phone vibrates) look at it! (friends giggle) i can do dogs, hamsters, guinea pigs... you name it. i'm going to transform the way the world works. (proudly) i programmed that hat. and i can do casaba melons. i'll be helping turbines power cities. i put a turbine on a cat. (friends ooh and ahh) i can make hospitals run more efficiently... the best of everything is even better during red lobster's ultimate seafood cele

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but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. the chill in the air is motivation enough to skip walking.... and take the bus... but if you need any extra motivation.. there's a very convincing music video. ....come on ride the bus it's a cool, cool thing. you heard them... ride the dart a couple of dart employees came up with the lyrics... based off a song by the "quad city d-j's." and the video has become a hit... it's been viewed more than 11 thousand times on dart's facebook page! the tunes don't stop there... holiday music is starting to take over des moines... we'll tell you where you can hear some of your favorites.. with a unique twist. you can also catch the sights of the season in the metro... we'll tell you where to see the lights go up in a tree... with there are some big events bringing people

i'll look good enough to eat. [ gasps ] oh no... samsung ultra hdtv on sale at target.com cyber mondat target.com with 15% savings sitewide. expect a 100% chance of me doing no work on monday. shouldn't have said that on air. get 15% off target.com, cyber monday only. for two canadian brothers. they came to the rescue of america's national bird -- d it was all caught on camera. they were hunting in ontario last week when they found t bird stuck in a trap. its t was caught.. so the brothert a sweatshirt over the bird calm it. and, eventually, they were able to free it. before they sent the eagle its way.. they snapped this selfie.. which is now l over the internet. they say they were astonished at how the bird was close up. >>> before they sent their eagle on its way, they snapped this selfie, they were astonished at how big the bird was close-up. finally the release, the bald eagle spread its wings and said thanks fellows. both brothers say they were happy they were able to save the bird. >> didn't it look like the eagle was smiling

but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. >> this is iowa's news leader. this is kcci 8 news this morning. klinge, meteorologist kurtis with shaina humphries. elizabeth: welcome back. her look at that, hurricane force wind ripped through the city. people were blowing back and forth as they tried to board a bus and the weather caused dozens of power outages and flight delays. the national weather service says wind gusts reached 75 miles per hour in denver and near 100 in boulder. eric: miserable there, check out how much snow fell in northwest kansas. to 20 inches from the roads. that will take several days. travel conditions there are still dangerous, snow and/or temperatures can make roads icy. metinka: hopefully it won't be this extreme, already windy that snow comes tomorrow. by now, the wind is bri

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[ gasping ] >> oh, my god. this guy is on the freaking ledge. oh, no. >> ah! >> moments -- >> get that car out of the way! >> -- that terrify you. >> come on, baby. >> he's right there! >> moments that inspire you. >> you got it, baby! >> and moments that move a nation. >> my name is pete brady. i was recently diagnosed with als. >> moments like these change lives, and when they're caught on tape, they can even impact the world. i'm kyra phillips. come along with us as we share the extraordinary stories of ordinary people who made these videos go viral. [ gasping ] >> look at this. oh, my god. >> i was thinking, this is where they're going to find me. and i said, god, you've got to get me out of here. one of the workers came in and said there's a fire in the building. i grabbed a fire extinguisher off the wall and headed up to the roof. >> but construction superintendent curtis resig quickly figures out a fire extinguisher isn't going to cut it. >> while i was up there, i noticed that the wind had shifted and it had picked up speed. i thought at that point, th

but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. >> this is iowa's news leader. this is kcci 8 news this morning. with eric hanson, elizabeth klinge, meteorologist kurtis gertz, and right-now coverage with shaina humphries. metinka: good morning, tracking rain on live super doppler from your fort dodge and rockwell city near atoma and more rain from atlantic through bedford tracking to the north. 57 in the city heading for a high of 63. range will taper off this afternoon which is great news but wind and cold air will come in for the rest of the week. elizabeth: new video overnight of a tornado in western kansas, parts of the state were under a tornado warning until almost the night. chris will be assessing the damage and determining how many tornadoes touched down. there are reports of several groups blown o

also gasps of the families of the police officers. let me remind you about what happened. a man blocked a road. it was a minor traffic sigh legislation. he was stopped by a couple of police officers. he was arrogant, the judge said, was aggressive towards the police officers. they called for back up. when they arrived, he continued to resist arrest. they handcuffed him to the back of a police van and then the driver of that vehicle drove off several hundred metres to a police station. now, if that weren't bad enough, and all of that was captured on mobile phone footage which went viral all over the world. after that, inside the police station, the pathologist and coroner says that the taxi driver, one who had been going about his daily business, already assaulted by police officers, was then subjected to a beating in that police cell in which he sustained injuries that killed him. he died of head injuries and internal bleeding. an arguing-- in arguing for their sentences, the defense said these were exemplary police officers up to this point. the situation got out of hand,

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but i wanted a pony. [ gasps ] you're getting data. pony-sized data? no. u.s. cellular sized data. good, strong data you can actually use because it works in the middle of anywhere. i'd like $100! you're getting $400 in promo cards! yes! switch to u.s. cellular and get 50% more data than verizon and at&t. plus $400 per line. thought iowa needed to fire kirk ferentz. so should those fans be allowed back on the bandwagon, now? of course they should. it's "what's bugging andy" from soundoff, last night. one of the best things about iowas amazing season is that no one saw it coming. a pleasant surprise is one of the most universally welcomed things in all of life, after all, and ones this big are cause to double or triple the celebration. but you see, some of us cant just be happy with the pleasant surprise, were feeling a little bad about being wrong. some of us predicted three or four losses for iowa...some didnt renew their season tickets because they didnt think the games would be any fun...some went so far as to say that kirk ferentz should have been replaced last winter, and they

(gasps) agh!! diamonds! yeah. mmmm! 5 swirled diamonds, new in lucky charms! i'm s(ding)g. we've been compromised! don't let hunger kill your game. hot pockets brings you new snack bites. bite-size hot pockets sandwiches with 100% real cheese. guys, i'm back! new snack bites from... (ding) ♪ hot pockets! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! now, if i may, i would like to say a few words about courage. it's the thing that iowa state republican chairman jeff kaufman and the iowaian republican party just don't seem to have. that's weird because ifive learned one thing about republican in general it's how tough they. >> are president obama has been a weak president. >> if you waged jihad on america you are sign you can death warrant. >> we will look for you and find you and kill me. >> they don't know me. they don't know me. i eat nails when i wake up, then i have breakfast. (laughter) >> trevor: jeb bush eats nails? that means his insides are hemorrhaging fast than his campaign! (applause) but i have to admit all that chest thumpin

(gasps) agh!! diamonds! yeah. mmmm! 5 swirled diamonds, new in lucky charms! i'm s(ding)g. we've been compromised! don't let hunger kill your game. hot pockets brings you new snack bites. bite-size hot pockets sandwiches with 100% real cheese. guys, i'm back! new snack bites from... (ding) ♪ hot pockets! >> larry: welcome back. as the days shorten and the leaves begin to fall trk soanl natural for thoughts to occasionally drift towards more tallity and how we're using our precious time on this earth. at least that seems to be the case with our own nightly show krict ericy velez am so join me once again on a trip to rickey's world. >> i have a bucket list. and i'm 26. and people think that's odd. but it's not weird because they don't know that my family, men die young. a few years back i got in a car accident. a year after that i had to have hernia surgery. and then after that i got hit by a cab. i realized i can die at any moment. plus i smoke and i eat taco bell. you don't realize how dangerous a breakfast burrito really is. bottomline s i need to get my bu

-(gasps) mine? why? -because it's so dumb, it makes me mad. -my mom says that i'm still growing, -(scoffs) nobody cares, holden. nobody cares. (all shouting) you all know me. i can help you make this video, but... you're rowing one boat (emphatically) in four different directions. get your band in order. in the meantime, diggie and i are going for pancakes! (grunts) 'cause maddie's gonna be there too, right? yeah. she'll meet us there... probably. you know what? making a video was a bad idea. yeah. maybe we aren't meant to be in a band if we can't work together. let's face it: the dream is dead. okayaywait. (chuckles) you guys don't really think that we're better off apart than we are together, right? really? do you wanna know what that sounds like? (clears throat) this is just willow. (drums playing) here is just... andie. (bass playing) and this is just holden. i love froyo, oh, oh, oh - i love froyo -(nervous laughter) (clears throat) it's the wrong song. this is juststolden. -(guitar playiyi) -(sighs) and here is all of us... together. say

i want people to gasp and not be able to put the paper down. charlie: one of the great things to me, i mean, this is just -- just happened to be the sports page of the paper today. how good a photograph is that? >> it's a great picture. i take no credit for this but the "new york times" in the last 10 years went from being not a great photographic paper to being a fabulous -- charlie: and who takes credit? >> michelle mcnally the photo editor. charlie: and look at that. getting the ball over the goal line. >> fabulous. it's terrific. charlie: yes. >> i'm proud of it. charlie: and the color. >> yeah. charlie: so you want them to gasp and know the story. take me through your day. okay? from the moment you get up and you're having your coffee and you know what's in your paper because you've ok'd it before it went to bed. >> that's right. but the first thing i do is look at the phone for two reasons. look at the news on the phone. first off, things have happened when i went to bed. right? things have happened around the world. if i went to bed at 1